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Chicken-and-banana fried rice

This delicious meal from the deep swamps of Black Marsh often puts off travellers by its name, as the inclusion of banana into a savoury dish does sound odd. Purportedly invented in Bright-Throat Village, this tasty and filling dish features mildly sweet plantains and succulent spicy chicken or bantam guar for a unique, flavourful spin on the traditional southern Tamrielic fried rice.

You will need:

1 large green plantain, peeled

1 cup rice of your choice (red or basmati rice are my favourites)

2 cups chicken stock

2 chicken fillets, cubed

5 dried apricots, chopped into small pieces

2 tbsp raisins

3 eggs, beaten

1 small carrot, peeled and diced finely

½ cup peas, skins off

1 tsp concentrated tomato paste

2 tsp chili powder

1 green chili, sliced thinly

1 tsp cumin powder

1 tsp ginger paste

1 spring onion, sliced

½ brown onion, chopped finely

3 cloves garlic, chopped finely

Salt and pepper, to taste

Olive oil

1 small lime, cut into wedges

Fresh coriander, to garnish (optional)

Method:

Marinate the chicken by tossing it in a bowl with the tomato paste, ginger paste, cumin, and chili powder. Cover with cling film and refrigerate for 1 hour.

In the meantime, use a potato ricer to squish the raw plantain, or if you don’t have one, pop it into a food processor and whiz gently until a coarse rice-like texture has been achieved. Pop the plantain “rice” into a bowl and set aside.

Boil the rice in the chicken stock on medium-low heat, until tender. Add more water if needed. Drain any excess liquid, if any, and put the rice in the bowl with the plantain. Leave to cool.

Heat a generous slug of olive oil in a large frying pan or wok and lightly fry the onion, spring onion, and garlic until pale brown. Add the carrot and continue to cook on medium heat until the carrot is slightly tender (about 3 minutes).

Add the marinated chicken and stir-fry until the pieces are cooked through and browned on the outside, then toss in the peas, green chili, apricot, and raisins. Mix well until all the ingredients are combined thoroughly.

Slowly add the rice and plantain to the wok, stir-frying all the while to ensure the ingredients are well combined. Season with salt and pepper to taste, and lightly stir-fry until the rice and plantain are browned but not crispy.

Lastly, in a separate pan, quickly fry the eggs into a scramble and toss it well with the fried rice. Transfer the finished dish to a bowl, garnish with coriander, and serve immediately with lime wedges.

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