#AND I FUCKING KNEW SHE HAD MAGIC
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On a more important note, SHE LIVES
#SHE LIVES#YESSSSSSS#MEL MEDARDA LIVES#TAKE THAT âMEL IS DEADâ THEORISTS#AND I FUCKING KNEW SHE HAD MAGIC#I NEED TO SEE HER KILLING PEOPLE#(or screaming at them if that's her preference)#OH MY FUCKING GOD#it's super interesting to me how in season 1#Mel was one of most powerful characters#She was rich and she had extremely strong political power#But now in this season#Mel has had that power taken away#By her mother non the less#Plus being kidnapped?????#I think her arc this season will be about regaining that power and agency - but not in the way she had it before#In a new way#Probably tied to her golden powers? Who knows#mel medarda#Mel arcane#Arcane#Arcane spoilers#arcane season 2
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was feeling the sad beige mom in my soul tonight so had to doodle a her 'cause its a crime i don't draw more mystic flour tbh
also have my dumb message to my friend about it
#cookie run#mystic flour cookie#shadow milk cookie#creme university au#i really fucked up the beasts for this au teehee#shoutout to the bestie mystic flour who let blueberry yogurt die#to her it was a mercy to let him die because she saw what the forbidden magic did to him#and knew that the friend she once had was already dead before burning spice swung his axe#so she just let it happen and didn't bother to heal him when it was all said and done#in the end only silent salt knows what she did but alas hes really good at keeping secrets now#okay listen i just think the beasts in general are so cool so i made them tragic in this au because nothing is safe from me#still havent actually decided if mystic flour is dark chocos mom yet or not but it could amp up the angst factor for him so much#im so sorry dark choco i also threw you in the horse plinko my man#i need the other beasts to have faces already so i can go feral drawing them too
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itâs funny how things have gone full circle with malenia. she was so hated when the game first came out, but then people grew to like her. then the dlc came out and now people hate her again lmao
#i mean itâs hardly surprising given what we now know#she did all that awful shit and wasnât even charmed#like i see people talk about how stupid miquella is because of this plan to essentially trap radahn#but that also makes malenia look stupid af too#âgo to caelid and kill radahn so i can marry himâ ans she was like sure#miquella wanted the one guy in the lands between who loves war and fighting to be his consort for his age of peace and compassionâŠ#what a genius he is.#makes me wonder why he even needs some heavy weight to keep order for him when he can just charm people into submission#was radahn just there as a ceremonial position?#oh wait i forgot miquella thinks heâs super kind so thatâs why he wants him#miq learnt about the gravity magic horse thing and swooned#honestly still canât get over how incredibly stupid the twins look after the dlc#i think people like to imagine malenia was charmed just because it makes it all look slightly better on her part#like they are just making excuses for her#but holy shit the fact she was all but willing to fucking die so miquella could bag radahn..#what a thing to die for lmao#and he was apparently present after the battle? but didnât do anything to help either radahn nor malenia?#instead he was helping a random redmane?#he obviously knew malenia had bloomed but ultimately didnât care i guess#kind of like âoh well if sheâs still alive when I get back iâll deal with it thenâ#honestly wish miquella had just died in that cocoon at this point#tbh he doesnât really do much in the dlc anyway they could have made it more about messmer and marika#hell bring melina into it please that would have been more interesting at this point#we didnât need the dubcon incest plot micheal you could have left that one in the drafts#i gotta get this out of my head itâs driving me nuts#seriously need to move on from this game for my own sanity
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THE ORDER OF PALMS An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help. [BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]
One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames. Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn. It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms. Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest. When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath? It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks. She now travels the land in search of a purpose.
#luckys original content#dungeons and dragons#MY OCSSSS MY WONDERFUL OCSSS ITS BEEN SO LONGGGG!!this is a fairly old character that i made foreeeever ago#i was trying to go full on into DND LORE ONLY instead of makin up my own stuff. so when i was lookin around i learned abt THE HELM#the god of protection or watever it was. i also like playing paladin bc i love to hit things w my sword. i also like aasimars bc theyrprett#im sure i ahd other Min Maxy reasons for her but i dont have her sheet n ive forgotten everything. never got a chance to play her but yknow#maybe someday. I LIKE HER ALOT TOO. big and strong and well meaning but a lil dumb. justa lil dense n stupid. but she tries!!#I LIKE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE JUST SMALL THINGS DIFERENT ABT THEM. i knew some1 who had that condition. where everythings just flipped#aint that fucked up? that ur organs can just be flipped? and inever see it in fiction. its so neat. imagine finding out like THIS too#she had blacked out from the sword through the heart. the last thing she heard from her mentor was;#'you were a great student. that is why you above all else must die. i hope you understand' spoken through a gentle voice and a gentle smile#the very same that had guided Gjör so far through her journey.A BETRAYAL LIKE NO OTHER! she awoke utop a pile of comrades#each bloodied and dead and cold. she used her own magic to heal herself. to catch herself from the precipice of bleeding out#when she stepped out of the barn she had found that the village was burned to the ground#she was shellshocked!! it took her weeks to limp all the way back down that mountain. all the way back to the place she called home#only to be spit on and kicked back out. being a Paladin of the Palms was her entire life. what was she to do now?#OH SO THE ART. I RLY LIKE HER DESIGN.heavily based off of THE BABY SITTER from HALO LEGENDS. i fuckin love halo so much guys.....#i just love that trope of Big Strong Person in Armor that we all thought wasa fullgrown MAN takes off the helmet to revel shesa PRETTY GIRL#my favorite in the WORLD!! i also like the silly frilly pretty dress sorta motif in gjors armor. it hides all the stuff i dont wanna draw#thats all the ramble i got in me for now. PLEASE ENJOY. and ask me abt my ocs
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Dear Celestia,
Fuck you. I didnât learn a god damned thing âcause I was fucking right bitch.
Sincerely,
Applejack
Quote: MLP Friendship is Magic s2 ep15
#sheâs so real for that#like itâs giving those fucking serveys after guests speakers at school#where they need you to prove that shit was worth it & not a waste of time/resourses#but like#I already knew all that shit#but I do think it was valuable to get a guest speaker#so I just had to bs almost all of those#oh to have been honest like Applejack#mlp friendship is magic#mlp applejack#incorrect quotes#mlp#applejack#honesty
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Me: no really if you missed even one birth control pill you better double check you aren't pregnant.
#can you feel that thick rod begging for entrance#back and forth back and forth across your lips finding the perfect angle of entry#his adidas interfere but his cock is pre'ing let me in#đ€ honey we were never âjust friendsâ it was always way more than that#her & her i like to turn you on baby#when heaven is out on the street with the heat of the the night#It's fine we fuck and I feel better#don't you feel like an owned object when anyone says the magical ownership of All Hallow's Eve though#like you just want to be owned and have attention paid to you#and I can give that to you....we can give that to you#emotional attachment to a chick version of myself? oh I could see that#like she will think my drug use was nothing in comparison I reckon#me: *nods* so she likes ice though huh....yeah I can see that being a thing#you have a few nieces I guess.... đ€ well a few full ones anyway#a few who have way too much of the other half of us#she's like i smoke because I like it when i smoke#and I'm like oh ok yaaaaaas hypnotize me#when I click those videos I know what I am signing up for#just stare at you for a few minutes no words#yes please do say words to me though let's see how 27 years of hearing have done you.#well we both have the same life path number it's ridiculous to discuss between us#and she's like.....can i play with your 2 2#your destiny is facing and conquering that sexy fear of 7#mine is 7 children I guess*gulp.... fuck*#and two twins for her#his and mine#mine is a freak tho......#here I was in 2014 finally spilling my guts over what you had accused me of to her years ago#except it was like all lowkey and shit as far as the external world knew#...we knew tho.....we knew
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I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.
Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.
To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.
*Outside Gryffindor Tower*
Snape: I'm sorry
Lily: I'm not interested
S: I'm sorry!
L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.
S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-
L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.
S: No-listen, I didn't mean-
L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?
*Lily leaves. Memory ends*
The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.
Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.
#I just saw someone say they hated Lily because he's was too hard on Severus all he did was call her a Mudblood.#Yeah just called her a slur...And found it funny when dark magic was used on someone. And joined a hate group that would kill her.#And would've let her child and husband die if it ment she lived. bffr đ lets put this in real world terms!#you're a minority (pick one) and you go to a school but their are some people who hate you for existing. but its ok you've got your bff!#now years go by and bff is still your bff but theyve changed. they're hanging out with those aforementioned people who hate you for existin#and yeah you dont like it but they're your bff since for ever so you make excuses. but then bff starts calling people like you slurs...#now bff hasn't called you slurs so maybe its just peer pressure you let it slide its your bff. now you find out that not only are there#people who hate you for existing there is his hate group and they want you and people like you dead. obviously you dont like his. now bffs#friends they want to join this hate group... and bff doesn't deny it. ok thats not great. bffs friends who wanna join the hate group have#now moved passed just calling people like you slurs. they've went and beat the shit out of a person like you that you considered a friend.#and bff.... they say that it was just a joke. but are again not denying wanting to join the hate group that wants you dead. you love bff so#you just keep your mouth shut. now the day comes! bff has now called you a slur. and you cant make excuses anymore. they're just like their#friends and you cut your losses because again bff and their friends want to join a hate group that wants to kill you!!!#its not poor litte Severus its poor Lily. she thought she had a friend and HE betrayed HER! but but but why didnt she stop him from joining#she was a child! she was in a new world with no idea! she was in a whole nother house! and its not her fucking job to fix him! he joined th#hate group HE KNEW HATED HER! if he truly loved her he wouldn't have joined. but but but its not that- ADROMADA TONKS could be a Slytherin#and not be a Death Eater and her family was pure blood. she could do it! so could Snape.#severus snape#lily potter#snapes worst memory#the marauders#harry potter#the deathly hallows#lily evans#put some more respected on her name.#fuck jkr#james potter#slytherin#how can you be a snape stan and not like lily that 80% of his personality.#snape
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Gonna use this image any time someone says something low key sexist about Sable (ie "she's showing too much skin" regarding a fucking bathing suit đđ€Š)
I don't hear you complaining about Spirit đ
#I swear to god some people in this community#just say âcover them up whoreâ like a normal sexist does#also people who targeted the sables because of their bathing suit outfit and then others saying itâs fine to do that#because of what sheâs wearing⊠do you not hear yourselves?!#purity culture will be the death of us all#and then when you play sable because you look and dress like her and then people say whoever plays her is a âgoonerâ#get off the fucking internet and talk to an actual alt woman#(this is low key a vague post about someone streaming with their friends and making fun of the sable that joined the three of them because#she had the bathing suit skin on and they were saying shit like âwhat a normal amount of clothing you haveâ and the whole chat joined in.#it was the first game and I literally couldnât watch them after that because it just made me so mad. YOU DONâT KNOW WHOâS BEHIND THE SCREEN#for all you know itâs just an alt woman who likes the outfit and your making fun of her because you think skin = sex = gooner which says a#hella lot about YOU more than the person playing her. if you know who I'm vauging about don't be a dick and harass them or send this to the#I was so mad that I just closed the stream and reblogged sable pictures because this hate against her so fucking insane.#I'm not trying to start drama. I'm just tired of this bullshit. I don't think they knew how insensitive stuff like what they were saying is#(even though they really should have; they're an adult and their words having meaning and they clearly have a young fanbase that looks up#them so they should be more careful about the shit they say) but I'm not here to try to fight anyone. I'm just furious about#constantly having to point out how fucking stupid this is and how it's rooted in sexism and purity culture.#when you say this shit you're not just 'making fun of a character'. you're indirectly making fun of alt women who dress less conservatively#you are indirectly shaming a group of people who already have to deal with prejudice outside of your 'jokes')#I love how misogyny and sexism is such a funny joke to these guys (no I don't)#Iâm so fucking sick of how this community treats alt women#(speaking as an alt fashion afab person myself)#anyway. I'm just going to eat my dinner in silence.#nah who am I kidding I'm pulling up [popular 90s anime magical girl show staring 'rabbit' whose tag I don't want this to go to]#dead by daylight#dbd#rant#mint mumbles
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i showed my mom stp, thought shed get the damsel ! no !! she turned into the voice of the stubborn immediatly upon hearing that she must slay the princess. wanted the narrator to shut up, wanted to skip the path in the woods. didnt care about why/how she survived dying, why the path is changing, etc, only wanted to slay the princess. narrator's strongest soldier... !! got the eye of the needle and lured her out. no damsel only murder (also this was my first time seeing adversary/eye of the needle and shes SO SO SO COOLLL i love themmm my best friend the adversary!!!!!) thought youd find this fun ?! sparkle on its wednesday dont forget to slay the princess
THIS WAS YOUR FIRST TIME SEEING ADVERSARY/EON???? AHHGHGHHG gurglinf and crying. i kin ur morher i think. There is something about stp that makes you act in complete conviction whether thatâs killing the princess or saving her
#the first time i got adversary was srsly magical i cant even make it up#it felt like i really Understood the game#it didnt matter to me how we revived or what the meaning behind it all was or that itâs clearly better to free the princess#i KNEW i had to fight. and oh my god we could fight FOREVER! IT WAS GREAT!#THE PRINCESS AND ME WERE ON THE SAME PAGE SHE DIDNT LIE TO ME I DIDNT LIE TO HER#WE WERE JUST HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES BEATING EACH OTHER TO DEATH#it truly felt like i was the voice of the stubborn#so yes i am really happy about this information thank you so much#cramswering#im not kidding thereâs some sort of drug in this game that makes you get tunnel vision depending on which route/voice u get#like i would get completely opposite routes back to back - a route where we both hated each other and tried to hurt each other as much as#we could and a route where we both loved each other and wanted the best for each other - all of those felt real#one didnt cancel out the other#i odnt know. this game is so fucking perfect#i dont know how to describe the feeling it gave me the first time i played i really dont
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"are you trying to tell me that the great chinese hegemon-king, Xiang Yu, of the western Chu, leader of the 18 kingdoms and ender of the Qin dynasty, great warrior of the Chu-Han contention, is trangender?" ~ me 20 minutes ago hearing a friend talk about their game
#a friend was playing this roleplay storybook style game that took place in a minor-magic ancient china#and when they described the characters i quickly went âoh thats the chu-han contention! side with Liu Bang cause he founds the Han dynastyâ#and she was very confused that 1: this was based off of a real story and wasnt made up people and 2: i knew about it#and i had to explain that i find liu bang funny because he was a prison guard whose prisoners escaped and since thats a crime punished by#death in the qin dynasty he went âeh fuck itâ and joined a rebellion eventually founding a new dynasty#and at some point in the story she sided with Xiang Yu instead and ended up befriending him#and the game's for some reason eventually reveals Xiang Yu to be trans if you ally and befriend him enough#and this also explains why he has no bio kids and its fucking insane and whack
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day 16 of being back home from uni, I burst into tears in front of my mum by accident and her trying to comfort me was the most awkward experience of my life
#i didnt mean to cry in front of her it was so emabrassing#i do not let myself have emotions in front of that woman and it was very obvious#neither of us knew what to do lmfao#she genuinely pulled the âif i had a magic wand what would it look like?â#mother please#it would look like me not being disabled#or a world where me being disabled wasnt so fucking difficult#a world where people say âif youre struggling reach out for helpâ and then when you reach out for help they actually help#apparently thats too much to ask
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Do you ever read a fic & then some random side characters that pop up again & again throughout the whole story do something together in the background while the main character is occupied with their own thoughts & just brushes over them like a fleeting, unimportant observation? And youâre like these two, I wanna ship these two. And then you keep your eyes open for more background interaction like those as a secondary goal besides reading & enjoying the fic (thatâs when a fanfic really starts to live at least to me).
Though Iâm all insecure & paranoid now bc the author surely didnât mean to paint these two in a romantic light & just needed that side interaction as a description filler & im reading too much into this, but likeâŠI ship it. Oops. How did that happen
Link is here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1830772 (itâs actually Part 2 of a longer 5-Parter-Series & Part 1 was already awesome but it keeps. getting. better.)
#like. I knew perwaine was a ship & I was all âoh how cuteâ#& then just brushed over it bc to me it only had cuteness & nothing more#there wasnât this heartwrenching emotional investment yknow what I mean#BUT THEN. one seemingly normal but also faithful day: I read this sentence in a super cool merthur fic#i read it to the end of the paragraph. reread it again & SUDDENLY Arthurâs emotional turmoil took a backseat#fics that are so long & complex that you ship the side characters my beloved#scratch that: fics that are so complex & thought through that they become independent pieces of literature separated from th original media#i love this fic#have been reading SOLELY this big boy for days now. yes itâs that good#canât put it away. I love it. it has literally EVERYTHING: nice plot. Arthur gets an actual character arc. humour. angst. mysteries#also Gwen is treated like the queen she deserves to be (and thereâs even a hint of Mergwenthur there MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT)#it explains Camelot lore & the laws of the old religion#and âletâs not forget the smut okay. letâs not forget that#ALSO the FUCKING BADASS magic reveal. kudos to the author there for depicting Arthur in a realistic way CONSISTENLY throughout this#Anyways. I love this fic#would definitely recommend dude. you havenât lived until you read this one#itâs worth it I swear#bbc merlin#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#perwaine#merthur#the hands of a hundred winters#The Dust of Hope#i love this author. I wanna peak into their brain#fics I have read & need to hype up#minee#as in my post. not my fic. I couldnât be this brilliant#fanfic recs
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V9C5
Got that post-workout bliss and a plate of pizza rolls, so Iâm raring to go!
Post Ep: whoever decided the rusted knight âtwistâ should step on a lego every five minutes for the rest of their lives
Wait why is Ruby running? The last episode ended with the caterpillar being dropped through the floor by the cat, so are they running from the cat? Was the growth yogurt ready, and if so did they grab it ($50 on no)
âIâm so glad the four of you are still the four of you.â Is this excluding Little because they didnât get hit with the Character Arc tm dust? (Now that I think about it, why didnât Little have a vision? Did we just not see it or are they immune somehow?)
âYouâre the one who ditched us in the first placeâ okay, Weiss, firstly Ruby stopped following the cat so thatâs mostly on her. Secondly, why are you being antagonistic to the one creature you canât afford to offend because itâs the one creature who can get you to the tree?
â...someone return to the Ever After.â How can you return to a place youâre already in? Is there a reprogramming center or something? If you veer too far off from your role you get reset? Reminds me of the re-educators of the Dragon Age Qun
Theyâre really laying on thick the whole âEverything is what it isnât, and what it is, it wouldnât beâ (shout out to that one Shinedown song from the live action Alice in Wonderland)
All this talk of what happened to the caterpillar just sounds like a shitty mishmash of the Ship of Theseus, Schrodingerâs cat, and a reset button
So the Red King underwent the Ever Again program (Iâm just gonna call it that, roll with it) and came out a kid? Was that by design or does everyone basically get reborn? Does that mean the racoon hasnât been Agained since Alyx?
Oh they call it Ascension? How Devil May Cry of you. Also I ainât calling it that. I like my Agained verbage
âNose hair from a leprechaun.â I am half expecting a Rocket Racoon bit here
Straight up ditching someone you know is acting off because ~ew nose hair~ is... something else. And there goes Blake trailing after Yangâs coattails again because we! need! that! bee! bait!
This cat is far too lenient with these assholes. They just straight up jumped on his head without asking because who needs to respect peopleâs autonomy amiright fellas?
Goddammit bring the cat back right now I canât stand Littleâs voice and cOmEdY
Okay all the lights going out one by one is hella creepy gg
âI thought this was lost forEVERâ why does Ruby sound like a highschool girl complaining about drama this deadass made me burst out laughing Also, is that the same sword from the Red Kingdom or a different one?
Okay the android is cool as shit I will admit that. The chain as hair is absolutely fantastic
Was that Summer in the axe blade? An axe is not what I would have expected of a Ruby clone. Those are hard-hitting and slow, usually used by the tanks, while Summer and Rubyâs figures suggest more agile approaches. If it were more of a hatchet size, I could see that, especially as a dual-wield
Pocket dimension blacksmith shop? Sign me the fuck up please
I think Iâm going to strangle Weiss. You literally just saw her standing in the middle of the road, staring at and talking to nobody, and you fucking whine? I hope someone stabs her with her own tiara jfc
âIt contains a motherâs promiseâ BITCH WHEN WAS THIS ESTABLISHED AND WHY WAS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF TO GIVE AWAY IâM GONNA BURN A FIRE HYDRANT
âWe do not ascendâ oh you mean die? That thing you said didnât happen here? Dying? Was there even a second reading of the script or did yall just smoke with the originals?
Yes Ruby go right past the hostile creature instead of literally any other direction. Yall deserve whatever hell you make
Why is Ruby carrying everyone constantly? Their legs aint broke girl. Go be a distraction while they go for the yogurt goddamn
The giant jackrabbitâs cool ngl
Like how one scoop only grew them to doll sized but whatever was left after it was splattered grew them all to the right size
The jackrabbitâs name is Juniper. Both cute and cringe
GODDAMMIT IT HAD TO BE JAUNE
WHY
HE FELL LAST
THAT SHOULDVE BEEN YANG
FUCK YOU CRWBY
#rwde#god we all knew this was coming but goddammit why did it happen#there is absolutely no damn reason why the v last one should be there for years when everyone else had minutes#'hur bur dur magic dimension' stuff it up your ass#the magic is called authors pet and its arcane focus is the narrative#jaune is a fucking black hole of a character#i hope he dies#i hope we all die#god they spent so much fucking time on the logistics of the ceremony that barely anything happened#again#if that shit dont come up later i'm stealing smth outta their house#thats probs gonna be how they de age jaune#also what did neo do to the og jabber? did she fucking eat it? is she animorphing things now? wtf#p much the only thing i actually liked was the blacksmith. make the show abt that guy rn forever kthxbye
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oi iâm pissed 2 high heaven
#B) but not anymore <3#my magic healing words#also i'm sick of trying 2 figure out why people dislike me lol. like who gives a shit.#they don't even have any goddamned taste#it was honestly my bad 4 being like 'oh maybe i should let myself make friends + be social' cause i already knew it would end in disaster u#know. i can't really trust most people + i also know that i'm kind of a temporary person in the irl world#the buds that are nice though were absolutely worth it. i wish she wasn't the loudest fucking voice lol. + i wish i hadn't reacted at all#i hate being unprofessional + i hate feeling like i'm fighting a worthless battle. i should've just let her run her mouth#i feel bad 'cause this friend i really respect picked up the emotional slack + i wish she hadn't had 2 do that. :/ i really care about her +#don't want her worrying over petty drama like this#honestly i also feel bad about being upset with this other friend but u can only be fucking weird so many times before someone talks back#like genuinely causing a distraction so i can't do the work that BOTH OUR NAMES are going on professionally? that shit is not endearing!#idk. i don't know what her game is so i don't know how to spin this in a positive light lmao.
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2000 went a bit smoother than 1999
#bro I was always pouring blood there for a few months#although most of the time I stayed in the bathroom#wait there was a girl named melissa that said she was preggers back then ... hmmm#some mix of fantasy of yours and some off hand reality of mine#a half?#am I some fucking DNA hunting magical mother fucker or something#one of the funniest things from internet chat is talking a lot of shit to a dude and then finding out he is a fucking midget#like he looked at me like he knew he had no chance in a fight but he should be given social credit for balls#the weird trend of midget throwing became a sport#and really if I am looking for proof the password to the switch#and the cosmos repeats it continually to me#bless her#she is our occult power#mom occult daughter occult....or mom a galaxy too or something
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#art#magical antithesis is usually a chemical weapon against werebeasts#mixed with something to dissolve skin its very deadly to them#city rats have thicker skin#sort of#but it can also be injected#where in city rats it causes paralysis distorted perception of time impaired magical respiration and death#after which it erodes the soul into nothing#so there is no vengeful ghost to stop the perpetrator from doing it again#lately it has fallen out of fashion#mostly because it keeps getting stolen#its actually suffocation that kills them#city rat burrows dont have enough oxygen to survive without it#aboveground shed have just gone into a coma forever. city rats get really cold as a kind of immune response#and their metabolism slows down#it can get very extreme. it usually doesnt but it can#this immune response can only be created with magic. its common in older city rats because they have more#halfmint wasnt old enough for it to be able to fully halt the movement of blood. which would have saved her#magic is mostly in the blood for them#she knew this because she was apprenticing under a doctor#well sort off. they have a different healthcare system#her burrow specifically had an even weirder one because like 80 years ago their doctors overthrew the government#and instituted their own#which i wont say was worse or better#but it sure as fuck wasnt good#if it hadnt all gone wrong halfmint wouldve ended up with a lot of political power#the halven burrow is one of the most powerful. its kind of isolationist#but its actually doing the best out of all of them during her time#it wouldnt have changed her. she wouldve used it selfishly from the start#shed have probably mostly just gone along with the way things were going though. minus the murder. she wouldnt have felt as guilty about it
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