#Alastors fuck ass bob

[speakofthedebbie]

it may be uncredited hell but who else doin it like pinterest comment sections

teetering dangerously close to stolas hate but.. "hanky lanky panky"

"maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut maybe youd get some bitches on yo dick!"

[alastorsfuckasshairdo]

my personal headcanon is that the person who has alastor on a leash is his fucking barber and alastor is terrified to get a worse haircut than this fuck ass bob if he slips up on the deal 😭

[anonymouscheeses]

Bro am i igh my phne js got to 0% even tho i was chargnfd it and somehow it dinrt tirn off like it suialy dus

Anyways do yall like my fanaft 😁 (i didnt make this idk who did...)

[mileshiding]

[hoomandoescosplay]

A TikTok comment gave me the idea to write an origins story for Alastor!! I'll be using the Hazbin wiki to help me write it so it's as lore accurate as possible but if there are any little facts you know about alastor before he came to Hell leave a comment so I can add them in the fic!! I’d love any help with this fic so I can keep it as accurate as possible with the information we do know about Alastor!!

[the-grand-av3]

For @littlecircusproductions because I will never stop complaining about that shitty bob

Pause to read!

[kyllbitz]

How the fuck am i gonna draw alastor

Also i took inspo from this drawing (credit to the og artist):

[hr-nm-grnd-zr]

What if Alastor has that bob because he thinks it's weird that there's no ears on the side of his head anymore and wants to hide it.

[rick-ipedia]

has this been done yet

[woobah]

Charlie: *tearfully hugs Alastor* I don’t care what everyone else says. I love your fuck-ass bob.

Alastor: *hugging her back* Thank you, my dear!

Alastor: …………..My what

[coneheads-deserved-a-noble-prize]

Lucifer's haircut in Season 2

[heart2garf]

uhh leaving this here

[videokilledtheradiohost]

The whole Hazbin fandom crying out, trying to figure out who to blame for Alastor's fuck ass bob

While us real ones know exactly who's to blame. We all know what villain (and of course he would be in hell these days. It's where he belongs) is responsible for willfully and intentionally committing crimes against nature by destroying perfect hair. We know what barbarous barber's feet to lay this tragedy at. This is far from his first offense.

We know. We remember. We will neither forgive, nor forget.

Will we, Telly the Barber?

[sanguineselene666]

Alastor but he has this hair

[hoomandoescosplay]

Origins | The Radio Demon’s Origin Story

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

[perereiii]

you Don’t Understand I need these three to meet and gossip over tea and talk about world domination and how much they hate certain people and