28 y/old she/her. Queer af. I just really like aliens, man. Current Hyperfixation: kylux Fandoms: Dune, Star Wars, Witcher, Good Omens, TWD, Penny Dreadful, BG3. Shameless monsterfucker
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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time
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the tiefling kids are the best part of act 1
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I just got ✨fired✨
Lmao
technically I was ‘let go’ but either way 🤷🏼♀️
#it’s okay it’s actually kind of funny#I knew this job wouldn’t last#business was circling the drain when I started#watching them make increasingly bad decisions was entertaining at the least
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE
say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!
compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
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Watched “A Quiet Place” last night and my stomach growled the whole time like okay we get it I would die… anyway here’s a poll!
#a quiet place#horror movies#movie polls#tumblr poll#quite honestly I’d die by snoring#I snore so freaking loud lmao
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First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
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Feels like Tumblr is the right audience for this one
#I’m so glad I watched the whole thing#that was freaking hilarious#ole worm#yes now I also need to know of him#TikTok#video
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A hand on the heart
When I’m the wolf until your lambs bleed
Life lives in the dark
But you joke and you kid about the light in me
Lay dow, lay down, lay down - no talking
Stand up, stand up, stand up - start walking
You run and you run and you run
And there’s no time to think
No time to breathe
No time at all
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Zoomed in I die by Missionaries. Spin I die by polyamory. What a world
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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getting one (1) note from the Rare Mutual is like


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Moomin (1990-1991)
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