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SIGH well nothing like a big bowl of cum to cheer me up

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Like you're doing it to get closer to God? Finally some good news today :^)

Ugh. Why is it all just lurking in the shadows and standing super far away and running around too fast for me to see and and hiding shit in the woods? What about direct communication? Huh?!? What does this thing even want now that im not cursed anymore?!? I don't think he even helped with the freaking curse in the first place because I know he isn't who killed Mulberry -_- RRRHRHRHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK TO THE WOODS?!?

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All day I'm trying to shift to be somewhere else to be away from it all right now and well I don't know if someone is messing with me or not but if you are you'd better stop because I am SICK of getting stuck in the Kappa Mikey universe against my will!!!

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I mupping voted... YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!

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Is that what you've been doing since you rescued Mulberry/VampireVrispeta from Area51? Are you making a mole coat?

Ugh. Why is it all just lurking in the shadows and standing super far away and running around too fast for me to see and and hiding shit in the woods? What about direct communication? Huh?!? What does this thing even want now that im not cursed anymore?!? I don't think he even helped with the freaking curse in the first place because I know he isn't who killed Mulberry -_- RRRHRHRHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK TO THE WOODS?!?

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I mupping voted... YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!

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I will do my part to help every muppet grow in strength under Jesus's light! We must all reach our full potential as members of Kermits Wacky Muppet Pals! WE ARE STRONG BEAUTIFUL MUPPETS 🦹‍♂️🦾👯‍♀️💦

I woke up surrounded by chicken bones, being held by my Muppet lover. It is bliss, and yet there is an aching inside my Muppet heart, chicken bones. I didn’t hunt these chickens. They were killed on a farm and then served to me on a silver platter. as a Furby, I’m supposed to be the Apex predator. But I am too soft.

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My neighbor has chickens you can kill one of them if you want to practice

I woke up surrounded by chicken bones, being held by my Muppet lover. It is bliss, and yet there is an aching inside my Muppet heart, chicken bones. I didn’t hunt these chickens. They were killed on a farm and then served to me on a silver platter. as a Furby, I’m supposed to be the Apex predator. But I am too soft.

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Ugh. Why is it all just lurking in the shadows and standing super far away and running around too fast for me to see and and hiding shit in the woods? What about direct communication? Huh?!? What does this thing even want now that im not cursed anymore?!? I don't think he even helped with the freaking curse in the first place because I know he isn't who killed Mulberry -_- RRRHRHRHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK TO THE WOODS?!?

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More weird toe missing footprints in the mud again this morning. I do not think the slender man leaves footprints but I think I saw him standing far far back in the woods. I think. I saw something tall anyway. Maybe he is working with the mop guy that Mituna mentioned or whatever. In any case he has not been taking my offerings lately :^( and mom is freaking out because she is a BAKA who will not open her eyes to what is happening -_- UGH. Screw these freaking sheeple!!!!!!!!!

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr >:( Maybe you just aren't paying enough attention!!!

::::33 < I n33d a new cult to join. May8e I should 8ecome catholic.

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Because God tells you what the right thing is when he beams special messages into your brain

::::33 < I n33d a new cult to join. May8e I should 8ecome catholic.

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Being punished if youre wrong will make you choose to do the right thing, obviously 🙄

::::33 < I n33d a new cult to join. May8e I should 8ecome catholic.

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Just some freaking EPIC images I found while surfing the net

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The spirit of Vriska baptized me in the Homestuck Sharpie bath... That is why I have gotten Cuntier

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No way! He loves everyone!!! Even the ones he has to punish for being bad but he probably won't do that to you if you convert

::::33 < I n33d a new cult to join. May8e I should 8ecome catholic.

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Well you should convert anyways because it is always good to have the power of Jesus on your side!

... and because if I convert you then maybe you won't curse me again

::::33 < I n33d a new cult to join. May8e I should 8ecome catholic.