#Bat and supes

[yuripira4e]

thinking about this one Superbat fic I read where they had to fake date or whatever but in it while they’re still in pre- relationship, they like fall asleep in the same bed, play games with their kids, and like shower while the other one is also in the bathroom and it’s like “oh yeah they’ve dealt with shit from crying into the others shoulder to literally trying to fuck each other during sex pollen episodes; there’s no world where they’re not the epitome of comfortable with each other even if they don’t think the other one returns their romantic feelings” and I just have to say I agree and I think about that hc at least once a week

[jesterraconteuse]

Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?

Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.

Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?

Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.

Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.

Later....

Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.

Hal Jordan: You knew?

Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing

WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!

Hal Jordan: I've had enough.

And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.

Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.

[gravygranola]

I interrupt my regularly scheduled program for this. hello jason todd community

[ruepotterblack]

Regulus: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

James: What?

Regulus: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

reference

[puppetmaster13u]

Imagine a world where Batman and his family never joined the Justice League but like, both Wonder Woman and Superman know him.

They mention him idly sometimes and even despite not being there (that they know of) he's become the League's cryptid. No one knows who this hero is- Gotham sticks to itself, it's a shithole but it's their shithole- or where they are or anything??

Eventually rumors start going around between the heroes. Is the bat some sort of eldritch being? They overheard the big 2 say something about shadows and undead revival?? Their secret boyfriend? They heard them talk about kids???

It comes to a slight head when during a mind-controlled Superman rampage he gets tackled by a black blur and the next time they see him he's fine?? No mind control??? What?????

"Oh, Bats was passing by and is exasperated about me getting mind controlled again."

Supes that doesn't explain as much as you think it does-

[oookaline]

just thinking scary dog priviledge but its tim x kon vs red robin x superboy ig

like in civvies scary dog priviledge goes to Kon when someone is being just a bit too friendly with the Wayne kid

Or when he and Tim go to get some coffee and the bartender slips her number onto tims cup who gets picked up by Kon and thrown across the room in such a speed that you blink you miss but- is that coffee running down the window..?

Or in galas where Tim is charming some old ladies and entertaining their grandkids when suddenly they seem nervous for some reason so Tim turns around to see Kon standing behind him with the biggest smile ever just to turn back around and see that the girl/boy who was so willingly flirting with him earlier has gone pale and gave a quick goodbye, "Human disaster strikes again and fumbles badly-" "Shut it Meatsack-"

Or just walking in general, when Tim Drake isn't Tim Drake-Wayne and he doesnt have to wear gala smiles and expensive three piece suits so he's bundles in a hoodie and hunched and cluching his messenger bag like his lifeline depends on it; but to a passerby all they see is tired cat™ Tim Drake who looks delectable and- is that a monster behind him? (It's Kon who's making himseelf taller and puffing his muscles and making sure to hold intensive eye contact with every passerby who looks in Tim's direction with some kind of interest)

But when if their supersonas? Tim takes the scary dog priviledge to a new level.

They just saved some people from a collapsed building and some person is draping themselves all over superboy and exaggerating their hurt ankle. How do we know they're exaggerating? Well, purelly because Red Robin just appeared out of nowhere and slammed the head of his bo staff so hard on the ground near them that it made cracks on the concrete while makingg the pperson jump up and scurry away as well, ankle suddenly fine enough to move again. Red's excuse? "Oops. bug."

Patrolling toguether one night and people are asking for superboy's phottos and autographs and he laughs and smilles and poses and people question why he's alone while laughing and brushing their hands against his arms and he just cocks his head "alone?" and a presence is suddenly felt in the alley nearby and if you focus just enough you can see the outline of someone who absolutely looks and feels like they're planning a murder and everyone just respectfully tales a step back because what the fuck.

Or when they're either talking with new heroes/heroes who don't know them well and just get a bit too close to Kon and suddenly they feel a murderous aura around them just to look around and see Red Robin just staring them down with no smile on his face and they frown because surely this feeling is not becaause I feel threatened by a human out of all-

[secondstar-acorn]

[sisaloofafump]

Little guys in the valentines special today

[mylifeinmetroplis]

[jesncin]

Just a fun thought, in the original animated series there was one episode where Batman went missing and Superman donned the cowl to go look for him to keep up the appearance that Batman was NOT missing. The fun part is when Batman's typical rogues attack, Superman is able to just no-sell everything they throw at him. I like to think that Bruce still calls Clark over sometimes to swap costumes to mess with the minds of the rogues.

Oh that was a fun episode! I only wish they let Tim Daly do a Kevin Conroy impression instead of giving Superman Kryptonian voice mimic powers (they probably wanted Conroy to do more voice acting for the crossover). Like how they did it in the Lex and Flash body-swap episode! It is too fun seeing voice actors mimic each other's cadence and personality when they're so dynamically different.

But yes imagine if it was a Halloween tradition for them to swap outfits and it became a Gotham local legend that Batman is just extra OP on this fine night of trick or treating.

[cj-ghostemoji-destielpie]

Ideas for an mtf Bruce fic?

Thinking of her name being Luna Martha Wayne when they come out. But I'm welcoming ideas for a different name.

Might make it a superbat fic. Superman will probably be cis gender or intersex, not sure yet. Mostly focusing on the mtf Wayne part of the fic idea right now.

I'm personally Ftm so... So far my ideas are basically "what would Luna deal with that's like the complete opposite of my problems?" Lol

[just-an-enby-lemon]

How Batman Obtains New Members for the Batfam

Bruce: I saw a black haired sad orphan when I was coming back from work today.

Alfred: Oh no.

Bruce: They were really sad.

Alfred: Master Bruce please tell me you didn't...

Bruce: Alfred met New Kid. Just adopted them. Also tell Damian that is time he come up with another name and go solo. New Kid is Robin now.

Or

Independent Gotham Hero: *living their life* *wait is that shadow getting closer*

Batman: You'll never gonna make it by yourself. Stop being a hero before you die.

Independent Gotham Hero: No.

Batman: You gave me no choice but to either train you or have you trained by another core adult member of the bat clan.

*How Superman Gets New Members for the Superfam*

Hal: So, Supes, what's the deal with the new kid hidding behind you?

Clark: Is complicated.

Diana: Are they a clone?

Barry: No, no, betcha they are another one involving time travel.

Ollie: My bet is alternate reality.

Clark: Er...

Bruce: Just tell them, Clark.

Clark: Fine. They are a clone of a future version of my son from an alternate reality and also they are Wally's third cousin.

Or

Superman: Hello, Conner, you wanted to talk.

Superboy: I think Bizarro Lex just follows me around now? Can I have him as a sideckick? He has superpowers from a failed science experiment.

Superman: *already tired* You know Bizarro people aren't pets right Kon?

Superboy: *offended* Of course Bizarro da-Lex is my friend and we fight crime together! *Clark looks at him as if reading his intentions* Please.

Superman: Okay.

Superman II (Jon): I discoverred an alternative reality were we are all martians but Mars exploded during the white martians war and the only survivor was an alternative version of aunt Kara and aunt Karen called K'aeri that is also the daugther of alternative Kon. She is really nice. Can she join us?

Superman: *trying to not show how done he is* If everyone is okay with that I see no problem.

Powergirl: I-

Superman: Come to ask my opinion on another super person?

Powergirl: No. I just wanted to say hi. Got a guinea pig but he isn't really super at the moment.

Superman: Nice to hear that. : )

Bizarro: I did not come to ask for a new member

Superman: Oh nic-wait a second.

[movisual]

if the multiple dc media ive consumed has taught me anything, its that if youre protégés of batman and superman, fighting batman and superman, ALWAYS switch partners. bat protégé takes down superman, super protégé takes down batman. its science

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 240

You know what I think could be a really interesting premise?

Liminal-as-fuck Batfamily (and maybe all of Gotham itself) who aren't part of the Justice League. Like I am saying full on cryptid batfam who terrorize the criminals of Gotham and aren't well known outside of the city besides rumours.

And now throw in the Phantom team, either via Sam or Ellie or otherwise bringing the anti-ecto acts to their attention. I'm saying feral ghostly children barely being held back by Alfred from destroying the GIW buildings with their bare hands. Yes, that includes Bruce and Kate.

[rainybraindays]

The best dc friendship is Ted kord blue beetle and booster gold, and if you disagree thats okay but clearly you're blind

[starsechoes]

someone: never heard of superbat what is that

me, tripping over my teenage hyperfixation: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING