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My Deer | Alastor x Reader Oneshot

As Alastor is focused on finding the perfect place for each ornament on our tree I sneak out of the living room. A smile grows on my face as I open our bedroom closet and grab a small box I hid in the back.

Taking off the lid I have to stop myself from giggling as I see the reindeer headband I bought a few weeks ago. After taking a moment to stare at them I pick them up and make my way out of the bedroom, making sure to hold the headband behind my back out of sight.

Alastor is still hard at work decorating the tree, making my smile widen. I grab the star for the top of the tree with my free hand as he begins to hum along to the song playing on the record player.

“Looks like the tree is ready for the final touch.” I say as I walk near him, shaking the star around gently. He turns around to look at me and smiles. "It does. Do you want to place it up there dear?"

I shake my head. “Can you do it? The tree we picked is a little too tall for me.” I say with a small laugh. "Of course. Let me." Alastor chuckles as he grabs the tree topper from me and begins to carefully place it atop the Christmas tree.

As he places the star I quickly pop the headband on his head. He immediately freezes, his hand hovering over the tree topper as he takes a moment to process what just happened.

He slowly turns his head back to look at me before using his hand to feel what was placed on his head. "What-?" He mumbled while coming to the realization that I placed antlers on him.

“You look so cute as a reindeer.” I laugh out. “I’m so glad I bought those.” He blushed a little in embarrassment as he brought his hand back down to his side but kept the headband on.

"I do not look cute." He mumbled in an attempt to argue. I cross my arms, huffing playfully. “And how would you know that if you haven’t looked at yourself.”

Alastor paused before sighing, realizing that I was right. "I don't have to look to know that these antlers look ridiculous on me." I walk closer to him, wrapping my arms around his neck. “Well I think you look great and your wife is always right.” I give him a large grin.

He rolled his eyes with a smile as he wrapped his arms around my waist. "You’re lucky I love you. These would be long gone if I didn’t." He then kisses me for a moment. “Why a reindeer headband? I’m curious.”

My eyes light up at the question, hoping he’d ask. “You always call me dear so now you're my dear. Get it?” I laugh slightly once more. “I also just love deers and reindeers are the festive version of them.”

Alastor stared at me for a moment before laughing a little at the pun. "I can't even say I'm surprised that was your reason." He chuckled before giving me a small smile.

"Well, I'll be your dear if that's what you want" He said in a humorous tone. My smile grows at his words as I pull him in for another kiss. His arms pull me a little closer as he kisses me back for a moment.

We soon part, and he pulls away with a warm smile on his face. "I love you, my dear." Alastor chuckled as he looked down at me. “I love you too Alastor.”

"Even when I look like a deer?" He laughs as I begin to laugh along with him. “Even when you look like a deer. A very cute deer.” Even though he rolled his eyes at the last part he couldn't hide the growing smile on his lips.

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Rivals To Lovers | Regulus Black x Reader Oneshot

The air around us is thick with anticipation for the game. As my teammates and I are getting ready we chatter excitedly about the game. Games against Slytherin are always enjoyable since both teams always get fueled with competitive rivalry.

I feel a strong pat on my back and look up to see James grinning at me. “Kick Black’s ass for all of us, got it?” I grin back at him. James is always the one who is pumping us all up before matches, and it works wonders for our morale.

He always makes sure we are fully prepared for our opponents regardless of the house we’re facing. I nod my head vigorously as I get more excited. Regulus and I have always been known to get on each other's nerves especially when it comes to us both fighting for the Snitch.

Some of the others cheer at James’s words and I can’t help but laugh. I absolutely adore everyone on the team and how supportive they all are. I put on my last bit of gear as Marlene walks up to me.

She gives me a wink and pats me on the back. "You ready to kick some ass?" A grin forms on her face, clearly excited for the game about to start.

“You know it.” I grin back at her. Marlene gives a loud cheer causing our other teammates to look in our direction. I see Sirius snicker from across the room as James rounds us up into a circle.

He gives us all one last pep talk before ushering us out onto the field. We all exit the locker rooms and line up, our brooms in our hands. We face the other team as they mirror us. The sky is clear, no sign of rain. Our last match against Slytherin was horrid with how bad the rain was coming down.

The crowd is going wild already, the stands packed with people. Regulus and I make eye contact as he finds his place in front of me. The air between us has the usual charge of tension as we look at each other.

I can see the competitive fire in his eyes and it's clear he wants nothing more than to win. He gives me a slight nod, his face stoic as ever. I nod back at him in return before getting my broom in the proper position. I can tell this will be a fun game. Our eyes break away for each other as we see the referee getting ready to throw the Quaffle into the air.

“Hope you prepared to lose this match Black.” I say with a smirk as the Quaffle goes up and all of the players immediately get on their brooms and begin to fly in the stadium.

I watch the Quaffle get hit back and forth as my eyes scan for any sight of the Snitch. The cheers fluctuate in volume anytime one of the teams is close to getting a point but I do my best to block it out.

My mind was so focused on finding the Snitch that I didn’t even realize someone was next to me at first. I jump at the sound of Regulus' voice. “See anything yet.”

I turn my head to look at him. “Do you honestly think I’d give you an answer to that question?” He smirks at my response, making me glare at him slightly.

“It seems as though (Y/N) and Regulus are starting their little feud a bit early in the match today.” Remus says from the announcer stand, catching my attention.

I have to hold back a smile. Comments like that usually get on my nerves cause it puts more attention on Regulus and I but for once it was helpful.

“Nice chat but I’ll be going now, Black.” I say before zooming off to trail the Snitch. Thank you Remus for helping me find it. I chuckle slightly as I hear him curse under his breath.

Regulus is very competitive. Almost as much as I am which makes these games even more enjoyable. The seekers on the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff teams are good but Regulus is the closest to my skill level. He makes me actually want to put effort into winning.

I can feel him gaining on me making me speed up a bit more, my eyes never leaving the Snitch. The air around us nearly hums with our energy as we weave through the other players.

A small gasp comes out of my mouth as I stop my broom short. I blink rapidly as the Quaffle just barely misses me. I scan the area to see one of the Slytherin beater’s snickers.

All of the Gryffindors watching the match begin to boo, causing the Slytherin side to get even more riled up. I hear James call out to me from his position but I can’t hear him over all of the noise. “What?” I say, my own voice getting drowned out. He repeats himself as I read his lips. “You alright?” I nod my head and give him a thumbs up.

Regulus fly’s up next to me again. As I glance at him I can tell he’s extremely pissed off. "That was on purpose." He says as his jaw clenches slightly. "That bastard was deliberately aiming for you."

I let out a small sigh. “Don’t go all protective mode on me right now. We’re in the middle of a match.” His scowl deepens at my words. "You almost got hit by a quaffle." He says, his voice low and dark. "Forgive me for being upset about."

“Can you be upset about it later? It’s going to look out of character right now.” I lower my voice as well. “I’m fine. I'm not hurt. That’s all that matters.”

His mind is racing making it hard for me to keep a neutral look on my face. I love how protective he is when it comes to me but I would rather avoid others noticing it right now.

“Another point for Gryffindor. Guess Slytherin can’t keep up with us today.” A small smack sound emits from the announcer stand as Remus gets hit on the back of the head slightly by McGonagall.

I take a moment to look up at the announcer stand and I see Remus rub the back of his head while McGonagall looks at him in disapproval. I let out a silent chuckle, shaking my head at the sight.

“You sure you’re fine?” Regulus’s voice gets my attention again as I nod. “I’m fine I promise.” He continues to look at me for a moment, a flicker of worry and protectiveness flashing on his face before disappearing.

I see his eyes dart from mine and I immediately pick up on why. I spin my head around as I see the Snitch as well. It's right there, in both of our sights. I watch it flutter near the stands and take off, my body pushing me forward. I feel all of my focus hone in on the Snitch.

Regulus and I are side by side as we chase the Snitch. Anytime one of us gains a bit of space the other catches up quickly after. The Snitch makes many fast turns and drives but that only makes us increase our speed.

Adrenaline pumps into my body, making my muscles tense. I've never had such a close chase for the Snitch before. I can see him from the corner of my eye, his face a mix of concentration and determination.

My fingers tighten their grip about my broom as I lean further down to increase my speed. I see him copy my movements making me grumble slightly. “Copycat much?”

"I need to catch the Snitch somehow," He replies, his voice slightly strained. "Not my fault you have some good techniques." I continue to follow you closely, my eyes glued to the Snitch as I process his words.

“Didn’t expect to get a compliment from you on the field.” I tease as I reach my hand out to try and grab the Snitch. He just rolls his eyes before reaching his own hand out.

Each time one of us tries to grab the Snitch, the other is right there too. We're so closely matched that it's almost irritating me. “Come on.” I mumble under my breath as I stretch my arm out even further.

Again he copies my movements, the Snitch grazing his fingertips making me slightly panic. There is no way I’m going to let him win. I won’t let Slytherin win.

An idea pops in my head. I’ve never actually attempted this trick outside of practice, and definitely never at a speed like this. The Han around my broomstick clenches as I debate if it’s worth trying.

A small growl comes out of Regulus as he tries to grasp the Snitch again. I make up my mind and start to shift my position slightly on my broom. Please don’t fall off. I repeat in my mind as I steady myself while beginning to stand.

Regulus notices my shift and immediately slows his broom down slightly. “What are you doing?” He asks with an alarmed tone. I keep my eyes on the Snitch as I answer him. “Winning.”

"By attempting something that is incredibly dangerous and could result in you falling off your broom?" He says, his voice laced with irritation and concern.

“Exactly what I’m doing.” I nod my head in confirmation. He watches in horror as I rise onto my broom and start to walk towards the end. "Do not do—" Regulus starts to say, but cuts himself off as he sees me grab the Snitch. "Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me."

My eyes light up as my hand grabs a hold of the snitch. That little bit of extra length was all I needed. I cheer loudly and raise the Snitch up in my hand before wobbling slightly.

I readjust myself to sit on my broom properly before continuing to celebrate. “Hah I won this time.” I say with a grin as I hold it out in front of Regulus’s face.

"I can see that." He grumbled, his expression turning into a full-on scowl. Despite his irritation at my victory, I can tell he has a small rush of pride at my ability to win like that. "You're bloody insane, you know that?"

The Gryffindor section cheers loudly as the Slytherins sulk slightly at the outcome. We both begin to fly down to the center of the field where we started as I reply back. “I know. But you love this side of me.”

He let out a huff of irritation, but can’t help the subtle upturn at the corner of his mouth at my words. “You’re ridiculous,” He finally responds while shaking his head, but there is a lack of annoyance in his words.

As we land we both dismount our brooms. I immediately get swept up by my teammates as Sirius and James lift me up on their shoulders, cheering with the rest of our team.

I see Regulus roll his eyes as James and Sirius parade me around the field. It wouldn't be a proper Gryffindor victory if they didn't parade me around. I can’t help but laugh out loud at their antics. After they get tired of carrying me around they place me back down on the grass and each of our teammates gives me a pat on the back.

My eyes roam to Regulus every now and then as he watches from the sidelines. As Marlene pulls me into a side hug one of Regulus’s teammates pulls him towards their respective team room to change and leave the field.

“We’re going to have the best party tonight in the common room.” Sirius grins at me as we all begin to head to our own designated room to change as well.

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I yawn slightly as I sit outside of the Slytherin common room. I expected someone to come out of the entrance by now. I usually don’t have to wait this long to sneak inside. Regulus and I should really pick times for when we meet at each other’s common rooms.

My eyes begin to close as I lean my head against a pillar. I hear faint footsteps but ignore them, keeping my eyes closed. I then hear a snicker making me open my eyes. “Having fun down there love?” Regulus asks with a smirk on his face.

“Did you have me wait out here as payback for winning?” I playfully whined before reaching my hands out indirectly asking him to pull me up.

He chuckles softly, taking my hands in his and pulling me up to my feet. "Maybe a little bit." His eyes roam over me for a moment, taking in my appearance. "You look tired."

“I’m exhausted.” I say as I wrap my hands around his waist and lean my head against his chest. Regulus wraps his arms around me as his hands run soothing circles on my back.

“You’re probably exhausted from that ridiculous stunt you pulled to win.” He teases. I look up at him and puff my cheeks out. “No, I've been practicing that for a while. I’m tired cause your brother and James throw insane parties. Gryffindor parties are not for the weak.”

Regulus let out a bark of laughter, his hands drifting to my hips. “Yeah well, that tends to happen when James and Sirius are involved.” I start to laugh, leaning my head back on his chest.

Regulus pulls me closer against his body. "You were impressive today though. Don't think I didn't notice how good you are out there on the field." A smile forms on my lips as I look up at him.

Without saying anything my hands go up to his face as I pull him towards me, kissing him gently. A small hum emits in his throat as my lips meet his.

His hands grip my hips a little tighter, holding me against him as our kiss deepens. A moment later he breaks away from the kiss, our eyes locking on one another. “You were pretty good out there too.” I return the compliment as my smile grows.

“Of course I was.” He says with a smirk, leaning down to brush his nose against mine. “Not that you can blame me for being distracted when I had such a good view the whole time.”

I laugh again from his comment. “Alright, sure. We'll go with that as the reason you lost.” Regulus rolls his eyes at your response but there's no irritation behind them.

He leans his forehead against mine as I move my hands to rest on his shoulders. "You're lucky I love you." I hum lowly. “I love you too.”

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I didn’t want to tell you cause you also have issues with those assholes. Angel says before glancing back at Valarie. Not including you. You’re the only good one over there.

A smile forms on her lips. What about Vark? He’s a sweetheart. Angel deadpans at her response. He’s a pet shark Vali. Not a person.

I didn’t want you to assume Valarie was just getting close to me to use me. She’s a good person Es. His eyes soften as he looks as Esme, trying his best to show her that he trusts Valarie.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Angel and Valarie share a look before he lets out a sigh. Did Val or Vox send you?

Valarie scrunches up her nose at his question. Angel. You know me better than that. I don’t do a goddamn thing Val says.

What’s going on? I wanted to give you some space but you have to talk to me if there’s something I can do to help.

Esme watches the two talk, observing both of their facial expressions closely.

I just don’t want to go back there. I’ve got a place here, my own room. I don’t have to worry about Val constantly making me do stuff if I don’t live there anymore. I’m only his on the clock.

Valarie opens her mouth but Angel interrupts her. Don’t make me go back there Vali.

I wouldn’t make you do anything. I can cover for you, I just needed to know the full story before I told Vox and Val anything. She pulls him into a hug quickly, holding him close to her as his arms circle around her waist.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Valarie tenses up slightly as she also picks up the sound from the other side of the door. You know what… maybe he’s busy…

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Thank you. She responds quietly before going to Angel’s door. As soon as she gets to it she knocks on it while whispering. Angel. It’s me. I want to talk with you.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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This time Valarie lets out an audible sigh. I’m not pitying you. I simply just have a heart.

Thank you. She walks past Esme into the hotel, glancing around at the lobby’s interior. She then looks back at Esme. Unfortunately you have to lead the way. I’ve never been here before and I don’t feel like aimlessly wandering around to find his room.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Valarie just blinks back at her with a slightly sad expression. She knows all too well the type of feeling that is.

She's dealt with Angel having similar emotions and as much as Valarie feels the need to comfort Esme she knows she also has to hold her ground, show she's not one who can be walked all over.

After a moment of standing still and trying her best not to cave in she eventually lets in a silent sigh and quickly envelops Esme into a comforting embrace before the she's even realized what Valarie has done.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Valarie finally is able to stand back up, a fire in her eyes. After what I just said you think l'd listen to any order Valentino gave me?

Angel might be like family to you but he's also like family to me. I don't have to explain anything to you, especially if he chose not to tell you.

Let me the fuck inside Esme. I'm on a time crunch and I need to speak with him. If you don't let me inside I'll start yelling and I promise you Angel will come running.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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God dammnit Esme. Valarie shouts out. I’m not some sick psychopath like you are. I don’t intentionally hurt people.

Why in all of Hell would I want to attempt to mess with Charlie? I’m here for someone else. Valarie grabs Esme’s wrist, squeezing it hard. You’re not the damn guard dog all you’re here to do is entertain the patrons at your little piano.

If you don’t know why I’m here then maybe you aren’t as close with him anymore then you think. She snarls as she tries to stand up.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Valarie’s eyes narrow. The way I’ve received Overlord status is not important at all. Again, you know nothing about me or my history.

It’s not trespassing when the little Morningstar will accept anyone on her property with open arms. Valarie places a hand back on her hip. And it’s not your doorstep. You don’t own an inch of this property.

I’m glad you’re aware we’re not the same. And trust me darling your claws aren’t scary at all. She then tilts her body slightly to look at the doorway. And I have business here so I don’t think I’ll be leaving anytime soon.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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I might not have been Vox’s first but he wasn’t my first either. Did you really expect me to be innocent? She laughs slightly at the thought. I have much more mental trauma than you probably do.

Valarie and Esme share a glare. Well if you “must be off” then walk away. She challenges.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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And you don’t scare me. She hisses back at Esme. The only time I’ve liked you is when you did that to Val. He fucking deserved that.

Good luck trying to even get a scratch on me. I’m stronger than I look. Her eyes darken as her mind wanders slightly.

You don’t know anything about me or my life so don’t act like you’re better than me. Who knows maybe I’m just holding back my full power for a reason. It’s not like you’d understand.

I’m not failing at anything we just have different motives and places we want to be. You’re nothing special Esme. Valarie’s smirk finally forms back on her face. Remember that.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Valarie tenses up slightly as her smile drops from her face. Don’t you dare fucking talk about him.

You might have had him wrapped around that little finger of yours but it was never genuine. What we have IS genuine and I won’t let you shit talk him at all.

Valarie looks her up and down again with a snarl. If you had such “control” why did your husband kill you? Doesn’t seem like you had control in that situation.

She yanks her arm away from Esme, her eyes burning with anger. They only bow to you because you’re intimidating. Give me some time and I could have just as much power or more. Old things eventually die out just like that little radio fascination.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"

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Valarie scoffs at her comment. I’d say the original is outdated. And everyone in this ring can tell.

Her hands go to rest on her hips. Upgrades are always preferred especially when it comes to improving something that was never good quality.

Well aren’t you a cute little thing? Valarie says with a small smirk. I’ve heard so much about you from Vox. She then looks Esme up and down.

Looks like you definitely downgraded with coming here. Her eyes leave Esme’s to look at the Hazbin Hotel.

Esme looks up at her and smirks with a low hiss, "Not at all, dear. I would say that I'm living quite swell." She looks down at her claws and rubs them on her bust, "I saw your record sales recently....tragic if I'm being honest."

She looks back up and flashes her fangs in a bright smile, "But you can't ever beat the original, now can you?"