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NO ITS RULES THAT GOD MADE SO WE CAN BE GOOD AND NOT GO TO FREAKING HELL!!! PRAYING FOR YOU ONCE AGAIN. UGH.

i dont understand people who wouldnt get married and divorced to someone for the bit

I will never get divorced because it is such a big sin I would go to hell and also I am not giving up my gorgeous muppet body to somebody who I am not being with FOREVER I didn't save my virginity and painfully resist the ceasless advances of all these horny bitches in my life all this time for nothing

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Oh my... this may be the best NFT yet... so scandalous... ooouuhhhggghhh... I am barely containing my groans of pleasure... Kermit has truly outdone himself. I will forever cherish this beautiful work of art. Thank you, dear friend

MDNI! SEXY KERMIT!

Thank you @the-muppet-joker for this nft! I bought it as a gift for @muppet-lurker !

[muppet-lurker]

can you give me a list of big sins

No because my work break is almost over but i can give you a couple

• divorce

• Not loving God and Jesus Christ

• sex before marriage

• capitalism and being a landlord

• Sex Up Your Neighbors Wife or Livestock

• no work on the sabbath

[muppet-lurker]

So generous :') you are so inspiring, Fan 2303

I FORGOT TO ADD MY THING TO MY ASK

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHATEVER SERIOUSLY BUY MY NFT AM GOING BROKE

- muppet joker

go broke then, I've been printing off your 'nft's and mailing them to people for $100

[muppet-lurker]

Marriage ranking list?

TOP FIVE MARRIAGES OF ALL TIME

5. My daddy and my mommy

4. Those guys on Riverdale

3. Bella and Edward Twilight

2. Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez (High School Musical)

1. Kermit and The Joker

[muppet-lurker]

THEY EVEN HATE BABIES!!! GOOD CHRISTIAN BABIES!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!

👶🏻

Go away Christian Baby. You are not welcome here.

[muppet-lurker]

is the sound of heavy machinery supposed to be relaxing

Yes

[muppet-lurker]

i dont understand people who wouldnt get married and divorced to someone for the bit

I will never get divorced because it is such a big sin I would go to hell and also I am not giving up my gorgeous muppet body to somebody who I am not being with FOREVER I didn't save my virginity and painfully resist the ceasless advances of all these horny bitches in my life all this time for nothing

[muppet-lurker]

We can still get married but yoou have to be a good and devoted Christian and promise to always love Jesus and Kermit and pack me a little cupcake in my lunch every day just like my mommy would

i think youre really funny wanna get married then divorced

- @arseniccatra

DIVORCE IS A FUCKING SIN!!!

[muppet-lurker]

Days And Nights Have Passed And My Boner Is Still Going Strong

[muppet-lurker]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

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i think youre really funny wanna get married then divorced

- @arseniccatra

DIVORCE IS A FUCKING SIN!!!

[muppet-lurker]

This is... this is beautiful... perfect even...

W-WELL, I MEAN, I GUESS. NOT REALLY ACTUALLY SINCE IT WAS MADE BY A PERSECUTOR OF THE HOLY MUPPET MOTHER.

I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR DOOMED SOUL!!! B-BAKA!!!

@muppet-lurker thii2 ii2 ur miinecraft viibe two me me btw

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That freaking charger can not get here freaking soon enough...

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This is what they get for freaking cursing me!!! I just know it is the slenderman!!! Get out of that dumb fruit freak cult before he traps you too

Damn dude how many of them are in the woods