#Anon is on

[bbeeew-boodles]

Anyone else been playing that one game

(Au is essentially instead of wenda going insane it was gray)

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

I feel like this break is a good chance to connect with people about other common interests we may have, I'd love to hear what other fandoms y'all are in, what other music you listen to, what shows you watch, what content creators you follow, what hobbies or crafts you do in your free time, what niche interests you have?? Please tell me!!

[nevergayonmain]

And what if I want to be a brat?

What then?

[thekinkymadscientist]

Please send me hypnokinky writing prompts and ideas in the asks!

[pillarsalt]

I'm trapped in bed with some sort of ridiculous illness, send me questions or tell me about something cool.

[theoddest1]

Also hard proof are u a dumbass there is no proof of that guy saying that school hates the women. He has no photos No other students you are sad.

Point to where I said there was proof, let alone HARD proof? Also, hey, um...I actually SPOKE with someone who DID go to SVA when Viv did....TWO actually...what that person said lines up with their accounts.

But yeah, sure, be the dumbass who will blindly believe the person who has had SEVERAL PEOPLE have bad experiences with her and have various kinds of proof. Lmao, y'all sure love projecting your insecurities onto others.🤭

[edgepunk]

hey I don't have much work to do and I'm bored send me your Spider-Man hot takes

[choccy-zefirka]

Ask bait yeehaw

[nevergayonmain]

Can I beg for horny asks again?

I'm just so needy, I want them so bad. Please, pleeeeease!!!!

[licentiousdollboy]

Home alone this weekend trying to be productive. Gonna do laundry and school assignments with a toy in my little boycunt💕

[treeman429]

Hiiiii

I am collecting soup recipes so I can make as much soup as possible this year and rank them in a spread sheet! If you have a suggestion or recipe you'd like me to try, comment of DM me :3

[littledevilgirl]

Gorgeous eyes :O ;) .. and boobs, not gonna lie :P

Whyyyy thank you🥰😋😘

[loudlittledemon]

Alright fuck it y’all are getting a drone post. I’m gonna spew my recent hyperfixation because it’s tumblr and where else would I. Anyway I don’t sincerely believe aliens are going to invade, but I collect conspiracy theories like baseball cards and I have no one else to talk about them to.

There are two objects we will be covering.

1. The drones (and briefly the drones)

2. The orbs

The orbs were spotted first almost over a year ago in Virginia, USA. Quickly forgotten about. The drone swarms have been happening in New Jersey USA for almost 3 months now, the police have gotten over 3,000 calls about them. Then there was an orb that appeared hovering feet off the runway at a uk air base. Then the drones came after. An orb appeared recently in New York I think, and then the drones appeared.

So here’s my theory. The drones are ours. They aren’t foreign tech. We shot the Chinese weather balloon down within a week, and it was…it was a fuckin balloon. Oooh scary. Ahem. For some reason, the USA is not revealing what these drones are. We (royal we) have said we don’t know what they are but ‘they aren’t a threat’. Of course, how the heck do we know *that* if we don’t know what they are? (Also pls note the USA is not a stranger to experimenting on their own communities of people so this could just be a really weird test)

Then there was a statement released a few days ago that the uap sightings had ‘included’ drones (military and civilian) and planes (military and civilian). But the included is really getting me. Okay, so those were in the list. WHAT ELSE WAS ON THE LIST what else is included??? The fast drones that pilots have seen over the ocean are from the secret alien facility in the ocean from that 4chan leak. (Kinda think it’s got some heft kinda don’t, anyway I don’t pay much mind to it but it’s a fun one)

Anyway. So yes, we aren’t shooting the drones down because they are ours and they are monitoring the orbs. Now, the orbs. Those bitches crazy! Fast, weirdly so. Able to incapacitate drones that fly within a specific radius of it, either shooting them up into the sky so they lose contact and plummet or they just catch on fire and plummet. And the USA/UK hasn’t shot the orbs down because they don’t want to anger the orbs owners, whether it’s aliens or another country (however my favorite theory is that we haven’t shot them down because we can’t. they can’t be destroyed). (Note: if the ocean lab *is* related then the tinier drones are the USA’s and the bigger, flat sedan-ish type drones are theirs but again, that feels like too much string connecting. Feel free to input your own opinion if you’ve made it this far you fucking champion and my new best friend. Anon is on if shy.

Also might be unrelated but we’ve had weird ufo/uap sightings every time nuclear material was lost (don’t fucking ask me how that happens I have no idea), and some was recently lost on the east coast of the states. But anyway I have no one to rant about this to.

[icarus-suraki]

1, 7, and 9 for the movie ask!

It occurs to me that I could just answer Goncharov (1972) for all of these…

Movie Questions Ask Bait!

->what is your favorite film of all time? Very possibly Mad Max: Fury Road. That movie rewired my brain. That movie scraped the rust off my soul. That movie sneaked up behind me and stole my spine. And it was great.

I literally went to see it in the theater seven (7) times. Seven. If you dig back in my blog here to June 2015, you'll see that this place was full of Fury Road. Stills, gifs, music, meta, fic, shitposts, all of it. All of it.

Sidebar: I think my absolute love of Fury Road is what's keeping me from wanting to see the new Furiosa prequel: Fury Road didn't explain everything to death so we, the fandom, had a great time imagining explanations or making things up. We dissected that movie and we also left it alone. I don't want to know too much. I like that world being left a partial mystery. We, like Max, get thrown into it and we're both figuring out how it works as the story progresses. I love that.

I can't exactly explain why I love it so much. The colors, the action, the fight scenes, the music (holy shit the music), the characters, the weirdness, the story itself, the callbacks and parallels, the newness and the oldness of it (it really is a train robbery movie at its core), the sense (ultimately) of hope, the presences of women (old women even!) in action roles… Something about it, maybe everything about it, were just perfect for me at that time and in that place.

Yeah. Favorite movie ever.

->name a movie you’re emotionally attached to? There's so many ways I could take this. Positive attachment? Negative attachment? Very Strange Time in My Life attachment?

Like, I know I can never watch L'Illusionniste, Les Triplettes de Belleville, or Grave of the Fireflies again because I cried just too fucking hard at each of them, which I think is an emotional attachment.

Or I could say the Lord of the Rings movies (all of them). They came out when I was in college and a handful of us were counting down the days to the premiere, watching this miniscule clip of video taken by a fan from a train that showed a glimpse of the Minas Tirith set endlessly, gobbling up any news or leak or rumor about production on Livejournal, engaging in the fandom of that era (which was a whole thing in and of itself), even going to midnight local premiers. So while I'm not a huge fan of the movies, they certainly were a constant presence in my undergrad days.

Or it could be the other movies that rewired my brain: Mad Max: Fury Road (see above), Princess Mononoke (baby's first Studio Ghibli film in 1999 at the local art house theater), Star Wars (only episodes 4, 5, and 6 though; I kind of deny that any others exist), Kiki's Delivery Service (which I had on VHS in college and would watch when I was stressed and depressed because I love the city), Voices of a Distant Star (the concept really got me)…

Or it could be the kids' movies from my own childhood, you know? Robin Hood (1973) is very near and dear to my heart. And Panda and the Magic Serpent is what started me down the weaboo road way back when I was 6 years old.

There's so many possible answers here. But that's a few movies I have emotional attachments to. How's that?

->guilty pleasure movie? Do I have to? Okay, okay, okay: I like a good cheesy, gory giallo movie, red tempra paint blood and all. Spaghetti westerns are amazing with their half-understandings or misunderstandings of USAmerican history to the point that it becomes something different, something bigger and more epic (I love The Good, The Bad and the Ugly so much). Martial arts movies full of dramatic scenes and wire-fu are so much fun (and I get to practice my Mandarin or my Japanese). Gothic drama, especially from the 1990s, is great like the original IwtV, Crimson Peak, The Crow…

But I paid actual, real, hard-earned money for a (digital) copy of Bloodsport and it's so bad. It's so bad! But I love it--maybe as much for meta reasons as anything.

Like, the whole thing is based on this Canadian-American guy Frank Dux's memoirs about being trained in ninjutsu by a mysterious Senzo "Tiger" Tanaka (who probably didn't exist at all and has the same name as a character in You Only Live Twice) and then going on to compete in this international full-contact underground martial arts competition in Hong King (the "Kumite"). Oh and he was also in the military at the time, doing covert missions, so he had to go AWOL to fight in this competition of course. Which he does without being caught. And he keeps outsmarting the CID officers (one of whom is played by a young Forest Whitaker) when they chase him to Hong Kong, meanwhile picking up an April O'Neill-style beautiful American journalist ("reporter" because it's the 1980s).

The whole thing is so clearly ridiculous bullshit but it's marketed as being based on a true story because Frank Dux insisted his bullshit was true. And it was produced by Cannon Films, which is another can of worms entirely (I highly recommend the documentary Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films for more backstory on the company; it is bonkers). And did I mention that Frank Dux is played by Jean-Claude van Damme? And yes he does do the most epic of splits.

And the whole thing is simultaneously so deep in meta layers (self-proclaimed martial arts masters, which ties into Count Dante and the dojo wars, Frank Dux's amazing bullshit and stolen valor, Cannon Films) and yet so incredibly shallow at the same time.

There's minimal plot, zero depth to the characters, massively long flashback sequences, even longer training montages, a totally ridiculous amalgamation of Chinese, Japanese, and Korean cultures into just "Asian Culture," the dubbing in some scenes is practically criminal, there's minimal exploration of the location (Hong fucking Kong!!!) outside of a chase and a throwaway scene about bad restaurant food, and even the fight scenes during the tournament aren't really all that great.

But the Kowloon Walled City gets some screentime (except that it's just a set sometimes). And there are tons of locally-hired extras and bit players, along with a slew of international actors and/or actual martial artists, even if a lot of them have been cast as nationalities other than their own???--like Bernard Mariano, who is Filipino by descent but was born in Hong Kong, had no martial arts experience but got scouted while he was working out, was cast as a "Middle Eastern" fighter named Hossein, but used his pay from the movie for university classes to go on to be an English teacher in Hong Kong. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme is busy taking his shirt off and wearing super tight spandex underwear (he snaps them in one scene; you're welcome). Leah Ayres is a "reporter," which is really "journalist" and one of the few adventurous jobs acceptable for women in 1980s movies to have, who maybe lives in Hong Kong or maybe doesn't but she's super cute and deserves better than she got in the script; she's The Girl (Leah Ayres is now into pseudoscience). And Donald Gibb is playing this American bar brawler who somehow got invited to this elite fighting tournament and he looks like Kurt Russell in The Thing if he were still infected by the Thing and living out on the ice alone.

Like, I could just keep going. I love this shit. There is so little that's "good" in terms of filmmaking, scriptwriting, cinematography, anything in this movie and yet it entertains the fuck out of me.

Hence: guilty pleasure film.

[nightmaregirl]

cover my mouth while you fuck me, put your fingers down my throat even... just keep my pretty little mouth shut.

i promise i like it♡

Xx