#and ya know what

[unhinged-nymph]

It’s giving high school rom com

[backhurtyy]

who do you think is the one who recruited peter b?

on one hand its funny to imagine miguel doing it. on the other its funny for miguel to just stumble upon him like a stray raccoon in the workplace.

miguel meets this man and is like "oh another peter. that's normal" before interacting with him and immediately retracting that thought. then he sees him in action and is like "oh. oh no. he's really good at being spider-man. he's just the worst at being even slightly normal or comprehensible. i would prefer peter popsicle over this"

“i would prefer peter popsicle over this” IM CRYING THATS SO FUNNY

but ummm… i’ve never actually thought about it, but i guess i’ve always just kind of assumed miguel? like the way i think it happened was he hopped to a few dimensions. found a few anomalies. realized something was wrong. went oh god i need help. and then started recruiting adult spiders? like idk i don’t feel like he’d start recruiting children before anyone else ya know. so i guess i think jess and peter b were some of the first ones.

he’d totally have to swallow his pride tho because peter is BUILT to irritate him, even pre losing gabriella, and he’d totally know that. and he’d be dragging his feet but he knows he KNOWS peter is one of the best there is and he can’t afford to be picky in this situation. he needs the help. and jess and lyla make fun of him the whole time.

actually i think peter’s just built to irritate in general. and you know what? i love him for that. annoying king 💖💖💖

[moerusai]

[simply-ellas-stuff]

If you could change One thing, ONE thing about Teen Wolf, what would it be??

Edit: Relative Consensus? Make it gayer and no one should've left. I like that a lot. Keep adding more things you'd love to change!

[ygodmyy20]

just wrote 10 pages of Teru and Shou kicking the snot out of one another. Yes this gif is Shimazaki but this is how this felt writing it

[outerspacedunce]

finally got my business partner to start watch good omens and they have said nothing except for

[moldybits]

yeah reading about our removal and relocation is not fucking easy

[peanutbutterandfailure]

My bestie could literally be on his deathbed and I could text him and be like "Hey, got a minute to read my new POV? I need some feedback..."

@zacheridis

[hdawg1995]

ya know, some times you just gotta accept you can't be someone's friend. you can try all you want, and be careful and helpful, but some times you just gotta sit down and ask yourself "how many times have i hung out with this person and NOT upset them or been made upset?" and if thats a small number i have enough trauma and negative experiences to tell ya you just gotta stop man. they could be the sweetest kindest person you know with a heart of gold but if its feeling like you breath in their direction and now they're shutting down, you're the bad guy, they don't want to talk anymore, you just gotta bounce man just go my dude and if the reverse is true then double reason to scatter, just cheese it, hit the bricks man, neither of you are happy here, get outta here.

[jelly-fish-wishes]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

[inkskinned]

the thing about some men is that they want you to remember, at all times, that you are underneath them. that with one word or look or "joke", you will stay beneath them. that even "exceptions" to the rule are not true exceptions - the commonly cited statistic that one in eight men believe they could win against serena williams.

women's gymnastics is often not seen as real gymnastics. whatever the fuck non-euclidian horrors rhythmic gymnasts are capable of, it's often tamped down as being not a sport. some of the most dominant athletes in the world are women. nobody watches women's soccer. despite years of dancing and being built like a fucking brick, men always assume they're faster and stronger than i am. you wouldn't like what happens when they are incorrect. once while drunk at a guy's house i won a held-plank challenge by a solid minute. the party was over after that - he became exceedingly violent.

what i mean is that you can be perfect, and they still think you're ... lacking, somehow. i hope you understand i'm trying to express a neutral statement when i say: taylor swift was the possibly the most patriarchy-palatable, straight-down-the-line woman we could churn out. she is white, conventionally attractive, usually pretty mild in personality. say what you will about her (and you should, she's a billionaire, she can handle it), but a few things seem to be true about her: 1. she can write a damn catchy song, and 2. the eras tour truly was a massive commercial success and was also genuinely an impressive feat of human athleticism and performance.

i don't know if she deserves the title of "woman of the year," i'm not debating that in this post. what i am saying is that she was named Woman of The Year, and then an untalented man got onstage at the golden globes and made fun of her for attending her boyfriend's football games. what i am saying is that this woman altered local economies - and her dating life is still being made into a "harmless" punchline. the camera panned, greedy, over to her downing a full glass of champagne. congratulations taylor! you are woman of the year! but you are a woman. even her.

fuck, man. write better material.

a guy gets onstage at a college graduation and despite the fact like half the crowd is made up of women, he spends a significant proportion of it warning these people - who spent possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars on their education - that they were lied to. that the "real" meaning of femininity is motherhood. that they shouldn't rest on the laurels of that education-they-paid-for but instead throw it away to kneel at a man's heel. imagine that. sweating in your godawful polyester gown (that you also had to pay for!), fresh out of 4 years of pushing yourself ever-harder: and some guy you've never met - who knows nothing about you - he reminds you this "win" is a pyrrhic one at best. you really shouldn't consider yourself that extraordinary. you're still a woman, even after years of study.

god forbid you are not a pretty woman, but if you are pretty, you must be dumb. god forbid you are not ablebodied or white or cis or straight or good at swallowing. you must be beneath a man, or else they are not a man. the equation for masculinity seems to just be: that which is not a woman or womanly (god forbid). anything "feminine" is thereby anathema. to engage in "feminine" things such as therapy, getting a hug from a friend, or crying - it is giving up ones manhood. therefore women need to be put in their place to ensure that masculinity is protected.

this is something i have struggled to explain to terfs - they are not doing the work of feminism, but rather the patriarchy. by asserting that women and men must be (on some secret level) oppositional and in conflict, they also assume that being a woman is akin to being another species. but bigotry does not stem from observational truths or clarity - that is what makes it bigotry. there was nothing in my childhood that made me fundamentally different from my brother. we are treated differently nonetheless. to assert there is some biological drive that enforces my gender role is to assert that women have a gendered role. men do not see women as equal to them not because of biological reality - but instead because the core tenant of the patriarchy is that women aren't full, realized people.

we are told from a very young age to excuse misbehavior as a single man's choice - not all men. it is not all men, just that one guy. all women are gold-digging bitches who belong in the kitchen - but if a man is mean, bigoted, or violent to you, it's just that particular guy, and that means nothing about men-as-a-whole. it is only one guy who got mad when you gently rejected him. it is only one guy who warns her this trophy is heavy, are you sure you can hold it? it is only one guy who smashes her face into the cake. it is only one guy talking into a mic about hating our bodily autonomy.

i have just found that they often wait until the moment we actually seem to be upstaging them. you sit in a meeting where you're presenting your own findings and he says get me a coffee? or you run to the end of the marathon and are about to finish first and he pushes your kids out in front of you. you win the chess game and they make some comment akin to well, you're ugly away. we can be the billionaire and get the dream life and finally fucking do it and yet! still! they have this strange, visceral urge to say well actually, if you think you're so great -

it's not one just one guy. it's one in eight.

[mangozic]

michael shelley I would die for you

[sksninja]

Up to the same bullshit as usual.

[milkywayes]

another one floats to the surface (yeah)

[safetypin-louis]

if ferrari spent as much time on their race strategy as making fancy monza outfits, they might have a shot at a podium

[moldybits]

my partner and i hung out at my boss’s multiple farms today to see her animals and we went around the area on their ranger and god it’s such a beautiful area in the mountains and forest

i told her that it’s all growing on me and my boss told me i’m “such a country girl now” :’)

maybe i am lmao