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the bride and the ugly ass groom <3

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finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????

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House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

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3.19 - "Act Your Age" | AKA: House and Wilson having the most unsubtle couple's argument this season.

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‘WILSON WAS JUST AS COMPLEX OF A CHARACTER AS HOUSE!!! HE WAS JUST AS FUCKED UP AS THE REST OF THEM IF NOT MORE!!! HE WAS NOT ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS!!! HE WAS JUST AS IMPERFECT’ i yell as they drag me back into the asylum

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I absolutely wasn't prepared for Wilson's 'The last time you left, I was the one stuck picking up the pieces.' after Stacy told him it's none of his business what she and House are doing. my heart. he was so genuinely concerned for him.

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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

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thinking about the time, house in s1 accused cameron of marrying a man she knew was dying from cancer

and then in s8 he went ahead and gave up his whole life for (read: married) a man who he knew was dying of cancer

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in da clurb we all fag.

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House: I don't care about emotions or being nice, I only care about puzzling cases

Any character: you said no to this case but please rethink it

House every single fucking time: you're fixated on this because of a personal reason. I'll take it

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IMAGINE IF house asked chase to break into the patient’s house as a joke the first time, but ofcourse pre-season one chase is such a suck up he goes and does it anyway and it just naturally turns into a reoccurring thing cause they find the diagnosis faster.

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i love that hilson shippers don’t need incorrect quotes you genuinely can just use scenes from the show