#But I didnt!

[s0up1ta]

another. attack. estoy cansado jefe (has 7 more revenges to do 😔)

my take on @/FireOmens (on Artfight)'s characters Rowan and Johnny :)

refs under the cut:

thought they fit the shitpost stock image redraw vibe

and these are the characters:

[webdollzz]

just had a blood test and the nurse was sooo pretty!! almost told her to take more blood so I could keep staring but she already took 15ml..so. and my mama said I was really brave so she got me a sweet treat🖤

[ribbittrobbit]

almost spilled cereal (+ milk) on my bed

[hex-rex]

🎁 me 🤨😶‍🌫️😵‍💫

[fizzie]

a fiery blue

[honkifyourelonely]

almost started crying during rehearsal because im on my period so something that would normally only cause me annoyance made me upset and the only person who i can talk to about it wasn't there boooo

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[ace-of-arthropods]

the autism spectrum or something idk

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

[queenoftheantz]

The things I devoured so I could devour you

[yeahx10]

[spamton]

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

[beepboopappreciation]

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