#CAN YOU HEAR ME CACKLING???

[mydairpercabeth]

i’m sorry but Percy being the token white boy of camp half blood will forever be hilarious to ME

[chirp-a-chirp]

Lucifer: You’re not upset at me?

MC: Absolutely not.

Lucifer: And there’s nothing I can do to make it up to you?

MC: Actually, there is. You can return this bag.

MC: I was going to wear what’s in there tonight for you.

Lucifer: There’s nothing in here but lip gloss.

MC: SUFFER LUCIFER.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

thunderhowl doesn't even like to lick mechs (he'll sometimes lick rocks or random objects to help decipher what it is if his smells can't help with its history) because he likes to keep up his elegant knightly air but. also. he likes seeing that seemingly impenetrable wall of soundwave's superiority complex Crack a little with the impudence of Utter Disgust

[artisticas]

karlach: enver? wait, you knew gortash?

durge: yeah, we- uh- were together for a little while.

karlach: you dated the brutal archduke of baldurs gate?!

durge: well, he wasn't the brutal archduke of baldur's gate when we were together.

[frnkiebby]

Okay FellowWhores!

Here are your Appreciation Day details:

Over the next week I will post four of my favorite frimages with a little drabble of how I image the evens of the picture taking place.

They’ll be anywhere between 500-1k words.

With the first one being at 6pm today, i’m hoping it’ll follow an every other day schedule. So today (sunday) being the first, then tuesday at 6pm being the next, and so on until all four have been posted.

Ever your faithful FrankWhore,

frnkiebby~🎃

ps. ILY ALL THANKS FOR BEING WHORES FOR FRANK IERO WITH ME

[melodraca]

first years talk at a normal volume challenge (impossible)

[savoryhoneybear]

you know. we may have the sexyman poll for giggles but like. i want to know which sans au actually had the most smutty content made about them. maybe im just not on that side of things but i barely see geno outside of afterdeath, and errink is popular but hey, you know what i see a TON of?? Dream. getting railed. absolutely ruined. fucking obliterated-

[maiteo]

maia…they’re saying Ruben is dating an OF “model”….

[corbenic]

Princess Imperial 1.13.02

“A few more photos,” the press officer at the base of the steps called out.

The imperial family was arranged on the horseshoe staircase in front of the castle. Julien was positioned behind his wife. He was supposed to stand in the gap left between Evie and Alexandrine. Instead, he stood as close to Evie as possible without attracting undue attention. He kept a hand on her waist. This was a breach of etiquette—family photocalls were strictly professional—but he thought the inevitable lecture was worth it to reassure his wife that he knew she was cold and would make it up to her later.

Snow had started falling during Mass. By the time the family emerged from the Chapel Royal for the photocall, the ground was covered in white. Dustings of snow clung to Evie’s hat, loose hair, and the shoulders of her coat. Julien didn’t look much better.

The snowflakes drifting through the air caught the camera flashes, turning everything to bursts of white. Fortunately, Julien had long since learned how to keep a smile plastered on his face while being blinded. He had to trust that Evie would do the same.

“Thank you very much,” the press officer called out, ignoring the protests from the assembled press corps.

“Thank God,” Jo muttered from Julien’s left. “That went on forever.”

“It’s not over yet,” he reminded his oldest sister.

She gestured toward the crowd of well-wishers assembled beyond the photographers. At least three times as many people as usual had gathered to greet the imperial family. “They’re here for you. Not me.”

More accurately, they were all here for Evie, but the correction seemed pedantic.

Read more at princessimperial.com

Special thanks to @cambridgemadness for brainstorming the walkabout with me!!!

[theinfinitedivides]

and while i'm losing my sh*t over the ending ('shall we go?' 'anywhere with you') they come back with an epilogue to give me genderswapped!dress shopping, except it's suit shopping and Sa Rang doesn't like any of the choices so far sksksksk

[thirteenemeraldcats]

"oh I wasn't a fan of Delilah. It made my eye twitch." Brian, I'm gonna need you to take several fucking seats. OK you wrote "all dead all dead" which is about your first cat that died.

HAH! All cat songs are good songs, Brian (those two are at the OPPOSITE ends of the emotional spectrum though 🤣)

The songs in question:

[queer-crusader]

okay separate post about Will Turner because i love him actually

my man throws his sword twice in this film. Once to block off Jack's exit during their fight in the workshop, and once to save his life at the gallows. This man is a SPECTACULAR swordsman (and during that fight in the 'shop? When Jack tests his skill? it feels less out of curiosity and more sort of mentor-y. I think that's the most truly captain-like we've seen Jack, but that's about Jack, not Will. Still, love that moment). But MORE than that, he is a good man and a good pirate.

His whole arc gets put into a few simple words by Jack:

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday."

Throughout the film we go from Will seeing absolute red at the mere mention of pirates, furiously trying to kill Jack and dispute the fact that his father was anything else than a merchant sailor, to who he is by the end of it. We see him in the brig of the Pearl with the other crew members as he asks them about his father, and when Pintel and Ragetti tell him Bill never felt comfortable with the mutiny and sent off the treasure because he believed they all deserved to be and remain cursed, and Mr Gibbs called him a good man... His face lights up. Because now he knows for a fact Bill Turner was a pirate and a good man. He had principles that he stood by. And it helps Will to accept the same duality within him

There's also the whole class difference between him and Elizabeth and Norrington that i think is so fascinatingly written. Will knows he is of lesser standing and cannot afford to step outside of it ("How many more times must i tell you to call me Elizabeth, Will?" "At least once more, miss Swan. As always." "...Good day then, Mr Turner") while Elizabeth is more brash and outspoken towards him, especially after her dream that transported her back to her ten-year-old self. He behaves like a gentleman (because he is a good man, but also because he has to), but as the film is set in motion, his frustrations at being overlooked and ignored due to his standing despite his heart and skill start to shine through. When Elizabeth is taken, he bursts into Norrington's tactical meeting to retrieve her, telling them all his plans aren't good enough when Norrington responds drily and with this unwavering reason in his voice, and slams a hatchet into the map. Norrington takes him aside and, now with strain shining through in his voice, reminds Will to please remember he is not the only man present who cares for Elizabeth (referring to both himself and the governor, her father, who is also present).

Norrington later calls him rash for acting when the Navy was working on a plan, which does track - Will is rash. But it does make me think if that rashness and the outbursts are supposedly a sign of the fire of piracy in his blood, or also a representation of his class and the effect that it has on him for being treated constantly as lesser than when he in truth measures up so well. He has to fight for everything dear to him. But that fire and passion of course do remain even when he finally gets to be with Elizabeth and no longer has to fight for her. Anyway, all that to say that my man has heart. And i love him very dearly

[aroacee-of-spades]

every time i look at the date i mutter '3 days' under my breath and i think i finally annoyed my best friend to the point where she came into the room holding a cup of tea and straight up walked back out.

[rickybaby]

[superbattrash]

I made the mistake of accepting my mother’s offer for dinner at their house tomorrow (my sister has been going by herself for three days straight, I felt bad) but what she doesn’t know

is that I am back on my mcdanno bullshit and my mother loathes hearing me blabber about my gay blorbos, especially the blorbos of the shows she has also watched because I will talk to her like she ships these motherfuckers too

Joke’s on you, mother, time for ship talk <333

[birdy-bat-writes]

See, the beautifully, hiLaROUSLY fucked up thing about being a first year in college is that I get to witness some high school seniors walking by me, touring the campus and thinking that this will be the best fit for them after graduating and not 2 minutes later, I’ll get stopped by some College senior taking her graduation photos and asking me to pop the confetti canon…

So I’m just stuck in 4 more years of limbo between these two ends and it’s so surreal….🤣🤣 like I want what EITHER OF YOU HAVE. you BOTH have something I want! Because 19 years old feels like I’m an overgrown baby, cosplaying as an adult and then someone got convinced and now I’m just trying my best.😎✌🏼