#Alastor pre hazbin hotel

[hoomandoescosplay]

A TikTok comment gave me the idea to write an origins story for Alastor!! I'll be using the Hazbin wiki to help me write it so it's as lore accurate as possible but if there are any little facts you know about alastor before he came to Hell leave a comment so I can add them in the fic!! I’d love any help with this fic so I can keep it as accurate as possible with the information we do know about Alastor!!

[chaoticace2005]

Vox: Save your little project or fight your greatest enemy. You can’t do both!

Alastor: I’m sorry… what did you just say?

Vox: You can’t do both?

Alastor: No! I mean the other thing.

Vox: Save the hotel or fight your greatest enemy?

Alastor: HA! You think you’re my greatest enemy?

Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!

Alastor: HA! No I’m not.

Vox: Yes you are!

Alastor: No I’m not.

Vox: YES YOU ARE! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?

Alastor: Lucifer.

Vox: No he doesn’t!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: WHO?!

Alastor: Look my chum, I’d say I don’t currently have AN enemy. I am harassing a few different people.

Vox: What?!

Alastor: I like to fight around!

Vox: Okay okay, look. Im fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that. But what we have is special. So when people ask you who’s your number one rival you say?!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: NO! Are you seriously saying there is nothing- NOTHING special about our relationship?

Alastor, our aroace king: Woah! My dear, I don’t do “ships!”

Vox: What?

Alastor: As in “relationships”, there is no us.

Vox, immediately after Alastor leaves: *sobs and cuts his photo out of a group photo*

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

[devilbeez]

WE NEED EVIDENCE, MIMZY

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[onesidedradiostatic]

you know I wonder if vox's stalking of alastor only started after their falling out or if he was just always Like That. like do you think he stalked him even when they were friends/on good terms? like in an obsessive crush sort of way. like he'd have cameras on exactly where alastor is at a given time and just pretend to coincidentally run into him "oh my god alastor TOTALLY could NEVER have predicted you being here what a COINCIDENCE we happened to run into each other here anywaysgooutwithme"

could even put this as one of the red flags that caused alastor to step away, but I can't decide if alastor is fucked in the head enough to enjoy the attention regardless (until he finds out there's any romantic/sexual aspect to it, that's the part where he goes FUCK no)

[cringefailvox]

crucial to the rosie/vox/alastor dynamic to me is that at any given moment, one of them is getting harassed by the other two. rosie and alastor pretend not to know what modern slang means to drive vox crazy. vox and alastor will not shut the fuck up singing showtunes at 3am while rosie's trying to sleep. rosie and vox cyberstalk alastor for shits and giggles to see how long it'll take him to get fed up and blow up the voyeurscope they have tailing him

[prince-liest]

Remember that omegaverse beta!Vox fic idea that I had? :}

Also, this is my official announcement for nobody to actually expect anything whatsoever out of me for the next 4-8 weeks, as I'm starting my inpatient rotation followed by emergency medicine, the first of which is going to be 12-14 hours a day, 6 days a week. YOLO! Time to die!

[nyipi]

"You want my cat? You're gonna have to f̷̮̄ṳ̵̓c̵̞͊k̵̗̕i̶̖̓n̵͍̾g̶͔͘ ̶͈̀ KILL ME."

.// Alastor's Millie moment when Husk gets abducted by some wannabe Overlord trying to collect unpaid debts

in my head, this happens before they were even contract-bound to each other lol. to alastor, husk has always been that tomcat he picked up from the streets of the entertainment district.

[staticradioismyfavhateship]

La cucaracha y el niño demonio

[spaceship-full-of-bugs]

Deer Little Doe AU

I made this AU just to spread my ship propaganda Anyway, I made a Hazbin Hotel AU where Lilith AND Lucifer both own Alastors soul. This AU is called “Deer Little Doe” (Dear Little Doe). In this universe, Alastor was in hell way before Charlie was an adult, she’s like 2-3 years old in this universe. You may be asking what’s the deal Lilith, Lucifer, and Alastor made? Well, on Alastors side of the deal he gets to live (it’ll make sense later if I decide to expand this AU) and he gets more powerful. While on Lilith’s and Lucifer's side they basically told Alastor to become a guard dog for Charlie (or a babysitter ig). At first it started off as nothing but a professional deal although the longer this story goes on the longer things start to turn more… interesting Huge ship warning in this AU btw. But don't worry cause I'll still keep in mind the fact that Alastor is canonically Ace and also sex-repulsed

[hoomandoescosplay]

Origins | The Radio Demon’s Origin Story

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

[anime-lover-mooncake]

I love that there is a portion of the fandom that agrees that Al is just a stinky bastard who hates baths.

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: Crushes are such a pointless concept. Vox: I know, whenever I'm near the demon I like I just act stupid. Alastor: But you always act stupid? Vox: Vox: Don't think about that too hard.

[void-occupation]

This is a platonic SFW tickle fic, and if that isn't your cup of tea, kindly keep scrolling.

TW: it does get kind of intense but that's because Alastor is an idiot (lovingly) who doesn't know how to shut tf up, and Lucifer is a petty bastard who has been banned from completely disintegrating this deer twink.

[soc69]

Shoutout to all the pre-2024 Hazbin Hotel RadioHusk shippers. That was such a classy subculture of hyper-specific people who have now retreated into the woodwork never to be seen again. If y’all are still out there just know you really had the best taste and even though you only had the scarcest of crumbs you made a goddamn gourmet meal out of it.