#As a crunchy bacon snack

[hey-august]

250 event!

"Snack" (spicy 👀) with "This is nice"

Ngl Buggy is the tastiest of snacks.

-rorywritesjunk

I had so much fun with this ⭐🩷 even though Buggy wasn't the secret snack in the end This also came in at a good moment so I could tie it into another story from this event, so tyty Rory!!

Prompts: Snack (spicy), "This is nice." Teaser: "You could smell the pirate’s pungent grassy gamey breath as he leaned in for a kiss. Tilting your head, you accepted the greasy affection on your cheek before dusting away the crumbs." Warnings: SFW. Established relationship, Buggy x GN!reader, buggy's a goon, don't crunch hard candies. Word count: ~600

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“You want a snack?” 

“What is it?” Buggy asked, eyeing the small bag in your hand.

“Dried fruit. It’s good.” You shook the bag. “They’re spicy.”

That’s all Buggy really needed to hear. He snatched the whole bag from you. A handful of food was shoved in his mouth while a hum of appreciation slipped out.

Somehow, you always knew what he was craving.

Mornings where the sun woke up long before the ship’s captain were the days where a plate of food waited for him next to the bed. Biscuits waiting to be smothered in jam and butter, slightly undercooked fatty bacon, and fried eggs topped with hot sauce. Just as Buggy was shoveling an amalgamate breakfast sandwich in his crumb-coated mouth, you’d show up with a steaming cup of coffee.

Afternoons full of paperwork and imprisonment at his desk were rewarded with little candies that you always had on hand. Mints that cleared his nose and made his eyes water, sweets that stained his tongue ridiculous colors, sour suckers that he treated as challenges to withstand, and - his favorite - cinnamon candies that burned his tongue.

When he collapsed in bed after a long day, you were there with something crunchy. You always said it was just something to share that you picked up at port to share, but the greedy pirate usually ate far more than half.

“This is nice,” Buggy said with a mouthful of mush. They were salty, cheesy, a little oniony, and supremely delicious. “Thanks, doll.”

You could smell the pirate’s pungent grassy gamey breath as he leaned in for a kiss. Tilting your head, you accepted the greasy affection on your cheek before dusting away the crumbs.

“Don’t wipe that away,” he grumbled, leaning in to replace his thanks.

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One day you offered Buggy a cinnamon candy for no reason. It appeared from nowhere, all for him. He popped the treat in his mouth and rolled it around, letting it clatter against his teeth.

“‘ow cohm yu alwaysh hahh shnax?”

You stared at him, waiting for the jumble of syllables to fall into place. It was taking a while.

Buggy repeated his question and pointed towards his mouth.

“Oh, how come I always have snacks,” you repeated, trying to buy time before answering the question.

Buggy crunched into the cinnamon ball with a loud crack. “Do you have another?” he asked inbetween ferocious chomps.

“You’re going to crack a tooth if you keep doing that.” Despite the chiding, you pulled another from your pocket.

Buggy winked at your remark. Well, you thought it was the remark until you felt a jostle in your pocket and Buggy’s hand returned to the pirate.

“You’ve been holding out on me! Your captain!” 

“Hey, no! Give that back!”

Buggy raised the bag of candies out of your reach, distracting you from the other hand that went to rummage in a different pocket. This one joined its companion, holding up the bag of crackers it found. They were the spicy cheesy flavor that Buggy had been asking for lately.

“Oh, I like these ones. What else are you keeping from me?”

“For you, ya goon. Give them back before you eat them all.” You tried and failed at retrieving the snacks.

“Don’t call your captain a goon,” Buggy retorted. His floating hands fumbled with the bags and he popped another cinnamon candy in his mouth.

Buggy didn’t return the treats, but it was no problem. You let him learn a lesson from the hot cinnamon that burned the top layer of his tongue off. He also endured subsequent reminders from his beloved spicy treats that further irritated his swollen tongue.

The pirate was bound to find out that you carried snacks around for him, in addition to hiding them around the ship. You paid attention to what Buggy liked and would purchase treats for him.

And it was all worth it to see him light up with eyes full of stars and smiles full of happiness and half-chewed food.

[nobodylikety]

OKAY LISTEN UP—

So I've been making some moodboards for Hybrid! New Jeans, I hope you like it! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

Basically each moodboard has the things that the girls like the most, or rather, makes each of the girls herself < 🐻🐰🐈‍⬛🐶🦊 3

BEAR HYBRID! MINJI 🐻

Basically bear! minji core consists of:

Love for naps

Teddy bears (because obviously, she needs a little friend to sleep and cuddle with if you or Hybrid! New Jeans isn't available)

Hot chocolate with marshmallows, because something about the warmth of hot chocolate and the mushiness of marshmallows makes her sleepy! <3

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. she's basically a big baby, so basic but yummy snacks are TOTALLY her thing.

Chocolate chip cookies. The combination of browned butter, caramelised sugar, vanilla and chocolate are "the rich flavours that mingle in a single snack", and Minji definetly LOVES IT. She finds these cookies irresistible, and she probably can't eat just one. 🍪

BUNNY HYBRID! HANNI🐰

Basically bunny! hanni core consists of:

Being wrapped in blankies for taking naps. Blankets are the best invention of mankind, according to Hanni. She loves to be wrapped up in them like a burrito and to sleep after a good scritches on her floppy ears and chin.

Cookies in the shape of a bunny. Although Haerin insists that it is somehow cannibalism, Hanni likes bunny-shaped or decorated cookies.

Strawberries. Bunnies like strawberries, and Hanni is no exception. Although she likes bread much better, strawberries are quite versatile and can be eaten in many ways, plus they are a healthy snack! So as long as it's bread or strawberries, Hanni's tummy is happy. 🐰🍓

Pink hoodies. Hanni likes oversized hoodies, the kind she's practically swimming in, but her biggest preference is pink! Pink is her favourite colour, so she's determined to make sure her wardrobe has it as much as possible.

(BLACK) CAT HYBRID! HAERIN 🐈‍⬛

Basically black cat! haerin core consists of:

A cute but bad bitch 🖤

Roll her eyes and make a grim face. If Haerin doesn't like you, every time she looks at you, it's going to feel like she's killing you with her eyes!

ps. Haerin's jealous gaze is especially deadly.

Kitten toe beans ALWAYS peeking out from under the sheets. Haerin is always hidden under the covers (always is a good time for a nap, or to isolate herself from society, or even both) and the only thing visible are her toe beans. ฅ ฅ

Sleeping in people's arms. She'll never admit it, but Haerin loves to sleep in your arms or Hybrid's! New Jeans. Then she'll wake up and start cursing, as usual, but deep down you know she enjoys those moments of napping in your arms.

PUPPY HYBRID! DANIELLE 🐶

Basically puppy! danielle core consists of:

Popcorn. not only tastes good, Dani LOVES that when it's time to eat them, her popcorn makes crunchy noises. crunchy stuff has her wagging her tail like crazy!

Stuffies with dumb designs and shapes! Dani has food-related soft and squishy plushies, such as a croissant, egg or bacon, to nibble on or throw at Hybrid! New Jeans every time she wants them to play with her <3 because puppies will chew whatever puppies want to chew 🐶

Crunchy bone-shaped treats. she doesn't even care if it tastes like vegetables or meat, or even if it tastes like a sock…because if it's bone-shaped, DANI WILL EAT IT.

Australian Shepherd Puppy. Because Dani is Australian, athletic and full of energy, just like Australian shepherds. Makes sense, doesn't it?

Puppy snout! Wherever Dani sees an open door or an opening, her adorable and curious snout will be there to take a peek. She has a habit of poking her head through your bedroom door and bark, or following you to the bathroom and poking her snout out of the half-jointed door.

FOX HYBRID! HYEIN 🦊

Basically fox! hyein core consists of:

Curling up by the fireplace.

What's better than a warm nap? The comforting crackle of the fire, the light but pleasant smell of wood burning slowly, the warmth, and being cuddled behind the ears until she falls asleep. honestly the best life <3

Apple slices with cinnamon. sometimes Hyein likes to brown them a bit in the fireplace, but most of the time she eats them only with cinnamon, because for some reason this kiddo is obsessed with cinnamon!

Rubbing her head against people's legs, asking to be pet. Hyein is rather like a clingy puppy in that respect, when she's in the mood for cuddling she just…*rubs head*.

Fruit-filled breakfasts and snacks, and preferably ones that look aesthetically pleasing! Hyein is attracted to things that have cute or funny shapes, which makes her more interested in eating them 🫐🍎🍓🍌⭐

Fox cuddly plush. She knows it's a bit of a cliché to have a fox as fave plushie, but can you blame her? it's super huggable!

Bonus!

OTTER HYBRID! HYEIN 🦦

Basically otter! hyein core consists of:

Cute and silly beanies! she has a whooole collection

Hybrid! New Jeans helps her put them on, they even try to put a different beanie on her every day <3

Cuddly toys and plushies! they are Hyein's favourite kind of thing. she has stuffed otters, for obvious reasons, but she also has a puppy, a fox, a bear and a stuffed kitten, because she loves to hold them close to her chest

FISH AS A SNACK, ALWAYS 🐟because although Hyein knows that otters feed not only on fish, but also on eels, she is a baby otter that's quite fussy and never wants to eat eel, never ever!

Pool + swimming goggles + floats = happy baby otter! 🦦🩵 Hyein loves swimming (otters are superbly adapted for swimming), but swimming in the pool is the safer option! Plus it's more fun, because unlike swimming in the river, the pool has floaties and swimming goggles, even water toys!

being carried in Hybrid! New Jeans arms. In her animal form, Hyein practically makes puppy eyes all the time to be carried! She flatly refuses to let her little paws touch the ground ♡

[naamahdarling]

This is Angelika. She is nearly 21 years old and is utterly obsessed with humans, especially her dad and me (to a lesser extent) but suffers no fools who don't respect her space.

She is very persnickety and insists that everything has to be catered exactly to her, e.g. if she's recently used the litterbox, she wants her regular mid-morning crunchies snack, the steps up to her dad's bed aren't exactly where she wants them, or her dad is home late from work/in the shower too long/isn't getting into bed when she feels he should/etc., she walks over to wherever I am in the house and starts screaming until I follow her to whatever is Incorrect in her opinion and go fix it to her liking.

She is also a criminal who defiantly sticks her butt outside her box to pee immediately in front of it when she gets mad at us, and once her dad left a bacon cheeseburger unattended on his desk while he took a shower; she, geriatric crime child, managed to jump onto his desk, deftly pull out the entire piece of bacon without disturbing the rest of the burger at all (like a tablecloth with wine glasses atop it) and eat her salty little fill without either of us noticing until he stepped barefoot on the half-eaten bacon she left behind.

She is loved and spoiled beyond measure.

With the demise of her latest husband under mysterious circumstances, this woman has made herself the head of an aristocratic family, and they are all bastards and criminals. Demanding, and frighteningly competent. Just imagine how impressive she must have been in her youth! She looks like Dame Helen Mirren in my imagination. Absolutely gorgeous at any age. Crime boss. A whole crime paws syndicate. Look at those whiskers. Do you know what they say? Divorced four times, took them for everything, and widowed twice. Heck, she divorced people she never even married just for displeasing her

What a gal. An absolute legend.

[fatteningmenstories]

At your service Part 4

It had now been nearly two months of staying in the suite and Alex had quickly gotten used to his new and much more convenient life, he would wake up every morning to the smell of a big hearty American breakfast being cooked just for him, in the bathroom all the tedious jobs of brushing his teeth and even washing himself was done by the robots happily. He could spend the entire day in his underwear and there was no one to protest- not that they would of course, Unit certainly didn’t complain as he strolled about in his underwear and silk robe. Each morning he looked forward to what Unit had had prepared for him, his favourite of course was the buttery pancakes drizzled in maple syrup and sided with a tray full of crunchy bacon. Unit had noted that this was his preferred meal ,so of course went the extra mile of doubling down on its size whenever it was served. Somedays Alexandro would start the day with nearly a dozen fat pancakes, and he loved it - he was finally being treated like the stud he was, sometimes he would hit the Gym for a couple hours pushing weights while being weighted on by Unit who would always refill his chocolatey protein shakes, he still attempt a bit of cardio here and there but breakfast always left him feeling so sluggish especially after weights so with that cardia was off and replaced with sauna time. As the weeks passed the games library would always be updated with Alex finding himself being glued to the screen with what ever next level game he was supplied with, and of course he could play vr, it was the most intense thing he did. While he gamed he would constantly be grazing on whatever the snack bar had on that day- somedays it would be cotton candy other nachos but there would always be chocolate to Alex’s delight. Lunch was Alex’s anchor in the day it split his two gaming session in halve and Unit always made sure it was worth it , Unit of course had followed suit of Alex’s requirements to get bigger and provided Alex with all the meat a jock like him needed to get bigger, somedays he would plough though nearly a dozen beefy overspilling burgers and of course the cheesiest fries imaginable others it would deep dish pizzas and hordes of overspilling tacos. The remaining part of the day would be spent dozing in and out of a food coma which Alex had called getting ready for dinner he needed time to probably digest his food before meeting up with Mr Gordo. The competitive natures of the two had really quickly turned dinner into a eating competition between the pair of them to see who could digest the most quickest, Mr Gordo of course won but Alex wasn’t always that far off, his competitive nature told told himself that it was just because Mr Gordo was a complete fatty with no control that allowed him to beat him. Desert was however was the polar opposite to dinner the two of them would savour the gourmet and brilliant deserts designed for them by Unit.2, here they would engage mostly in conversation about Alex’s athletic life, Alex would explain in absolute detail his play through as a quarterback and how winning was so easy with a body like his, while digging into Units chocolatey deserts. Then came the best part of the day , his treat for eating all his food, the most divine chocolate in the world pouring down his throat, and as the weeks passed Alex could take more and more of it until he almost lasted a complete minute before spluttering it all up, he hadn’t heeded Mr Gordo’s advise and how could he it was too good.

month 4

Burrrpppppppppp,

Alexandro let out the another burp as he finished another one of Unit’s shakes, ahhh it tasted so good and creamy he thought as he scratched his bloated stomach, it was almost dinner and he hadn’t left the sofa all day and why would he anything he could possible need was delivered straight to him by unit. He wondered to himself as unit delivered a dozen of fresh hot donuts straight to his mouth as he gamed what possible joy Unit could find like this serving his every need.

Little did he know how much Unit revelled in serving him, over the last couple of months had Unit able to learn so much about humans, about their likes and their needs, Alex was Unit’s little case study and it was learning some about him, storing all of his behaviours over the last couple of months in to its hard drive - what he liked to eat,at what time Alex liked to be woken and most importantly how much he had seemed to enjoy Unit’s mission of getting him ‘bigger’. Unit was able to scan Alex’s brain every time whenever it delivered a plate full of food to him and the endorphins were off the scale - Unit was definitely doing something right. Unit was learning so much and growing in its knowledge about what humans needed and Unit hadn’t been the only thing growing since had Alex moved in, Unit’s sensors eagerly picked up on Alex’s inflating size. As Alex laid on the couch mostly naked, Unit was easily able to detect the changes in Alex’s size. First it had been his abs, they quickly had lost their definition and were now slowly being coated in a layer of fat, according to Unit’s access to the web Alex’s abdomen could know actually be classified as a gut, and these changes were all over Unit eagerly noted how Alex pecs were swelling up day by day with more adipose the same changes were being seen in his ballooning butt - Unit made note to alter Alex’s clothes at night ( once it researched how alarming humans can find this experience). Notes were made on Alex’s thickening waistline which was outgrowing his first 29 inch measurement it was getting thicker and thicker which Unit believed was the human body’s adaption to support his growing midsection. Unit scanned Alex all over detecting his loss in muscle tissue and tone and his increase in body fat levels and compared it to the surface changes of how Alex’s arms and thighs were swelling up with all this extra fat, it connetced this to Alex’s changes in behaviour. Over the last couple of months Alex was noted to use the gym less and less and favoured more sedentary practices in and how despite his change in exersise levels he still carved more and more food - food which Unit was particular energy rich. Unit was having a marvellous time, scanning and learning about humans and Alex was their prefect guina pig

Completely oblivious to all these scans Alex reached for a donut than another plugged into to his Vr headset he had no idea how well noted his descent of gluttony was being. As his hand danced blindly around an empty donut box searching for any stragglers the loud sound of Mr Gordo knocking on the door for dinner broke him form his gluttonous ritual, the days sure went fast when halve of it was spent sleeping and the other halve gaming, he had spent almost another whole day entirety on the sofa eating whatever he could possibly have wanted and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Alex my boy, come on quickly before the food gets cold” Mr Gordo chuckled turning off of his VR set

Alex quickly stirred of the sofa, flicking of the crumbs of his stomach and licking the icing of his fingers

‘Umm dinner - what’s it tonight’

“Just you wait my boy’ chuckled Mr Gordo eyeing up Alex

Years of only spending his days with robots fixing them and winding them up, had made Mr Gordo enjoy having another play thing in his arms, when Alex had insulted him the over day he knew a funny little game he could play on the poor boy and as he sized by Alex he could see the boy was playing it very well.

As Alex off course had been very musclier before and with such an impressive build the changes were harder to see but they were there, Mr Gordo of course noticed that the jock had significantly widened in the waist, the boys abs could only faintly be seen as his stomach had rounded out and muffin topped over his tight jockstrap, and that the beginning of a double chin was slowly forming around the studs face paired with his cheeks losing their tight definition

Dinner had of course grown in size to accommodate Alex’s increase in appetite, he was drinking nearly 5l of shakes ever day all of which riddled with appetite enhances so now after 4 month he was plowing through dinner with Mr Gordo. Only a month ago Alex would have called it quits but when Mr Gordo signalled for Unit to bring out the 3rd helping of turkey - it was like his competitive nature went into overdrive, as he reached for helping after helping mimic Mr Gordo’s piggish appetite.

“Alex, its nice to see you throughly making use of all the ai in your suite”, let out Mr Gordo after the plates of food between the two had been licked clean

“Of course I have Mr Gordo” Alex let out in-between burps

“Might I add, Alex that unit has told him your instructions of getting big, would you like myself to install a fitness regime into the gym ai”

“Nah don’t sweat it, all this extra stuffing is simply just fuel for my bulk, I gotta get big first and then imma hit the treadmill to burn off any side effects’

“Well, I’m sure a jock like you knows what’s best, and let me just add your’re certainly looking more beefier than when you first came’

“Yeah, its all about the process of course, gotta get big first to get some massive gains when I leave”

“ Certainly my dear boy now if you don’t mind , I think its time for dessert, If I dare say so myself”

The simple mention of desert made Alex’s eyes lit up , like always Unit.2 had completely outdone themselves producing gourmet chocolatey eclairs each pumped to the brim with delicious cream, the moment they entered Alex’s eyesight he was fixed on stuffing each one down his throat, it wasn’t long till he was covered in chocolate and his stomach was fully bloated after another day of ploughing through his food - this was the good life Alex thought to himself as he licked up the remains chocolate form his lips

Dropping Alex of at his suite, Mr Gordo made a quick stop before hitting his bed,

‘Unit boot up’

With his voice Unit woke itself up immediately from its charging spot and awaited Mr Gordo’s command

“Unit under my instructions I want you to increase you protocols on making master Alexandro bigger, this means doing what ever you can to following his demands and taking it to 300%”

“Yes master Gordo, anything else”

“Now that you have mentioned it, the gym equipment inside masters Alexandro suite is to be in a permanent state of renovations” Mr Gordo continued “None of this is to be mentioned to the my little Guinea pig master Alexandro instead carry like on normal”

“Yes master”

[deathclassic]

Weekly Tag Wednesday Thursday - The Self Care Edition 🤗

thank you kat @mybrainismelted nosho @creepkinginc evie @energievie jess @jrooc kaka @stocious @guinguin1984 julia @juliakayyy for tagging me, i really appreciate it

Name: Molly

Age: 25

What kind of day is it? Extremely hot, smells like smoke and fire, lots of thunder and lighting and rain now

When was the last time you ate? I had vegan bacon and eggs

About how many hours of sleep did you get? 4 :/ it was too hot last night

Name one thing you could do to make your day better right now: Sleep lol or actually finish a drawing

Why are you not doing that thing? Because its 6:30pm and everything i draw doesn't look right

What are you going to do tonight to relax? Watch criminal minds and play pokemon

What comfort food do you not eat often enough? I eat my comfort food too often, cheese toastie

What's stopping you? I eat too much bread already and bread makes you fat

Have you ever had a professional massage? No, i dont want people touching me

Have you eaten fruits and vegetables today? Yeah i ate some grapes when i walked through the fruit section at work today

How much water have you had today? 2 bottles, maybe 3

Is there a self-care gadget you really want to buy? I think a new laptop will vastly improve everything

What is your favourite healthy snack? i like a sliced apple, or some carrot sticks with hummus

What is your favourite unhealthy snack? chips, i like crunchy things

What is one thing you are going to start doing RIGHT NOW to take better care of yourself? take a shower,

And to close, I want you to say one NICE thing to yourself that you really need to hear right now: You are are allowed to be happy about good things happening in your life.

since this is a self care post im gonna do something that scares me and tag some people. i feel really guilty about not being active much anymore so im tagging some people just to say hello. im really sorry if you've already been tagged and as always please ignore this if you want.

@ian-galagher @skylerwinchester @transmickey @spacerockwriting @darlingian @callivich @vintagelacerosette @mickeyheartian @heymacy @gardenerian @look-i-love-u @michellemisfit @ms-moonlight-inn @thepupperino @doshiart @rayrayor @krysmiss @sam-loves-seb @samantitheos

[delopsia]

dancing queen, if you’re busy then just put a pin in this because it’s kind of a doozy 💝 but rhett x reader x robby is making me want to revisit our snacker!rhett & big meal!robby headcanons...

🤔💭🥞🍗

how do they coexist alongside reader with such differing palettes? were rhett and reader surprised by how big robby’s appetite was at first, and how much food he could put away by himself? were robby and reader concerned with how rhett can’t eat breakfast because his stomach doesn’t wake up until 10 or 11am? how do they feel about the fact that he just snacks on crunchy air from wabang’s one gas station until dinner time? what do they all think of cecilia’s cooking? do they try to get rhett to eat real food every now and again, even when they’re apart? do they have any favorite dishes they share? do you think reader can cook? *thinks about adding to the rhett x reader x robby myself world because i love cooking and i need to feed these men* omg i know we talked about how rhett kinda can’t cook and you’ve written that you think robby can cook, so do they have a favorite dish from him? savory or sweet? omg do you think any of them has a sweet tooth? let’s discuss 💐

💃😭I think about those old headcanons so often; I'm sorry for taking like two weeks to answer this; I've been simmering on so many details.

For reference: Ye Ole Food Headcanons for Robby and Rhett (It's longer than you think it is.)

Breakfast and lunch are treated more as "eat when you're hungry" rather than set times where everyone has to cook and sit down together. With how Rhett eats like a bird and Bobby's schedule tends to be a bit unpredictable, it's just easier to make yourself something when you're hungry.

However, dinner gets a big emphasis. Not only is it the time Rhett's capable of eating more than a bag of sunflower seeds, but he and Robby are almost guaranteed to be home. It's a whole production. As soon as Bob's on his way home, he's making a phone call to figure out what the plan is.

Does he need to stop and pick up takeout? Are they in the mood for cooking at home? Did Rhett remember to get eggs from that little farmer's market by his work? Or does someone need to make a grocery stop? Are we absolutely sure the milk isn't expired this time?

Rhett and Bob mutually scared each other at first 😭

In the beginning, Robby absolutely tried to downplay how much food he can eat by himself. Nothing can convince me otherwise 💃 To him, there's nothing more awkward than asking to order a second plate of food when the rest of the table is done and ready to go 😭

But there comes a day when he's fresh out of a deployment, and between exhaustion and how much he's missed "normal" food, caution is thrown to the wind.

✨Insert frightened Rhett Abbott here✨

The Reader probably isn't surprised until the second slice of hot fudge cake comes along, and the waitress takes the opportunity to pick up all the empty plates before she goes back. There are just...so many plates...all for one man...

They start keeping track of how much he eats simply out of curiosity. So far, his best records are before and after deployments. Those ships just ain't made for a man who can and will eat you out of house and home without breaking a sweat.

Rhett's got an ongoing joke that in the event of them running out of food, Robby's going to eat both of them before the first day is over.

That joke occasionally gets him bit.

Meanwhile, Robby spent several nights wondering how the hell Rhett can manage working on a ranch with that diet. He does three times the amount of manual labor Bob does in a day, and yet he eats so? so? little? He makes breakfast for all three of them once, and the best Rhett can do is entertain him by eating a few pieces of bacon.

There's an instance where he gently asks Rhett if it's a money issue or if there's an underlying issue he's dealing with because he's never seen someone eat so little. Cue a meek cowboy explaining that he's just...not hungry. He says that as he reopens a bag of stale Funyuns 🤦‍♀️

However! The Reader accidentally discovers a loophole.

While Rhett isn't one for eating three full meals a day, he is always one for trying bites of whatever you happen to be eating. It starts with him meekly asking for a bite of a pretzel the Reader got at a concession stand and slowly becomes a thing where Robby and Reader use his grazing habits to their advantage. Especially Robby. Goes as far as to order different things because that means he can get Rhett to eat a little more than he would otherwise.

Neither is above cutting off a piece of food with a fork and holding it out for Rhett like he's their fussy six-year-old.

Aside from that, there's a general effort to supply him with snacks that aren't straight off a store shelf. Fruit, homemade trail mix, hard-boiled eggs, anything small that you can shove into an inconspicuous lunch box. When they're apart, it's harder because Rhett just...forgets...but they've managed to get him hooked on making his own trail mix.

When it comes to Cecilia's cooking...Rhett eats food from the gas station for a reason. Bob can eat anything and everything; her food does not phase him in the slightest. If Reader likes food primarily cooked in crock pots, overcooked meat, and inconsistent seasoning, then they'll have a great time!

Strangely, she's very good with desserts. Her peach cobbler has won awards at the county fair, and that honeybun cake recipe has been passed down for generations for a reason.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if the Reader can't cook when they meet Rhett and Bob, then they'll inevitably learn. Bob's a good teacher, and while there's a mutual effort from both men to help with dinner, the Reader is usually home way before they are. It's a responsibility they wind up with either way.

The current obsession in this house? Red Beans and Rice ✨ specifically from a recipe passed down from Bob's momma herself.

If he's got a day off, Robby can happily spend a whole day in the kitchen. The current favorite dish isn't so much a dish as it is a whole meal; Buttermilk Fried Chicken, homemade mashed potatoes, and fried okra. He can also be trusted with the ol' chicken and dumplings 💕

Unlike Cecelia's, Bob's mashed potatoes are guaranteed not to...stand up on their own...

...still side-eyeing the way they were...kind of curling on the plate...

omg do you think any of them has a sweet tooth?:

Rhett absolutely has a sweet tooth, and I will die on this hill. Coffee that's borderline creamer, milk, and sugar with a side of actual coffee, cheap candy from the local convenience store, his momma's desserts...it can go on forever. It's half the reason Bob calls him Sugar.

Bob and Reader are your average sugar lovers when compared to the fool. There has been an instance where drunk!Rhett brought himself to tears because of course sober!Rhett ate the last damn donut. He can and will sleepwalk to the cabinet as well.

It's horrifying.

He acts perfectly normal. Eyes open, walking normally, munching on something sugary he found. The only way to tell is by asking him a question; if he's asleep, he smiles and doesn't respond.

Please be aware that by handing him your sweet treat, you will never see it again.

💃

[nova-dracomon]

Vegan Kin Food Ideas

S'up! So, we've been seeing a lot of kin food posts, but the focus is always on meat. Then when vegan or vegetarian options are listed it's like salad + fruit and that's it. We've been vegan for some years now so here's a list of things we eat that we think others might enjoy too!

A piece of advice we found helpful is to think about the food item you miss and break it down into what exactly you miss. If you miss eating gems, is it the appearance? The crunch? Gritty texture or dry taste? In that spirit of that, our list will be largely broken up by texture/experience.

Crunch Crunch Snacks

This includes snacks/sides that get your jaws working or have a satisfying "snap" to them.

Roasted chickpeas

Kale chips

Ants on a log (celery, peanut butter and raisins)

Hummus + baby bell peppers/sugar snap peas/carrots

Granola / cereals (a lot of types are vegan, read the ingredients before purchasing)

Banana chips

Nuts + seeds

Popcorn (avoid "buttery" packages, buy plain or kettle corn)

Peanut butter pretzels (crunchy outside, delicious soft inside)

Smartie candies

Keep your cookies/chocolate bars in the fridge or freezer

Also, load cookies up with extra nuts/seeds/choco chips

Soft, but with some crunch

This section is for dishes/sides that are overall easier on the teeth, but with elements that still crunch or snap. If you're looking for recipes that combine different texture elements check these out.

Lentil nachos + nacho cheese sauce

"Crunchwrap" (quesadilla made with refried beans and homemade cheese sauce that we open and place tortilla chips and lettuce inside after grilling)

Tempeh bacon (we like this on a BLT or grilled cheese sandwich)

Crispy tofu sandwiches

Grilled asparagus

Apple slices with nut butter

Pickles

Apple turnovers

Vegan sushi (there's a ton of recipes, check out these two collections to get started X, X)

Falafel (can be used a hundred different ways, sandwiches, wraps, on it's own, etc.)

Roasted chickpeas again, but with a caveat**: You can roast them at 350 F for 30 mins and they'll be cooked enough to pop between your teeth, but soft in the center. We like to either eat them as-is or top our salads with them. (We season with salt/pepper before going into the oven, nothing else) **Must be eaten after baking, they will not keep

For the foragers in the crowd

These dishes focus more on having either multiple different foods in a visible way or a tactile element to how you eat them.

Chia pudding

Smoothie bowls

Overnight oatmeal

Trail mix

Pumpkin bars (We replace the egg with a flax egg and use vegan butter)

Chocolate chip banana monkey bread

Corn on the cob

Grilled veggie kebabs

Cranberry cilantro quinoa salad

Chili

Bush's beans and rice

Salads topped with sliced fruit, nuts, grains and/or beans

Edamame (a favorite, we love pulling out the insides with our teeth, you can get ones without the pods if they bother you)

Plant-based burgers, the kinds with the chunks of veggies (our favorite is dr. praeger's black bean quinoa burgers)

Chewy Foods

This section is for foods that work your jaw, but more in a "needing to chew" way.

Potato gnocchi

Dried fruit (comes in all different flavors, not just raisins)

Swedish fish, red vines, skittles or sour patch kids

Granola bars (a lot of types are vegan, read the ingredients before purchasing)

Thick bread-y pizza (our favorite dough recipe)

Pancakes

Chewy chocolate chip cookies

Peanut butter cookies

Baked oatmeal

Potato skins

Meat Substitutes

The most obvious way to make a dish vegan is to sub in the appropriate mock meat. We've eaten quite a few and we won't sugar-coat it: a lot of them are either going to match the taste, texture, OR look. It's hard for mock meats to copy meat 1:1, some get way closer than others, but if you go into this expecting no difference you will be disappointed.

Our two favorite brands are Impossible and Gardein. We've tried a lot of their products and have yet to eat one we don't like.

These aren't your only options though!

Beans

Falafel (deep-fried balls of ground chickpea)

Tofu

Tempeh (fermented soybeans)

Seitan (made from wheat gluten)

Jack fruit

You might have guessed based on the recipes shared, but we usually opt for beans. We haven't eaten much seitan or jack fruit, but they are options. At our local grocery stores they're sold in the "free from" section and can be brought pre-seasoned and ready to cook with. Jack fruit in particular is a popular replacement for shredded pork.

The trick with a lot of these is to marinate them. Tofu in particular so you can infuse it with flavor. Here's a few recipes we love:

Lentil and sweet potato loaf ("Neat"loaf)

Marinated tofu

Crispy tofu sandwiches

Tempeh bacon

Chili (our mom's recipe that we modified)

Soft / Squish

For things that are soft or squishy and you can slurp up.

Seaweed salad

miso soup

Pico de Gallo Black Bean Soup

"Nice" cream

Chocolate mousse

Oatmeal

Popsicles

Applesauce

Brownie batter hummus

Chia seed jam

Lavender syrup (to flavor other drinks, we use it in coffee)

Lavender lemonade (final product will be a light brown color)

Mashed potatoes + Gravy

Slow cooker apple cider

Tofu scramble

JUST egg

Non-dairy mac and cheese (our favorite brand is the upton's)

Smoothies (if you're looking for a protein powder to include, we recommend Vega)

**Just a reminder to supplement for B12 if you're consuming a vegan diet. There are some foods that are fortified with it; however, a supplement is cheap, easy to find and all-around a more reliable way to ensure you are getting enough.

[clarafyer]

I should really list my safe foods so here I go - These foods I almost always will eat. Sometimes there are days where the preference against them is so strong that I will physically gag upon just smelling them but it is a rare few foods that that happens

Meals

- Bush's chili beans - hot (if possible: with cayenne pepper, black peppercorns, and garlic power)

- Chicken tenders/boneless wings (preferably with buffalo sauce)

- Pho

- My signature Subway sandwich

- IN ORDER: Italian herb and cheese bread with turkey, bacon, provolone cheese - toast. Guacamole lettuce, chipotle southwest sauce (ask if I want onion, sometimes that preference changes)

- Kraft mac n' cheese (ORIGINAL FLAVOUR PLEASE EVERYTHING ELSE IS BAD)

- CocoWheats for breakfast almost every day

- McDonald's order: 10 pc chicken nuggets with buffalo sauce, large fry + chocolate shake if it's one of those lucky days

- Sushi (Salmon nigiri, salmon avocado rolls, Alaska rolls, dragon rolls, those frickin crunchy rolls with spicy mayo are good :) also wasabi is an absolute yes, SHRIMP IS A BIG NO EW)

- Pizza (Pepperoni, onions are a sometimes thing, buffalo sauce is common but not a dependency lol ALSO EXTRA TOMATO SAUCE IF POSSIBLE)

- Pasta (regular spaghetti or farfalle (bowtie shaped) with just butter, Cavender's seasoning, and occasionally marinera)

Snacks

- Frozen blueberries

- Spicy cheetos

- Takis (chili lime or the blue one)

- Strawberries

- Pretzels with Nutella/chocolate covered pretzels

- Goldfish (classic or flavour blasted cheddar)

- Oranges

- Chips and salsa (either my recipe or whatever's closest to almost every Mexican restaurant's salsa)

- Apples (slices are awesome but I don't care about whole ones) (ALSO ALMOST EVERY APPLE RELATED DESERT IS AMAZING)

- Saltines

- Doritos

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CURRENTLY OUT OF IDEAS BUT THIS IS ALREADY KINDA MASSIVE I THINK-? There are other foods I do like but aren't really an always thing. I used to be a looooott pickier when I was little, but before I even had any idea about being autistic, father dearest told me to at least give new foods a try and not just refuse everything, and I heeded that advice. I'm willing to try foods if they look particularly appetizing, buuuut most of the time it ends up being okay the first 2 bites and then it's bad to me

OKAY BYEEEE I'M MAINLY USING THIS AS REFERENCES TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR ME AND MY RELATIVESSSS

[bigkijan]

Do you have a favorite food?

Hmm... I love comforting breakfast foods. Extra crunchy bacon, tender juicy sausage, soft, sweet pancakes... Paired with some fruit juice... Mm!

I also really love live food. It's yummy, and little critters fill my belly up without much preparation, since all you have to do is just eat them up! A nice, easy snack, especially when you're short on time like I am often.

I've got a big sweet tooth too. I love fruity jelly treats, cookies, cakes, and other soft sweets.

My tummy's grumbling now...

-Jin T.

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #299

Today was a very cloudy and sleepy sort of autumn day - perfect for curling up under a blanket somewhere with a mug of tea or hot cocoa and something to read. I didn't exactly do that, but I did flop in front of the fireplace with my cats for a while and read various things that other people created online. I try to find my way around to wholesome places lately, and I did find a variety of things! I even saw a cute little guinea pig eating tasty guinea pig snacks, and a wonderful little picture of a praying mantis today! From the caption that was written about the mantis, I learned that the word "mantis" has its roots in Greek; it means "prophet". I never knew!

…Given the source of the photo and the caption, I wonder if you already knew, haha. This person says a lot of interesting and thoughtful things, and I feel really lucky that I get to read what they write. I try to be encouraging and write wholesome things in response from time to time. But I guess part of me worries sometimes that instead of being encouraging and heartwarming, I'm just coming across as awkward and weird.

...But then I remember that it's not my responsibility to tiptoe around others' misperceptions of me; I can't control how I'm perceived by other people. It is my job to be true to myself, to behave with integrity, and to make sure my words and actions align with my intentions. And my intentions are good.

Despite the sleepiness of the morning, and despite writing yesterday that I wasn't ready for today to start, and despite being groggy, I still woke up in good spirits! After doing various things, J went out with a friend for breakfast, so M and I went out to get breakfast somewhere, too! And do you know what!!! They had!!! Fresh!!! LEMONADE!!!!

Fresh lemonade is one of my favorite things!!! I was so happy!!!

They also had some kind of Italian wrap, with pepperoni, soppressata, and crunchy diced pancetta with provolone cheese, tomatoes, greens, and onions!!

M got some kind of breakfast pizza! It had eggs, bacon, and tomatoes on it! It looked pretty good!

I was a little sleepy afterwards; that's when I decided to chill in front of the fireplace in M's room. I get cold really easily, and today was chilly. It was nice to sit and browse the internet while surrounded by my cats. I ended up falling half asleep for a while, and that felt... correct.

Hey, Sephiroth? You wanna sit with some tea in front of a fireplace on a chilly day sometime, looking out the window at the riotously-colored autumn leaves, and talking about random things? I know it's impossible; I know. But... just think about it, okay?

In any case, after my unexpected half-nap, I had some pep in me again, so I decided to make a food and a hot cocoa!!

Some time ago, I had gotten some rainbow potatoes:

We have red ones, yellow ones, and purple ones!! And they'll all mash down to the same color, but still, looking at them makes me happy.

...Hey, Sephiroth? Do you have lots of different kinds of potatoes in your world, too? And if you do, where do they come from? In my world, they're native to a place called the Andes Mountains. The Andes Mountains are in a continent called South America. They were cultivated by the Incan and Aymaran peoples. Then some really awful people from Spain showed up (they were awful because they were genocidal maniacs... it's a long story...) and brought the potatoes back to Europe. From there, they were sent to be grown in Ireland. Then from there, Irish people brought them to North America when they immigrated there. Like this:

...It was a very long trip. My planet is very big compared to yours, I think, unless your oceans are absolutely massive and all your continents are just concentrated in a small area. The circumference around my planet's equator is about 40,075 kilometers, and our axis of rotation is tilted approximately 23.5 degrees, relative to our orbit around our sun.

...How big is Gaia, anyway? Is that even what your planet is called? What's the atmospheric composition like? Where is your equator? Is your planet's axis tilted? How similar to my planet is it? How many planets are in your solar system? And what are they all called? I wonder so many things.

Well anyway. I sauteed some broccoli in butter, and I steamed some salmon...

...I really love making salmon in my rice cooker. My rice cooker is also a steamer, and the salmon always comes out luscious and tender. It's one of my favorite things to make.

From there, I decided to mash the potatoes with some goat cheese...

...Want some? There's applesauce, too, in the middle...

I even made some hot cocoa for myself! Remember that trip we made to the Cross-Eyed Owl store and I got those weird packets of hot cocoa?

The directions say to pour the mix into 8 fluid ounces of water (one measured cup). But... we don't do that. Not in my house. In my house, we make proper hot cocoa. You don't mix it in water. You mix it in milk. Here's what 1 measured cup of milk looks like:

You heat it up in the microwave for about a minute or a minute and a half, and then you dump the powder in and mix it!

...Want some? It's pretty good!

Yesterday, I wasn't ready for today. But I decided to make something good out of it anyway. Even on groggy, sleepy days like this one, gloomy and full of clouds, we can look for the light and the love in all sorts of little things.

Sephiroth... what magic did you find today? Will you tell me about it sometime?

Well. I suppose that's it for today. It's getting pretty late, and I don't have much else rolling around in my noggin.

Are you ready for tomorrow, Sephiroth? If you're not, then that's okay; you can take my hand, and we can look for the magic within tomorrow together. It's not too difficult if you know how to look in the little places for all the sparks of delight hidden there.

Anyway. Please do stay safe out there as you do your things. You gotta march on to a tomorrow that you've never seen before - a tomorrow that exists in the colors and shapes of your dreams.

I love you. And I'll write again tomorrow.

Your friend, Lumine

[amu-brain-dump]

🎤 top five crisps and/or top five chocolate bars

Alright so this has been unreasonably difficult 😩 and because of that I'm gonna rant.

1. Bugles 3D / the rest in no particular order: Munchitos original, Pringles tortilla nacho cheese, Cheetos pelotazos (football), Lays campesinas

Bugles 3D have been my favourite since I can remember, and I'm talking about the original cheese & bacon flavour. Nowadays there are more flavours that are still good but nothing compares with the OG. And the shape is so much fun!

I was debating including these ones because this is basically doxxing myself, but whatever I don't live there anymore and there are 7 islands anyway 🤣 Munchitos is a regional brand of crisps from the Canary Islands, Spain where I grew up. These are incidentally my sister's favourites too. At first glance there is nothing special about them, typical original salted crisps every brand has but these are different. They're huge (when not broken xD) like half of the size of my palm, and they have a very light and crunchy texture, more so than other crisps I've had. Also, very addictive.

Cheetos really knows what's good when talking about crisps, but these ones are out of this world amazing. Cheese flavour and very dusty, they're all crunchy and since they're small balls you can put so many in your mouth at once 😁

Pringles made a mistake discontinuing the Tortilla series, they were all bomb especially the nacho cheese ones. Much more flavour than the regular plain Pringles in my opinion. I still like the regular flavours but if the day comes where they bring these back I'm gonna restock like in a zombie apocalipse

Lays campesinas (translates to countryside, rural kind of thing) taste like tomato and pepper and herbs... It's a very homey kind of taste that I have not found in any other crisps unfortunately. It's a bit hard ro explain because I haven't had them is a long time.

At this point is more a sad joke than anything but it is very true that I can't get my favourite foods easily here in the UK, not even snack ... Cause 4/5 of these are not easily available around here. The Cheetos were in Asda for a couple of months 2 years ago but not anymore. And the original Bugles are almost non existent since I can only get them in specific foreign stores. But I make do with what's around here 🥲

[sl33py-g4m3r]

making a record of every dairy thing in my apartment to attempt to chart how fast it's gonna be to get rid of, mainly by eating; but I guess I can put some in the donation box at the park for people~~ the unopened stuff of course~~

goobers x 5 (a candy consisting of milk chocolate balls w peanuts in them. initially bought cause I tried them and they hit really good, then I stopped eating them, lol. and one of them is open)

store brand pasta sides (there are 2 rice too) x 12 (i like to stock up on things cause I don't go to the store that often mainly cause I'm blind legally and can't drive)

boxes of macaroni and cheese x 3

2 bags of doritos and one of store brand loaded potato chips (which I'm surprised don't have bacon or lard in them and are actually vegetarian)

2 of pringles I just bought (sour cream and onion and ranch)

2 of some crunchy puffed pea snacks bought at the dollar tree (calbee brand i think? they're so good and have a lot of fibre for a puffed snack like that!)

3 open containers of ice cream (that I'm sadly not eating cause I learned I don't like it that much so it's hard for me to eat)

2 jars of great value nutella with one being half gone

a mainly used tube thing of Parmesan cheese (which may not be vegetarian based on what and how rennet is used idk)

4 of some spreadable cheese (gourmet w herbs, one of them is open the other 3 are sealed in plastic and not open, bought at a discount store on impulse a while ago)

25 individual packets of swiss miss hot cocoa mix

a big bag of trail mix that has m&ms in it (are those even vegetarian? don't they use shellac for the candy coating or was that other candies instead?)

a partially used jar of alfredo sauce

a partially ate fluffy cheesecake kind of pie

and I think 2 partially used containers of popcorn salt

all the other butter type stuff/margirine/cheese that I have is vegan stuff that was given out at commodities when mom and a neighbour went~~ mom knew that I keep trying to go vegan and gave them to me~~ she even gave me some vegan (i think they're vegan I could be mistaken and they're just vegetarian) sausage patties too~~ and seasoned seitan (that idk where on earth to find anywhere at all; could buy vital wheat gluten and chickpea flour and attempt to make my own again. but whenever I make it I don't like it and can't figure out whether I don't like seitan or just made it wrong~~ made it homemade with just flour once~~ so if you want a good arm work out, try it, lol didn't like that either sadly for the above)

it's cool commodities is giving out vegan stuff sometimes~~ but she hadn't went in a long time~~

I feel this is going to tale a lot longer than I think it will~~ I guess just slowly and consistently use them and not feel bad for doing so? cause hopefully even being a vegetarian would still help fight global warming and stuff~~

and I've been a vegetarian for almost the entirety of this year~~~~ wooooooooo~~!!!!! I say almost cause the year isn't over~~~ and some many months last year too~~~

longest time ever that I've successfully been vegetarian~~~ like over 200 days~~~ cause I use a counter app to track the days and I've switched counters back and forth a few times trying to find a good one~~ Meatless is pretty good~~~ used to use Quit Meat but it wants you to log every animal food you consume and I felt that was too tedious~~~ Meatless just lets you log what meat if any you consume and hit either the plant based, or hit the egg/dairy buttons when you want to log a day as vegan or vegetarian. and it lets you choose what country you're in to give you relevant stats to your country~~

plopping another question here at the end cause I'm unsure if it's actually animal or not~~ I have some fleece blankets; and I thought fleece was the name for wool or some other animal derived fabric~~~ unless fleece means something that's non animal too.... they're light fluffy and warm blankets~~ so.... is it animal fleece or more than likely something else and still fine to use?

asked reddit a while ago when I went on r/vegan (cause r/vegetarian was barred by a filter or restriction and wouldn't let me post at all~~ why is reddit so locked down in this manner? it sucks~~ I don't like reddit~~

I've come so far over the course of a little more than half a year~~~ I no longer see meat as a valid food choice~~~~ or gelatine~~~~

a lot longer than I was when I first tried back in 2013 when I went vegan on a whim~~ lasted a couple of months, didn't know what I was doing, and went back to eating meat. repeat process endlessly until this time hopefully~~~

proud of myself for making it this far this time~~ and not going back to eating meat~~ cause when I did that, I'd feel like a hypocrite and deem myself a failure. But I'm not a failure cause I kept trying~~ I keep trying~~

so much so that the vitamins I take for in general vitamin, and the vitamin D the doctor wanted me on are vegan~~~

I still feel like a baby vegan even after all the time I've tried and failed in the past ~~ T_T;;

[the-oceankin-collective]

Salty recipes

For a taste of the ocean.

Vegetarian recipes

1. Salted caramel popcorn

I’ve personally had this and it’s delicious

2. Chocolate covered potato chips

Yet another one I have had. it’s a bit of a acquired taste

3. mozzarella sticks

Yet another one I have had. they are best freshly cooked

4. Pasta with garlic and oil

For this if you don’t have/want spinach

Just add some salt.

Meat recipes

1. Sausage, kale and chilli pasta

Add some salt and it should be delicious.

2. Salt cod with root vegetables, cream and bacon.

I haven’t tried this but it sounds good

3. Steak and ale pie

It tastes good. But Personally I’m not fond of meat

Hope you find something you like.

(🦭mod Zeph)

[bluepoodle7]

#PizzaHut #PizzaHutMyHutBox#PizzaHutCheeseburgerPizzaMeltWithBurgerDippingSauce #PizzaHutHoneyBBQBoneOutWings #LemonPepperFries #SeasonedFries#PizzaLikeSandwich#PizzaMeltsWithSidesReview

I tried the Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Pizza Melt My Hut Box With Burger Dipping Sauce and the Honey BBQ Bone Out Wings this was pretty good.

The Lemon Pepper Fries were pretty good.

The cheeseburger melt, honey BBQ bone out wings, and lemon pepper fries were microwaved.

(The Cheeseburger Pizza Melt With The Burger Sauce and The BBQ Bone Out Wings Pizza Hut Box weighed grams together.)

(The Cheeseburger Pizza Melt weighed 315 grams and didn't get any burger sauce with my melt.)

(The BBQ Bone Out Wings weighed 127 grams.)

(The Lemon Pepper Fries weighed 130 grams.)

The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Pizza Melt My Hut Box With Burger Dipping Sauce Honey BBQ Bone Out Wings.

The full melts come in one rectange box and one small square box like the seasoned fries would come in.

This melt's crust was was crunchy on the outside while soft on the inside and had a dry snack cracker taste.

Then cheese on top is like a parmesan cheese and reminded me of the Papa Johns papadia but these Pizza Hut melts don't have sauce inside the melts.

The burger beef pieces with the applewood smoked back pieces was firm but soft and has seasonings.

The bacon bits were firm and chewy in texture and the white onions were crunchy.

The white cheese was light tasting and I wish this melt had burger sauce inside the melt just in case the Pizza Hut you go to forgets the sauce.

And this melt wasn't greasy in texture from the melt which is nice.

This melt tasted baked and not fried.

This melt was lightly salty.

I would try this melt again but with burger dipping sauce to just review that sauce but without the sauce this melt is well seasoned.

The Honey BBQ Bone Out Wings sauce was lightly sweet and salty in tastes.

The bone out wings were firm and chewy in texture while having a light white meat taste.

These are just those Tyson BBQ chicken nuggets or pieces in sauce.

These were lightly sweet and salty.

The Lemon Pepper Fries were firm and soft in texture and were a little crunchy in texture on the outside of these fries.

The lemon was light tasting and lightly pepper in taste with a lightly soft potato taste inside of the fries.

These lemon pepper fries were lightly salty.

I would eat this meal again.

The calories if you need them.

[ciaossu-imagines]

From day 16 of the event, I used number 56 from prompt 5 for the Sanzo-Ikkou from Saiyuki! These were such fun things to think about, something I would honestly never have thought about otherwise, and it was interesting to think about such mundane little things for the characters, to flesh them out just a bit more. I hope you’ll enjoy, my loves!

What do you like on your toast?

Sanzo, if toast was part of the cuisine of his everyday life, would definitely actually be rather partial to it both for breakfast and as a late-night or bedtime snack. Toast is nice and simple while being filling and it can be topped in a variety of ways so that you don’t grow sick of it.

With Sanzo, he’s definitely someone who is finicky about how toasted the bread has to be though. He doesn’t like ‘lightly toasted’, where it’s basically just warm and soft bread. He also will plain out refuse to eat toast that is burnt or too hard. It needs to be that perfect in between where the toast is golden brown with no black or super dark spots, just crispy enough to feel right but not rock hard.

Sanzo does switch up what he eats on his toast. He thinks there’s no way you can go wrong with just plain buttered toast, of course, but that gets boring after a while. He’ll also sometimes eat toast with just mayo on it like the weirdo he is. He’s not a fan of sweet jams and such, but he does like molasses on buttered toast when he’s in the mood for something sweeter.

Goku loves food. He’s not really a picky eater, with there being very few things he won’t eat. He loves toast, though it’s not normally what he chooses for breakfast. If someone makes him some though, he’s going to be really happy and will gladly eat it. It’s just that he doesn’t find that it fills him up enough to have as an actual meal.

He likes it at a middle stage in between warm bread but a little less than perfectly golden brown. He really gets into trying different toppings on top of his toast. He doesn’t prefer just plain butter since there’s a whole world out there full of things to put on toast. He likes toast topped with mayo and tomatoes. Bacon sandwiches made out of a couple slices of buttered toast and some bacon? Much better than just plain buttered toast. He’s a bit of a child and would definitely love cinnamon sugar toast and fairy toast both.

Hakkai doesn’t mind toast, but it’s not something he goes out of his way to make. It’s very, very rare for him to resort to toast as a meal or a snack. It’s actually because he tends to prefer just plain bread, without it being toasted. He loves fresh baked bread, topped with creamy butter and some sort of sweet fruit jam, probably made by Hakkai himself.

Gojyo doesn’t actually like toast all that much at all. It’s not something he thinks to make for himself, but if someone else makes it for him and it’s all that’s possibly available, he’ll eat it. He’s just not a huge fan of the plainness of the meal.

When he does eat toast, he actually prefers it just a little bit burnt. Not like, smoking and completely charred, but some burnt bits here and there makes it taste better to him, because there’s a stronger flavour.

Because he does find toast plain, Gojyo tends to rely heavily on toppings to give it flavour. I do think he’s a peanut butter man all the way and prefers crunchy peanut butter.

If he wants something sweet, he’s a honey on buttered toast kind of guy and actually might enjoy trying out the different varieties of honey to see if there’s actually a flavour difference between them.

[abookishdreamer]

Character Intro: Krysothemis (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Kristy by her family & friends

Age- 11 (immortal)

Location- Hearthwood neighborhood, New Olympus

Personality- She's a wallflower through & through- shy, introverted, and actively avoiding being in the spotlight. In social groups & situations, she's rather be around beings she knows and is comfortable with than with beings she doesn't know.

After her induction ceremony in a few years, her official title will be demi-goddess of the harvest festival. As of now her current powers/abilities are limited photokinesis and limited chlorokinesis- as it pertains to wallflowers, trees, & daffodils.

Kristy is a fraternal twin. She's the older sibling by thirteen minutes. Her twin is her brother E.B (Eubouleus II). Their father is Karmanor (demi-god of the harvest). Other members of her immediate family includes her grandparents- Eubouleus (god of the swine & ploughing) and his wife Baubo (nicknamed Barbie), her aunt Karme (demi-goddess of the harvest), & her cousin Britomartis (goddess of mountains, hunting, & fishing nets).

Kristy, her brother, and their father live on their small 10 acre farm in the Hearthwood neighborhood of New Olympus. Sometimes to her it doesn't feel like she lives in the biggest city in all of Olympius. The walls of her bedroom is covered in gold wallflower patterned wallpaper while the furniture pieces & flooring are a light cedarwood. The windows are covered in white lace curtains and there's also a canopy bed. On the farm, there's a spot that Kristy deems "her oasis." There's a canopy tree where a swing hangs from that she sits on for hours at a time when she wants to be alone.

Notable physical features include her peachy skin, long straight wheat blonde hair, & her hazel green eyes.

On the farm, Kristy has her own horse named Meadow. Sometimes in the early morning, she loves riding Meadow around the farm.

A favorite piece of jewelry that she always wears is the gold cornucopia pearl charm necklace that was gifted to her after she was born by her grandfather.

A go-to drink for her is her dad's homemade lemonade. She also likes homemade sweet tea, lemon infused mineral water, ginger ale, apple cider, white grape juice, and peach juice. Her favorite thing to get from The Roasted Bean is a cafe au lait.

Kristy is still getting used to her braces, having got them last year. when having her picture taken, she's aware of how she trains her mouth to smile. She had the braces put on by Paean (goddess of physicians).

Apples, peaches, white grapes, & lemons are her favorite fruits.

Kristy loves when her dad makes breakfast- laying out a HUGE spread of buttermilk vanilla spice pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage gravy, cheesy grits, buttermilk biscuits, and hash browns. During school days she'll settle for toasted slices of wheat bread topped with lemon jam, a breakfast granola bar, or a bowl of Golly Grains cereal- her favorite flavors being cinnamon oat crunch & the crunchy pecan flakes.

She hates the fact that she looks more like her mother than E.B, who's essentially their dad's clone.

Kristy doesn't know much about her biological mother Birdie (who was a dryad)- except through what little her dad told her, eavesdropping on conversations had by other family members, and a faded polaroid photograph of her at the beach, smiling ear-to-ear, her short light honey blonde hair covered by a giant sun hat, & her hand caressing her pregnant belly. Kristy has no idea why Birdie left her, her brother, and her father. Was Kristy & E.B at fault? Were they too demanding as babies? Were they even possible to love? Most of Kristy's thoughts and feelings about her mother is put down onto the pages of her journal. Sometimes at night when she's looking at the sky from her bedroom window, she wonders if her mother is looking at the same sky or if she's even alive.

Wallflowers & daffodils are her favorite flowers!

She loves snacking on pretzels, shelled sunflower seeds, peanut butter granola bars, and unshelled pumpkin seeds.

Kristy adores her father Karmanor. She feels bad that he feels the need to overcompensate to make up for her mother's absence. She loves how genuinely involved her father is and how comfortable she feels to talk to him about almost anything. Kristy looks forward to their time together- a day spent by having tea and macarons at the Grand Eaglepoint Hotel, sharing cotton candy at the Candycloud shop, & then a trip to the Pterýgio & Kýlisi bookstore, where Karmanor will buy her a few new books. She's also appreciative that her dad taught her how to cook with Kristy's specialties being her creamy white cheddar & sour cream mac n' cheese, corn pudding, and chicken fried steak topped with sausage gravy.

Much like her dad, her favorite frozen treat is butter pecan ice cream. She prefers making the ice cream herself at home with the limited edition Hearth's Kitchen old fashioned ice cream maker! Kristy actually enjoys turning the crank.

Her & her brother E.B are as close as any pair of twins. They look out for eack other and are always honest with each other. Sometimes E.B's more optimistic and hopeful temperament gets on her nerves, but Kristy knows it comes from a good place. He has even taught her how to fish.

A guilty pleasure for her are a large order of cajun fries with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders (with hot honey dipping sauce) from Olympic Chef.

She, her brother, and their dad has traveled quite a bit- often to Crete to see extended family. Kristy loves seeing her grandpa, Barbie, & Auntie K at the barbeques Eubouleus hosts. She helps out Karme and Barbie in the kitchen & will even exchange a few words with Britomartis. Kristy will eat a hot dog or two or three- topped with honey mustard, relish, & BBQ sauce.

Even with her mother's absence, she's appreciative of all the other maternal figures in her life. Even though she's a dryad, Kristy adores Barbie's larger-than-life personality, her wicked sense of humor, her infectious laugh, her bosom heavy hugs, and her delicious buttermilk pie. One time while in Crete, Barbie took Kristy on a girl's day out which consists of going to a beauty salon for mani-pedis & matching super curly updos. She even gifted Kristy a pair of pink suede cowboy boots.

Her and her family have also been to Achaea, the highlight being the Achaean Beignet festival.

She's been to Eleusis a few times to visit Karme. They'll often tend to her garden, check out a farmer's market, and go shopping. Afterwards, Kristy will help out her aunt prepare her most well known dessert- the peach bourbon upside-down bundt cake. She's never been to the Cornucopia festival before.

Kristy enjoys reading, having ammased quite the book collection. From the sweet & fluffy young adult contemporary novels written by Erato (muse of love poetry) to the romantic historical fiction novels written by Philyra (goddess of perfume, paper, & beauty).

She has a couple of hidden talents. Kristy is actually a pretty good singer. She has only sung in front of her family once, but is always singing to herself in her room while listening to music. She has also started up guitar lessons- being taught by Euterpe (muse of music & lyric poetry). Karmanor bought Kristy an acoustic guitar from Lyre Center.

Kristy & her brother attend an esteemed private middle school in the city. They're sixth graders. One godly student that they're both friends with is Philia (goddess of friendship). Kristy is also aware of the other godlings in the school like Dysis (goddess of the sunset), Pandia (goddess of the full moon), Epidotes (god of purity), Pompe (goddess of rites), Achelois (goddess of the moon & comfort), Telete (goddess of prayers), Calocagathia (Aggie) (goddess of nobility & goodness), Thespios (god of acting), Deucalion, Anaideia (goddess of ruthlessness, shamelessness, & unforgiveness), and Thrasos (god of boldness, insolence, recklessness, & courage).

Her own friend group consists of identical twin anthousai named Camellia & Cassia, a mortal girl named Xanthe, as well as an anthousai boy named Florian.

Her favorite classes are home economics, literature, science, & art.

Outside of school, she also likes to hang out and is friends with Philia's younger sister Xenia (goddess of hospitality).

In the pantheon Kristy likes & respects some of her dad's friends like Pathos (god of emotion), Thilasmós (goddess of nursing), and her noná Pherusa (goddess of substance & farm estates). She's super stylish, makes the best fruit parfaits, and is mother to Kristy's all-time favorite musical act, The Gypsy Belles, otherwise known as The Seasonal Goddesses- Thallo (goddess of spring & new growth), Auxo (goddess of summer, vegetation, & plants), and Carpo (goddess of autumn & fruits). Kristy also likes Hestia (goddess of the hearth), Demeter (goddess of the harvest & agriculture), Eunostos (goddess of the flour mill), and Promylaia.

At her most recent birthday she was gifted with a golden pumpkin jeweled Diamond Ave. clutch from her noná.

Kristy baked 100 hummingbird brownies, which her & her brother sold at their school's annual bake sale.

Her other favorite music artists to listen to include M9 (The Muses), Eurydice (a dryad rapper/singer), and Apollo (god of the sun, music, poetry, healing, medicine, archery, plague, light, & knowledge).

She owns all the CDs & vinyl records as well as having all the music downloads of The Gypsy Belles. Their hit song "Champagne Wishes" is the ringtone of her smartphone. In a couple of months Kristy's dad will take her, Philia, Xenia, and Xanthe to see them in concert at Acropolis Square Garden.

Kristy can speak a little Old Greek & Minoan.

In her free time she enjoys doing embroidery, bike riding, doing lanyard, cooking, baking, tending to the farm, hanging out with friends, baseball, and swimming.

Kristy's all time favorite meal is a plate of fried chicken, her creamy white cheddar & sour cream mac n' cheese, and sauteed collard greens & kale.

"When the harvest moon rises, all troubles seem to disappear."