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Why so serious, darling? Scared of my power? Heh. I love the look that prey gets in its eyes when it smells the dominant pheremones of a wolf that means business. Can you smell my piss? My muppet piss? My Joker piss? My homestuck piss? My divine piss? I am not of this world. I will grab you with my teeth and shake you

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Kentucky Fried Christ. I hold a chicken by the neck. He died for my sinful gluttony; I tear at him with my dull human teeth and drink his chemical blood, I thank him through mouthfuls of greasy skin for his perfect sacrifice. I kneel at the altar of spices and profits and secrets for eight hours every day, because the customer is all seeing, all knowing, and all loving, and I will be cast into hell for sinful sloth. Finger Licking God. I hold Christ by the neck. I tear at him with my bloodstained beak, and Colonel Sanders gives me a knowing smile. There will be no heaven for children of the Colonel. Thank you for choosing KFC and have a wonderful day!

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Born to be a muppet, forced to be a man

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Heh... your pants look awfully pissable, darling... would be a shame if somebody peed them (devilish smirk)

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İ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ c ̴͈̝̞̫̪̃͂ȁ̶̼̳͎̐͌̄̕ ̴̧̽͌̎nt.

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SWÈ̴̛̮̯ ̸̩̌̿͂́ATİ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ng. H̵̶̸̸̷̴̷̸̴͔͇̝͎̙̳̩̹̻̮͕͕̉͗͑̆͌̄͛̏̚͝ ̵̸̷̼̉̅Ä̷̶̸̸̶̸̷̶̵̢̗͇̙̻̩̭̻̠͕̙́̐͑̀̆̾̄͑͌̑ͅ ̸̸̸̵̸̶̷̷̨̯̩͚̩͎̞͉̩͗̀̃̋̎́̓̈̇͜RD.

I ḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ve to resī̷̡̆st interacting with xÈ̴̛̮̯m... Iİ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ must not ř̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝blog... i mṲ̵̳͑͛̀́̀st not like...

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I mṲ̵̳͑͛̀́̀st not reblog. Reblo̵͖̜͕̤͓̍̕gging ǐ̶̘̠̮̿̍s the DNǐ̶̘̠̮̿̍-killer. Rebloī̷̡̆Ó̷͖̮̉͒͠ggī̷̡̆ī̷̡̆ng is the littľ̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝-inteŗ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ctǐ̸̩̿͂́ǫ̷̂̇̓̈́̕n that brings to̵͖̜͕̤͓̍̕tal gê̵̳͈͕̺͎tting blÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠cked.

I ḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ve to resī̷̡̆st interacting with xÈ̴̛̮̯m... Iİ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ must not ř̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝blog... i mṲ̵̳͑͛̀́̀st not like...

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I ḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ve to resī̷̡̆st interacting with xÈ̴̛̮̯m... Iİ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ must not ř̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝blog... i mṲ̵̳͑͛̀́̀st not like...

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Bethany do you think dogs should be allowed to vote?

No. One must be able to comprehend sin

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Wǫ̷̂̇̓̈́̕uldn't tḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝t just give them a cḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ncÈ̴̛̮̯ ̸̩̌̿͂́ to revolt tÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠o though? I thī̷̡̆nk they should just p̶͖̰͌̿u̵̙͉̼͒̿t tȟ̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝m in DeA̶̙̩̻͕͑̆ ̸̩̞͉͔̃̎th Tŗ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ps

::::33 < I’ve never watched The Hunger Games movies and I never will 8ecause they didn’t try putting the capital’s kids into their own hunger games as revenge.

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Ḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ve you tried sÈ̴̛̮̯ ̸̩̌̿͂́tting out ̴̧̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ trap? Pě̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝rḩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ps a box and stī̷̡̆ck on a string with some Dav̸̩̌̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝ Favored Snacks beneÈ̴̛̮̯ ̸̸̩̩̌̿͂́̌̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝ath? Christm̴̧̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝s family mÈ̴̛̮̯etings are not a thī̷̡̆ng he should miss!!! SMH Ḑ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ve you should knO̴̢̼̘̦̳͗w the imporţ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝nce of the wī̷̡̆nter holiḑ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ys :-(

Dave ii kno ur doiin liiek a 7H11NG rn,, but there2 a famiily zoom thiing 4 chriima2 n ii want two iintroduce u two my dad,, our dad?? whicheva

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muppet Christmas carol mmmmmmmhmm the holidays are good for us freaks

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everyone else make miis idk why lets make mii chain

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GoÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠d thing ǐ̶̘̠̮̿̍ don't have thǐ̶̘̠̮̿̍s prǫ̷̂̇̓̈́̕blem living in A̵̡͕͔̩͑̽͝͝m̸̩̌̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝rica

existential dread of living in Canada

I'm scared what its gonna be like in the future

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Well I HIGHLY appreciate the ability to add a J.O crystal but my hair is shorter than this

I wanna do one of those picrew tag games! So here! Make yourself using This Picrew and tag some of your friends!

Here's mine!

@lemon-bats, @squooshyc, @spectator-lawful-evil, @ihaventsleptsinceiwasfive, @felixcloud6288

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Vrisp̸̩̌̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝ta I A̶̙̩̻͕͑̆ ̸̩̞͉͔̃̎m trying to gê̵̳͈͕̺͎t to Utaht o ş̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ve you (in order to fī̷̡̆ght yÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠u. I want ot m̴̧̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝ke it cľ̸̩̿͂́ȩ̷̴͎͕̅̿̊̽͌̎͝a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝r that I ̴͈̝̞̫̪̃͂ȁ̶̼̳͎̐͌̄̕ ̴̧̽͌̎m nÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠t saving you because I lī̷̡̆ke you or want yo̶͂̀͆̕͠o̵͖̜͕̤͓̍̕u around, I simply knÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠w that İ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ am the only being who can defȩ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝t you and can no̵͖̜͕̤͓̍̕t leť̸̩̿͂́ tȟ̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝ mormons interf̸̩̌̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝re with that and I will be fightī̷̡̆ng you after saving yÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠u also) do you know where in Utah you are located? Are you in SA̶̙̩̻͕͑̆ ̸̩̞͉͔̃̎lt Lak̸̛̯̼̬̖̳͂̈́̒̂E̸͖̣͎͈͊̾͗ City? I haven't gotten my paycȟ̸̩̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝ck yet but I have been bÓ̷͖̮̉͒͠rrowing my roomm̴̧̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝tes car at night to do Ủ̴̱͑͘͝ber Eats so İ̸̫͙͓̌͒̋ can get the tŗ̴̽͌̎a̶̛̩͔͓͉̙͐̓̕͝v̸̩̌̿͂́e̷͎͕̅̿̊͝l monÈ̴̛̮̯ ̸̩̌̿͂́uy

::::33 < I n33d to escape these Mormons so that I can make my evil plan!

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Sorry for not posting, end of the semester has been severely