#Bobs burgers x reader

[reareaotaku]

I saw you made a bobs burgers post and I was wondering if you would will still be willing to write for it? If so can you do a yandere Calvin fischoeder x wonder wharf carney reader?

Oh I love him <3

He's money-hungry, let's be real. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty, so he'll pay someone else to do the dirty work

He treats you in the same way he treats Bob. He's mean, but in like a sassy way. He'll listen to your problems, even if he doesn't understand them. Maybe he sees something he likes in you. He's more willing to help you than someone else

He's old enough to be your father, but you've never really thought about that

He seeks you out whenever he goes to the Wonder Wharf

He spends most of his time with you than anything else

Nearly all the Carnies are ex-cons, so you probably just got out of jail. He loves them bad, so you probably did something really bad [Burglary/ Possession with intent to distribute/Money Laundering/etc. You get my point]

Pretty lucky, cause he'll help you with your parole

[Calvin would be a con too if he wasn't rich]

He tells you to call him Calvin, instead of boss or Fischoeder

He's very direct and doesn't beat around the bush

Does NOT want kids. He's too old for that

You might have to deal with his brother once in a while, but Calvin is quick to give him busy work

You deal with the belcher kids a lot and Louise is the only one who knows that Calvin likes you

And she uses that to her advantage

[sleepyone232]

Alright since you asked for bobs burgers here ya go.

Can you do something where bob hires a helper for the restaurant and they slowly become like family to everyone. Also maybe they like teddy or something.

(Teddy is low key adorable)

(Alrighty!!) ---------------------------------------------- Beginning ''Okay. Kids. Welcome our new worker. Y/N!'' The restaurant owner proudly said to his children. ''They willingly work here?'' The smaller one asked, a small smile crept on her face. ''Louise. Don't-be rude. Y/N will be helping us around here. So, Teddy and Mort.'' Bob said, turning to his friend Teddy who was happily munching on some fries. ''That means that now you'll be seeing more faces around here.'' He continued, walking over to his friend casually. ''God Bob-That's so much! Now 6 people are working here! That's so much!'' Teddy said, dropping a few fries and smiling. Mort kept quiet, focusing on his coffee. Y/N looked at the man closely, he looked quite nice. His blue shirt looked cute! ~~ Y/N was cleaning the floor with a broom, as everyone else was busy doing their thing. Teddy as always, was sitting at his seat, looking at Y/N every now and then. He didn't know why he did, he just..d i d. Out of nowhere, you managed to trip over seemingly a i r and almost crashing into the counter, but Teddy was able to quickly react and catch you. ''Woah!-Y/N!'' He held you in his arms carefully. ''Oh--Oh my god-I-Thanks for saving me-Teddy.'' Y/N said quietly. Suddenly, Louise yelled: ''Y/N AND TEDDY ARE A COUPLE!'' Y/N and Teddy looked at Louise, then at each other. ''I-i'll just-let go of you now.'' Teddy helped Y/N up and let go of them. Linda, Bob, Tina and Gene were all watching. ''Aww they love each other!'' Linda said, wrapping one arm around her husband. ''Power-Couple!'' Gene said, putting his arms in the air. ''I have new ideas for the...thing that i'm writing.'' ___________________ Now for the family-thing: As Y/N entered the restaurant, everyone's faces lit up. ''Y/N!'' Louise yelled, jumping over the counter, running over to them and giving them a big hug. ''Oh Hey Y/N!'' Linda said, smiling and waving at Y/N. ''Hi Y/N.'' Bob said from the kitchen. ''Hey Y/N.'' Tina said, a small smile forming on her lips. ''Hey there Y/N!'' Teddy said loudly, as Mort just gave a small wave. Gene came storming out of the restaurant with his megaphone, blasting the fart-sound on repeat. ''Hiii!'' He yelled, chuckling afterwards. They were all so sweet, so happy that Y/N was there. Almost like Y/N is family, hmmm...not almost. Y/N is family now. (I decided to make it three-short small stories.)

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Hello! I was wondering how would Mr.Fischoeder react to related!reader dating someone?

thanks for the request :) this one was fun

god forbid you should run into him while out on a date

ever the eccentric, he’s bound to unintentionally embarrass you just a bit

it comes with having him as a relative

if he feels good about it, he’ll treat you and your partner to something nice like a dinner or a date out on the wharf

now he knows it’s your life and he doesn’t get to pick and choose who you spend time with, let alone date

but he’s almost always gonna think you can do better

like, a solid 70% of the time

just because he’s not your father doesn’t mean your partner is free from a passive aggressive shovel talk

he trusts your judgment and knows if you chose this person to date, they can’t be that bad

however, that’s only if you have a good judge of character

it’s not that he doesn’t want you to be happy

it’s just that your taste in partners isn’t very good

if this is the case and he gives you advice, take it

he may be a bit of a prick at times, but when it comes to you, his heart is in the right place

trust me, he would never steer you wrong

but if the relationship is good and healthy, you have very little to worry about

we know that Calvin has had troubles with romantic relationship in the past, so seeing you thrive in areas where he failed makes him proud

[seoulmatez]

“these are for you, lesser lord kusanali!” you kneel down to gift the archon the flower arrangement you made for her the night before. “thank you so much for coming to see the performance.”

the imposing presence beside her doesn’t go unnoticed.

“i brought you some, too.” your smile doesn’t falter when you turn to face the wanderer, slowly standing up and holding out the second bouquet you had put together in anticipation of today.

his fingers twitch at his side. you brought something… just for him? his lips curl downward as he tries to imagine just why you’d go and do something like that. perhaps it’s a mocking gesture, a show of pity, something of the sort. but the smile you’re wearing makes the answer clear—it’s the same reason you gifted them to nahida, because you’re simply happy to have seen him.

he takes the flowers from your hold, rotating the collection bound by a pink ribbon in his hand. soon, violet eyes like the night sky are staring deeply into yours. “i have no use for these.”

the words scratch at your heart like a cat’s claw—quick and painful, but you try to ignore the way it stings.

“oh, well, you don’t have to keep them.”

you reach out to take the flowers back but the gloved hand tightens around the bunch of stems, and you’re almost certain that the wanderer pulls the bouquet closer to his chest. “it’s rude to ask for gifts back, is it not?”

“i suppose you’re right.” the scratch he left behind on your heart is quickly bandaged, the lingering sting disappearing like it was never there to begin with. you can’t help but smile, let hope sprout in your heart at the thought that maybe you’re making your way into his. “in that case, i hope you find some use for them.”

[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

[imbadatwrighting]

Curtis!reader: Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy with my winning phrase: “You just got banged.” Then I point to my bangs.

Darry: Mm, Hun, don’t say “banged.”

Curtis!reader: What’s wrong with “banged?” I banged you. I banged Soda. I banged Pony. I banged the whole gang!

Darry: Oh my god.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Are you sure this isn't because you secretly had a sexy dream about Wanda?

Y/N: What?! No! ...Recently? No!

[specshroom]

Twilight would never work with me because if a vampire and a werewolf were fighting over me I would be constantly trying to convince them to be in a polycule lmao.

I'm just saying why must we pit two kings against each other when they could just spit roast me instead.

[dontsh0vethesun]

Tony: What do you want?

Y/N: A lot of things, but right now I want money for a dog.

Kate: You owe money to a dog??

[rustycopper4use]

Here’s my court ordered character simp list

@piffany666 @lunaritychuwolf

Judge my type (i think there’s a pattern)

I will elaborate on one of them the rest I will not your choice

[hyper-fixated-delusions]

Wanda: “Did we pay the gas bill?”

Y/N: “Yes we paid the gas bill. I remember cause

the check number ended in 69 and we high-fived.”

Billy and Tommy: “Why?”

Y/N: “Never mind.”

[sleepyone232]

hello can you make a frond x reader pls I just really love frond he’s from bobs burgers and never really gets any attention <3

if you will then thx!

Of course!!! Phillip Frond x s/o reader h/c (sorry if you wanted a one-shot-) -He'll be very, very happy to finally have found someone. -(You guys are perfect for each other.) -Phillip calls you ''The love of his life'' ''Sweetheart'' ''Sugarcane'' and all that. -Frond never thought he'll find someone as nice as you, so he'll shower you with love. -Hugging you from behind, buying you small gifts or coffee. -Kisses. Mwa mwa. He loves giving you kisses. -You guys go shopping together!!! -(Louise was shocked as hell when she saw ya'll walking around...) -After you both come home from work, Phillip put's some music on and ya'll dance in the living room. (yay) -Afterwards, you guys sit down on the couch and watch some TV. -And you guys cuddle.

[lilylovelyxo]

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

[imbadatwrighting]

*Socs harassing Winston!reader outside the bar*

Winston!reader to Dallas: They won’t stop. They’re never going to stop. I’m so scared.

Dallas: Alright, calm down, how ‘bout this? I’ll tell them you died.

Winston!reader: Great idea. Thank you. Love you.

Dallas opening the window: …She’s dead! Go away! She’s dead!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Y/N: Kids. Bed. Now. I wanna talk to your grunkle.

Stan/Ford: No, kids, stay. Please stay.

Y/N: Go.

Stan/Ford: Stay.

Y/N: Go!

Stan/Ford: Stay!

Y/N: You, go!

Stan/Ford: Kids, stay!

Y/N: Now!

Stan/Ford: Dipper, don’t move!

Y/N: You go!

Stan/Ford: Mabel, stay!

Y/N: Get outta here!

Stan/Ford: Don’t leave me!!

Dipper & Mabel: (gradually walk away towards the stairs)

[dead-sane-stuff]

*spying on Tim trying to flirt with Bernard*

Jason: Replacement is dying out there

Dick: I think Tim should just be himself

Batsis: No no. He should pretend to be someone else