#After I eat dinner
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Honestly I think Tamsyn Muir made Harrow Nova specifically to cater to my all-consuming love of roleswap aus
#soph’s posts#I know it’s just Harrow’s imagination#But I’m working it out in my brain and I’ve rarely ever been happier#I’m just thinking about all the pairs swapped#The fourth and fifth houses have me going particularly insane as they always do#Also the Seventh! Loveday impersonating cav!Dulcie and mourning Cytherea#AND wheeling around necro!Pro’s corpse like “my necromancer’s not feeling great today”#Also cav Dulcie in general!!!#And cav Abigail. I just love Abigail so damn much#And don’t even get me started on the Sixth!!!#Harrow nova au#The locked tomb#soph reads the locked tomb#I will elaborate on this#After I eat dinner
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ooooooo that flavor sounds yummy, i've never had that before !!
IT IS SUPER YUMMY!!! it’s pretty much the only flavor I get whenever I go to that ice cream shop :33 thoughhh I did see a like,,,Oreo and coffee flavor when I went today so I kinda wanna try that 👁️👁️
#it’s so good I still got it sitting in the fridge#I’ll prob eat it some time before bed#after I eat dinner#.𖥔 summy answerz .ᐟ ๋࣭ ⭑#anon! ♡‧₊˚
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Besides Rowlf my favorite muppet to draw is for sure Kermit. Rowlf was created in 1962 but Kermit is older than that by a margin so he’s a little less stylized than the other muppets. As a result I get to draw his fabric wrinkles and the seam that used to be down the middle of his face and the rod on his arms and the marks where his joints are and
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
#i never feel closer to medieval peasants than when i eat a meal of apple and cheese#(<- revised gluten free version (used to be cheese and bread))#the nuts are a recent addition but still very medieval feeling#and dried fruits???? oh babey now that's not just an after dinner snack that's a whole entire meal
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can't get my new sewing machine to work >:(
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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Well my date liked Hellraiser so much I got dicked down 👍
#Probably for reasons mostly unrelated to Hellraiser but he really did love the movie#We went out for dinner then hit up an arcade bar before going back to my place. Had so much fun. He's great#The only downside is we talked after sex and he mentioned while he is into deeper emotional/romantic connection than just a fun casual thin#But he's not interested in a committed exclusive relationship unfortunately. I wasn't surprised cuz he's a real social butterfly#But I was slightly disappointed. His reasoning for being reluctant abt commitment was really understandable though#So idk! I think I'm fine with it cuz idk if I'm ready to commit to a relationship either#We have such great chemistry both physically and w our senses of humor n conversations and he's so hot and thinks im hot#I'm just gonna see where this goes#Oh also he did eat me out also
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Neon Void chapter 22 spoilers.
Aaa
AaaaAAAAA Filled another page :D um as for the chapter here’s how I feel about it:
AUIPRJJVHSIAKAJAHGHCJKLOOONVAUAIJCNBANDKNZOHHOJHHEEUEUEUODNGIDWOEEDJQBYCIFOMGRIVVJJEISKVHSHSCAACAAOHTHISBOYCRAXYCRAZYYYUQIQKAJAJAJFBEHCODLKSNXN BAJA BLAST MENTION RED MYSTIC WARRIOR MENTION OHAOJFISKQJHAJCN 💥💥💥💥 I need a new sketchbook drew too much neon void. AAAA THIS IS WHAT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR BRO IT HAPPNED. BUT WHAT THE FART HAPPENS AT THE THANKSGIVING PARADE!????
Shakes you blows you up with my mind @sugarpasteltmnt
Also some doodles from before this mind boggling chapter came out
#rise of the tmnt#save rise of the tmnt#the neon void#neon void fanart#tnv fanart#rise leo#tnv chapter 22 spoilers#rise raph#rise mikey#everytime it said Raph I lost it.#ohhh ohhh ohhh aaaAJAH AHH DJAVKNS#dang this hallucination goes crazy!!#Leo this is real.#VINE BOOM#oh this boy is crazy crazy!#how are these guys supposed sit down and eat a big fat Turkey after this???#Reading TNV is like having the most deluxe million dollar thanksgiving dinner#I love tnv so much#the authors note after all that goes crazy
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it's my birthday today, so I drew something nice happening to kleinhammer ;u;
#scribbles#limbus company#heathcliff lcb#meursault lcb#faust lcb#i wanna post a big log of heathfaust n meurcliff stuff but i havent rlly been drawing much this past week...#anyways cant wait to get hit by a truck called canto VII act III today after dinner#im off to make cupcakes. a strawberry shortcake cupcake to all of you#no one tell him he's about to die bc you shouldnt ever go straight to solid food after eating mush for a long time.#he'll figure it out eventually. shhhhh
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these guys....
#itafushi#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#jjk megumi#jjk yuuji#digital art#illustration#fanart#my art#ok i will do my work after i post this and eat dinner#yorix art
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Elias Tsum!
Elias belongs to @r-aindr0p 💙
I put him off for a while because I didn't want to draw the ignihyde uniform, but he's here! I figured since tsum Ortho couldn't fly, tsum Elias wouldn't have Elias's cool prosthetic arm, and like tsum Ortho would get some cool technomantic upgrades while at Night Raven. (Story under cut)
Upon noticing the lights in the sky, and more importantly the hunter in a tree with binoculars already aimed at them, Elias swiftly activated his unique magic to get a quite literal birds eye view. He watched the scene through the eyes of a bird, fluttering around between the small round creatures falling from the sky. When he spotted one with familiar scruffy hair covering its face. He flew closer, this creature really did resemble him to a bizarre extent... as he fluttered around it, an arrow shot up from the nearby copse of trees. Just as Elias was realizing who shot it, the enchantment on the arrow activated, and rather than piercing the tsum, it transformed into a bubble around both the small creatures. Elias had seen enough.
Deactivating his magic, Elias rushed outside. On his way he tripped no less than three times, but he made it.
Elias! I do believe I've just encountered your tsum lookalike!" Rook said cheerfully.
This was a good chance to test a new feature Idia had added to his arm. Elias pointed and shot a tiny technomantic beam at the bubble, breaking it so the tsum and innocent bird could go free. It was barely a fraction of what Ortho could do, but only a fraction of him was robotic compared to Ortho, and hey, it was still pretty cool.
The tsum dropped down and stood at Elias's feet looking up into the tree where Rook was.
Rook was unphased "is that a new feature? Magnifique!"
"Yeah, it is" it was meant to help him be an even better hunter, but after having Rook catch his tsum before him, he didn't feel worthy of claiming it was working quite yet.
"Also!" Rook continued "I noticed les chats espiégles had a tsum companion aiding them in tripping you on the way here, I do believe we are due for some trouble while the tsums are around."
Rook had seen that? This was humiliating. "Yeah whatever" Elias said, picking up his tsum and returning to the main building, not looking back at Rook.
Once inside he noticed the new message he'd gotten, the headmaster was calling all those who caught a tsum to his office. He sighed and looked at the tsum in his hands.
The little creature was hard to read with its hair in its face, but Elias did notice something about it. While the tsums he'd seen before all had four nubbins as their appendages, this tsum was missing the front right one. Well, Elias had his first project in mind for once the meeting with Crowley was over. He was going to make this guy a prosthetic nubbin. (Or more likely convince Idia to do it for him, but eh, same result.)
#oc tsums#Elias#ignihyde#ignihyde oc#fanart²#twisted tsumderland#tsum tsums#twst tsumtsums#tsum tsum#while skimming your account for info on Elias#i fell in love with Mar too#and almost switched to him#youve no clue how much i love siphonophores#But i also like Elias's whole idea#and a guy with a cat food dispenser on him at all times is a man after my heart#he does look pretty silly in the stack tho#with Bazza's ears over his chin hes just a ball of fluffy hair#one last comment before i go eat dinner#this is the most blatant hint at whos next that i think ill have in this lil art series#but i had to have Rook say it#and i dont speak french#so I spent forever making sure my sentence translated properly#after which i had no energy to look for a nickname for Elias#i figure Rook would call him a nickname like everyone else but he just got his name bc i couldnt find a canonical rook nickname for Elias#i know Floyd calls him Seahorse#he deserves a better title from Rook than can be made by someone who doesnt know the metric system >_<#the cats i trust myself to title tho lol
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Spamton, do you ever have anything to keep you warm as it gets colder?
-C
#i usually do a hand gesture because thats llike... staple atp...#but i ddint like it so i got rid of it. and by it.. wel.. haha... lets just say.. his hansd/..#I love seeing the reoccurring askers. its so cutw 2 me..#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#i was gonna do this one AFTER one where he's talking while putting it back on after he slept#But i figured it'd be way better if he said the same thing but. without it on.#like. YEAH..??? THE THING I WEAR ALL THE TIME??? (not wearing that thing) i couldnt NOT do that because he would#it took a whil to get to just like everythnif ever i eant to do qand ehthen never eget to#tonights dinner.... still frames. yo u are eating woven canvas tonight. Or go to bed hungry.
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! here’s Spock and Bones Halloween fun since last year I drew spirk!
#churro art#my art#digital art#fanart#illustration#Star Trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spones#kindaaaaa?#THIS ONE IS FOR MY SPONEHEADS OUT THERE#i haven’t drawn them in a while!#I missed drawing bones’ face 😭🥹#yes I did get the idea to draw this after seeing the old drawing in my notifs BNDJBSNJSBNJ#ITS JUST A LIL EMBARASSKNG BEC FOR SOME REASON#i Drew the delta shield upside down in my first Star Trek drawings 😭😭😭#BUT ITS FIXED NOW HEHEHEH AAAAAA#anyways imma watch scream eat dinner AND. eat candy. funnnn on the bun#have a safe and fun Halloween YALL!!
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You know the whole cereal debate surrounding Dick and how some people believe he eats cereal because he's too tired to make a full meal to eat? Yeah, well, I relate to that hardcore now. The last thing I wanna do is wait around for food to cook after working for 12 or more hours. As soon as I come home, I toss shit into a blender and down that smoothie as quick as I can so that I can spend more time showering/relaxing before I have to sleep.
Let me be clear, I 100% reclaim cereal for Dick. That man can eat cereal if he damn well pleases.
#i literally hate the fact that i have to eat dinner after my shift#i don't want to spend 30 minutes eating--i want to spend that 30 minutes lying in bed instead#so yeah give me whatever the hell i can shove down my throat within 5 minutes so i can go enjoy other parts of my night#before having to wake up and work all over again#hasta la vista food#Dick Grayson
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theyre touching tails and looking at ducks together now. tomorrow they'll braid each other's hair and decorate it with kelp ribbons
#this is my canon#part of me imagines that garu had this floatie and lent it to yakumo for the trip#does yakumo know how to swim? we don't know?? best to be safe! TAKE THIS LIFE PRESERVING MELON#he busted into the room while blade and oli were lending yakumo beachwear LOL#where did duckeito come from#had i not already settled into fisheito. duckeito would have been an excellent alias......#the day after these two braid each other's hair#they'll do that thing that the whales and dolphins do with pack hunting#but it'll be the villagers. lure them farther out from shore.. then CHOMP em#but not actually. because these two wouldn't hurt people. 🙄#so i have to imagine them doing the pack hunting techniques but..like...to actually...help someone?#maybe they'll see that same sad kid that umi saved#and the kid is like :( no fish means no dinner :( i'm so hungry :(#and THEN these two suckers will pack hunt and make lots of fish wash ashore for the kid#and the kid's like yeaay!! i get to eat today!! thank you blue merman and long merman!!!#and yakumo's gonna eventually work up the courage to ask umi#if he feels weird about dooming other fish to the dinner plate#and umi's like *shrug* circle of life and all that. also fish yokai vs fish are pretty different i guess#and yakumo's like *sweat* if you say so (he will hesitate to eat fish for the remainder of the trip)#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival umi#mirage of scales
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there was something so intense about stephen staring at thomas during the whole interrogation scene, as if he was attempting to find this "evil" man he had conjured up in his mind. the lies stephen has fed himself over the years about thomas all amounted to this moment, and toward the end, not only did he realize he was wrong about thomas but you can tell he knew they had made a mistake but he regretted it.
the part where he and thomas were alone together, and thomas spoke to him in a calm, casual manner, as if they were friends also showed that. stephen didn't bite back, or reply to him coldly because he knew he'd messed up. and honestly i think stephen would've rather thomas have been cold and cruel to him in their last conversation, over being friendly. because at least there would be some little justification for what Stephen is doing. but nope, it wasn't there. just thomas talking casually, as if they were still working under wolsey.
aside from knowing that thomas was right - without him all things will fall apart, and they do - from a personal level, you can see how stephen realized that this was a mistake. that last part thomas said, about history judging them, and stephen turned it and said that they all would be judged for what they did - specifically for what they did with thomas. oh, he knew, and he knew he fucked up, he knew they all did. he knew it was a mistake, and that they were essentially putting an innocent man to death.
more importantly, as the episode went on, this was a small dick move from norfolk and i think stephen was starting to realize that. just how ridiculous it was, and how he was roped into it as well.
#wolf hall#thomas cromwell#someone earlier mentioned how it seemed like they put their differences aside or at least - let go of that grudge#and i agree with that#and i also think that stephen again - realized just how much he fucked up#this evil mastermind he had conjured in his mind as thomas#was just not who thomas was#and he realized that#he didn't even look mad at the end he just looked dejected#i think he was sitting with the reality that england is fucked#he knows thomas is right - even if norfolk didn't know#he did#so there's that - and there's no backing out of it#on top of that#he put an innocent man to death - and not just any innocent man#he had known thomas longer than anyone else in that room#so that said - their last talk - the walls were down#no poison from thomas#the vicious talks between them subsided#and his tone was calm and casual - as if he was eating dinner with stephen#and through all of that#stephen saw thomas for who he really was#and had to accept that he just put someone who was at a point - a friend to him - to death#because if thomas could be cordial with him after all of that - despite what was to come#then yeah#after all the deconstruction - after all the back and forth - that is how their realtionship ended#stephen putting thomas to death - and thomas speaking to stephen in a friendly - calm tone - and putting aside#years of hatred#and i think - especially as a bishop - that is going to haunt stephen for the rest of his life#anyway - those last moment
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