#Bobs burgers x reader

[reareaotaku]

I saw you made a bobs burgers post and I was wondering if you would will still be willing to write for it? If so can you do a yandere Calvin fischoeder x wonder wharf carney reader?

Oh I love him <3

He's money-hungry, let's be real. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty, so he'll pay someone else to do the dirty work

He treats you in the same way he treats Bob. He's mean, but in like a sassy way. He'll listen to your problems, even if he doesn't understand them. Maybe he sees something he likes in you. He's more willing to help you than someone else

He's old enough to be your father, but you've never really thought about that

He seeks you out whenever he goes to the Wonder Wharf

He spends most of his time with you than anything else

Nearly all the Carnies are ex-cons, so you probably just got out of jail. He loves them bad, so you probably did something really bad [Burglary/ Possession with intent to distribute/Money Laundering/etc. You get my point]

Pretty lucky, cause he'll help you with your parole

[Calvin would be a con too if he wasn't rich]

He tells you to call him Calvin, instead of boss or Fischoeder

He's very direct and doesn't beat around the bush

Does NOT want kids. He's too old for that

You might have to deal with his brother once in a while, but Calvin is quick to give him busy work

You deal with the belcher kids a lot and Louise is the only one who knows that Calvin likes you

And she uses that to her advantage

[sleepyone232]

Alright since you asked for bobs burgers here ya go.

Can you do something where bob hires a helper for the restaurant and they slowly become like family to everyone. Also maybe they like teddy or something.

(Teddy is low key adorable)

(Alrighty!!) ---------------------------------------------- Beginning ''Okay. Kids. Welcome our new worker. Y/N!'' The restaurant owner proudly said to his children. ''They willingly work here?'' The smaller one asked, a small smile crept on her face. ''Louise. Don't-be rude. Y/N will be helping us around here. So, Teddy and Mort.'' Bob said, turning to his friend Teddy who was happily munching on some fries. ''That means that now you'll be seeing more faces around here.'' He continued, walking over to his friend casually. ''God Bob-That's so much! Now 6 people are working here! That's so much!'' Teddy said, dropping a few fries and smiling. Mort kept quiet, focusing on his coffee. Y/N looked at the man closely, he looked quite nice. His blue shirt looked cute! ~~ Y/N was cleaning the floor with a broom, as everyone else was busy doing their thing. Teddy as always, was sitting at his seat, looking at Y/N every now and then. He didn't know why he did, he just..d i d. Out of nowhere, you managed to trip over seemingly a i r and almost crashing into the counter, but Teddy was able to quickly react and catch you. ''Woah!-Y/N!'' He held you in his arms carefully. ''Oh--Oh my god-I-Thanks for saving me-Teddy.'' Y/N said quietly. Suddenly, Louise yelled: ''Y/N AND TEDDY ARE A COUPLE!'' Y/N and Teddy looked at Louise, then at each other. ''I-i'll just-let go of you now.'' Teddy helped Y/N up and let go of them. Linda, Bob, Tina and Gene were all watching. ''Aww they love each other!'' Linda said, wrapping one arm around her husband. ''Power-Couple!'' Gene said, putting his arms in the air. ''I have new ideas for the...thing that i'm writing.'' ___________________ Now for the family-thing: As Y/N entered the restaurant, everyone's faces lit up. ''Y/N!'' Louise yelled, jumping over the counter, running over to them and giving them a big hug. ''Oh Hey Y/N!'' Linda said, smiling and waving at Y/N. ''Hi Y/N.'' Bob said from the kitchen. ''Hey Y/N.'' Tina said, a small smile forming on her lips. ''Hey there Y/N!'' Teddy said loudly, as Mort just gave a small wave. Gene came storming out of the restaurant with his megaphone, blasting the fart-sound on repeat. ''Hiii!'' He yelled, chuckling afterwards. They were all so sweet, so happy that Y/N was there. Almost like Y/N is family, hmmm...not almost. Y/N is family now. (I decided to make it three-short small stories.)

[x-x-nyctophilia-writes-x-x]

Simon: *suddenly remembering traumatic memories that he'd been repressing* Oh my god... Y/n, I just realized something.

Y/n: What?

Simon: I had a bad childhood.

Y/n: Oh. Yeah, I know.

Simon: You know?

Y/n: I mean, look at you.

Simon: What do you mean, "look at me"?

Y/n: Just look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

[imbadatwrighting]

Curtis!reader: Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy with my winning phrase: “You just got banged.” Then I point to my bangs.

Darry: Mm, Hun, don’t say “banged.”

Curtis!reader: What’s wrong with “banged?” I banged you. I banged Soda. I banged Pony. I banged the whole gang!

Darry: Oh my god.

[hyper-fixated-delusions]

Wanda: “Did we pay the gas bill?”

Y/N: “Yes we paid the gas bill. I remember cause

the check number ended in 69 and we high-fived.”

Billy and Tommy: “Why?”

Y/N: “Never mind.”

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Are you sure this isn't because you secretly had a sexy dream about Wanda?

Y/N: What?! No! ...Recently? No!

[specshroom]

Twilight would never work with me because if a vampire and a werewolf were fighting over me I would be constantly trying to convince them to be in a polycule lmao.

I'm just saying why must we pit two kings against each other when they could just spit roast me instead.

[dontsh0vethesun]

Tony: What do you want?

Y/N: A lot of things, but right now I want money for a dog.

Kate: You owe money to a dog??

[rustycopper4use]

Here’s my court ordered character simp list

@piffany666 @lunaritychuwolf

Judge my type (i think there’s a pattern)

I will elaborate on one of them the rest I will not your choice

[sleepyone232]

hello can you make a frond x reader pls I just really love frond he’s from bobs burgers and never really gets any attention <3

if you will then thx!

Of course!!! Phillip Frond x s/o reader h/c (sorry if you wanted a one-shot-) -He'll be very, very happy to finally have found someone. -(You guys are perfect for each other.) -Phillip calls you ''The love of his life'' ''Sweetheart'' ''Sugarcane'' and all that. -Frond never thought he'll find someone as nice as you, so he'll shower you with love. -Hugging you from behind, buying you small gifts or coffee. -Kisses. Mwa mwa. He loves giving you kisses. -You guys go shopping together!!! -(Louise was shocked as hell when she saw ya'll walking around...) -After you both come home from work, Phillip put's some music on and ya'll dance in the living room. (yay) -Afterwards, you guys sit down on the couch and watch some TV. -And you guys cuddle.

[lilylovelyxo]

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

[imbadatwrighting]

*Socs harassing Winston!reader outside the bar*

Winston!reader to Dallas: They won’t stop. They’re never going to stop. I’m so scared.

Dallas: Alright, calm down, how ‘bout this? I’ll tell them you died.

Winston!reader: Great idea. Thank you. Love you.

Dallas opening the window: …She’s dead! Go away! She’s dead!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Y/N: Kids. Bed. Now. I wanna talk to your grunkle.

Stan/Ford: No, kids, stay. Please stay.

Y/N: Go.

Stan/Ford: Stay.

Y/N: Go!

Stan/Ford: Stay!

Y/N: You, go!

Stan/Ford: Kids, stay!

Y/N: Now!

Stan/Ford: Dipper, don’t move!

Y/N: You go!

Stan/Ford: Mabel, stay!

Y/N: Get outta here!

Stan/Ford: Don’t leave me!!

Dipper & Mabel: (gradually walk away towards the stairs)

[sleepyone232]

Calvin x Fem! Reader

(Him confessing his feelings for you...) It was a normal, sunny day in Seymour bay. You were at the Wonder Wharf, sitting at an old bench near the carousel. For today, you really didn't plan much, so you decided to spend the time relaxing at one of your favorite places. As you were watching the people pass by you, you didn't realize a certain wealthy Landlord was sitting down next to you. The person coughed a few times, attempting on catching your attention. ''Huh--Mr. Calvin!-'' You turned your head to the left, looking at him. ''..I didn't notice you..'' You continued your sentence. ''Well, I have been told that I am very, very sneaky and quiet.'' He said, chuckling afterwards. ''Oh-Hehe.'' You chuckled, smiling at him afterwards. Calvin felt his cheeks warming up, oh how your chuckle always made him blush. ''So, Y/N. I came here to tell you something...'' He said, looking away awkwardly. '' Something? I hope it isn't bad, Calvin!'' You said, laughing. ''W-well...I..uhm.'' Calvin started panicking, why? He practiced this so often, why panic now? Apparently telling people you have feelings isn't as easy as he thought... ''Cough cough---I just...oh my-how do I even-'' He looked around, checking if anyone was watching the two of you. ''Ahem...I guess actions speak louder than words...'' Calvin mumbled before pulling you close, then passionately kissing you on the lips. The kiss didn't last long, as he then quickly stopped before anyone noticed. Calvin felt his heart beat go faster and faster, he had some really high adrenaline. ''Oh-oh why did I do that.'' He asked himself, looking at his hands and then at you. ''I didn't mind the kiss.-'' You said, giving him a slight smile. ''You didn't..-'' ''No, I didn't mind-Since-well...'' ''I have feelings for you.'' Calvin blurted out, not letting you finish the sentence. ''I have feelings for you too.'' ''Do you want to kiss again?'' ''Totally.'' Both of you started kissing each other once again, now not even caring about anyone watching. Soon, that kissing turned into a making-out session. (Just...think of that one scene were Calvin and Gayle make out okay?-) (Anywaaaay enjoy...this.)

[dead-sane-stuff]

*spying on Tim trying to flirt with Bernard*

Jason: Replacement is dying out there

Dick: I think Tim should just be himself

Batsis: No no. He should pretend to be someone else