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Why would you choose candy over raw meat??? You probably fucked the timelines beyond freaking repair with that choice!!! Ugh. I wish I was talking to meat vrispeta instead -_-

::::33 < I think I split the timeline. Pro8a8ly just a me pro8lem.

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Well raw meat is always a sensible meal choice so we're probably in the superior timeline. Maybe you could merge the two back together somehow?

::::33 < I think I split the timeline. Pro8a8ly just a me pro8lem.

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Wait then which timeline are you in? Did you pick raw meat or candy?

::::33 < I think I split the timeline. Pro8a8ly just a me pro8lem.

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Can you see both timelines simultaneously?

::::33 < I think I split the timeline. Pro8a8ly just a me pro8lem.

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Corn dog like that one @the-muppet-joker post (heated in the microwaves to be accurate)

Printed out so I can always have it with me in my wallet

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Wow, what did I miss with you while I was in the cave? Did you start agreeing with BETHANY?!? The freaking POOP FEMENIST?????????

Now I'm not totally maidenpilled anymore I can confidently say that Lady Bethany Rage is IRRATIONAL!!!

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This is so irresponsible. Im trying to keep track of so many timelines on this webbed site already and you're MAKING MORE?!?!?!

::::33 < I think I split the timeline. Pro8a8ly just a me pro8lem.

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ONE WEEK UNTIL I AM OFFICIALLY OFF THE MUPPET JOKERS DNI RATHER THAN SIMPLY BEING AN EXCEPTION TO IT FOR BEING A GOOD SPECIAL DEVOTED FOLLOWER

Oh JOYOUS DAY!!! I should make a gift for him

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now why did i wake up to my gorgeous muppet blowjob being deleted because of the adult content. let the grownups thrive.

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I will find a beautiful creek to baptize you in mituna and it will make God smile and i will give you the biggest piece of my frontal cortex that I can because that's what religion is about

Im free

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I went to the art hole and well guess what yeah that's right you guessed it MY MARKERS ARE FUCKING RUINED!!! FUCK!!!

*I gallop in circles hard and angry and so fast that my hooves catch on FUCKING fire*

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You guys didn't appreciate this one enough why do you hate epic boobies and schlong bulge

D̸͉̦̏̓a̴y 7: Free Space

Title: Lá̵̹̂u̷͚͊̎ndry M̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝shap

M̶̢͐̂e̴̯̽̚dium: Markers and Yȅ̸͉̦̓a̴̹̻͘h I knew the markers could bl̵͍̉̀E̶̛̝̓ed throigh and yea̶̗̐̈́h ̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝ knew ö̴̬́̓ther things were on th̶̢͐̂e̴̯̽̚npage and instead of thinking instȅ̸͉̦̓a̴̹̻͘d of LI̸͔͠͝STENING to mY̶̤̏̇ fuckong BRA̸̩͗ ̸͉̦̏̓IN MUDCLES well instead I took a b̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝g fat bong rip that's r̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝ght a̶̗̐̈́ ̵͍̉̀ bioi̵̟̍ī̴̸̟̪̯͝͝į̸̍͝iiI̷͈͘iii̵̟̍ī̴͝I̸͔͠͝g fat fucking gn̸͉̦̏̓a̴rly ass bong rip and I just sta̶̗̐̈́rted drawing and using m̵͖͓͆ỳ̵͉͕̂ markers and weell I just didn't think about anything and I pre̷̽ssed the markers so ś̶͍̕ó̴̪̪ hard into the pa̸̵̯̟̍͝ī̴̟̪͝ge and I jṶ̵̰̐st kept go̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝ng and I FṶ̵̰̐CK̸̯͝į̸̍͝NG RǗ̸̘̘͆INED my other drawings I RUINED Kermit Joker we̷̽ek I fucking rǔ̶͜ined it so bad I am ś̵̹̂u̷͚͊̎ch a fucking fool and I am so sorry to you tumblr cö̴̬́̓mmunity and mupp̶̢͐̂e̴̯̽̚ts and lovers of freedom and pȅ̸͉̦̓a̴ce everywhere

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I often think about how Jesus knew he was going to die. We often say how you never know what will be your last morning, your last night of sleep, your last moment of peace. Except Jesus did know, He knew it intimately. He knew His last time eating with those He loved, His last time to hug His mother, His last prayer. How precious were these moments for Him? The last time He had physically been with His creation had been in Eden. Now, wrapped in flesh, He had to give it up again all for the hope that He could again be with us, this time forever. The love of God physically hurts me sometimes. I feel how He misses me, and I dearly miss Him.

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Having an obscure OTP is a similar pain, in my opinion, to experiencing homophobia.

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@the-muppet-joker my liege what do you think?

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Frightened by what you see on my blog?

Heh.

A wise reaction... most people feel FEAR upon seeing HIM...

.....His Joker Smile.

.....His Violent Eyes.

..... His Twisted Mind.

Run while you can, Darling. Consider your split-second fearful reaction your head start...

♤♡◇♧I always thought my life was a tragedy // Now I realize, it's a fucking comedy♤♡◇♧

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