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it/its crippled and tired I don't have much info in my bio for a reason dm me if you wanna know shit not a minor art blog is @theartistrans
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it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!
well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.
jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.
watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.
sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.
thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!
wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.
and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!
you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.
in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.
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Please Help a Transgender Woman Squatting in the Desert Raise $100 for Building Supplies for Her New Home
January 12th 2025
Hi, I'm Thistle Ishtar Daggers-Drawn and I'm a transgender woman squatting in the desert community of Slab City in Southern California.
I've just recently gotten a trailer and am building an underground house in anticipation of the scorching hot summer. During the summer here it gets to be 120°F or hotter so having an underground shelter (which can lower the temperature by 20-40°!) is a life saver!
I need help buying tools (like shovels and pickaxes), building supplies (like sandbags and plastic membrane to waterproof the walls), and furniture 🏴 once it's built.
My budget plan says I can build it with just $200, but with $500 I'd be able to use foamcrete to insolate it and build a structure on top to house my electrical equipment.
Please Help Me Raise Fundraise $200 to $500 to Build My Summer-Proof Desert Home
Cashapp: $ThistleDD
Venmo: @ThistleDD
Thanks for your donations and please share and reblog so I can meet my goals. Thanks!
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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Survived yet another blood draw and I'm looking to get a head start on getting the funds to pay for it when I get the bill in the next couple/few weeks and make sure I have enough money to get my meds after I get my updated script in a couple weeks. Help keep a Southern trans woman in HRT!
$0/$440
Even a buck helps!
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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard
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hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you
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hi my post is slowed down and im halfway my goal i just need to meet 170 $ to pay deposit to move out of my moldy unattended decayin dangerous atp apartment to smaller cheaper one or well my last. choice which is going back to my family’s where i’ll be exposed to the man. who csa’ed me. i have made other post but they are stuck please please help me and my partner leave this place
and start anew .
0/170 $
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hi my post is slowed down and im halfway my goal i just need to meet 170 $ to pay deposit to move out of my moldy unattended decayin dangerous atp apartment to smaller cheaper one or well my last. choice which is going back to my family’s where i’ll be exposed to the man. who csa’ed me. i have made other post but they are stuck please please help me and my partner leave this place
and start anew .
0/170 $
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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum
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For any relocated TikTok users
you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
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Homeless LGBT couple asking for help!
Hello again, everyone.
It's a new year and we are still facing a lot of old problems. My family is homeless and it's been hard for either of us to find work. I've been working on things to try and make myself a better candidate for a job that would get us out of this situation but it's still going to take time. Right now, I'm getting really sick again and between my physical health and our mental health, my wife and I are having a difficult time.
We need help affording food, a motel room, and toiletries. Any help funding our needs while we look for work and while I recover is appreciated. It also helps to get fresh attention on this post as we get way more notes lately than funds. We have to pay our room every three days so this is a constant need. I appreciate everyone who has been helping so far and I'm hoping I won't need help for too much longer. Spirits have been very low and we are nearing our limit.
Venmo: @garbageconnoisseur CashApp: $garbageconnoisseur PayPal: @garbageconnoisseur
DM for Zelle. Please no hate, you will be blocked. No unsolicited advice either, please. I just don't have the energy for it anymore.
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Homeless LGBT couple asking for help!
Hello again, everyone.
It's a new year and we are still facing a lot of old problems. My family is homeless and it's been hard for either of us to find work. I've been working on things to try and make myself a better candidate for a job that would get us out of this situation but it's still going to take time. Right now, I'm getting really sick again and between my physical health and our mental health, my wife and I are having a difficult time.
We need help affording food, a motel room, and toiletries. Any help funding our needs while we look for work and while I recover is appreciated. It also helps to get fresh attention on this post as we get way more notes lately than funds. We have to pay our room every three days so this is a constant need. I appreciate everyone who has been helping so far and I'm hoping I won't need help for too much longer. Spirits have been very low and we are nearing our limit.
Venmo: @garbageconnoisseur CashApp: $garbageconnoisseur PayPal: @garbageconnoisseur
DM for Zelle. Please no hate, you will be blocked. No unsolicited advice either, please. I just don't have the energy for it anymore.
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