#CERTIFIED TURTLEFIED

[jakkrabbitz]

Jennika is now certified turtlefied‼️🎸🔥

Next mutation design for Jennika by yours truly

[istherewifiinhell]

Laaaaate post but here she is. Happy regular normal day to all my aspecs, ur all invited to get a wedge.

[Several photos of a pull apart style loaf of bread, in purple and green, bunt pan shaped]

[ID from alt: 1. The top of the loaf in the pan. The upper purple bits are very brown, the lower green bits just a bit. 2 Loaf out of the pan, inverted on a cooling rack. A brown sugary glaze on it. 3. One of the green segments removed, revealing the bright colour on the inside of them. 4. The removed green segment in my hand. END ID]

also would u believe i made the exact same amount of dough for each colour? well.

[ID from alt: 1. Eight purple dough balls in a metal bowl. 2. Eight green dough balls in the bundt pan. 3. All the dough balls in the pan, gazed. 4. A clean cross section cut, both the loaf and the slice cut. The purple is a smaller diagonal portion of the loaf. END ID]

[snackugaki]

And into the tags we go,

Alright, ultimate competition timr

[nyxchipz]

The next mutation is not good. In fact it is bad. But I can still hallucinate and pretend Venus and Donnie had an active sibling rivalry based off like 2 jokes in the show because I love Venus and I kind of liked Donnie too.

Venus I will save you.

Also the catchphrases are so terrible in this show but I haven't been able to stop saying "certified-turtlefied" all week and it's ruining my life I hate this show but I can't bring myself to hate this show

[stolenpallettes]

UPDATE: I HAVE ADDED BOOYAKASHA IN A SEPARATE POLL

[turtle--soup]

Watching TMNT Next Mutation Episode 7 (when I really shouldn't be but... eh.) 😅

Ramblings under the cut.

Sewer rays? OK.

Dude's riding a motorbike through the sewer. Raph just makes it look so cool he stated a trend huh?

"Do I wanna meet the NYPD? Hmm... naaahh, absolutely not!" Same Mikey, same...

Big monkey. Who is his voice actor? He sounds familiar...*

"I can't believe this! I've been dissed by a gangster ape!" Mikey bro this is like a regular Monday for you surely?

"Certified turtlefied!" Adding that to the List of Things I Can't Believe They Say

"Cops in the sewers? They don't sell donuts down here!" Raph providing the obligatory donut jokes 👍

"I dunno what you been eatin'. But I want some." Why don't they believe Mikey about the monkey dude? Like literally they are talking turtles. If anything a talking ape is less weird

These gangsters are all dressed like they're cosplaying alt- design Joker Funko Pops. Or they got lost on the way to audition to be in the 60s Batman TV show.

"We're ninja - not the Power Rangers!" Yesssssss they're crossing the streeeeeaaaamms!

Raph 'n' roll honestlyyyyyyy that's a catchphrase?? Raph buddy...

"That's team leader" 😤 Aw Don Don, you don't deserve this disrespect

"EY BAWS" hoooooo my god

"The schnooks" OK Venus.

"Battlin' crime is FUN! Heh heh I feel like Batman!" Yeah that'll be the knockoff Joker suits.

Also like... the guys are acting like they don't fight crime? But like... they fought the Foot before? And I know that was bc they were an evil ninja clan specifically but you can't tell me they weren't Doing A Crime every now and then? And that was probably why the turtles fight them, at least sometimes??

The TA DAAAAA sound effect again 👌

All the money flying out of the back of the van this is genuinely the cheesiest live action cartoon

God I love how completely done Donnie is today

Mikey that was so fruity (affectionate)

Oh that's convenient. They moved most of the gold in Fort Knox to NYC for a bit. Of course.

The turtles just so happen to be living directly under half the gold in America right now. Of course.

"Translation for the thick of skull" oof Donnie he's your brother! Or not. So you all have a free pass to hit on your sister Venus.

"I suggest big caution" Leo providing much needed representation for people who can't words good (me).

NUCULAR?? DON WTF YOU ARE NOT HOMER SIMPSON

Isn't there a super villain who's a big monkey dude? I can't remember rn and its winding me up**

Honestly these accents... I could've been a VA on this show. I can butcher an East Coast accent with the best of them

Was I supposed to be able to see that wire??

Oh no they've trapped Venus in a classic Thunderbirds episode!

No genuinely though this could be pretty exciting if it wasn't like 3 minutes from the end of the episode...

Raph is very worried. "Whadda we doo just stand around and PANIC??" He's so relatable

Aw Don...

Aw they're crying 😭 bless them

It's a good job Donnie and Venus didn't die, the other three have to share one brain cell and I'm not sure Splinter could handle that alone

The code was Donnie's birthday asdghghfgdgk

"You mess with the monkey and it gets funky" this dude is legit a Power Rangers villain

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*IT WAS GARY CHALK! I knew I knew that voice! How's a guy get typecast as a talking gorilla, anyway? I really hope that whoever cast him did that intentionally, and if they did I hope they also know that they're a legend.

**I think I might be thinking of Gorilla Grodd??

[kalviberry]

Stream time!

We are Certified Turtlefied! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge with @kyostarr !

Twitch: Kalviberry

[bulbabutt]

to those of you who skipped the next mutation I am sorry you missed out on the phrase “certified turtlefied” cuz it’s a banger

[yellowhollyhock]

i think... that's all the episodes..... :( Also I may have watched them out of order? but it made sense so oh well

time for power rangers crossover

(I haven't seen anything related to power rangers so if this is incomprehensible let's blame it on that okay)

"Donnie what'd you do" ah classic opening line for a ninja turtle episode

akdhsjsj Raph said 'you silly billy power rangers aren't real' my guy you are a mutant turtle talking to the princess of evil

"it's easy, remember, just lean forward" (does a bunch of synchronized movements)

I like the yellow one

the turtles are protecting the rangers yaya!

oh the yellow ranger recognizes the turtles. I knew I liked her

the zoom in to Leonardo's concerned face aishdhsh

Donnie calling out who they should pass to next, he participates by supervising :)

Leo that is the most sus way you could've said that 'welll uhhh, we good guys gotta stick together right'

the ship is now Turtlefied Certified

hahdjdjsj I don't know which ranger cuz they're all in gray right now but the honesty

guard: what's that?

ranger: uh, it's a cutting tool. reveals his untied hands It cut this

Mikey "You're asking a turtle. Who lives in a sewer. To explain a cosmic event?"

Leo hitting his head as if he's waterlogged akdjdhsjs

Mikey and Donnie jumping at the bad guys as they disappear 💜🧡

jdjsjsh "we got out own spaceship!" "ship will self-destruct in--"

even when Leo is sincere he says it so sus

"I told 'em not to mess with me" (gets knocked over) 💜

go Raph!!

I love cheesy fight scenes

red ranger i know you are gonna be chill but it would be so funny if you punched Leonardo right now. come on it would be so funny

(he was chill)

hey they got a little space arc in a way

oh no what is mikey gonna do

yeah should've seen that coming

unchain my heart part 4

anyways I'll never get over Leo fighting both vampire children alone while Donnie carries away Mikey, who was trying to help, thinking that he's captured one of them

Raph back to defending Venus, phew ❤️💚

oooh anti vampire gadgets, very fun

Raph, dismayed, sarcastic, "we're gonna fight them with vegetable juice?"

Donnie, "Leo said to throw everything we got at them" =D

Mikey stop wasting the garlic gun juice

hdjsjdhd "You've got a weird brain Donno" "ehh ☺️"

everyone is very hyped to fight considering how annoyed they've been with Venus for wanting to stop the vampires in the first place. somebody hug this poor turtle girl

oop the wooden stakes did not work

ooough not a good day for science

Raph catching Mikey (they both fell over) ❤️🧡

nooooo what did they shoot Raph with NOOOO

alright Venus it's all on you n--oh that's not good

"she's manipulating your emotions"

"well she's doing a good job"

Venus is so real

Splinter not worried about the others akfnsbab. Okay yeah I get where he's at they have handled Bonesteel many times. But he is also an enemy that has specifically been stressing them out recently. I think this was mostly meant to be humorous because last we saw they were not doing well

alskdjjahag Raph is bluffing but idk if Leo is helping him bluff or actually thinks he is gonna ditch them

"vampires are more powerful than turtles" "but they were really big turtles!" kfjajdjjd

Splinter you hoirt Mikey's feeelings 🥺

this vampire lady would be so fun to play she gets to scream "my heaaaaart" a bunch of times

"how could i have known that the withered fruit I brought from China was actually the heart of a vampire" idk girl that seems like a pretty important detail your master could have shared with you, or that whoever gave it to him definitely should've mentioned

[snackugaki]

Guess who decided to sit down and rewatch Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation~ ♫

rewatching this again as an adult gave me the hardest whiplash; Top Five Whiplash Moments of My Life

They really just put anything in children’s shows during the 90s

my childhood nostalgia absolutely did not save one thing about this show

Venus is still my daughter, I love her so

ooh, that didn’t age well

yikes, that didn’t age well either

I just want Next’s Splinter to, literally, hang out with any of the other Splinters.

The jolliest old rat man

Leo’s nerdiness was turned up until the knob broke, huh?

latchkey kids

just sleep any ol’ where in these sewers

would explain why Raphael was the crankiest in this iteration

seriously, they even had him say some of the most dickish lines for any Raphael to say???

... plastron g-strings.

being an adult rewatching this just showing me there was some shit they slapped on and got away with it because the kids absolutely would not have noticed

hence the CLOCKWORK ORANGE REFERENCE

like someone put 90s concentrate into a blender and turned it on without the lid

These turtles would be so disappointed to learn about Climate Change

And the number of animals on the extinction list

Casey should’ve been on this show, if only to make Raphael chill the fuck out

Next Mutation really had me reconsidering being a Raph fan as a kid

the “love triangle” or whatever complaint is.... not really that blatant but then I am Certified Old Hag and my standards are high ig idk lol lmao

Mikey and Raph were the only ones whose interactions could understandably be seen as romantic overtures but even then... not that much and it never actually went anywhere

However, I DO read in between the lines that Donatello and Venus were absolutely Best Friends in the face of everyone else’s chaos

...Poor Mikey, he was often off doing his own thing but it seems like what the lonely little brother would be doing

they really were just Roommates™ on this show. :(((((

the villains��� designs were *chef’s kiss* just over the top and that’s what makes it great

guess they had leftover suits from the Dick Tracy movie next lot over

this show was absolute trash (affectionate)

[rorylum]

I couldn't find a meme of next mutation donatello saying certified turtlefied so i made one. feel free to share it on the internet.

[edenoi]

remember when deca was certified turtlefied. did that mean nothing

[istherewifiinhell]

LETS FUUUUUCKIIINGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAT TURTLES

Here yee here yee! Come one come all! New and long time fans, young (ish) and old. These are so god damn. PREMIUM. Grade A. Turtlefied Certified. Ninja Turtles. Who are Mutant Teens.

Long have we wondered. Must a turtles movie overly explain the concept and set up of the turtles. Or else be a sequel that could confusing or lower quality. Must there sadness about fathers, conflict between brothers and general. Condensed movie run time character arc things. Well. The answer is here. And its this. Who know who the fucking turtles are. And Batman too. So lets just get to do some fucking Movie Ass Movie shit.

(And okay side note I only know animated dc im not like. All up on it but. Yeah. Its batman. Hes over there).

There is a plot a foot! A foot plot! even. Turtle villain and bat villian team up that leads the guys to gotham! And due to it being. Ninja robberies. Misunderstandings abound. But then the team up of the. Two teams. And conflicts arise there. Until they work it out for the greater threats, and thematic culmination in your final action set piece. Delightful. Tasty. So so workable.

Anyway. HELLO ANIMATION. These turtles are so. Wonderous and goofy looking. We have distinct shapes and colouration going on, which is the hotness for modern designs. They have the all white eyes look which is classic and cool. Theyre a bit toned down in shape and snoot having but its a vibe, it looks great in motion.

The action is sick as shit. and a little bloody! your not in nicktoons anymore! hey some turtles arent for little kids indeed. people can be killed! But its not like. Aggressively so. Just enough to feel it. But also theyre doing great comedy animation too. all rounder.

So whats the real meat of it? Well. WOULDNT IT BE SICK IF THE TURTLES WERE IN GOTHAM? And yes. Yes it is. Due to the crossover nature and large cast. We dont really need large changes and arcs. Isnt it enough to see how characters would bounce off situations and others...

Hows our comic lover goof ball, with slight powers of 4th wall poking, enjoy the rogue gallery. What happens when our sciencey tech guy puts his mind to finding a secretive vigilante. What do our serious leaders in blue make of each other. What if an EXTREMELY self aware 16 year old with an attitude read ur entire gimmick from a mile away. What happens when 4 sewer raised teens end up in a rich dude MANOR with a whole ass bulter...

Like basically. All of them are allowed to be their cool funky selves without needing to push it into something thats gonna be the crux of a joke or problem. We get that Leo has the weight of his responisblity as leader stuff, but his still a teen, without him having to tear into anyone. Donnie's doing his tech stuff that goes over other ppls heads without anyone saying he "relies on it too much" or being pressured into fixing everything for everyone. Mikey is techincally, a joke in that. hes saying funny things, hes goofing. But no one needs to slip into anything down right cruel about it, nor does it make him a fuck up.

And Raph... my RAPHIE.... Giving the fucking. Crown of Raph understanders to these fine folks! Yes he's implusive! Yes he's the bruiser. Yes he finds his little brothers jokes annoying! (this is half the point of a little siblings joke. trust me). But also he loves his fucking family. He's nice to kids! And he doesn't have time for anyones elses dramatic broody horseshit. THATS HIS THING??

Delicious. Finally some good fucking food. And eh. Pish posh I really dont know enough about the other bat characters but know its Babs, who is also a purple smartie, and she was fun! Shes fun to see react back at the turtles. And The smallest angriest robin. Who yeah really idk him. BUT DELIGHTFUL. To force into contact with the turtles. This is a mandatory playdate you WILL be dragged into shenangans. Enjoy ur new older bro/cousin figures. They came free with ur fucking crossover.

Shout the fucks out. Watch this movie. They gave the turtle van a little angry mouth again. Fuck Yeah.

[megahorous]

Re-watched the first episode of Ninja Turtles:  the Next Mutation!  It’s much like Martial Law:

--A martial artist travels from China to the USA to join a gang of other martial artists kind of like them

--Their teacher/surrogate parent is defeated by the main bad guy

--It’s live-action, with fight scenes that sometimes have wacky hijinx

--There’s a later episode wherein someone gets hypnotized via the computer

[rangercommand]

Ranger Command Power Hour Extra Episode 061

It’s time to Ranger Up with @trekkieb47 @secretrangerfan & @ZachLaVoy as they talk all things Power Rangers on the Four Eyed Radio Network with RANGER COMMAND POWER HOUR!

In our Extra Episode for March 2020, brought to you by our supporters on Patreon, Eric gets Certified Turtlefied with Doug (@ickybooley) and first time guest co-host Chris (aka Void Ranger @OGMachinations) for Power Rangers in Space, “Shell Shocked!”!

With the Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles currently crossing over in the comics, we comment on one of the most infamous and gifable episodes in all of Power Rangers!

We also discuss the latest news, including Power Rangers Beast Morphers season 2 episode updates, Rise of the Psycho Rangers announcement, comics news and more!

Heroes in a half shell, Ranger Power!

Listen now: Ranger Command Power Hour Extra Episode 061 – “Rangers Commentary –  Shell Shocked”

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