#ANYWAYS that's why

[enbeemagical]

i'm tired lemme tell you a bit about my ocs who are the main characters of the current story, present arc (currently writing two: present arc, which takes place in 2017, and legends, which takes place 5,000+ years ago)

okay so we have Alli and Rin. Alli is 15 years old, her mother is an elven crown princess and her father is a genderfluid vampire lord. she has an older half-brother (who used to have a twin but she died a few years ago). she's Hindu, which is 100% because of @plumblueflower telling me that her brother looks Indian and it kind of spiraled from there. when she grows up she'll look a lot like Anya Chalotra as yennefer. she's got some anger issues, cranky bab, altho this is partly bc the inciting incident is her qpp being kidnapped and everyone else thinks they should go get adult help but Alli kind of just runs off

Rin is the qpp. She's a 14 year old puck, with cicada-like wings that're in motion 90% of her waking hours. She's fluttery and excitable and weirdly good with names. pucks can change form (limited) and the forms she's chosen (that I know about currently) are: robin, deer, violet. she is smol for her age and pretty affable, her smile is contagious. also she is descended from Robin Goodfellow and her full first name is an alternate form of Robin. she is under 5 feet tall also. tiny childe. likes to fly to be at or above head height

they've been friends for 5+ years, probably around 8-10 years but idk exactly. qpps for much less time, unsure how long exactly, maybe a few months to a year?

[hazmatazz]

HII. What’s your favorite color

hello!!!! red or pink because they Should be the same color and also that's my gender fr

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[arctic-hands]

Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.

Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

[dr11ft]

chicana miku 🤎

[hinamie]

10 years later

[croudjay]

“Good Luck, Babe!”

[kensatou]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.