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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...

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cheesecake pics

Heyyyyyy happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day! ❤️❤️

thank you!!

my mom has promised me cheesecake this afternoon so i have high hopes

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Paaaaaaaaljon onneaaaaaa! 🎉

tattis!

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Heyyyyyy happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day! ❤️❤️

thank you!!

my mom has promised me cheesecake this afternoon so i have high hopes

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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observation: people think fMRI is a meaningful measure of "thought"

observation: people believe ChatGPT is "thinking"

conclusion: we must put the ChatGPT servers inside an fMRI machine. this will work perfectly and have no adverse consequences. trust.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🫂🫂🫂🫂

thank you bestie!!

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like a true DM, i immediately put him in a Situation

players have seen it so i can post it: underdark elk :)

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players have seen it so i can post it: underdark elk :)

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it’s the last day of my 20s btw

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BOY HOWDY last night’s episode, am I right?

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore