#Also this is like

[cynicallyneutral]

sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?

naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke

sakura: 🫢

ino: 🤣

sasuke: ❔

[collectortruther]

Fordsy, nobody else really gets you, do they? Without me, you'll always feel unseen, surrounded by dolts who don't recognize your true potential. You've always felt alone in a crowd, haven't you?

Even if you got rid of me, you'd miss me. Admit it, you'd miss me.

[nibinsects]

right now, nothing is stopping me

[frankenjoly]

Rain + kunichuuranzai 😌

“Told you.” Was the first thing Kunikida said when both Dazai and Ranpo let out a synchronized groan upon seeing the rain still going strong. 

He had insisted on how everyone should get their own umbrella to minimize the risk of someone getting wet, to the point of sounding repetitive to even himself. And yet, though not surprisingly, those two had counted on being helped out instead of heeding his advice. The funniest part? That would come soon enough, a bit after Dazai ended up being the one being actually scolded while Ranpo got away with it.

Because some things never change even after starting dating, and because Chûya was with them too and would never pass up a chance to get on Kunikida’s side. Or to call out Dazai.  More so if he could do both if one sitting.

“You should’ve listened to Doppo, duh.”

“Why are you just looking at me? Ranpo didn’t bring one either.” Dazai pouted in an exaggerated manner, as he tended to do in moments like that.

“Why? ‘Cause I’m the most special one, c’mon.” Ranpo added, only half-joking; both at work and with their partners, he was always very much spoiled, and none of them could deny having contributed.

“You’re lucky you’re pretty. Both of you.” Chûya continued, making everyone snort and stopping to reach for not one but two foldable umbrellas from his backpack while Kunikida himself did the same. “If not we wouldn’t have brought extra for you pampered lil’ shits.” Well, Kunikida couldn’t have resisted doing it anyway, but he wasn’t going to add that.

Nor did he have time to do so, since in a matter of seconds Dazai and Ranpo were all over him and Chûya, showering them with praise and some kisses.

“See?” They said, so much in sync the whole thing might as well have been rehearsed. Of course not, those two didn’t need it. “We can always count on you!”

(Also on ao3.)

[gayalanwake]

drawing board on the discord call . sadly the yuri was not directed @ me but what if we like pretended

[kingtylerproductions]

Cringetober Day 8: Dead Meme

Dem in that black dress

[animentality]

As per usual, I am LATE.

But I have posted my newest Durgetash brainrot fic.

And it's a multi-chapter one, so...

I imagine I will try to be consistent with how often I update it...I imagine I will fail.

But I have every intention of at least updating either every week, or every two weeks, should disastrous things happen, or if I simply need a break to think of more disgusting ideas.

Sooooo.

With that being said.

MIND THE TAGS AGAIN PLEASE. THANK YOU.

Link:

Pairing: (Trans male) Dark Urge x Gortash

Warnings: Sex and swearing. Also, mind the tags on AO3. Not present yet, but I have every intention of being disgusting.

Summary:

The Dark Urge does not remember Enver Gortash, but the lordling refuses to accept that. He will force him to remember what they were to one another, before his memories were carved out. Whether he wants to remember or not.

[linterteatime]

And keep on dreaming ☪︎⋆ ˚✩ ⋆｡˚

[rendoa-blog]

Heres more gacha things, specifically something that I made for Icarus because it's funny and we've been talking about it lmfao

So let's go left to right!

We have Bleaaach burninggggg because Icarus fucking hatessss himmmm (I have receipts.), we have Icarus's silly guy, we have Charaaaa(Imv!Cross) we have meeee and then Havoc(MergeM!Killer) gets thrown in!

[eldrigeonsss]

ETHERGANG LOOK AT THEM :(((

[antisocialgaycat]

guess which bad bitch has decided to start journaling again

(its me)

take your bets how long this will last

[momentokori]

my wife,,,,,,,

BOY!!

[fuluv]

made my own philip & caleb playlist cus i didn't like the ones i found on spotify 😭

it's mostly philip centric with some caleb crumbs

[chicgeekgirl89]

Seven-ish Sentence Sunday!

@carlos-in-glasses, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, and @irispurpurea thanks for the tags!!

From my first husbands era fic:

“Where was your ring?”

T.K. reaches into his shirt. “Right here.”

The ring dangles on the chain that contains his New York medallion. Always close to his heart, even when he can’t wear it on his finger.

“You didn’t put it back on after work?”

“I must have forgotten,” T.K. tells him, trying for innocent and coy.

Carlos leans forward a little bit, hooking his finger into the chain and using it to draw T.K. toward him. “I think you’re lying to me Tyler.”

[frankenjoly]

After all

skk + kiss as an apology

“Fuck, I… I’m sorry.” Chûya said after a few minutes in silence, leaning in to kiss Dazai’s cheek with a tenderness that may or might not last till annoyance took its place. And not fully satisfied with just one, he also lifted a hand towards his forehead in order to part Dazai’s bangs and leave another kiss there.

Yes, right where the mark he had left was.

“Aw, c’mon, it wasn’t your idea or anything.” Dazai answered after a while. “But if you wanna keep going, I won’t complain.”

Such a comment instantly prompted the redhead to smack the exact same point he had just kissed, though not with actual force; it was partly a warning and partly just wanting to cut him some slack… that one time. After all, he had already gotten enough bruises.

And Chûya didn’t want to argue right then, not when both of them could simply take in the relief of having prevailed against very difficult odds.

“Shut up, will you? I’d rather deliver you alive to that friend of yours when he joins us.”

“Nah, you won’t dare to try and kill me now, Chûya.” Of course, Dazai was right, but the sing-song tone he used made him want to smack his head again. “Besides, you don’t have to worry about making a good impression when it comes to Sigma, he’s seen way worse stuff.” Chûya immediately scoffed.

“That’s more of a reason, sheesh. If you’re not gonna stop being a lil shit for me, at least do it for him.” He had barely finished speaking when Dazai put on his most innocent face, one he wouldn’t believe till actually being shown evidence.

“I’ll do it, ‘kay. For both of you.”

(Also on ao3.)