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GIRL WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HOLDING OFF ON YOUR BSF!DAMIAN POSTS!?
We. NEED. TOO. GIVE. THE. REST. OF. THE. BATFAM. FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS! and bruces will obviously have "whore" on it while the others have other funny names on there except Alfred He's safe
He has one that says his name or something along the lines of "World's best dad"
what’s funny is a got another ask that was along the similar lines of alfred getting an objectively better bracelet than everyone else’s because it’s literally just normal 💀 n e ways i’m too lazy to write something out and i no longer do requests essentially
bruce: whore
dick: ass♡guy
jason: 1x1♡lego♡piece
steph: go♡piss♡girl
tim: chronically♡online
damian: pissbaby
alfred: alfred>>>
#rin’s inbox 💌#bsf!damian#BEFORE IM ATTACKED#let it be known these are the only ones reader knows well enough to feel comfortable to make friendship bracelets with#ik there’s more members but these are the ones reader knows better ig#tbh i dont rlly see damian entertaining the thought of you meeting his family#he doesn’t want any attachment involved anymore since it’s bad enough how attached he is#but hypothetically#yea sure here’s the member i think would get along best with 14 year old ig
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mr "i'm the fittest and healthiest 60 y/o you've ever seen" constantly using the same "i'm old!!" excuse
#it basically translates to 'im lonely and i want company!!!' at this point#ford using this excuse when about to go on a grocery run#'oh no i'm too old to carry all those shopping bags'#'stan two i just saw you dropkick a giant on its nose before doing a backflip just yesterday.'#ford pines#stanford pines#stan using his old man powers to get what he wants via faking a heart attack and getting senior citizen discounts 10 years earlier#ford is using his to go 'keep me company!!!'
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
#brightts ramblings#BEFORE I GET ATTACKED: THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-WITCH OR ANTI-PAGAN POST#im just literally begging witchblr and paganblr(?) to study history from proper sources#so you don't accidentally end up repeating misinfo or even outright bigoted info without realizing#you are not immune to propaganda!#this post is specifically ab new agey stuff like starseeds#but a lot of other stuff fits into this as well ie 'blessed be'#for further context i am not a witch or pagan myself but i DO study the occult/occult history#religion#spirituality#history
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damn those conses do quence (/j /j, unfortunately[...?] no bug mpreg took place here)
anyway, woe, grub be upon ye. tbc... whenever i finish the many other things i need to do lol.
i did this instead of making an ask blog because i dont have the time or energy to upkeep that atm, but honestly?? it probably wouldve just be easier to make an ask blog instead of... doing whatever this is LMAO,,, but i had fun so its ok sklvfjbfkbdb,,
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#bug sunstreaker#bug jazz#bug prowl#jeetle and peetle#long post#velwy.png#macaddam#my art#transformers#sunstreaker transformers#prowl transformers#jazz transformers#apologies to sides. i got tired of drawing this before i got to him#but trust. immediately after that image he attacks bugbois ankles#anyway. i hope its clear who pterrorgirl + bugboi are. i certainly HOPE it is at this point but. fhdjbfjd you never know#listen man i love details and i love it even more when people notice them :']#and nobodys mentioned it so far so now *i* gotta.#i spent too much time on this <3 i also invested in making a font out of my handwriting again because im normal like that#and its once again 3am so goodnighties#jazzprowl#implied. again#cybugs
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they make me feel seen
#because. yknow. im a redhead#and here’s the thing!!! before u say obi isn’t ginger i would argue that’s he’s strawberry blond#definitely not fire engine red like cal lmao but he is still a redhead so he counts!!!#obi wan kenobi fanart#obi wan kenobi#cal kestis fanart#cal kestis#attack of the clones#jedi fallen order#sw jfo#jedi survivor#swtcw#sw art#sw fanart#obi wan fanart#sw prequels#sw tcw#star wars#star wars aotc#star wars rots#ewan mcgregor#cameron monaghan#sw tcw fanart#jedi fanart#star wars fanart#fanart#tcw fanart#my art
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'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf
#put some RESPECT on this guy's name. nobody is a more worthy competitor to percy than jason sorry not sorry I won't take arguments.#and has less experience with stuff because camp jupiter rarely had monster attacks so he was basically sheltered yet he was so strong#he saved percy UNDERWATER and defeated a SEA monster despite the whole zeus/poseidon thing. That only makes it difficult for him#and water isn't even his domain#yet y'all will call this 'gary stu behaviour' completely ignoring how op rick made percy. apparently only percy is allowed to be powerful??#he was trained by WOLVES as a 2 year old#before some mf goes 'theres no way jason defeated krios w just hands lol he was just boasting for the sake of it'. krios said it himself 💀#ironically jason was wayy too humble considering the stuff he's done lol he NEVER bragged and neither did percy#fandom when a character who has actually accomplished great stuff has an ounce of self respect and self awareness: 😠🔪🔪#it's not even 'i hate jason bc he's arrogant/powerless/boring' atp#it's just 'im too attached to percy to like any other person who's on his level and can't accept the fact that percy has a powerful rival'#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa
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#I hope a lot of people see this#poll#music#metal#Im genuinely just so curious about how people build their music taste#I’d say I most often find an artist on a Spotify generated playlist or in my recommendations#and I’ll listen to their top songs then start going through their albums#but I do love using gnoosic and obscurify#I also love finding small playlists#esp ones made by musicians#huge fan of the aggrotech attack playlist#I like pride myself on having extremely obscure taste in music lol#I love showing people cool small bands they’ve never heard of before#on that note check out My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult#and Xorcist
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hi your amnesiac au has me in SHAMBLES plsplspls im crying sobbing stabbing the floor
im so glad i discovered your blog 😭 your art is so lovely and nice and just. Yes. eats everythibg snd leaves no crumbs /silly
PLEASE i require more info about amnesiac au.
could this happen to the other Beasts? if it can happen to Shadow Milk, it might be possible with the others, should their Ancient counterparts get lucky with their attacks
does Shadow Milk gradually become less of an ass? does he seek answers as to Why he was so awful? does he care at all?
how horrified is he at the revelation that he was such a huge issue for the faeries + PV, if at all? he already doesn't know much about himself, so would not knowing he was such a problem, such an awful person, terrify him, considering he doesn't remember any of this?
idk. i personally would be so so incredibly horrified and terrified that i was so terrible and..well, monstrous, if i may. i kinda project onto Shadow Milk im ngl so that's probably why im saying any of this
IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG im just so,,, AAAUAGTHYBHLRHTLBFLTTKG /POS abt this entire au. hoenstly it inspires me; both your art and your ideas and concepts
hope you have a good day!! stay safe /gen
SOBS IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THIS AU!!! i read all the tags on my posts btw so if any of u went crazy in there i saw it and went crazy w u. im deranged and mentally ill if u cant tell.
i would say the cracking of the souljam and loss of power is very possible for the other beasts! the amnesia however is a Very special case of pure vanilla fucking up the spell he cast
the other beasts would be depowered and much weaker, but retain their memories...... actually, would their corruption break as well since the souljam disconnected entirely from them? hm, i think redemption would be more possible if an ancient got a lucky shot, in that case
shadow milk does in fact become less of a jerk! what with no longer being secluded in a spire losing his mind and sense of identity all by himself, his personality is forced to become. eh. LESS THORNY.
pure vanilla is socializing him like a dog and he is NOT enjoying it. but i am. put that guy in situations.
shadow milk does in fact seek answers to why he did so many terrible things! he knows his... current personality isn't the greatest, but he can't imagine doing some of the things described
he feels a certain disconnect to the him others describe terrorizing them to the him of present, while he feels bad for what happened to them he doesn't really feel apologetic because was it really him? how's he supposed to know?
should he feel sorry because it technically was him, just.. evil? would that excuse it if he doesn't feel sorry at all?
this is where shadow milk and white lily have similar dilemmas because they both have previously done terrible things to others, especially pure vanilla. they feel bad about it, they dont wanna hurt him or others like that ever again
but then this is where they separate because shadow milk doesn't feel at fault, he doesn't remember doing all those things, he doesn't even know who that was! you want me to grovel forever about it? pathetic, what's done is done anyways, why not try to do something now?
white lily absolutely despises that mindset as she's competing with pv over who can hate themselves more, and she is winning. she thinks they both deserve to repent forever for their crimes but is constantly reminded of the fact that she remembers but shadow milk doesn't! she knows what she did, why she did it, it was bad and terrible, but she understands and that's what's important and she must repent for it
shadow milk doesn't know, he doesn't know anything at all and theres even more that they can't tell him as he's apparently been evil for centuries. it's hard to argue that he needs to feel bad when the personalities are truly separated.
......i went on a ramble again.
he doesn't feel bad about what he did but he is in fact, very unnerved that he may be capable of those actions again, and with pure vanilla trying to teach him to be good and kind its...... panic inducing sometimes, that maybe he can do something terrible again, that the evil is possibly just lurking under the surface and hes fooling himself and everyone around him
#milkyflock#amnesiac au#shadow milk cookie#im not tagging all the cookies mentioned thats too much dear lord#i went offfff oh im so crazy guys u dont get ut#im so inactive artwise but i swear im thinking hard abt this au at any given moment#words are also difficult. and im scared of people. and i forget.#oh no#okay anyone in my tags reading this gets to know my super secret answer to milkyflocks q in the tags of another post#PURE VANILLAS MOTIVATIONS HEH#he helped smilk out of guilt ofc. he attacked him and as the jesus cookie he must make up for it with his savior complex#but in a little thing i wrote hehe...... theres something under the surface of that want to help#to see smilk so vulnerable. eyes so clear of his usual mischief and plotting and Distance...#wasnt that fount of knowledge so much like him? wasnt the holder of knowledge just like him before everything?#he wanted to know shadow milk so badly...#is it so wrong to keep him?#ask
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what if...?
#good omens#goodomensedit#goodomensgifs#goodomenssource#dailyineffablehusbands#rosettyller#alivedean#userceci#userksena#usereena#usernobie#willgrahamscock#usermullet#userisaiah#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziracrow#glitch tw#my go#*gom#before anyone attacks me#im not sorry#sary gifs
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I had a dream a few days ago about gia being brooklynns girlfriend instead of bens and now im in love with the pairing
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Extra doodle under the cut w/ headcanons
#pretend gias earring is following the rules of gravity i forgot to fix that oops#dont take this as an attack on ben and gias relationship bc its not i love bengia as well#i have so many hcs for them but im scared to share before s3#hashtag multishipper#vro am i the first one to think of this pairing#whatever im still their biggest fan#gialynn#gia x brooklynn#brooklynn x gia#jwcc#jwct#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jurassic world chaos theory#camp cretaceous#chaos theory#jwcc fanart#fanart#art#brooklynn#jwct brooklynn#jwcc brooklynn#brooklynn jwct#brooklynn jwcc#glasses brooklynn you will always be famous#gia#bens gf#now brooklynns gf#t4t#rarepair
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No thoughts, just boop
Pre-war silliness inspired by this merch drop:

#levihan#boop#levi ackerman#hanji zoe#hange zoe#levi x hange#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#aot#snk#snk fanart#no but like i was drawing this before the great Boopening but had to work all day april 1 so i couldnt even post at the most perfect time 🥲#also to the anons asking about hcs i see u im trying to write what few i have them down as i remember them#but most are post canon and idk if thats what youre looking for :[#i maed dis
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the fact that the intention was for Sevika to actually get to unwrap her new arm..
#arcane#arcane season 2#sevika#jinx#arcane spoilers#im actually LOVING the dynamic between jinx and sevika#even last season!! before the bridge the last time Sevika had anything to say about Jinx it was#her guving Silco advice as if it were her and her own father. like she GETS Jinx#Sevika automatically refusing to turn Jinx in and framing it as solidarity with the people of Zaun#Sevika being prepared to defend herself against Jinx but relaxing completely when she didnt attack#and then not taking the opportunity to attack Jinx -she doesnt want Jinx DEAD despite everything thats happened#meanwhile literally everyone else does.#Sevika trusting Jinx when she told her to pull the lever on her arm not knowing what it would do#protecting Jinx and the kid in the sanctuary#ik ik Sevika’s the king maker and theyre setting Jinx up to be the revolutionary but it goes deeper than that#Sevika was lying when she said she has about as much in common with Jinx as cave lice and she knows it
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Treated like a god, forgotten like a soldier.
#EHEHEHEH#im vrry proud of this shit myan look at me goo#this is a transformers au can you guess#HINT#LITTLE HINT#his name before he was a prime was gambit and he's soundwave's brother because I SAID SO#tf#transformers#transformers fanart#tf fanart#maccadams#megatronus#megatronus prime#tf megatronus#ack attack
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i love the idea that stan tried using a smoke bomb to spice up the mr mystery act for fancy entrances before realising he can just use it whenever and by that i mean mostly to escape the consequences of his actions
(+ frog!stan and mabel's attack glitter)





#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#mabel pines#shout out to soos being attack glitter-ed being posted by alex long before nwhs aired#that turn based rpg exists in my heart and im totally not jealous that su got a trilogy of them#anyway stan has a mostly effective instant escape move good for him#the opening being the first time he meets the kids tho.... wanting to impress them....
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#the teru & reigen virus can attack at any time.#over the most miniscule things at that.#IVE CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM BOTH LIKING IT BEFORE. BECAUSE OF REIGEN’S. TASTE IN MOVIES#BUT. AHHHHH!!!!! HAHGHHHGHG!!!!!!!!!!!#its REAL#teru finding reigen’s fdp poster. barely restraining his overjoyed wonder that someone else enjoys something niche he enjoys#teru in his most normalest voice ever: oh wow you like this movie too? what a coincidence! [jittering so bad he might burst]#the teru&reigen movie lineup must he INSANE#be*#i need to make a fic right now (is about to go to sleep)#the possibilities. (<-is insane and crazy and insatiable)#flashback to the flying dead pig comic. tear streaks down cheek#I COULD SENSE THE ENERGY FROM A MILE AWAY. CANNOT HIDE FROM ME#i think reigen would enjoy having someone to talk crappy movies with. but teru would genuinely love them i think so reigen would have to#tread lightly while speaking about them#reigen: yeah the direction in this movie was totally messy#teru concealing biggest saddest frown ever: it is just creative. you dont know a goddamn thing#reigen would not hide his truths [emoji] but he would pity the boy#teru&reigen seventeen hour discussion about old obscure movies (NO SURVIVORS RITSU CAUGHT IN THE BLAST AND KILLED)#im sick#i also love how this trivia is worded. its very deliberate if you get what i mean#‘[muttering out of side of mouth] also..if you didnt know…..’#its a fun piece of factoid to share. and i. i really. im im teally. i jsut . i am telaly gals thhat they worded it aaid ltit like thaey did.#THIS IS SUXH NOTHINGBURGER. IM SORRY#dude this is why i have the teru reigen family album. im desperate for the smallest of morsels. just a CRUMBBB PLEAAASE#GHHAHAHEHEHAJA !!!!! HHHRHEGEGAHAHS S AAWWHHHH AHHHHBABHAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH!!! RRRRAGHSHHAAAGAGEGGEHHRHRH#mob psycho 100#mp100#teruki hanazawa#reigen arataka
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I need someone to start a one shot trend with fanfics where it’s that one episode thing

But SPECIFICALLY make it so it rationally makes sense for either option to occur and they actually have to think about it
#Like jayroy but it’s them during that era where they kept tryna kill each other so Roy’s like#“on one hand I’m in love with him on the other I don’t think anyone’s ever attacked him in a closet before and he needs to be prepared”#Do you see the vision#fanfic#jayroy#dcu#ao3#fanfic writing#fanfic prompt#writing prompt#writing ideas#writing inspiration#writeblr#fanfics#ao3 fanfic#fanfiction#marauders fanfic#ao3fic#ao3 stuff#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders fandom#the batfamily#dcu fanfic#mcu fanfiction#im just tagging random fandoms atp#timkon#tma#the magnus archives#interview with the vampire
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