#AND NOW IT IS LITERALLY MY JOB
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the fact that i enjoy talking in front of other people and gain energy and mental peace from running large group events is so fucking funny and truly the world’s biggest plot twist.
#I THOUGHT I WAS AN INTROVERT#I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOOD AT PUBLIC SPEAKING#AND NOW IT IS LITERALLY MY JOB#and i DO still enjoy being alone in quiet places#but i also just love being with people#ran the main table at an eclipse viewing event today#chatted with a new employee and (hopefully??) made her feel welcome#was visited by two of my BIG bosses (a LITTLE scary - but i think it went well!)#and had over 100 people come up to my table#just great great GREAT times!!#and i JUST did a scout event over the weekend that involved over 200 people at our table#and that ALSO made me really happy#i fucking love outreach man - it’s so fun!#more more MORE!!!!!#*mary magdalene voice* i never thought i’d come to this… what’s it all about?
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i'm in one of those phases where i really wish i believed in manifesting and spellcasting and things like that bc you know when you want something so bad you're literally praying for the universe to let it happen
#ramble#this is not me judging by the way i think it's cool as fuck i just don't do it personally#context: a lot of my 'dream jobs' are now just 'ways to make money that i might not absolutely hate'#but i have one (1) legit dream job and it's literally FINGERTIPS away from me right now#i feel like most people who know me can guess what it is and know how badly i want it#i'm not even letting myself daydream about it or talk about it too much because i'm so afraid of not getting it and being disappointed#and also i don't want to like. jinx it#i've tried so many times before but this is the closest i've ever been and i feel SICK i want to bite something
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My roommate and I are financially unstable while he does through a long, complicated diagnosis process that started as we stopped being homeless. I just got a job, and it's going to pay well and allow us to get caught up and stable, but I don't get my check for a week and a half. We have rent due on the 1st, our storage bill due at the end of the month, and we are out of food.
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#for anyone curious we are growing our own food to reduce food costs and thats going well but takes literal months and we were only able to#start as it got warmer so things are a little slow on that but we also have enough planted to feed us already so theres that#and i am actually still applying to more jobs in hopes of getting a 2nd because its expensive to have medical issues turns out#we are just now recovering from bad malnutrition issues thats kept us both on and off sick for months and my roommate is still severely#underweight but hes gained a little🎉
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"Crosshair's not helping them dig because they're mad at each other!"
Wrong, Crosshair's not helping them because he has youngest sibling privileges.
#never had to do any heavy lifting in his life#he's got FOUR older brothers#ya'll really think Crosshair was asked to go get holiday decorations from the garage?#no all he's ever had to do was plug the lights in#after Hunter was up on the roof stringing them up#his job is to watch#quite literally#as a sniper he's a professionally watcher#in a nut shell#him and Omega are eating cookies in the kitchen#while all their brothers are outside shoveling snow#and now he even has Batcher#she'll figure it out#the bad batch#crosshair#wrecker#tbb omega#Batcher#corporal echo#tbb Hunter#The return#star wars#clone wars#tcw#tbb#bad batch#sergeant hunter#if you couldn't tell I'm in the kitchen eating cookies while my brother strings up garland
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Hi, Howdy! Hey! I really love your novel!! I got a little confused by the 4 day, may maybe you help me please? who is it? why we got the bad end staying the night in Ren’s apartment and he disappear of the home screen? I can’t understand “unset memory” game, sorry if I wrote smth wrong or smth sounds rude, I swear that I didn’t mean it if happened, I’m really a fan of the novel, I’ve been playing the game since day 1 or 2 I guess, probably day 1, english isn’t my first language, but I tried lol
⌞♥⌝ I hope you don't mind me answering these as bullet points!! ^^
"It" will be revealed later in the game! So I won't reveal too much right now.
You can only get the Dead End in Day 4 by staying at Ren's apartment — the rest of your choices before that don't matter. I'd also pay closer attention to the black smoke and Ren's reaction towards it!
Ren disappears from the home screen because he promised to help the player out (and stop them from getting the Dead End again). Try replaying the game again from the beginning for a surprise!
"Unsent Memories" was another visual novel (initially being written by @10chimes / @unsentmemory, though the project has since been dropped and handed back to me /pos) and is set in the same universe as 14 Days With You. Its storyline and characters are completely separate from 14DWY, so you don't have to worry about them while playing 14DWY.
#I don't think a lot of people know this but River was originally my OC lmao#Obviously BEFORE Jesse picked him up and turned him into an entirely different character /pos#We originally planned for Riv and Ren to have a Billy and Stu dynamic; except River would pretend to be a himbo—#— The same way Ren would pretend to be some Normal Empathetic Guy™️ kjgskg#River was also going to be a lovesick serial killer who incapacitated Bunny so that they'd stay with & depend on him forever#Also because Jesse and I wanted to have a ''same production factory; different yandere'' kind of vibe with Riv and Ren (and their dynamic)#Like... Ren puts Angel above himself and craves THEIR satisfaction whereas River cares about himself and prioritises HIS own satisfaction#Ren would hit his best friend (River) with a car if it meant keeping Angel happy & by his side forever#River would hit Bunny with a car if it meant keeping them by his side forever (thus making him happy)#But!! After everything that's happened in the yandere community; Jesse (understandably) wanted to get away from that kind of environment#So he's since dropped Unsent Memories and hasn't really got any plans to work on it again or return to da yan vn circle#I'm also continuing to write 14DWY the way it was originally planned (with 2017!River only getting a brief cameo to serve up some lore </3)#—But I'm lowkey holding out just in case Jesse ever considers returning hehe :3 I like their version of River and I wanna do him justice#Until then though?? I'll yearnfully clutch my locket and wait for my lover to return from war.... (she has a literal 9-5 job now) /hj /p#GKJSDG I scrolled up and??? NOT ME RANTING IN THE TAGS AGAIN?????????? WHY DO I UNINTENTIONALLY YAP SO MUCH#I will 🤫🤐 now#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#🖤 — shut up sai.#to be tagged later#weird0nerd
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more ancient ocs i got bored and made as sims. they were doing every tired annoying romantasy trope years ahead of the curb smh i could have been making booktok bucks
#had these guys since i was 15. sinclair is like the proto-[insert literally any of my modern characters here]#had to remake sinclair entirely. i have never been able to make him look right. until now crowd cheers#to be fair he doesn't look like his cc preview self bc he's got 2 different designs#when he's got the long hair and he's chunkier that's after a time jump in this dumb ass extremely 2018 story#but that's him in the beginning. this is like. a fantasy world based on the 1920s new york#and he's a gang leader (yeah i KNOW. I KNOW. i never change) who deals in dark magic or something i barely remember the details tbh#and the other one is calvin his dad is like. a cult leader? he's basically like locked in a tower his whole life that sort of thing#and they're magical but calvin can't control his and he accidentally kills someone with it#and his estranged sister who's a part of this gang gets him a job at their like speakeasy in exchange for covering it up#anyway pinterest heads know the exact face claim i used for him everyone uses the face claim but NO. he's the MOST that face claim#it's DIFFERENT#sinclair's face claim is that sexy joker cosplay guy. anyway#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.
Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#jason todd#(yes for the teddy bear. it counts)#batgirl#batgirls#mine#< keep forgetting to tag my art as that I'm terrible 😭#ANYHOW I'm slowly getting back into drawing again after my last ipad got nuked (cant think abt that or ill cry) and i finished uni#oh yeah j finished my first year of uni btw. i went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert like a week or 2 ago. I've been busy lol#but yeah it's looking like I've got a fun summer of bottom feeding ahead of me now that I've officially been told i got passed over for that#-comic job i applied for. lol. lmao even#it's fine honestly it was a pretty daunting prospect i just have to find a way to fill the time by myself now#I've plenty of comics to read so that's nice. got wayyy into mark waids DD run recently (mostly for Chris Samnee's art)#so that's been fun! i have my empowered omnibus (embarrassing and kept under my bed <3) i have TT year 1 i have huntress and WW#uhhh i got flash 1 minute war. lots of good stuff!#so hopefully i don't go. completely feral from lack of stimulation#also hopefully commissions will be a thing i can do#godddd there's many mkre things i want to draw. i got too enamoured w my own bad theory and now I've drawn tim!bats#but unfortunately now i only want to draw tim!bats being laughed at my the batfamily bc seriously tim?? really??#< it's literally probably not going to happen but I've invested myself in this terrible future for some reason#imagine damian trying to robin for tim!bats for 1 (one) night and the next morning he doesn't say anything he just moves to bludhaven#he can't take this shit#oh so many ideas...#ANYWAY. ues. finally art. now if you like it. consider commissioning me (in 2 to 3 business weeks <3)#(no pressure)
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Ray of sunshine
(pre-launch page for their comic)
#I can not wait to make this comic#I have to stop thinking about it or else I cant focus#every time I start thinking about it I get all jittery. I wanna make it so fucking bad its unreal#hope to GOD I can do it full time omfg#I'll need like 500 people on my patreon paying to read ahead. ish. minimum. which is scary ahgkjsahgkjagh#but! I'll be able to put that on patreon! I cant do that right now. so thats cool!!!#just a lot of people AJGLKJGLKJASLKGGA#like it has to do well or I'm gonna have to get a different job#cause. I am NOT working for webtoon again#I cant do it they are killing me#and I'm not getting paid enough for it#I pitched this comic btw and they said they liked it but they wanted me to simplify the plot.#cause it was 'too complicated'#its literally just like. a murder mystery + a romance + a fetch quest#like its extremely not that complicated lmfao#they thought that people wouldnt be able to follow cause theres too much going on.#and I am not interested in simplifying my stories to this extent. I respect my readers and I trust they can follow plots#just. omfg I'm doing it again!!!#I cant start talking about webtoon without going off again!!!#they PISH ME OFF ! HAHAHAHAH#okay. anyways. I have to get back to work now this took me longer than I expected#like 4 hours#I'm enjoying this new illustration style I've been doing though. its fun.#its like 1 layer and then a ton of effects HAHAHAH#we were legion#zagan and luciel#zagan#luciel#how did I make zagan so hot... I'm a genius...#if he isnt hot then no one would put up with his behavior at the start of the ccomic HAHAHAHA
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hi heres my ramblings about a md rain world au i made up in like a day bye
#how do you people make this look so easy#im dying over here#why is designing things so difficult its literally my job#and im working with alreadymade designs too#cringe or whatever but i dont care i just need to post this full thing somewhere#forgot to draw doll. oh well#i have literally every episode except prom thought out in this au#what do you people even do with aus btw. do you just have them#am i supposed to be like making content for them or do you just collect them like pokemon cards#forgot to write on the thing and im too lazy to change it now but#uzis spear is meant to pierce opponents and then deliver like 17 lethal doses of electricity at once#unless i do something cool or you people want it thisll be the last you hear of this#art#murder drones#rain world#im too lazy to tag characters do it yourself#its so fanficy but theres literally no other way i could make it work out. growling noise
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Aeterna Amantes 2/?
This blood on my teeth it is far beyond dry, and I've captured you once, but I wasn't quite right.
So I'm telling you that you'll be safe with me.
Why is this song not on Spotify anymore I’m so sad 😭 I used to listen to it over and over again when I was like 12..
#bg3#bg3 screenshots#bg3 gifs#astarion#did a spicy set hehe#there’s a lot more#but I’m on my phone now cause it’s 2 am and I have to sleep#so maybe I’ll post them after work#I HAVE TO WORK ON A STAT HOLIDAY IM SO MAD#LIKE THE COURTS ARE LITERALLY CLOSED BUT OUR LAW FIRM STILL WANTS US TO WORK???#I hate my job :)#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#astarion screenshots#baldur's gate#baldur’s gate 3 screenshots#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 tav#Astarion x tav#astarion x the dark urge#ascended astarion#ASTARION POSTING#oc: Lillith/the dark urge#SoundCloud#oc: lillith/the dark urge
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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hi Sorry haven’t updated in so long lol life has been busy and a load of big changes took place
here’s low effort scribbles n doodles (in order from oldest to newest) all from the past several months
#the walten files#twf#susan woodings#the walten files susan#art#digital art#procreate#twf brian#twf fanart#twf sophie#twf Kevin#twf Linda#twf bon#the walten files fanart#sketch#nothing too detailed cuz busy and had to rebuild my skills over time and I was drained asf#guess who stopped being homeless and got a job and has money and stability now#ya literally 4 days after the last post I made here I got insanely lucky and got a chance to move into a large and lovely rented room#across a shopping center and everything#life is good#it’s been rocky getting used to the new environment#but I’m doing good overall#I’m fed and have exercise and the means to exercise my brain and social battery#yeah#blessed
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my every waking hour nowadays:
#please this gay ass scientist and his situationship with a floating dorito has somehow captivated me mind body and soul#the ever loving struggle of trying to get mej a job#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#them. that's the post#all hail loser bill cipher#my trademark tag now it's canon#please the fact that they're canon#HE WAS LITERALLY TRYING TO SEDUCE FORD. THIS IS CANON.#bill your gay is showing#toxic old man yaoi goes wild#mej's favs
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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too
#octavian pjo#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS#ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him#and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF#there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS#have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin#(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t#intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#adjacent cause i’m talking him#will solace#also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo#HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE#GOD#FUCKING HELL#he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment#sorry i’ll shut up now#percy jackson
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reblog w the weirdest thing you do unintentionally because of dnp in the tags
(inspired by someone's post i don't see now - sorry y'all are the real ones, will edit to attribute appropriately if it comes up again - about getting into formula 1 and muse because of dnp vids.)
but yeah, most of us parasociallly spend a lot of time with them!! what strange habits have you picked up?
not really looking for hobbies/interests necessarily, more like just actual habits that infiltrate normal areas of your life, not a new activity you'd never have done before, but a new way of doing an activity you'd have done anyway, if that makes sense.
#i text like dan#like a teenager in 2006 w their first flip phone w t9 typing#(which tbf I literally was)#no capitals#no punctuation#frequent misspelling#leaving out words when you know you'll be understood regardless#who gives a shit about grammar#internet-speak acronyms from the early aim era#they're really just relics to most people by now i suspect#it's so ingrained at this point#i don't even notice myself doing it#like i am a grown ass 33 y/o woman and#i have legit texted my boss's boss's boss like that#very real adult important boomer man#he asked me if i was okay#i had a panic attack in a public bathroom after that conversation lmao#(dw i was having a shit day already before the incident)#wouldn't give the boring boomer boss man that level of power over me lmao#moral of the story learn to at least code switch and text like a real adult SOMETIMES for fucks sake some of us have REAL JOBS lmao#dan and phil#phan#dnp#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#dan howell#dapg#dnptit
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Nice video game Hazelight Studios can i add gay angst to it
#a way out#a way out game#leo caruso#vincent moretti#crime husband memes#how is everyone’s November going?#my fantasy romance is at 36k words now#I also had a job interview this week with the library which would be a literal dream job!!#anyway take care of yourselves as the holidays are coming up
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