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Every Stardust Crusaders fight

Joseph: Alright, everyone, we’ve made it to Egypt. Don’t act like an idiot, okay? Stick together.

Polnareff: Yeah, yeah, gotcha!

(Polnareff leaves the hotel by himself)

Polnareff, a minute later: Why is it so cold in Egypt? It’s 5 degrees Celsius!

Some dude coming out of an alleyway: HAHAHAHAHA! You’ve met the power of my stand,  「THE WIND」! My stand’s name represents temperature, masturbation, and wind! Its power is controlling air currents and temperature! And if cold air meets with hot air…

(Parts of Polnareff’s chest explode)

Polnareff:

Dude: Hahahaha! You’re gonna die now, Polnareff! Lord DIO is gonna pay me a boatload of money!

Polnareff: AVDOL! GIGI! JOTARO! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jotaro comes out of the alleyway where the dude originally was)

Jotaro: やれやれだぜ… Polnareff, stop leaving hotels by yourself. And you, stand man. You’re a fucking dumbass. You had an impressive setup where you used the hotel’s vents to spew cold air. But Kakyoin and I found your stand in the vents and punched it to pieces. That’s why you’re bleeding from every orifice.

Dude, whose name is actually Just N. Bebir: SHIT! Don’t hurt me! I’ll tell you everything you need to know! Except info on Lord DIO’s stand!

Jotaro: Yair Yair Day’s… you really are despicable.

(Just N. gets ORA ORA’d for a while)

Commentator: Just N. Bebir, controller of the stand  「THE WIND」, has retired!

Jotaro: Polnareff, those wounds weren’t even fatal. They barely scratched your skin, even though it had to be censored in the anime version.

Polnareff, lying through his teeth: I’m so sorry, Jotaro! I’ll never run off alone again!

Iggy: *bark*

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I just had some horrible horrible idea:

For the modern generations, no more "millennials" and "zoomers" and whatever. Now we identify ourselves by which Jojo part was ongoing when we were born

For reference the dates below the cut

Phantom Blood (1987–1988)

Battle Tendency (1988–1989)

Stardust Crusaders (1989–1992)

Diamond Is Unbreakable (1992–1995)

Golden Wind (1995–1999)

Stone Ocean (1999–2003)

Steel Ball Run (2004–2011)

JoJolion (2011–2021)

The JoJoLands (2023–)

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they don't even tell us who won at the end

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How it feels to like a character so much but there's no new art or photos of them so you're just checking the tags like a mad man thinking there's gonna be something

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jeff the crimson

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REGULAR SHOW EPISODE ABOUT ANALOG HORROR

mordecai: dude i heard that if you watch this tape your face becomes distorted

pops: oh goodie! i love video cassettes!

rigby: pshh thats a bunch of baloney nothings gonna happen to my fa[rigbys face distorts as he repeats the “a” in face]

muscle man: oh no bro![muscle mans face distorts as he repeats the “o” in bro]

angel guy thats a clear parody of the angel dude from the mandela catalog: you fucked up mordecai your whole world is gonna be an analog horror series now

skips: i know how to fix this. we have to upload a video essay explaining the story[skips face distorts as he repeats the “y” in story]

benson: MORDECAI UPLOAD THE VIDEO ESSAY OR ELSE YOURE FIRE[bensons face distorts as he repeats the “e” in fired]

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Oh wow the guy that supports fucked up people and gives money (from his overrated and mediocre franchise) to republicans who are anti lgbt and never apologizes for it in his reddit response turns out to be a bad person???, color me shocked /s

The tweet in question: https://x.com/Bravvyy_2/status/1793330552851828781

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I think one of the biggest problems with the FNaF community right now is that a good amount of the fandom is no longer willing to hold Scott Cawthon accountable.

Like, ever since he announced his supposed retirement, people have been acting like he's a saint who made the perfect game franchise or who has never done shitty things to anyone.

I also think this is a result of this mindset that only good people create good things and that if Scott is a bad person, that also makes FNaF bad.

But regardless, we need to go back to taking Scott back down a peg because he is no longer the humble Christian guy struggling to make ends meet and support his family. He is the creator of arguably the biggest indie franchise in the world. And having that kind of power and influence changes a person. It certainly changed him.

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Wait… did FNAF profits go to anti-gay legislation?!

Scott Cawthon, the creator of Five Nights at Freddy's, is very open about being a pro-life conservative and has donated significant amounts of money to republican politicians, including Donald Trump. This has been publicly available info for a while now. Despite saying that he would "step away" from his role in the games after this was brought to light in 2021, he still owns the IP and is profiting from all media associated with the franchise to this day.

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Bad dream

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Today's Seal Is: Hardest Choice In The World

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The phrase "to put [someone] through the wringer" is, of course, referring to a laundry wringer, a formerly popular but now little-used home appliance that looks like this:

It's easy to understand why being put through one would be an ordeal!

So here's the question I have: for the folks who just found out from this post what a laundry wringer is, and have been spelling it "through the ringer" all this time, what were you picturing when you said "ringer"?

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Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.