#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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"Aww, who made you cry princess?"
They whisper with their fingers down my throat, their hand around my neck and their strap deep inside me.
#wlw nsft#lesbian is me#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#lesbian#i have a bunch of these in my drafts idk when to post them so im just eyeballing#i wonder how long tags can be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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eepy ahh
#osc#osc art#object shows#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#tpot#bfdi#tpot tennis ball#tennis ball bfb#bfb tennis ball#tengolf#tennis ball bfdi#bfdi tennis ball#golf ball bfb#bfb golf ball#bfdi golf ball#golf ball bfdi#tpot golf ball#theyre so cute#tb would prolly be a good cushion#hes fuzzy right#how long can a tag be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
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YEAAAH WH69P DE D69. S9 ANYWAY, I DREW THE MER VERS 9F MYSELF 6ECAUSE I’M AN AUTISTIC LITTLE FREAK WITH T69 MUCH TIME 9N MY HANDS. F9CUS 9N THE SEC9ND 9NE. FUCHSIA BL69D. AIN’T THAT THE DARNEST THING. 6ASHING MY HEAD INT9 THE FUCKING FL69R!!
#homestuck introject#homestuck sourcecall#source call#sourcecall#whatever the fuck this is#introject#homestuck#karkat vantas#bloodswapped#blood swap#bloodswap#I KNOW ITS A LOT OF TAGS#A MAN IS DESEPERATE OUT HERE#what tags do i even put here#uhhh#davekat#dave lalonde#john harley#surprise I’m actually a fuchsia#storm is going to cull me LOL#fictive#can I get an award for most tags because Jesus fucking Christ man I’m trying#sburb#scooby doo#where are you#we got some work to do now#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly#did osdd#karkat peixes
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Looking at my notes i realized i have both made nightmare a cannibal and maybe a little too fucked up
#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmares gang#nightmare!sans#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.#Ooh#black and yellow!#Let's shake it up a little.#Barry! Breakfast is ready!#Coming!#Hang on a second.#Hello?#Barry?#Adam?#Can you believe this is happening?#I can't.#I'll pick you up.#Looking sharp.#Use the stairs
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Kaiju-Lantern Catastrophe
Uhhh
#wip I'll never finish#i regret everything#skyscraper softie au#heheheheh... he looks like the ender dragon oops#i feel like this needs a trigger tag.#pregnancy#mpreg#???????????????????????#not literally but symbolically. i guess. it's just his core in there but like. if you know you know.#body horror#that might be it yeah.#ultimately I don't think the worst would come to pass because he'd be let out or he'd twist the lid from the inside.#but in the meantime it's like oh shit. either I'm gonna die or we're gonna need more numbers. or both.#kaiju-squito season inbound#who would win#unfathomable numbers of eldritch nightmares#or one pickle-holdy boi#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
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day 4 of inktale tober! Honey I'll probably make an alternate version for this
according to all laws of aviation-
Ink sans belongs to @comyet
#ink sans#inktober tale#comyet#art#undertale aus#sans au#undertale au#inksans#sans aus#bees#honey#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee#of course#flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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On Tumblr Tags:
so I'll be on here minding my business, making stuff, adding like 5-6 relevant tags thinking that even then I'm overdoing it, then going to my explore tab and just seeing 5 page essays IN THE TAGS. I'm over here like "I don't really need more than 1, but... engagement, so..." and now I'm seeing the entire bee movie script word for word in the tags of posts. (paraphrasing)
#tumblr memes#Tumblr moment#funny#funny post#domain expansion:#Infinite Tags#according#to#all#known#laws#of#aviation#there#is#no#way#a#bee#should#be#able#fly#it's#wings#are#too#small#get its#fat
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finally got a real profile
thank u baby i don't know how technology works sometimes
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instead of 'truth is stranger than fiction' i bring to you 'truth feels like bad writing'
#according#to#all#known#laws#of#aviation#should#there#is#no#way#a#be#able to#b#fly#its wings are too small#to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees#dont care#what humans#think#impossible
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shoutout to mfs with counterintuitive comfort characters. gotta be one of my favorite genders
what? no. this post is not about my stupid obsession with Folly. why would u think that
#folly#comfort character#wretched beast hehehehe#im normal#im so normal#look at me being so normal#so normal about a literal dream parasite#do people even read these#so very normal#i have one brain cell#and its spinning around like Miracle Matter from Kirby 64#is there like any limit to the amount of text i can put in the tags or can i just write as much as i want here#According to all known laws of aviation there should be no way a bee is able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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Ya like jazz? (◠‿◕)
Absolutely I like jazz. On an unrelated note: I also like bees.
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can i just put quotations in tags now wtf
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Gotta love muttering movie scripts from memory while descending into madness
#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly#its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible#yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black#oh!#black and yellow#lets shake it up a bit!#barry breakfast is ready#coming#hang on a second#hello?#Barry?#Adam!#Can you believe this is happening#i can’t#I’ll pick you up#looking sharp#use the stairs#your father paid good money for those#sorry I’m excited#here’s the graduate!#we’re very proud of you son#a perfect report card#all B’s#(very proud)#I CAN KEEP FUCKING GOING
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ive bern up for 40 hours more or less where the fu l am i
#eepyposting#shit's moving that shouldn't move#blåhaj is nice#love blahaj#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
#hehe#bee movie#according to all known laws of aviation#there's no way that a bee should be able to fly#its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee of course flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible
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