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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of cour
#fragaria memories#fragmem#fragaria sanrio#fragmem textposts 🍓#i dont know crap about any bouquet besides red#so if anything is inaccurate just know that I dont care#because everything I say is correct God bless#merold#hallritt#puruth#rimicha#the meatloaf one is my tearful dm to a friend after ingesting my mother's biological weapon of a dinner#sanah#badobarm#myunna#cielomort#romarriche#romamero#arupek#chaco#is there in spirit#aruchaco#willmesh#kurode#pikero#tuxam#hangyon#klarkstella
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"Aww, who made you cry princess?"
They whisper with their fingers down my throat, their hand around my neck and their strap deep inside me.
#wlw nsft#lesbian is me#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#lesbian#i have a bunch of these in my drafts idk when to post them so im just eyeballing#i wonder how long tags can be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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#osc#osc art#object shows#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#tpot#bfdi#tpot tennis ball#tennis ball bfb#bfb tennis ball#tengolf#tennis ball bfdi#bfdi tennis ball#golf ball bfb#bfb golf ball#bfdi golf ball#golf ball bfdi#tpot golf ball#theyre so cute#tb would prolly be a good cushion#hes fuzzy right#how long can a tag be#According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body
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Looking at my notes i realized i have both made nightmare a cannibal and maybe a little too fucked up
#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmares gang#nightmare!sans#dreamtale nightmare#nightmare sans#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.#Ooh#black and yellow!#Let's shake it up a little.#Barry! Breakfast is ready!#Coming!#Hang on a second.#Hello?#Barry?#Adam?#Can you believe this is happening?#I can't.#I'll pick you up.#Looking sharp.#Use the stairs
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Kaiju-Lantern Catastrophe
Uhhh
#wip I'll never finish#i regret everything#skyscraper softie au#heheheheh... he looks like the ender dragon oops#i feel like this needs a trigger tag.#pregnancy#mpreg#???????????????????????#not literally but symbolically. i guess. it's just his core in there but like. if you know you know.#body horror#that might be it yeah.#ultimately I don't think the worst would come to pass because he'd be let out or he'd twist the lid from the inside.#but in the meantime it's like oh shit. either I'm gonna die or we're gonna need more numbers. or both.#kaiju-squito season inbound#who would win#unfathomable numbers of eldritch nightmares#or one pickle-holdy boi#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
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day 4 of inktale tober! Honey I'll probably make an alternate version for this
according to all laws of aviation-
Ink sans belongs to @comyet
#ink sans#inktober tale#comyet#art#undertale aus#sans au#undertale au#inksans#sans aus#bees#honey#According to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee#of course#flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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On Tumblr Tags:
so I'll be on here minding my business, making stuff, adding like 5-6 relevant tags thinking that even then I'm overdoing it, then going to my explore tab and just seeing 5 page essays IN THE TAGS. I'm over here like "I don't really need more than 1, but... engagement, so..." and now I'm seeing the entire bee movie script word for word in the tags of posts. (paraphrasing)
#tumblr memes#Tumblr moment#funny#funny post#domain expansion:#Infinite Tags#according#to#all#known#laws#of#aviation#there#is#no#way#a#bee#should#be#able#fly#it's#wings#are#too#small#get its#fat
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instead of 'truth is stranger than fiction' i bring to you 'truth feels like bad writing'
#according#to#all#known#laws#of#aviation#should#there#is#no#way#a#be#able to#b#fly#its wings are too small#to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees#dont care#what humans#think#impossible
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shoutout to mfs with counterintuitive comfort characters. gotta be one of my favorite genders
what? no. this post is not about my stupid obsession with Folly. why would u think that
#folly#comfort character#wretched beast hehehehe#im normal#im so normal#look at me being so normal#so normal about a literal dream parasite#do people even read these#so very normal#i have one brain cell#and its spinning around like Miracle Matter from Kirby 64#is there like any limit to the amount of text i can put in the tags or can i just write as much as i want here#According to all known laws of aviation there should be no way a bee is able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off
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Gotta love muttering movie scripts from memory while descending into madness
#according to all known laws of aviation#there is no way a bee should be able to fly#its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible#yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black#oh!#black and yellow#lets shake it up a bit!#barry breakfast is ready#coming#hang on a second#hello?#Barry?#Adam!#Can you believe this is happening#i can’t#I’ll pick you up#looking sharp#use the stairs#your father paid good money for those#sorry I’m excited#here’s the graduate!#we’re very proud of you son#a perfect report card#all B’s#(very proud)#I CAN KEEP FUCKING GOING
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According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
#hehe#bee movie#according to all known laws of aviation#there's no way that a bee should be able to fly#its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground#the bee of course flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible
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#what if i made a tumblr post that had no text#and instead all the text was in the tags#could you imagine??#wait this is it#btw do not mind about my mental state it's definitely normal how did i spell definitely what the fuck#i thought i ran out of tags but i guess there is no limit#or maybe there is one and i have not reached it yet#According to all known laws of aviation. there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body of#this has to be made on purpose look at it ↑↑↑↑
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#NARRATOR:#(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)#According to all known laws#of aviation#:#there is no way a bee#should be able to fly.#Its wings are too small to get#its fat little body off the ground.#The bee#of course#flies anyway#because bees don't care#what humans think is impossible.#BARRY BENSON:#(Barry is picking out a shirt)#Yellow#black. Yellow#black.
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mmmmmmmmmgranolabarmmmmmmmmm
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee [sic] should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee [sic], of course, flies anyway, because bees [sic] don't care what humans think is impossible.
*Everlux and *Everluxes (? does that end with -es?)
#fr#flight rising#fr scrying workshop#flight rising scrying workshop#flight rising everlux#fr everlux#bee movie reference#flight rising dragons#dragons#virtual dragons#virtual pets#online games
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Wade: Do you ever just think about bees?
Logan: ... No?
Wade: Yknow bees are weird..
Logan: *confused but smiling slightly at Wade* Is that so?
Wade: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground....
#wade then recites the whole bee movie script from memory for Logan#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#poolverine#logan#logan howlett#wade#wade wilson#deadclaws#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett x wade wilson#wade wilson x logan howlett#can you tell my creativity juice fucked off today?#i literally just thought#mmmmm bees#and that was the post today#i am wade#i am the one randomly thinking about bees
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