#But you won’t right?
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white gilgamesh it’s a disaster
since beer + milk will make milk faster
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
#socialist#socialism#communism#anti capitalism#the belief that we won’t work under capitalism genuinely makes me so mad#like#you realize the goal of social reform is to abolish imperialism right?#there won’t be good just showing up out of nowhere without slavery and/or imperialism
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Saw these panels the other day and—
LET JASON BE SILLY YOUR HONOR
He knows he won’t no balls
#batman#dc#red hood#jason todd#bruce wayne#I know Tim drop kicks Bruce right after the panels but I couldn’t help but see this#let Jason be funny dc#like cmon#it was set up right there#how could he not#like no balls#you won’t#admittedly Bruce does something worse but still#let hi#be silly your honor#he’s but a little guy
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Empurata!Prowl tries to actually communicate for the first time
What if he wants to say something but he can’t. What if he has no voice to speak, no face to emote, no hands to write. What if every attempt to communicate a message is essentially a puzzle of wit and creativity and yet, the first thing he goes through all these troubles for. Is to say “I love you”?
Don’t ask me how did they get in this room. I have no idea. They escaped the battlefield somehow haha
Next->
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#jazz#jazzprowl#empurata prowl#at first I thought hmmm well the guy like Prowl would probably say something practical#but then I realised that there isn’t anything more practical for him than feelings right now#because that one statement implies SO much. you know what I mean#it won’t let Jazz know if Prowl has his whole memory and personality and everything back#but it would let him know that hey#hey I feel. I feel and I’m being me enough to feel that I love you#the cold and logical shadowplayed machine would never start with this
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Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house
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#you won’t join the justice league you’ll be leading them#Bruce: nightwing is literally the best vigilante to ever exist#Bruce: when I grow up I wanna be like nightwing#meanwhile dick: ugh Bruce literally doesn’t respect me he always treats me like a child he thinks I’m incompetent#Bruce: you are literally who I aspire to me you’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life#dick: he’s such an ass I’m not a child anymore!! I can take care of myself why won’t he trust me??#Bruce: losing you would literally be the death of me I won’t lose you cause I’ll be joining you in death#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#dcu#nightwing#good dad bruce wayne#unhinged dad Bruce Wayne#dick and bruce#shitpost#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#batman twitter au
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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Based on this post of mine, haha.
Leo finds The Last Unicorn. Core memories are made.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise splinter#that movie is a rollercoaster#little Leo in his little British orphan boy pajamas should probably not be watching it essentially alone#Leo going through all stages of grief AND fear from this movie#his insomnia was NOT helped by this movie#‘you won’t let me leave right? I don’t wanna go’ flash forward to Leo trapping himself in the prison dimension#all while his father can only listen in horror
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Old Wounds
Another project I had initially set up as “low effort” only to spend a month working on it
#not ship art#but I won’t mind much if you read it as such#I just think Shimo needs lots of time to rediscover herself#also she’s a grandma so everyone else is her grandkid#don’t ask where suko is btw i forgot he was standing right in front of shimo in the movie 💀#he’s uh. hiding#shimo#godzilla#kong#king kong#monsterverse#godzilla x kong: the new empire#monsterverse godzilla#monsterverse kong#godzilla evolved#godzilla x kong#gxk#kaiju#kaiju art#comic#godzilla comics
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college is supposed to be a new start for danny: one in which his “work” life and personal life stay strictly separate. but when danny moves into his new gotham university dorm for the upcoming semester, his hopes are dashed. gotham is overflowing with lost souls, and they won’t leave him alone long enough for him to finish his damn physics homework.
when mr. and mrs. wayne offer him refuge in their old study, danny thinks he’d be stupid not to take it. he wasn’t expecting their house to still be inhabited, but whatever. he can blend into the background. he’ll do anything for some peace and quiet.
now if only he can convince martha to stop trying to out him to the rest of the family.
#ive had this prompt floating around for almost a year now#and i dont think it’s ever going anywhere#so merry christmas! ya’ll’re welcome to partake#encouraged even#danny phantom#tayscreams#dpxdc#dpxdc prompts#batfamily and danny shenanigans essentially#he’s working on the ghost issue in his free time alright#but gotham u is a public school he can’t just claim a haunt & then tell the ghosts that are already there to piss off#he just needs a few hours in the day to study. a place where his laptop won’t fritz and crash every 5 minutes#thank god for old ass family manors and concerned ghost parents#it’s not squatting if you go back to your dorm every night right
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#I immediately started tagging booping posts this last night#and I get up today and still no one else has said it#tumblr#boop#boop o meter#tumblr boops#boopocalypse ii: electric boopaloo#also did you know this meme maker won’t let you put numerals in the first line or spaces in the second line?#and II in the first line comes out looking like 11 instead of 2#it took a few tries to get this right#decided it was better without the caption#notes
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Style swap- Invader Zim and Psychonauts
Cause I thought it would be fun and practice
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(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me first thank you <3)
#deersart#my art#this was just for fun#you probably won’t see much else of invader zim art from me#maybe#maybe gaz one day. depends on if I feel like it#definitely Psychonauts though#i spent several hours rambling about it to a friend the other day#that was a good day#psychonauts#psychonauts razputin#razputin aquato#invader zim dib#dib membrane#invader zim#I’ve never posted art for either of these fandoms before but these should be the right tags#let me know if I missed something though#i don’t know as much about IZ I’m new to it but if you have any questions for me about Psychonauts oh my god please ask me#or even just questions about this art I guess#did a lot of studies on the concept art and memory vault art so I’m satisfied with it#if I knew it wouldn’t drive me mad I would’ve loved to make a like- 3D model for dib#but I have restraint and nor do I have the time#was tempted though
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Mech pilot yuuta and his mech that’s incredibly possessive over him. He takes to you as a handler almost immediately, excited for the help after his last few handlers were scared off. You’re not allowed inside, your constantly dodging malfunctioning limbs and faulty wires, but you’re not one to back down, and gaining her trust is just as important as gaining his.
Rika only realizes how important you are to Yuuta the day after you spend the night with him, and he’s left alone in the morning with an empty bed and a broken heart. You’re his handler. You’re not supposed to leave him. Not ever.
She lures you into her chest one night, faking some sort of lighting malfunction and allowing you inside for the first time. She keeps you inside all night, enduring all your yelling and banging on her insides to be let out, a nice gift for Yuuta.
#he’ll coax you into the neurolink connection with sweet words#talk about being unable to live without you how much he needs you#not only as his handler but as someone he’s falling in love with#the link will only make the two of you stronger#you’ll let him right?? let him peak inside your brain and hear all your thoughts#he’ll know every time you think of leaving#know your desire for him when your words say otherwise#you won’t be able to hide anymore#especially not when rika has taken to you too#you belong to them now❤️#sorry had to get that out#lowkey a little horrific to be trapped in a mech#but this au is consuming my life#if I had any energy I would write this but#it’s all going toward my Touya fic I fear#ghost thoughts
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we aren’t making it out of the patriarchy
#remember ladies if men want you dead it’s your fault for not loving them hard enough#men want to take away your rights because you dumb bitches won’t stop complaining! i’m a leftist btw ^-^#<- sarcasm
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oh louis, you’ll never get away from the sound of the man that loves you
#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#loustat#i simply love dreamstat#silver springs#this song is so loustat coded#like time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me#stevie nicks you were so right#iwtv#iwtv 2x01#interview with the vampire
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“Eddie tells Tommy first” “Eddie tells Maddie first” Eddie tells Josh because Josh is the only gay person he knows that won’t immediately blab to someone who’ll blab to someone who will blab to Buck.
#Josh: ok but how do you know I won’t tell Maddie?#Eddie: because you’d much rather hold this over me#Josh: fuck you’re right… fine deal but you have to bring me snacks once a week until you get the guts to tell Buck#Eddie: fuck you. deal.#Josh Russo#Eddie Diaz#buddie#911 abc
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i already know there’s a hyper specific tattoo artist/florist AU for something somewhere in my future now that i actually know what i’m talking about
#ramble#looking back at my old stuff like#the bed isn’t wrapped there’s no sleeve on the clip cord#there’s no clip cord at ALL#they’re using invisible power banks obvs#where tf is your paper towel are you keeping it on the table. what a waste of time#filed under things that appeal to me and nobody else#idk who it applies to in my current rotation of blorbs but it’s coming i can feel it#i got ONE thing right though before i started and it’s how fucking long it takes cleaning a fresh tattoo after a long session#just that one last bit of ink/blood/stencil that WON’T COME OFF
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