#Bernard Cosplay

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In the silence of the night... When the snow lies soft and still... You can see a magic light... and hear the ring of Christmas bells. | Bernard - Santa Clause Cosplay | Bernard: @yourfavoritescoundrel

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Bernard Dowd | DC Comics

I love cosplaying blonde men 💔

@_.dramaturgy on instagram!!

[comradesummers]

i don't think the spike girlies talk enough about how he was an upper-class posh dude who reverse my fair ladied himself so that he would sound cooler. like do you think he sat around practicing "the rain in spain" to make himself more cockney?

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@bernard-the-head-elf

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To anyone who was curious how the red Robin fit turned out

[ginycn]

Tim is a fool in love lol

The idea for this comes entirely from @blurriline

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Day 6 of

Tech and Phee as Bernard and Bianca, from The Rescuers

A few words from Omega:

Of course these two needed a couple costume! The Rescuers (of ancient wonders 😉) ! I wishe I'd find some cute mouse ears for them to wear though...

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I got bored and drew "Draw ur OC" prompts uwu

The girls went shopping

[meltinginoz]

I take Christmas REAL SERIOUSLY and if you tell me “festive dress is expected” expect and arch elf on your doorstep

The beret is upholstery velvet because it was the perfect dark green colour and I thought the stiffness would help with the shape, it did but at what cost? My fingies that was the cost, it was so harrrrrd to push through multiple layers of thick ass velvet so that’s a thing I learnt

The ears are multiple layers of latex on these hooky over your real ears elf ears, then dusted with flour (couldn’t find powder works the same) and then spirit gummed to my ears, they came out super realistic cos the seam was in the curve of my ear, I also added a couple coats of alcohol paint to tint them and also some blush, if they were any taller I’d add some cotton to keep the shape but I don’t think I needed to with these ones

I did heavy blush and gold glitter on my cheeks (if I had one I would’ve done a crème blush and added glitter while it was tacky) and some dark eyeliner and curled my hair and promptly messed up the fringe with a clip cos I didn’t want it to touch my face

The shirt is second hand and painted with glitter fabric paint straight from the bottle, I drew it on the shirt first to map it out (use a pencil or chalk) which was suuuuuuuper handy but even still I made mistakes but it’s busy enough that you don’t notice (there’s a beautiful drawing I made of the pattern it took so long to wrap my head around, I traced it on insta)

The necklace was made of the funky bell charms I painted blue and an old necklace I took apart and a bunch of gold beads, the blue paint is an iridescent nail polish with a dry brushing of silver, the tassels are made from a gold trim I cut and rolled into tassels and held in place with a couple stitches and probs some hot glue, I know I sewed em to the beads, I like to think about what’s the most structurally sound way to affix something, it helps with wear and means I don’t have any last minute breaks

Make it strong cos I know I don’t wanna be worrying that my costume is gonna fall apart if I breathe too hard, I wanna run around like a lunatic!

Learn from my mistakes, ask Le questions :)

[queensilber]

Bernard: Hello Stream, today is the day! I managed to trap Red Robin!

*camera zooms onto Tim in mask tied to a chair, not in distress*

Bernard: i am going to reveal his true identity now! Red Robin issssss….

*takes off tim‘s mask.*

Bernard: *realizes* issss *puts pices together. Quick thinking* is just a prank, haha, fooled you guys! Todays stream isnt about my theories, but instead about my boyfriend being a cosplayer!! Also, we are gonna do a couples costume soon. Okay bye.

Tim: Bern, listen…

Bernard: *mentally screaming because he realised he‘s dating his sexual awakening*

[belladonna-nyx]

Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

[yourfavoritescoundrel]

✨🎄 'Twas the night before Christmas With lots to be done... The Head Elf was stressing While Judy had fun. 🎄✨ | The Santa Clause Cosplay | Bernard: Me! ScoundrelCosplay Judy: ExsultaCosplay Photo: ChiseledLight

Poor Bernard... Workin' overtime tonight with reindeer to inspect, poinsettias to pick, and presents to pack. The Head Elf's work is never done... Thankfully Judy's there to keep him in line and the Christmas spirit bright. Hope everyone's been having a Happy Christmas Eve and Holiday Season so far!

[incorrectbatfam]

Chaotic pride items the batfam wears to pride?

Dick: Discowing: Pride Edition

Jason: a bisexual loincloth

Tim: matching realistic fake tattoos with Bernard

Damian: a sword that says "gay fights"

Duke: an America Chavez cosplay

Cullen: just the head of a furry costume

Stephanie: a Jesus drag king persona

Cassandra: Kon's leather jacket but make it ace

Barbara: six wigs on top of each other

Harper: a comically large bowtie

Carrie: trans flag moon shoes

Kate: flannel everything

Alfred: a catgirl maid outfit

Selina: the rainbow batsuit

Bruce: Selina's wedding dress

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@bernard-the-head-elf

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WIP excerpt; “weird amnesia Timberkon”.  (( chrono || non-chrono ))

He tries to remember the last time he heard anyone actually mention Superboy out loud or at least the last time he saw an article or an internet comment namedrop him or like, even just a reaction gif with him in it pop up, but he really can’t say he was paying attention to anything like that as a thing to bother remembering. Like–why would he have been? There is literally no reason that he would’ve noticed Superboy disappearing from the public eye in any way that didn’t involve, like, an apocalypse situation, and even that’s not a guarantee if said apocalypse wasn’t central to New Jersey. 

Eight months is a real long time for nobody to notice that one of their ride-or-die BFFs or fellow S-shields is gone, though. 

A really, really long time.

“Shit,” he says again. Superboy laughs weakly, or maybe more like does a really bad job of trying to mask a sob. 

“I got back like, a month and a half ago,” he says. “And the first person I saw told me my cosplay was a cool idea and all, but if I wanted to go punk I should’ve gone with a Bat or an Arrow. And then the second one thought I was like some weird creepy cape-chaser or something, and the third thought I was–I don’t even know who that guy thought I was, but it definitely wasn’t me.” 

“Ah,” Bernard says, feeling vaguely nauseous. No, never mind, actually he’s feeling extremely nauseous. He is feeling all the nauseous. Every single possible kind of nauseous he was previously aware of the existence of and a few new heretofore undiscovered ones. 

He doesn’t ask how many of those people were people Superboy knew. 

“I just wanted to go home,” Superboy says, eyes still wet and downcast and voice just barely cracking. He sounds fucking despondent, and looks even worse. “I–I thought I could still go home.” 

Bernard thinks “nauseous” actually does not even begin to cover the way that he is feeling right now. “Nauseous” is actually not even in the wheelhouse of the way that he is feeling right now. 

And he’s not the one who spent eight months just wanting to go home. 

“Sorry,” Superboy says again, not lifting his eyes off the table. “Sorry. This isn’t–sorry.” 

Whatever the hell Superboy thinks this “isn’t”, Bernard internally swears to himself, it is about to be complete and total “is”.

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What if Bernard obviously knows that Tim is Robin/redrobin and tim knows that he knows but they just flat out say that Bernard is absolutely clueless.

Tim, with an oversized jumper over is his very obvious robin uniform: hey ber

Bernard: hey Tim!

Dick: do you not see how this is a problem??

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Tim, who passed out on the floor when climbed through the window in full robin gear: 💤💤💤

Bernard: cosplaying? Wow good for him

Steph, who dragged Tim back to his apartment: is this allowed ?

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Tim: *tinkering with his gadgets, fixing his suit, and all other bat stuff related*

Bernard: *chilling on his lap* cool stuff

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Dick: so like Bernard knows who we are?

Tim: what? No, he has no clue, absolutely clueless? I know how to separate night life and day life dick

Dick: YOU KISSED HIM WHILE U WERE ROBIN

Tim: says who?

Babs: says me, got it on vid

Tim: that ain’t me

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Duke: so like, you and Tim

Bernard: yep

Duke: has he told you? About yaknow? The nightlife?

Bernard: his night photography? Yea it’s amazing really, Idek how he gets on the tallest building in Gotham but he does

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Bernard: wow, this is your basement mr Wayne? It’s beautiful, you really know how to decorate

Bruce: *in shock*

Dick: *ripping out his hair*

Damian: *doesnt know how to proceed in these conditions*

Duke: I’m so confused?

Jason: so does he know or is he dumb?

Tim: see he’s clueless

Bernard: I’m so clueless, infact I’m so clueless I have no clue who i am

Cass: *giggling so hard bc she knows*