#ALSO THE PUN HELP ME

[2nobwaffles]

SNOBBERS THE NAVIA THEME ROCKS hehe get it rocks, cause she’s geo

rock? dwane? dwane the rock johnson?

NO

DWANE THE CROC JOHNSON

[lesbianwyllravengard]

No but Astarion wanting to be valued for more than sex and seen for something that's not just sex regardless of who romances him and Wyll wanting a chaste and genuine romance with sincere and committed courtship with no sex regardless of who romances him is insaneeeeee. I know everyone's talked about this before but everytime I stop to think about it I lose my mind. They couldn't be more narratively bound I'm clawing at the bars of my cage

[the-punforgiven]

Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.

We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't

Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[naffeclipse]

Instead of a raging insomniac, what about Sun and Moon handling a Y/N who is a furious narcoleptic? It would involve Sun coaxing Y/N to stay awake because yikes, even Moon agrees that it's a problem to sit down for one second at the security desk and immediately slump over into a dead sleep.

[onbearfeet]

You know what? I'm officially pissed off at the lack of Sam Wilson Cap merch.

Yeah, yeah, we're all tired of Marvel's shit, but I REALLY don't like the fact that I haven't seen a single SamCap coloring book. I haven't seen endcap displays of his toys at my local Target. I bought a case of Coke last week, and I didn't see his face on a single can in the soda aisle. Not on the Doritos, either--is Dorito Cap strictly a white thing? (And you just KNOW the lack of merch sales will be held against the character. Wah, wah, we didn't sell enough of the toys we didn't make ... guess nobody likes Black heroes.)

And the greatest annoyance of all, at least to me personally ... is that there's no fucking SamCap Build-A-Bear. Not even a little add-on onesie, let alone a custom bear. First Black Captain America, and I can't buy a bear of him for my girlfriend (who has cosplayed Sam for years and is literally saved in my phone as Samantha Wilson) to hug during his movie.

Lucky for me, I literally have an Etsy shop where I make custom bears, so I had all the supplies lying around to make her something special. Meet Captain Abearica, Wings Edition.

He's soft, he's snuggly, he's machine-washable, and his shield detaches. I made him originally as a one-off just for her, but now I'm gonna make an Etsy listing for him out of sheer pique, and I'm going to take better, non-rushed pictures of the first order I get. (I finished the original just before I left to meet my girlfriend for her birthday, so these pics were taken in a hurry. I didn't even have time to wrap him.) He's made of anti-pill fleece and stands about 16 or 17 inches tall, 11 to 12 inches seated.

I suppose this would be an ad if I had bothered to make the listing before writing it, but I saw an ad for the movie on YouTube just now and got mad all over again about the lack of SamBears. So here's the link to my shop, where the listing will be once I make it sometime in the next hour.

Come get your Sams!

P.S. I realize it's not the greatest thing that a white artist is the one making these (I only made the first one because it was either that or he wouldn't exist), so if any Black artist would like the pattern I made, DM me and I'll scan the pieces and write up instructions for you. The pattern is a bit complicated, so I wouldn't recommend it for beginner sewists, but it's free to anyone who wants to make them.

[doodlejoltik]

my favourite writing device is having an un-Rei-liable narrator

[sysig]

Cards 👏 cards 👏 cards 👏 (Patreon)

[threestargirls]

omg sending in another assumption bc i just saw ur tag about wanting someone to guess ur eye color. you give off very strong blue vibes but if it’s not that then green!!

GIGGLING!! thanks for coming back with another!!! and it’s green!!! both my dad and brother have blue, but i get the green from my mother….

[wiltonne]

siiiigh, more pathetic off fan-art

[stocious]

DING DONG, new pfp who dis? 🎅

Hoe Hoe Hoe!

DING DONG aggressive sniff mickey is getting festive (and showing his true colors with his brand new shirt. love that for him)

thank you ky for making my new pfp 🥰🎅

[oblivions-dawn]

I just want them to kiss again but why do I have to be the motherfucker that has to write it

[charrchan]

I just finished reading Keep The Light Shining by @c-l-y-d-e and ohmygosh what an amazing story! I wanted to create something for the fic and while I was playing my RAV the other day after reading the scene where Slipher comes after Yugi I played this! (or well, something similar. It's hard to replicate improvisation for a recording haha!)

Now to ramble about what I was thinking when playing! SPOILERS for the fic tho so watch out!! - Recently, I've been trying to express more with my RAV Vast playing, I have the scale B Onoleo which offers both minor and major scales with it's 9 notes. I often play light/calm music, but for this I wanted to explore something more dramatic. At the start, I'm running my hands over the drum to replicate the sound of the ocean, I try to keep this up throughout the song along with the beat (which I sometimes mess up since I get nervous when recording but I think that adds to the way Yugi was feeling). The start is when Pegasus sends Yugi off into the water, it's scarily calm for too short a time. The beat starts to pick up when Slipher starts to show itself, reaching it's loudest when he finally appears from the water and Yugi is fighting to keep alive. Everything starts to calm near the end when Atem arrives to help him. Or something like that :p Some audio processing to make it sound better! Tongue drums are hard to record (>.<;) Hope people enjoy this! And I highly recommend reading Keep The Light Shining!!!

[eow-askblog]

What's the Kitty's name?

Is it friendly?

Does it like us?

▲-“Like-hmm. Multiple triangles or multiple…people? In the triangle?”

She doesn’t know the nature of the Triangle, or even that it’s a rift. Or maybe she does know, in the back of her mind…

[spotaus]

Coda and Ichor! (Catacombtale Style!)

These two don't have a *ton* of interaction in the Main story, but since Ichor and Balance are the only two characters I've fully designed, Coda gets stuck next to him, haha!

BONUS art jumpscare:

These two actually exist in another project I'm working on too called Codex, which is basically just removing the UT aspects of Catacombtale and doing a lot more worldbuilding and character design!

Coda is older in Codex and is marked by an old God (which should get him jailed or killed, as it means for everyone else) but he hides it for years and years before he finally flees the complex he's living in to go confront the gods and stop their destructive path. Meanwhile Ichor is much the same, only he's much more ready and willing to help Coda without much prompting. Here he's also sort of a Koi Fish! (His brother is a Betta Fish)

[daenystheedreamer]

Do you watch video essays, Father Yin?

yeah but im very picky i hate when they get masturbatory. i despise irony culture i despise post-ironic "sincerity culture" which is just another performative way of not being honest in any way. i think that defunctland video on the disney logo thing is a prime example of video essays i hate even though i generally enjoy his content. also i personally despise the contrapoints style i hate the lighting i despise the "fandom" and i think all video essays should be in the form of lectures. No Fun In My Dictatorship. also i hate bisexual people