#AND MY FEET HURT SO BAD

[dcwnrisen-aa]

IM REALLY TIRED W EEEPS

[blueberryratz]

(minecraft parody of how to be a heartbreaker by marina) how to be a block breaker...mobs they always be the danger....steve is falling from a glacier...seeya later....i mine mine mine mine craft

[moeblob]

TIL "Lay On Hands" is a paladin healing skill and I am blessed by this knowledge.

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Whb characters reacting to Mc teaching them a cultural dance

I'm in an Erasmus as I'm writing this and I need to put my pookies in every scenario of my life to be complete.

Satan is very open to learning about other cultures. He would follow in your steps making sure he doesn't make a mistake. He's surprisingly good at this and he'll swoop you away with his smooth moves. Would teach you traditional dances from Gehenna as well so you'll be able to understand your cultures better. Starts with the hardest one so you'll get annoyed at him. It's not his fault you don't have the stamina of a demon.

Sitri would gladly do anything you ask of him. He's also very good at dancing and he's a swift learner, which makes him a wonderful dance partner. He would tell you a lot about how he remembers all the other dances you (read: Solomon) thought him and he's more than happy to remind you of them. As long as you're in his company, he's the happiest demon alive.

Gamigin has two left feet, so, please have mercy on his poor soul. He'll get the hang of it eventually and he'll be so happy for doing so. If it's a dance that requires more people, he'll gladly take the whole of Paradise Lost and dance alongside them. No, the staff stays with him even during the dance. He's very excited to learn about your culture and he'll bombard you with questions left and right. Would constantly ask you if you want to dance with him once more or if you know other dances. Asks Jjok to record him dancing with you and even though the video ends up blury, he'll still treasure it for all the years to come.

Morax is another bad dancer (if we're being honest, only Lucifer can dance from Paradise Lost and he's not doing it for free.) It's fine, if he steps on your feet or hurts you in any other way, he can cure you instantly. He's stiff, and his moves are akward, almost forced (since he has wounds everywhere) but he'll try his best and have a blast doing it. Would hug you at the end of the dance and thank you for sharing it with him. Very polite gentleman.

Barbatos is all for it. You show him a the moves and he picks you up and starts dancing. He's very flexible and willing, so he can bend in whatever way is neccessery. He'll dance with you constantly and he preferes faster dances since he can flex more that way. Would totally ask you to dance with him in the sun, feel your bodies touched by the sun's warm rays as you enjoy eachother's body (not in that way).

[wingsofwater]

peach pit

[ID : a chubby skywing dragon named Pyrite, who has yellowish-orange scales with a lighter yellow underbelly and dark freckles across her scales, resembling the inside of a peach. she has a crest of dark spines along the back of her neck and on the tip of her tail, antler-like horns, her body is dappled with scars, and she wears a cord around her neck like a choker. she is sitting down, facing towards the left, with her wings held open and an uncertain expression on her face. the background is a teal rectangle with white peach blossoms overlayed on top of it. END ID]

[eggl-rd]

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: How am I going to stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

[citrusducky]

surprise (+ various haikyuus)

[blackboard-monitor]

remember when a while back i said i'm not physically disabled but standing up for extended periods hurts me and more than one person contacted me to let me know that i may be physically disabled and i was like yeah probably not tho

starting to think maybe there was something to that because today after work one of my colleagues said she was considering walking 6 km home and i was like cool, every step feels like walking on knives

[fcktaken]

Tegeler See

[glitteratti]

i really spend all week looking forward to my days off and then i have no plans do nothing go nowhere and spend the whole time almost wishing i was working just so i wasnt sitting here feeling bored and awful…like oh my goddddd is this all there is. whatever

[milfzatannaz]

me: I can’t wait to wear you beloved doc marten Mary Janes with a slight platform :)

my doc marten Mary Janes: I will shred your feet in penance for your sinful audacity

[bambiraptorx]

Aight I've heard the whole "the normal amount of pain is zero" thing but like how much pain is the normal amount after relatively strenuous and/or unusual activity? Like when you're doing stuff you wouldn't necessarily normally do and you're not used to it? By that I mean being on your feet for four to five hours lol I have no idea how people work eight-hour shifts at my job

[moeblob]

So based on a true story (then I went to my car and cried because someone apologized to me).

I thought I vented and whined in tags but I don't see them and I'm too tired to type it all out. Just know a few days ago I tried to avoid being in customer pathing, a customer then backed up to let another customer have some space, aaaaand the backing up happened right into my trolley at work. He then made a comment about how it was painful and I needed to be more careful. Today he apologized and said he felt bad enough about it even if I didn't remember him (I very much remember the incident but my facial recognition is in the negatives).

[softenedsunbeams]

..i hate that skin picking is something seen as gross. i've never brought it up to anyone because they'll think im gross i dont want people to think im gross

[deadmaidclub]

anyone have any tips for finding shoes that wont destroy my feet.... i had a pair of converse for so long that were (not a joke) 30 years old and they were perfectly molded to my feet and ever since i had to retire them i havent been able to find a single pair of shoes that doesnt destroy my ankles and feet when i wear them to work :(

[running-in-the-dark]

oh no. I did too much today, which means I walked or stood up all day. and we're going to a concert tomorrow.... I'm very worried that my feet won't like it 😭