#I am amused easily

[daistea]

[that-butch-archivist]

source: The Little Butch Book by Lesléa Newman

[shaadowmilkcookie]

staff you cant be saying tha- blinking? blinking that??

[thewanderersminuet]

A comic inspired by @ladyofthenoodle 's fic pretty lady, look at how he's smiling!

[the-knife-consumer]

Heehee.

[skully-drawls]

grab him

[omppupiiras]

peas and corn käärijä day 5: how to dry off your corn son

(continuation to this) i figured he would fly away never to be seen again if i used a hair dryer to dry him and accidentally let go 🤷‍♀️

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

Jesus christ I would die in seconds if I had to travel the wasteland with Deacon IRL bc his timing and comments throw me off and crack me up.

Just walked into a room in Vault uhhh 95 I think? where they were experimenting with ppl with addictions, and there's a circle of chairs in the middle. Deacon is totally quiet until we get to the chairs and he goes

"Hi....I... I'm Deacon." *higher voice* "Hi Deacon!" like an AA meeting.

had to put the controller down bc laughing.

[elgaladwen]

My favorite damn nerd

The X-Files Season 5 Episode 3, Unusual Suspects

[mothymoon]

Omg they call their eyes their "eyecing"⁉️

[shovson]

mutual: can you go up blow up milton keyes for me

me: um no wtf

mutual: oh sorry i meant hai can you go blow up milton keyes for me ヾ(≧ ▽ ≦)ゝ

me: OMG!!! YAY KAOMOJI!!! OFC ^_^ *entire red bull headquarters blows up*

[disaster-racing]

The Chug™ by Clément Novalak

[soshinysochrome]

So because I spend my money wisely, I have spent more plat than I'm proud of on giving my weapons stupid, silly names (and occasionally 'cool' ones), I wanna know what yours are!

I'll start:

- The Fast and The Furis, 2 Fast 2 Furis, etc. (There's like 4 sets of Furis??- vanilla, Dex, Prime, Afuris Prime)

- Acoustic Bazooka (Kuva Bramma)

- Napoleon Blownaparte (Tenet Arca Plasmor)

- Do She Got the Booty (Shedu)

- Rooty Tooty Aim N Shooty (Kuva Zarr)

- All bows are some varient of Cernos (e.g. Paris is French Cernos)

- All nikanas are some variant of Weeb Stick (e.g. Nikana Prime is Weeb Stick Prime)

- The Zawshank Redemption

- Per My Last Email (Vectis Prime)

- A Strongly-Worded Letter (Rubico Prime)

- Ballas' Navel Piercing (Skiajati)

- Flameo Hotman (Ignis Wraith)

- Stabitha (Karyst Prime)

- Fifty Shades of Grey (Grimoire)

- Hairspray & a Lighter (Amp)

It's a long list, and I'll probably add more later whether anyone gives a shit or not.

[rottmnt-residuum]

out of curiosity, since it's completely irrelevant to the comic, did repo have to fumble through signing with a pen, did they just count any mark he made with the pen as a signature (since it's still legally binding), or did they like. give him an inkwell to dip his claws in to sign his name with?

for real though, recorded verbal agreement + mark on paper

[illdothehotvoice]

"Man I am like 10 hours into this game and like nothing has happened yet. I know the beginning is slow and I play pretty slow but I blasted through Dream Team I can't be playing THAT slow..." *Thinks back to me launching Luigi in the air off that swing saw like 20 times.*