Writer. Fan girl. I see OTPs everywhere. Obsessions include Doctor Who (with a special love for Ten-Donna), Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Star Trek, Rumbelle and most of what the British have put on television.
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Omg, every 19th century English labor dispute is like “their bosses wanted to pay them in dandelions and they had a problem with that for some reason” 🙅♀️
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Why did they give the gladiators a cobra to play with in their free time?
Also, beginning to suspect this movie may not be just about gladiators… Out here talking about mobs and empires…
Actually, you know what Commodus is giving Elon… Does everybody like me yet?!
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I’d like to say Gladiator was the movie that made me ready to not give a damn about Joker because I’ve been disregarding Joaquin Phoenix forever now.
Like I don’t know if Joaquin Phoenix irl is nice but in all movies I don’t care. I kind of liked his character in Signs but that’s it!
Do your job too well once…
I mean his character here is just classic incel behavior…
#random gladiator thoughts#also Pedro is going to be in eddingfon with him#already planning on hating the character
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So, I’m just rewatching Gladiator for the millionth time ahead of Gladiator II and I’ve seen the trailers so I’m like did Lucilla really sleep with Maximus?
Then I remembered Connie Nielsen played Diana’s mom in Wonder Woman…
Then I was like Diana’s father was Zeus who wasn’t in that movie but… he was in another movie.
So, um, yeah, I think I’ve got it figured out.
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Can’t wait to get obsessed with the Roman Empire again!
No, really, I can’t. I need the fucking serotonin.
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I’m sadly wanting to bitch about inaccuracies in smutty fic again. I knew this would happen when I saw my onetime hyperfixation on Ancient Rome coming around again. Like, you guys are killing me. Romans had sex all the damn time, with anyone, you don’t need this forbidden crap, they didn’t have it. Okay? Please stop applying 21st century constructs to Ancient Rome, okay?
Sigh… if it helps, I’m annoyed with me, too.
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Okay, so you know how Joel puts his shirt on inside out and fixes it, putting on the same shirt? Does no one else come from a culture where that’s bad luck? No one mentions it. I was told I could either keep the shirt on inside out or just change my shirt. Do you know how many times I have changed my inside out shirt? This show has only deepened that belief.
I swear it was Joel so whatever, Javi, you’re in.
Let’s all pour one out for Denise who at the very least list the hottest neighbor she ever had…
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Another thing, the highway traffic is literally the least surprising thing about a disaster show set in Texas. Okay? People can’t drive in the rain here.
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So I’m rewatching episode one of The Last of Us and I think Sara has a Destiny’s Child poster on her wall?
Real question, was Beyonce okay after Outbreak Day?
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So, last person in the world to watch Game of Thrones and I finished and…
That’s got to be the most underwhelming finale ever. Like I’ve seen divisive finales, I’ve seen bad finales but that was literally just when you’re tired of doing something so you just end it. At the expense of like… every character. Just killing people off instead of wrapping up the storyline. Like I know the lore the showrunners wanted to finish to do Star Wars and like, it’s so fucking lazy. You couldn’t hand it over to another producer to take their time?!
Like why are all these people waiting for Jon and Tyrion? These are literally all the characters left alive.
Why is Bronn Master of Coin? I get it, he likes coins. But why?
Also, why at that meeting did we bring in random Dornish guy? Like he’s Oberyn’s cousin, I guess? Where was he when Ellaria had a coup because I do not understand how she thought she was in the line of succession.
The only halfway decent part that they still fucked up the pacing on was Tyrion’s speech to Jon but like if they wanted nuance they needed to start earlier which again, pacing is all over the place.
And Bran’s King, like great, we had the crazy king, that jackass Robert Baratheon, fucking Joffrey, Tommen, Cersei because she sat down in the chair first or something, (again, not how succession works), Danaerys who killed everyone and was going to go to war with the whole world and now King Bran who has a lot of visions and says cryptic things because that is really the leadership and stability we need right now.
Oh, we’re going to choose a king from now on?
I’m sure this will all work out fine…
Wait, isn’t this thing based on the War of the Roses? Because I recall a clear winner at the War of the Roses. Okay, like a first winner, then that guy’s brother and the eventual grand prize winner, Henry Tudor.
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