#CACKLING LIKE A WITCH

[smoke-and-silver]

I A M L E A R N I NG T O A N I M A T E

[ihavemanyhusbands]

Basira: So what happens if he doesn’t do a statement? Does he get constipated?

Jon: Absolutely no—

Martin: Yeah, basically

[culperscomet]

new edit idea just dropped. is it from the list i made a while back? no. fair warning it’s worse.

[darkacademiaarchivist]

yipppieeeeee i ordered myself a long skirt from a small business and it. has. pockets.

[draco-after-dark]

THE TOME STONE IM ROLLING ON THE GROUND FROM LAUGHTER

DRAW YOUR FAVORITE AUS (but only John Dory) CHALLENGE!

Brotherhood AU by @0ketlyn-s & @tea0w0stache

World Tour AU by @year2000electronics

Not the Only One AU by @ryssbelle

Blast to The Past AU by @that-cool-guy

Im Still Here AU by @blade-that-was-broken

For This You Were Born AU by @blade-that-was-broken

Had fun coloring this but it took foreveeeeeerrrrrr because of school. As you can see from the "Im Still Here" AU, John Dory is just a tombstone 💀. It's because I made this before it was revealed that John Dory wasn't dead. I legit thought he was seriously dead so I did what I do best and use humor to cope LMAO.

(also-- Brotherhood!JD and NotTheOnlyOne! JD having the same pose makes me go 🧍🏻‍♂️So to cope, Imma just delude myself that this is the universal John Dory pose LMAOO)

[myprivatelibrary]

"I'm on a dating app hiatus." I stare down at the floor, realizing that in my haste to leave, I put on one black shoe and one brown shoe. Jesus, speaking of messy. "In the meantime... there's always the fun drawer. Never lets me down and never wants to go to brunch in the morning." "There's a whole drawer?" I am never drinking again. Dominic is going to think my nightstand is overflowing with dildos.

-The Ex Talk, Rachel Lynn Solomon, p. 151

[ladylion]

This is my favorite video on the internet and I wish I had found it earlier

[deyageka]

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No srsly I can’t believe they’ve actually done this:

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[hermioneismyrealname]

oh...

Like hell do I need a cutesy slideshow saying things like “what’s up slut, it looks like you read 82 fics tagged with orgasm delay/denial this year, guess we found the raised Catholic” or “your top 5 ships were KinnPorsche, VegasPete, Villaneve, Hannigram, and Loustat, clearly all is not good in YOUR neighborhood holy shit”

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[flamingtoads]

Hecate would've received a perfect score... if only she had written her name on her paper.

[boltlightning]

both their actors left the series and THAT'S HOW THEY FUCKING WROTE OUT BIG DICK SIDNEY????????????????????????

ohhhh my goddddd who cares about big dick sidney parker mr stringer is RIGHT THERE and he's a FOREMAN!!!!!!!! he wants to build his own town! he's ARGUING for LABOR RIGHTS!!!!! COME ON

[alastor-is-the-best]

okay but like what???? miss fucking chase?? do NOT think u can say that and get away with it, dam- not happening, gurl-

[daistea]

[luckyblackcatxiii]

Ahahahaha.wav~ 🦋

It's the spooky month, so I'm aiming to make some new merch in accordance with the season. What better way to start it off than with a witch? I'd like to do more Umineko charms in the future, but Beatrice felt like a good place to start~ (Also it'll be 3D, here's the vision) 👇

[the-raven-lady]

Elias: Breakfast in bed? It's my lucky day.

im cackling at the "mistaken identity tattoo" thing, like... imagine, if you will, the tattoo happens to just look like something that a lot of night lords seem to agree that a specific member of the legion would draw or design. and instead of assuming that there's a 'vague nebulous brother out there who owns this serf' the belief that this serf is actually owned by one specific person runs rampant. said night lord is very confused. "who the fuck are you??? i did not do this. why are my brothers telling me that i have a pet serf? i don't?"

This gives me late 2000s / early 2010s "My mom accidentally sold me to my favorite band" vibes in the best possible way and I'm losing my mind over it

Alternate AU Elias where he finds out someone just accidentally has a tattoo of his name on them and that's how you get adopted