#Butters good....

[characteroulette]

Actually I want to ramble about Butters too so here's (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧the boy (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。!!

First impression

"oh this is just a little guy!" (he was, indeed, just a little guy)

Impression now

Everyone knows it's Butters~!! :'D !! I would kill for this precious baby

Favorite moment

Honestly every scene with him as Professor Chaos is iconic, but shoutout to actual supervillain Professor Chaows for being an NFT bro who had to be put away for his crimes (and breaking out of his imprisonment with a bit of paper) like wow what the fuck my guy

Idea for a story

I just...want nice things for him... give him a loving boyfriend/spouse whom he can have a good future with... whom will support him in his supervillain ventures and his sensitive side equally...

Unpopular opinion

Butters should be allowed to commit more war crimes. Kyle got to blow up Canada all my boy Butters did was public indecency (for like incel reasons but shhh) let him commit more crimes c'mon

Favorite relationship

Butters/new kid forever. But for real I think Butters and the goth kids should hang out more, they would hate him (but also love him he is such a pure presence ;w; )

Favorite headcanon

Gotta have that sick scar from when his eye was nearly gouged out while the boys were playing with weapons!! Also I just love the idea of Butters being actually the most powerful kid but he's such a sweetheart that he handicaps himself due to him not wanting to actually hurt anyone. A sweetheart <3

[spicymancer]

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Dog Girl

[hilacopter]

tbh ryoko kui cooked with this one why is this the funniest image I have ever seen

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike learns about Michael's awful diet

[toyastales]

Peanut Butter Caramel Mini Cheesecakes

[clefadrylcorner]

Obsessed with lovers and piners calling the object of their affections their best friend. Like yessss blur the lines between platonic and romantic love. show how important they are to you in a multifaceted way. Cover up your feelings with another kind of love that is just as true. One type of love does not negate the other and but tragedy can rip both out from under you single handedly, and it will hurt so much more that way. Losing a friend and a lover. Gaining both and not needing any labels for what they are. Using labels but having it be so much more than a title. Were they friends before they were lovers? Or were they lovers whose friendship grew inside of their love? Unclear! Who cares!

[camilleflyingrotten]

[pencilscratchins]

if there’s one wisdom i can leave you with its smoke weed, eat local, and fuck often

[ancientsstudies]

Good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

[frownyalfred]

there is something absolutely hilarious about a Bruce who is somewhat new to Batman but entirely new to parenting being told he needs to "lead by example" by Alfred when it comes to Dick, and that somehow includes modeling eating vegetables at every dinner. except Bruce has been drinking fuck-ass protein-maxed smoothies for every meal for the last 1-2 years so he has to (awkwardly) eat his first piece of truly solid food in several months at the fancy dinner table, with Alfred serving everything, and with Dick sitting off to the side with wide eyes.

Bruce, delicately chewing on a single piece of broccoli he's speared to his fork: "Mhhhhm. See? Tasty, chum! Have some."

Dick: "You’re being weird."

Bruce, still chewing and trying desperately not to make a face: "What? Of course not. Alfred—"

Alfred, who knows Bruce will be paying for this later in the bathroom: "Perfectly normal, sir."

[smolmight97]

“Ceroba, are ya seein’ this?!?!?!?!?!”

[good-advice-ganondorf]

Lord Gannon, what's your advice for making someone their favorite food as a gift?

[hitwiththetmnt]

Just a Number P1 P2

@butterfilledpockets bent boys have a good spread of ages between them to talk about

[teaboot]

You know when a character offhandedly mentions a food they like, and for all of eternity the entire Fandom acts like that's tge only thing they ever want or eat or dream about?

That is sincerely how I am about Pierogi

[buttercup-fluffalove]

beep beep buttertram coming through