#ALL THE SECRETS COME OUTTTT

[randomfandomss]

Sequestered cardinals spin the bottle truth or dare sleepover LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[cherry-leclerc]

the red high heels ☆ cs55

genre: humor, secret relationship, leclerc!twins

word count: 1.9k

It's 2am and Charles is desperate to find you. Who better to help look for you than his teammate?

req... guys, i literally wrote different versions of this request at least 5 times...anyways, hope you enjoy a quick one :)

Groaning, Carlos stands up from his bed, making his way to the door. It’s 2 am and he was far too comfortable until he was rudely interrupted. Opening the door, he sees a despaired Charles, dark under eyes evident. “Charles? Are you okay, man?” His voice is raw and croaky almost. His teammate shakes his head, then nods.

“Fuck, it’s just that…my sister. Mate, I don’t know where she is.” Hearing this, the Spaniard narrows his eyes, all of a sudden awake. 

“What do you mean you don’t know?” 

“Well, I checked her room, I called her and nothing. We’re supposed to be leaving for the airport in an hour!” 

Carlos stays still for a moment. “Okay, I’ll help you look for her, she can’t be too far out. She’s not like that.” The Monegasque nods slowly before beginning to slump his way into the room. Carlos sprints after him.

“Oh! Um…How about you wait outside? It’s just that the room is so messy.” Turning his gaze, he points to the spotless room. Charles frowns. 

“Carlos, this has got to be the cleanest room I’ve ever seen in my entire life.” He scrunches his nose before waving his hands in his teammates direction. “Hurry and put on a shirt so we can leave.” With tight lips, he nods. He’s slow about it too, the way he makes his way to his suitcase. Opening it, it’s empty. He slightly curses himself for being too much of a neat freak that he just had to organize his clothes into the small closet. “Some girl kept your shirt?” Charles' smile is teasing as he sends over a playful wink. Carlos winces.

“Of course not! Just have to…” He points over to the closet that is on the other side of the room. He pats his face. “You know what? I think I’m going to put my shoes on first! I’ll be quick, if you want we can meet outside.” 

“It’s no big deal. I can wait. I mean you are helping me after all.” The brown eyed man wants to yell when a kind smile tugs at Charles’ lips. Get out, get out, get outttt. 

“Of course.” Leaning down to grab his Golden Goose under the bed he takes a deep breath. His heart is beating so fast, he thinks it might leap out of his chest. Charles is talking, but all is unclear as Carlos reaches down. He quickly relaxes when he finds his shoes. He lets out a shaky breath.

“Oh no. Is your age getting the best out of you?” Charles snickers as Carlos grunts before sitting beside him, slipping on his shoes ever so slowly. Charles is growing impatient, he could tell. This was good.

“So, um, where do you think she is?” Carlos questions as he unties his other shoe. Charles hums.

“You know what? I have a feeling she’s not that far…Twin telepathy.” The broody man rolls his eyes as Charles shares a thoughtful glance. He laughs. “Call it what you want, but that shit exists.” 

“I bet.”

The green eyed boy furrows his brows at Carlos’ clumsy fingers playing with his laces. He desperately huffs. “Do you need help or something?”

“Almost got it…” The white strings become undone for what seems the millionth time before he finally gets the grips of it. Bravo, Charles mutters. 

“Coming back to what you were saying, what do you mean by twin telepathy?” Carlos stands up making his way to his empty suitcase again but Charles doesn’t even seem to notice as he becomes entertained by his bracelets. 

“Oh, well, it’s real. I feel like she can’t be that far. How else do you think I would win at tag when we were younger?” He raises an eyebrow over his teammate. He continues with a now moody face. “Though, something else tells me she’s with someone, y’know?” Carlos chokes as he turns to face Charles. I don’t, he squeaks out. “It’s just that I’ve had this feeling that she might be seeing someone from the grid. I told her not to and she said she would never, but I don’t know why I could never really believe her. Plus, she’s oddly been attached to her phone a tad bit too much.”

Just then Carlos’ phone rings. They both shoot their eyes to the bright light that shines in the middle of the messy bed sheets. Reaching out, Charles grabs it before handing it over. You should probably answer. Hastily, he takes it. 

Get. Him. Out.

He coughs as he slips his phone into his back pocket. “Hey, why don’t you start looking for her without me? I swear I’ll be out in a minute.”

“I don’t know where else to look, I’ve tried everywhere! Just hurry so we can brainstorm ideas. I swear to God when I find her-” A light thud echoes the small room as he cocks his head to the side in attentiveness. He raises his hand to his ear. “Did you hear that?”

The Spaniard immediately goes to rub his elbow. “I just hit my arm, that’s all.” 

“Be careful, mate.” He stands up. “Okay grab your shirt.”

“Mierda. I can’t find it.” But that's a lie because just a couple of feet behind Charles, it lies. Right next to a pair of red heels. Charles' eyes roam the room with a slightly annoyed expression before spotting it. Picking it up, he pauses. When he turns around he wears a toothy grin.

“Oh shit! You have a girl over! That’s why you went all shy!” He picks up the heel. “That’s crazy. Looks just like my sisters. Girls just have the same taste these days…”

Carlos quickly grabs the shirt from him before snatching the heel back too. “I-I didn’t–I mean I did, but she left! She must have forgotten her sh–” The words tumble past his lips so fast that he doesn’t notice how Charles’ expression has dropped.

The red high heel could have been anyones, true, but not everyone had your initials at the bottom. He knows since he was the one who had gifted them to you as a birthday present. You had begged for months.

“Hope you shut up now that you have them,” he says as you smile down at the designer heels. You nod happily. 

“I promise I’ll take care of them, Charlie! So sweet, I mean, you even added a nice detail!”

He’s fuming, but he’s also confused. “You motherfucker–”

“It’s just a shoe, mate!” Carlos' voice cracks in nervousness as his teammate strolls his way over. The Monegasque quickly grabs Carlos’ collared shirt as he pushes him against the closet. His body thuds as he groans. 

“Where’s my sister?” His harsh glare doesn’t equal his tone and that scares Carlos just a tiny…lot. 

“I don’t know! Let’s go look for her!” He tries to pry Charles’ hands off, but this only makes him push him back against the wood, harder. He cringes.

“Stop lying.” When Carlos looks down and doesn’t respond, he doesn’t think twice as he starts to bang his body against the brown doors. It shakes so much that the closet starts to get slightly unbalanced. And then…

It tips over.

Reacting quickly, Charles swiftly pulls Carlos away as they both fall onto the floor. The closet falls with a loud thud as they both gasp. But Carlos is quick to try to lift it up. “Calm down, it’s just a closet-”

“Fuck you, your sister is inside!”

Charles’ eyes go wide as he runs over to help his teammate. Finally, once it’s stood up correctly, they open the doors in a hurry. You moan as you rub your head.

“You both are so fucking innsufferable.” Your eyes are screwed shut when you reach your arm out for help. Your boyfriend is about to help you but your brother beats him to it. He leads you to the bed as you curl into a ball. “Oh God, I think I have a concussion.”

“We should take her to the hospital,” Carlos says as Charles bites down onto his nails. He agrees. They care, of course they do, but they’re not smooth about it.

“You grab her head and I’ll grab her legs.” Charles instructs as Carlos nods. 

“No!” You sit up straight as you crawl further away from them. “I’m fine.” 

“Amor, you should get checked out-”

“I don’t like that nickname. Stop it.” Charles mutters as he crosses his arms. You ignore him.

“Seriously, I’m fine. All your clothes saved me.” He lets out a sarcastic laugh as you giggle. Charles can’t help but glare at both of you.

“Okay, since you’re feeling well, then we should leave. Now.” 

“No.”

His gaze sharpens as you cuddle your legs to your chest. “Stop being a brat. Let’s go.” He reaches out for you but you only kick his arms away. I’ll leave with Carlos, you bicker back. “Just shut up. Let’s. Go.” He reaches out to grab your legs as he starts to drag you towards him, but you’re kicking and screaming so loud that he lets go to cover his ears. He almost loses it when you run over to Carlos as you hug him like your favorite teddy bear.

“You can go. I want to leave with Carlos.”

He clicks his tongue as he places his hands on his hips. He taps his shoe. “Listen, say goodbye or whatever you want, but you are not going anywhere with him.” You shake your head. Carlos sighs as he places a kiss to the top of your head.

“I think he’s right.” 

I don’t need your help controlling my sister, Charles wants to warn him but he doesn’t when he notices you deflate, furthermore. “No, I want to stay with you. I can deal with him later.” The Spaniard unties your hands from his waist before he leans down to place a kiss on your cheek.

“No, you should listen to your brother.” You know he isn’t breaking up with you, but perhaps a bang to the head has you slightly sensitive. Tears slowly fill up your eyes.

“Do you not want me anymore?” Your voice is small and he wants to punch himself for causing so much confusion. He’s about to say, you know I always do, but decides not to answer when he looks up at Charles, who stands by quietly.

“I…”

Charles awkwardly clears his throat as he twists his heel. You muster up the dirtiest stare possible as you say, “What do you want now?” He winces at your tone as he exhales in defeat.

“You can stay.” You narrow your eyes as you let out a wobbly smile. Are you serious? He nods as Carlos smiles at him in thankfulness. “But we spoke about this so many times, didn’t we? I always warned you that relationships like this take lots of taking care of, that's the main reason why I was always so against it, never because I didn’t want to see you happy.” His eyes flicker to Carlos, who’s attention remains on you. 

“I know that, but I don’t care. I’m willing to learn.”

“I know you are. And you.” He points sharply at the Spaniard. “I can’t believe you went behind my back! That’s my sister!” Calm down, you plead. “You know what, we’re twins, so I hope you think of me when you kiss her-”

The room goes silent as you stare back with wide eyes. Once a single giggle is let out, a string only follows as you hurl over laughing. “That’s so wrong!” Charles blushes.

“Forget I said anything, just…Be careful and treat her right.”

Carlos bobs his head as he hugs you from behind and you lean into his touch with a glow Charles has never seen on you. 

“I swear to God I will always do that.”

[lightlycareless]

Hiii 🤍

So I got this idea from one of your one-shots, the one where naoya and y/n are doing it in a mission😭

So they are secretly dating in that right ? And I thought about them in highschool AU secretly dating too🤭 And you know her siblings and friends finding out eventually, like I really wanna see naoya and y/n sneaking outttt and those stuff yk, kinda like a forbidden romance 😭

Have a good day 🤍🤍🤍 byeee!

Hellooooooooooo anon hehehe

Thank you for liking that dirty piece of mine 😏 super indulgent, of course. Glad to have it out of my system. (Edit: it said sister, wtf lol)

So anything highschool au related is like my weakness, specially if I get to write things like secretly dating aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyways this is a two part story!!! heheheh Didn't mean to, but after that ending, I just had to. :) I hope you enjoy it!!

warnings: none. au. highschool. Naoya is like maybe super ooc, but he adores you so. 💖 it's only expected. FLUFFFFFFF.

Happy reading!!!

Secretly dating Naoya during high school is naturally filled with clandestine meet ups here and there, made possible by you asking for permission to go the “restroom” in the middle of class, only to head up straight to the designated place of reunion: right around the corner of a distant hallway and beneath the stairs, pulled into a tight embrace as soon as you cross his sight, and subsequentially letting you know how much he missed you and how dreadful it was to be away from you for even one second!

“I missed you too!” you would exclaim, wrapping your arms around his neck and attempting to pull him down for a kiss—you always hated how he forced you to stand on your tip toes, all for his seeming enjoyment. “Lean down a bit, I can't kiss you like this!”

But Naoya would only chuckle, letting you struggle a bit more until he finally obliged, taking your lips into another quick kiss before freeing you once again, to meet up later, that is.

“See you for lunch, princess.”

“… Only if you promise to not be mean…”

Naoya laughs.

Even if the two were meant to keep this a secret from the outside world, that didn't stop you from indulging in the things you always wanted to do with him, such as packing an extra box of lunch for him, obviously handmade by you, meeting up at the rooftop of whatever building was empty to have it together, and if he felt in the mood for such, feed him as well.

“Wait, before we eat, close your eyes.”

You’re no longer taken aback by requests of this nature, if anything, it excited you, so you quickly obeyed soon after. Naoya would then take hold of your hands, gently placing a box on them before asking you to open your eyes—a gasp ensued at the sight of your gift.

“No way! These are—how did you even get them?! I thought they were sold out!”

These were none other than the special edition tiramisu mochi your favorite store made just a few weeks ago. The desire to go and get a few was there, but your responsibilities at school were far more demanding, and so, you’d come to dejectedly accept the reality that you might never have them, not even a taste…

Luckily, Naoya's adoration for you (and determination to make you happy) was far bigger than anything else, literally, and with the possibilities he had… all that he needed to do was make a few phone calls and he’d soon have the happiest girlfriend in the world.

“Nothing's sold out for me” Naoya sappily admits, but to you, who was completely enamored by him at this point, was only the sweetest response yet.

“Oh, Naoya, thank you so much!!” You cry, taking him into a hug and attacking him with kisses all over his face. His cheeks become a flustering mess, and yet, does nothing to remove you. “I can't wait to try them!”

“Just be sure to eat first, though. I don't want you getting all full with mochi and then complaining you’re hungry…” he teases with a smirk.

You pout. “It was just one time!” that you wanted to recall. “But alright…”

Naoya kisses your cheek.

“Don't be upset, princess. If you want more, I'll get you more”

As long as you give him more of those sweet kisses, or more like tiramisu kisses, as they’d become known later on.

These were nothing more than just a few examples of the things you liked to do with Naoya. However, not everything would be completely enjoyable, and just as expected of life, the two were bound to eventually do things neither liked in its entirety—nothing too extreme, just… tedious by itself. Like studying.

Even then, however, Naoya always did his best to help you. Since he was the best student out of the two, he could easily provide you with the help you needed to improve your notes—if not the motivation to do so.

It was silly to think how Naoya at one point once hated doing this with you, or more like was oblivious to your actual intents when asking him for help. Back when the two were just barely staring to know each other, you'd come to him with the pretense of needing guidance with one of the many subjects you were struggling with.

And Naoya, was blunt and blind as he was with these social matters, would only limit himself to answer the follow:

“Why are you asking me? Isn’t your sister bright or something?”

It took a great deal for his friend Ranta to not slap the stubbornness out of him, instead, he managed to explain what you were truly attempting to do with these approaches. You can rest assured knowing Naoya felt like an absolute idiot after discovering this. Thankfully, now that he knows what you mean, he doesn’t let any opportunity pass. In fact, he even offers himself up for the job—even when you profusely refused.

“I don't want to study anymore…!!” You'd dramatically cry, resting your head onto your arms and down on the desk; simply continuing to whine. “I hate this!”

“Come on, princess; just a bit more and you’re done.” Naoya attempts to comfort, removing one of your hair strands covering your face. He enjoyed this silly side of you, thought it unbearably adorable… but he preferred you to be happy. By far.

“No. I don't want to; I don't care if I fail, I'm not doing this anymore! And nothing will convince me otherwise!”

“Are you sure?” He smirks, placing his arm around your waist and leaning closer to you.

“Yes!” You try your best to remain unaffected, even if deep within, you were desperately longing to bask in his touch.

“Not even a kiss?”

“Nope! Not even that!” You refuted his suggestions. “Don’t try to convince me otherwise, it won’t work!”

Well, you’d have to do better than that if you wished to stop Naoya.

“Oh, really? Not even…” Naoya then reaches for his bag to swiftly take out a small Gengar plushie. Coincidentally, the same one you saw at the mall a few days ago: the newest one Pokémon Center had released, and naturally, you’ve been dying to get. “…For this?”

You press you lips together, trying your best to control your impulses and freak out about the gift—but there’s one thing you always forget about Naoya: is that you can’t ignore his enchantments, and soon, you attempt to seize the plushie from his hands, only to once again, fail to acknowledge his impressive speed, a snarky smile on his lips as he imposes distance between the two.

“Nuh, uh, princess. You have to keep studying if you want this.”

“Just—give it to me!” you gasp, trying to reach for his arm once again, but he just keeps straying further and further away from you. In fact, he actually stands up to make it even harder for you!

But that doesn’t stop you, no, not at all, for you respond with the same energy, quick to stand up as well and throw yourself towards him in one last attempt to seize the plushie and claim what is rightfully yours!

If you hadn’t accidentally tripped over, that is, by innocently getting your feet stuck with the legs of a nearby chair and tripping onto Naoya, who instinctively grabs you and begins to worry about your wellbeing, Gengar effectively out of your mind.

Just like you—however, it was more by the fact you were embarrassed to have done such a thing, feeling nothing but stupid by allowing yourself to fall victim to such silly games, as seen in the redness of your face.

“Stop it!” you breathe, trying to free yourself from his arms, hide from his sight. But he holds you in place, fearing you were hurt. “Let me go!”

“Are you ok? Are you hurt?”

“I’m—I’m fine, just—just let me go!” you whine, and it’s a good thing that Naoya knows you so well to the point of understanding you don’t really mean to get away from him, but rather, hide your shame—which he hopes to ease by finally giving you the plushie of your desire.

“Don’t be upset, Y/N. It was just an accident.” He murmurs, kissing the top of your head, you pout.

“This was so humiliating…” you lament. “I feel like a child! Oh, I’m so undeserving of this…”

“Hmmm, if it’s worth anything, today wasn’t that bad. In fact, remember that one time when you ate chocolate ice cream and—"

“Naoya!” you gasp, he laughs.

“Alright, alright!” He cups your face, pressing your cheeks together and making you pout. “I’m just joking; trying to make you feel better, you know?”

“Doesn’t seem like it…” you frown.

“I adore all of you. Even the embarrassing parts.” Naoya leans closer to your face, rubbing his nose against yours. Your heart swoons. “So don’t torture yourself about it.”

“…I adore you too.” You confess, eager to already tell him you loved him, but only when the time was right. When he felt ready.

“Let’s take a break and get something to eat, yeah?”

 “How about ramen? I bought some packets that are supposed to be super good the other day at the market. We can just get some hot water from the cafeteria and done!”

“You know how I feel about that type of food. I’d rather take you out to an actual restaurant.” He raises an eyebrow.

“I would like to but… we need to plan these things with time so we won’t be seen” you dolefully remind him, he sighs.

“Well, nothing beats a date at school.” Naoya then jests, you chuckle.

He then cups your face once again, leaning down to kiss you tenderly.

Saying it’s a nuisance falls short to how you actually felt about this whole ordeal. About having to walk around eggshells just to go out on dates, but until both were ready to let the world known of your relationship, (or prepare for the dramatic response you know your family and friends will have to it) this will have to do.

Unless you two were to lower your guards and let someone else win you to it, hinted by the sound of a shutter coming from the door, followed by a bright flash that made you and Naoya freeze instantly, eyes wide as both slowly turned over to the entrance, loathing all of the implications this moment provided, completely petrified when realizing it was much, much worse than anything you imagined.

For standing by the door frame, stood the culprits behind it all, the last people you wanted to know of your relationship with Naoya: Gojo and Geto—the latter holding the newest bane of your existence, and the former with his mouth agape, eventually letting out a loud shriek that snapped the two out of trance.

“Wait, Satoru, Suguru—It’s not—It’s not what you think!!” You scrambled to control the situation, to no avail, for it was exactly what they thought!

The same information that had them running into the hallways and heading to God knows where, certainly not to keep this secret hidden from the world.

It was only a matter of time before the whole school knew, especially if there was a photo involved! And after that happens, you and Naoya would be forced to give out explanations to everyone that dared ask. If fate found it to be merciful on you, then the only problems you'll have will come through your friends.

If not… then it’d also be a matter of dealing with his and your family as well.

The mere thought of it sends shivers through your spine—mind scurrying to envision all kinds of scenarios possible.

“Do you think they’ll—they’ll take me out from school?” you fretted. Naoya swallows, unsure.

Guess both will have to wait and see what the future has unwittingly prepared for the two—until then, you’d prepare the speech you’ll inevitably give your parents and his in hope of defending your relationship.

…

Or at least, the possibility of remaining in contact with Naoya, if settling for the worst.

I realized that I wrote Naoya doing 1000 things for Y/N. But in my defense, Naoya is the type to give you good things and you're the type to give him good times? If that makes sense. I mean, he has a lot of money, and you're actually allowed to live a normal human life so, complementing each other!!! hahaha

Anyways, what a shocker. Who would've guessed that high school bullies Gojo and Geto were to find out you were dating Naoya first? UGH HAHHAAHHA It was only a matter of time tbh. Though I do fear for their life 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Well, since I love this concept so much be sure that I will write more about it. Or just about HS in general, agjkhasjkgas I love it 😭

Thank you so much for sending in this ask!! Can't wait to write the second part, the.... revelation and everything that will ensue. I wonder if they'll make it out of this alive? Who knows!! hehe.

Take care and hope to see you soon!!!

[missamyrisa2]

if you don't mind me asking... how would you tickle tease a plus size girlie who's insecure about her body yet also very horny? 🥺 ... also please don't publish this if i forgot to hit anon my kink is a secret 🫣

Oooooh definitelyyyyy with allllll the tickle nibblesss~

but fiiirsttttt you're gettttting alllll my attention with featherlight strokesss~ oooh I could use my feathers but I just mmmh ~ want to explore every one of your curvessss with my fingertips right nowww~ starting at your feeetsiessss~ gliding my slooooowly wiggling fingers up your arches to explore under each tooee~ betweeen each toe, lightlyyyy sliding betweeen each oneeee testing each pillowwwy toe~ mmhm resting each finger on those pillowsss~ awww does it tickle? Are you my ticklyyyy ticklyyyy prettttyy? Yeahhh you love your tickles and I've only startedddd because I seeee those cute leggiesss wigglinggg~

Ooooh but we're going nonlinear today ohh yessss ~ there's sooo many sidequestssss on this beautiful body that we're doing ~ oooh look at this merry band of adventurers~ exploring alllll arounddd~ mmmh fetch questttt on those siiiiidesssss just oooh lightlyyyy walking about heeeereee and theeeereee and upppp to those riibbbiessss and mmhh exploring those hipsss~!! Whyyy they're just soooo keeen to find allll those giggle nodes aren't theyyy~ sorry darling the featherrrr band just wanttsss to complete everryyyy task mmhm they need to upgrade their equipment I'm afraid~~

and oooh my goooosssh loook~!! They found quite a cache of gigglesss in these gorgoeus hips didn't theyyy~~ oooh wowwww someone spent allll their skill points on that feather stroke technique yes they diiiiid and there's suuuch a prettty spot riiiight next to your hip my gooossshhh would you loook at thisssss? Myy my myyyy oooh noooo they're cashing in sweeetieee~ and look it's a big ol blush brush ship~!! Whyyy did you even know there was such a thing? The team is piloting the brushyyyy cruiser riiight towards those mountainsssss of snickermoanssss~ yessss yesss ~

How does that feeeeel mmmh? The blusherrrr ~ yes that's what they called it ~ has founddd your girlyyyy royal buttons atop those cute mountains and it's extracting allll your soundsssss ~ brushyy brusshyyy on those buttons yesssss ~ and oooh nooooo sweeetieee!! They've summoned the kisssssyyyy monsterrrrr!! muuah muahh muahhhh coming down and muuuuahh riiight on those sidebooobss!! Oooh what a world ~ and ahhhh all that shaking and wiggling and they went flying ~ yes the crew is in a panic now, sent to theseee pitttiessss! Split up and forced to worked together in comically mismatched pairs! Sorrrryy it's alll scurrrriessss and meleeees on those adorable underarmssss but don't worry that kisssssyy monster is still heeere to get your blushyyyy neck!!

Ahhh but alll roads lead back yessss the blushhherrr is waiting for them as they climb down these riibbbiesss and convene at the beautiful bellyyyyy summittt!! Oooh sooo bouncyyyy such a tumultuous landscape mmmhhmm but they are hardyyy and hearttttyy and ooohh sooo determined to get those extra sweeeet gigglesss~ good thing they've been upgraded!! Now it's allll squeeezyyyy spideryyy techniqueeee for this area!! And of course your best friend the kisssyyy monster is riiightt hereee toooo yeahhh she's not leaving youuu~

In facttttt the kissiesss are going riiiight back down to those wigglyyyy thighsss while the team skitters about these sidessss and explores that navellll passage~ Muuuuahhh oooh this landscape is just toooo beautiful and sweeet for wordssss I dooo believe we need to chart allll of this outttt and return again and again~ Muuuah muahhh on these cuuuute lovelyyyyy thighssss~ and oooh blushyy blushyyyy on that belllyyy and now down the waiiiistttt and abdomen~ mmmh sooo bouncyy sweeet yummmyyy~~ yesss they're working on their own kissssy skills tooo little tinyyyyy muahs alll from hip to hip to hip to hipppppp~

And you haven't even seen the Blusher's final form nooooo~ looks like she's been upgradedddd!! We have this lovelyyyyyyy lil airship with a buzzzzyy tipppp to head down to that final goallll oh yesss the most sweeetttt of treasures lies beteweeen the kissed thighsssss! And we're nooot stoppping until that regal button gives up alllll its sweeet soundsss~ the most coveted royal pearllyyyyy mmhmmm and it's timeee to tickle itttt until we get what we came for and what you'll come for!! And ooh yesss the kissiess don't stoppp eitherrr! It's buzzzzyy for youuuu right on that girlyyyy pearlyyyy and then kisssyyy kisssyyy liiiiight lighhhhhttt and mmh bzzzzzzzzyyyy!!

Just waiiiit for the post-game questssss toooo darling~ oooh yesss we'll return to allll those spotssss and see what they're like afterrrr we get that beautiful gigglegassssm~~<33

(sorry lol I got into a real thing hereee~)

[rayan12sworld]

💖💙Secrets I hide

By:Mialovesbl

Summary:

Lan WangJi, Jiang Cheng and the juniors hate seeing Wei WuXian so depressed. Even after marrying Lan WangJi he still falls into deep depression, and tries to commit suicide. Unable to see Wei Ying in pain, they make a plan to travel to the past and change the future.

And that's when hidden secrets start coming into light.

Chapter:20/?

Words:116,249

Status:ongoing

Guys, the cat is outttt😂😂

"He is your brother! " WangJi shot back. "You should have stood by him unconditionally, as he did for you. "    "I was young- and my entire life had been destroyed! Pardon me for wanting to salvage what was left! And you are one to talk! All you did was ask him to return to Gusu with you! " WanYin roared.    "A-Cheng! " Both Yu ZiYuan and Jiang Fengmian said in embarrassment. Jiang Cheng scowled at his future self. What was he doing?!    "A-Cheng! " Jiang Yanli, shocked by her brother's conduct attempted to calm him down, staring helplessly when WanYin ignored her in favour of glaring at Lan WangJi.    "I wanted to protect Wei Ying! " WangJi was definitely shouting by the Lan standards, making Lan Qiren go into a small qi deviation. He had never seen his nephew who was the paragon of the Lan Sect behave so - so emotionally, as if he hated Jiang WanYin. And what did Jiang WanYin mean? Did this have something to do with Wei WuXian being a member of the Lan Sect?    Lan Zhan, who'd been internally screaming at his self for his appalling behaviour, momentarily was diverted, staring at his future self and Jiang WanYin alternately.    In retrospect, Daiyu really could have prevented this. She just found it more amusing to watch the growing looks of confusion on their faces. And really, even A-Ming could have stopped it. Why didn't he, anyway?    "Yeah, well, you went about it in the wrong way, didn't you? You useless, petty, sorry excuse of a brother-in-law! " WanYin hissed at him.   Lan Zhan, whose mind had screeched when Jiang WanYin had called him brother-in-law, slowly began to work through the information their future selves had revealed.    He was Jiang WanYin's brother-in-law, which meant that he'd married one of his siblings. It couldn’t be Jiang Yanli, she was clearly married to Jin ZiXuan. Then..... WanYin had only one more sibling.    Wei Ying.    Wei Ying?    He was married to Wei Ying?    Married to Wei Ying, that amazing, bright, selfless boy Wei Ying?    Lan Zhan's mind promptly stopped working.  ~~~~

"But - how?! " Jin ZiXuan gaped like a fish. Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi? Weren't they both men? So - wait - Wei WuXian was a cutsleeve?! Lan WangJi  was a cutsleeve?! Wait - Lan WangJi married?! Jin ZiXuan didn't know what to believe.    "He's what?! " Jiang Cheng thundered. His gege was married to this walking rule book? Is that why he had been living in the Cloud Recesses? Is Lan WangJi the reason his brother stayed away? Did his gege marry into the Lan Sect? But - but Wei WuXian was a member of the Jiang Sect! Some Lan couldn't take him away!  Jiang Cheng hadn't liked Lan WangJi from the moment he'd seen how intimately called his gege, and how desperately he had searched for A-Xian. He'd felt a curious sense of jealousy about the love Lan WangJi obviously held for A-Xian, and now, realising that his gege returned it, enough for him to follow his husband, (oh god they were married,) even if that meant the Lan Sect? A-Xian would have hated the Lan Sect, with its million fucking rules, and disgusting bland food. 

~~~~

They were in a cave now, standing in the middle of the pond, both of them completely drenched. Wei Ying was dressed in the guest disciple robes, his eyes big and questioning as he regarded Lan Zhan, the Second Jade next to him, an unreadable expression on place.    Nie Huaisang sniggered. "I wonder what's going to happen now, "    "Nothing, I should hope, " Lan Qiren snapped at the Nie heir.    "To be fair, Grandmaster Lan, the last time we saw them alone in a cave, some pretty intense things happened, " Nie Mingjue reminded the old man, who paled, remembering Wei WuXian taking his clothes off in front of WangJi.    Lan Zhan genuinely prayed nothing had happened, because Wei Ying looked ethereal like that. Like a water spirit in those ancient drawings he'd watched. So beautiful. So exquisite.    Lan Zhan stared at him, and reached up to his forehead ribbon. He took it off, the fabric shimmering as water droplets fell off it.    The air in the room changed in a matter of a blink of an eye. Xichen straightened even more, his eyes widening. Lan Zhan's breathing became erratic, as regarded the scenes, and Lan Qiren definitely became more and more closer to a full on Qi deviation. Jiang Cheng, Jiang Yanli and Jin ZiXuan wore similar looks of confusion, aware from the Lans reactions that something monumental was about to happen, but quite unaware about it, while Jiang Fengmian, Yu ZiYuan and Madam Jin exchanged looks of disbelief.    Sure, they knew of the love the two shared, but they must be fifteen or something here. Surely they would not....    Daiyu almost fell of her chair in excitement, clutching an exasperated Biming, a sentiment shared by Nie Huaisang, who, thanks to Xichen-ge knew the meaning of the ribbon.    In a slow, deliberate motion, Lan Zhan slowly tied the ribbon around their wrists, tying them together. 

"Cause its us against the world,  You and me against them all, "    "Us against the world, " 

Both Lan Zhan and Wei Ying sang the end of the song, their voices fading, softer with each word, as the music finally ended, and only the last image of the memories remained, a beautiful picture of Lan Zhan and Wei Ying staring into each other's eyes.    There was a ringing silence at first.    And then, Nie Huaisang turned towards Lan Zhan, ignoring the crimson blush on his face, as well as Grandmaster Lan nearing a Qi deviation, and said in the most deceivingly innocent voice : "I see congratulations on your engagement to Wei-Xiong is in order, WangJi-Xiong! "    After which all hell broke loose. 

[sticktopia]

Happy Accidents (RocketPrincess AU)

When a drunken one-night stand leaves Mango with an accidental pregnancy, he has to figure out how to keep his secret safe. Turns out, it's easier said than done when the baby's other parent is literally his boss.

⚠️Warning: Mpreg; Childbirth; Graphic birth⚠️

Chapter 5.5

Mango groaned as he laid in bed. He’d been having contractions since early that morning, and they were starting to get intense. So Mango grabbed his phone and started recording.

“July 7th, 8:14 pm. Contractions are starting to get-ugh! R-really strong…” Mango panted. “Water hasn’t broken yet but… but it probably won’t be long now…”

Mango got up and made his way to the living room, panting with every step. His contractions were mere minutes apart, making it almost impossible for him to get around. But he needed to prepare. Everything needed to be perfect.

Mango grabbed everything he needed. Towels, blankets, diaper, clo-

Pop.

Mango gasped as he felt a warm fluid run down his legs. He groaned and let out a shaky gasp as a contraction ran through him. The contraction was so intense that it brought Mango to his knees. Mango dropped everything he was carrying, panting as his body began to push.

“Sh-shit…!” Mango groaned and panted. He gripped the nearby towel tightly. Panting through his contractions.

“D-damn… and Nella did this so easily…” Mango muttered. Another stronger contraction ran through Mango’s body, causing him to cry out.

“AAAHHHHH!!!!” Mango’s whole body shuddered as he pushed with all his might. The baby was slowly descending, causing Mango a lot of pain. Mango cried softly as pain wracked his body.

“F-fuck… fuck it hurts….!!!” Mango cried. The contraction died down, giving Mango a moment to breathe. While he had the time, Mango laid down more towels and sat leaning against the couch. 

“Alright… alright.” Mango breathed deeply as he rubbed his contracting belly.

“Come on baby… come on….” Mango panted as he rocked a bit. Another intense contraction caused his body to push. He cried out as he felt the baby coming lower and lower.

“Holy shit… it hurts… to… too big…!” Mango cried. The stick shook and spread his legs. He reached down and felt his opening. He could feel the skin beginning to bulge. Mango moaned softly as he felt himself opening up with the next contraction. Mango pulled his knees back, pushing with everything he had.

“AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!! GET OUTTTT!!!!” Mango screamed. He then put a hand over his mouth. If he was too loud, then one of his neighbors may call the authorities; or even the hospital. Mango needed to be quiet. He grabbed a small hand towel and rolled it up before putting it in his mouth and biting down. Just as he did, another contraction ran through him.

Mango screamed into the towel, pulling his knees back again. As he did so, the baby’s head began to open him up. The pain of the stretch caused Mango to bite down even harder. Tears began to fill his eyes. He was severely overwhelmed by everything happening. When the contraction was over, he felt the baby slide back in.

“N-no!” Mango cried as he pushed again. There wasn’t a contraction, but Mango needed this to be over sooner rather than later.

After about 30 minutes of Mango struggling to keep the baby’s head out, he changed his position. He was now on his knees and leaning against the couch. The baby’s head was coming closer and closer to a crown. The burn was agonizing, but there wasn’t much Mango could do but push and cry.

“Get out… please… please….” Mango wept through the towel in his mouth. Mango carefully reached down to feel the top of his baby’s head. He could feel their hair. They had a lot of it apparently.

“Creators. Why won’t you come out…?” Mango groaned. Another contraction ran through Mango, forcing his exhausted body to push once more. Mango screamed into the towel as he felt the head stretch him farther.

“H-how big is your head?!” Mango screamed as he kept pushing. The contractions make his head spin. He was pushing with all his might but the head was not moving. It wasn’t even going back in anymore, it was just a constant unbearable burning.

“I… I can’t… I can’t do this anymore….” Mango panted. “Get out… get out….”

Hours passed. And the baby’s head was still stuck. He had tried so many different positions, but the baby’s head would not dislodge. Mango’s strength was absolutely sapped by now. He laid on the couch, one leg hanging off and the other resting on the backrest. Mango could barely keep his eyes open. His head spun and his body shook with pain.

“Am… I gonna die…?” He muttered. He sighed and tried to get up. As he did, another contraction hit him, Mango nearly screamed as this contraction took him by surprise. Mango’s hand went over his mouth and his legs spread as wide as they could as he pushed. Doing so caused his baby’s head to come shooting out. Mango gasped and collapsed as most of the pain faded away. His vision blurred as his mind swam.

“M-my… baby….” Mango’s eyes slowly closed. He didn’t know if he’d ever wake back up. But he was sorry to his baby, to Purple, and everyone else. He failed them.

**********

Mango gasped as he awoke to an unfamiliar sound. It sounded weak and distressed. The laboring stick immediately glanced around the room, trying to find the source of the sound. Soon, Mango’s eyes landed on his belly. That sound was his baby. They were crying. 

“AUGH…! F-fuck!” Mango groaned as he felt his baby squirm in his birth canal. He moaned softly and reached down. He could feel his baby’s head; it was out. A cry of relief escaped his throat.

“Oh creators!! Creators my baby!” Mango sobbed. He carefully slid off the couch and squatted against it instead. Looking over at his phone, he grabbed it so he could see what was happening underneath his big belly. As Mango angled the camera, he could see the baby’s head hanging out of him. His eyes widened as he realized the baby was a hollow head.

“Ugh. No wonder. You have his head.” Mango groaned as he carefully caressed his baby’s head. The baby’s cries seemed to have stopped as he did. Mango’s joy was quickly overshadowed when the baby shifted in his birth canal. The stick moaned in pain, pushing with the contraction that followed. But once again, his baby was stuck.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Mango cried. This was getting ridiculous. This baby needed to get out of him now. So with the next contraction, Mango grabbed his baby’s head, and gently pulled as he pushed with all his might. As he did this, the baby’s shoulders suddenly came free. Mango gasped as his baby fell out of his body; along with a large amount of fluids. He nearly fell over but he caught himself, using his free hand to stabilize his balance.

The sound of his baby wailing then caught his attention. He gasped and looked down. His beautiful baby girl reached up, wailing and reaching for her carrier’s warmth. Mango stared at her for a second. She was here. His baby was here and he loved her dearly.

With tears in his eyes, Mango gently picked up his wailing daughter. He held her close to his chest. Shushing her as he sat on the soaked and bloody towels.

“Ssshhhh, ssshhhhh. It’s ok. You’re ok my daughter.” Mango whispered through his tears. The baby girl calmed down once Mango held her, cooing and leaning into her carrier. Mango cried happily as he nuzzled his baby.

“My baby… my baby….” He wept. Mango then gained back some of his sense and grabbed a cleaner towel. He used it to gently wipe off his baby girl. Once that was done, he grabbed a diaper, placed it on her. And then wrapped her up in a blanket. Mango chuckled as his baby slept, he just couldn’t stop staring at her.

“You need a name….” Mango muttered as he gently caressed her head. The baby girl cooed and nuzzled into her carrier. Mango hummed as he thought of a name.

“Mai… That’ll be your name my princess… Mai….” Mango chuckled as he simply stared at his baby girl. His vision suddenly became spotty and blurry. Mango chuckled softly and kissed his baby’s head.

“I love you my princess.” Mango whispered before blacking out.

Chapter 5-(Chapter 5.5)-Chapter 6

[voidsteffy]

Thoughts about 4x01 (AHHHHH)

AH WE'RE BACKKKKK

THAT JUMPSCARE!!! oo you got me, just like s1 got me! (i feel very happy saying that)

Why does Nancy keep confessing her love for Ace out loud to Ryan and Carson? I mean.... Ryan can't keep a secret can he? (or did fanon get to my head??)

love that Nancy is a mysterical (is that a word, did i make that up, look away) success but a adulting failure, we love to be represented

nick being the photogenic eligible bachelor as he should be (I volunteer to be tribute) love that the only eligible bachelors can be Nancy's father or Nancy's ex-bf, we love being surrounded by pretty people

NOT ACE RANTING ABOUT THE BROKEN BAROMETER CZ HE KNOWS WHATS UP (almost, give my man some credit)

nancy is such a team player it's amazing

we're getting so much bess and ryan interaction... does that mean we can't get george-bess interactions anymore? NOOO

ryan honey when a suspecting relic dealer couple give you back your Porsche that they've been holding hostage, you don't drive it out without a full checkup. i mean nick coulda taken a look at it

THE MUSIC GIVES ME THE FEELZ OF S1 (official season 1 till 2x05) WHICH I LOVE

Ace i think the universe is conspiring against you every time you get a step closer you either get arrested or killed (too soon??)

they had such a good storyline with lawyer-apprentice! Bess, why did they ever switch to George? I want more of Georgeeee

the corpses are kickass jumpscarers i must admit as I laugh my ass out of horrified-land

can't believe nancy just left the broken bottle and his name out there (under a paper thingy but that doesn't count bess is nosy as hell) and now he's gonna find it isn't he

it all comes back to that damn clearing, isn't that where nancy had her wraith vision in the drew-a-fish episode?

WHY ARE THEY GOING SO CLOSE TO THE BODIES EWWW

jumpscarejumpscarejumpscarejumpscare— YUP you didn't get me that time hahaaa

GOO I REPORT GOO COLLECT THAT SHIT IT TENDS TO WANDER OR OPEN PORTALS cmon did we learn nothing from Legacies GUYS!

yep he saw it yeah boo she's lying

AHHHHHHHHHHHH HE FIGURED IT OUTTTT

wait is she allowed to tell him um then why did i read all those fanfictions with charades and 2k words on just them playing jacob and bella with werewolf confession all over again? (bcz ur a sucker thats why they were such wonderful fics too)

I TOLD YOU TO PICK THE GOO! PICK THE GOO! PICK THE GOO! ew it's heading towards the water supply! NO it's gonna be sand piper all over again STOP GO BACK DON'T BE SUCH A MALIVORE

um.... so i couldn't live-blog it this time cz timezones are a shitshow but i'm here with my entire notes laid bare i have so many theories and- and- and- AHHHHHHH

[distortedclouds]

What if.. in a morden au, armin is a criminology professor in a well known uni and annie is a secret agent, and annie ended up needing to do some stuff with armin so shell finish her mission (with another identity ofc😚lets say emma). And in the process armin discovered the thing abt this mission and emma had to bring him into it and boom! Very not expected she started developing feelings for him 😚 and when the mission succeeded and everything emma asked him outttt butt.. he said no, bc the life of a secret agent is a little messed up, and he doesnt know anything abt her “all what we experienced together, it can be a personality you created, and eve- you know whats your name?”

Silence

“See? But it was nice meeting you tho..” and they said their goodbye

And guess what????? After 2 months emma knocked on his door

“Hell-“

“Annie,my name is annie will you go out with me now???” blushing and armin is😳😳😳😳😳😳

There are very few AU situations that mimic their original dynamic but this one comes very close I like it!

But I love that its also Annie that pursues him even when it "doesn't work" she's that down bad!

[sungbeam]

BESTIE BAEEEEEEEEE

I’m back 🤭🤭🤭

Tbh its been a rough few weeks 💀 ALSO HELP HOW COME EVERY TIME I DISAPPEAR YOU WHIP OUT SO MANY SCRUMPDILIUMPTIOUS FICS LIKE??? Not that I’m complaining tho 😋😋

Firstly, Occupied… hmmm mhmnn yeahh lemme just say that your impulsive thoughts are so valid 😔🙏 buT J E S U S DID YOU HAVE TO PUT MY HEART IN THE CROSSFIRE- I think I had to stare at my ceiling for a bit afterwards cause like damn… I love my man🗿

Secondly, Rhapsody Anonymous… had my kicking my feet as per usual 🙄🙄 and tbh the fact that both parties were valid in their reasoning for not wanting to out each other and tbh I would also be struggling on deciding whether to spill my identity or not 😭😭 but it was saUR SITIEKR CUTE 😭 man I feel like I set myself up each time I read/re-read the love in unity series cause each time they just call me more and more single and alone 😔💔 BUT FRET NOT I WILL USE THIS AS MOTIVATION AND LECTURE NOTES ON HOW TO GET A GOOD MAN 😤‼️

ALSO OMG DID YOU WATCH BARBIE YET??? Ok I think I gotta calm down I’ve been using too many caps 💀 but Lip Gloss is so Barbie too and the MV is literally a bunch of Kens doing Beach and you can’t convince me otherwise 😤☝️

My personal ranking of the album would be:

1. Fantasize

2. Fire Eyes

3. Passion Fruit

4. Lip Gloss

5. Lighthouse

6. Fairy Tale

But I honestly love all of them and I’ve listened to the album non-stopppppp!

Also yesss I did watch the zeneration behind and tell my whyyyyy New and Kevin ATE 🫣

Also the newest lip gloss mv behind took me OUT esp Changmin wiping TF OUTTTT with the volleyball net like eye- 💀💀

Also just to sneak in a lil abt the pcs… you din’t want to see the Totoro pcs… TRUST 😨😨 not safe for my mental health at ALL

Ouuu also my turn!

1. My fav bread would have to be seed bread! Not like, multigrain bread and idk if the right name is seed bread but it’s just in the name it’s bread made with a bunch of seeds mixed in 😭😭

2. My quirky snow app filter pics… oooooohhhh I hope those never see the light of day again 💀

3. No. 🗿

(But also just like you said, I’m patient but I’m also getting a lil bit impatient at the same time 😔)

4. The Robinson’s kid from meet the Robinsons…. Also Diego,,, and the Kratts broth-*gets shot*

Oh and maybe a few more questions!

1. Are you a tea person or a coffee person? What’s your fav drink?

2. Do you have a sweet tooth? If so, what’s your fav pastry?

3. If you could recommend any MUST HAVE food from your culture, what would it be?

(Can you tell that I’m craving a midnight snack rn 💀)

Oh also! I finally decided to start of my getting-back-into-reading journey with reading a book that has intrigued me and has been floating around a lot, Bunny by Mona Awad! I’ll let you know how it goes in a lil solo book club way 🫡

“I don’t know what they’re called, the spaces between seconds— but I think of you always in those intervals.” (Salvador Plascencia)

- Smooches + Smooches, 🌷 anon

omgg hi bestie 🤧🤧 what's been rough for u 😔 have u started school yet ☹️💔 im like,,, not ready to go back to uni, i wanna be a professional couch potato pls and thanks 😔

LOL pls (´Д⊂ヽ occupied was such a spur of the moment thing 💀 literally was going through MAJOR eric sohn brainrot and just had to get my thoughts down before i Combusted. bro... stared at my ceiling for a good while trying to find the perfect pics for that banner 😭 why's he gotta look that yummy 😭

aknfksnfkdkdk glad u liked rhaps anon bffie !!! bro frfr like this series is just me PROJECTING 💔💔💔 im projecting so VIOLENTLY it's embARRassing 💀 omg low-key i just remembered i pretty much based sunwoo's anonymous situation w how tumblr anons work 😭😭 but yeah for sure, i would also be kind of panicking over secret identities skfnkdnf

OMG I DID WATCH BARBIE I WATCHED IT ON PREMIERE NIGHT AND GOT GLAMMED UP !!! ur sooooooo so right omG??? lip gloss really is just a bunch of Kens doing Beach 😭😭 they're all Kenough for me tbh skcbsjnf but ugh omg im like obsessed w kevins little kick in the beginning of the choreo, and eric's one other jump thing, and chanhee's red light green light skfnkenfkdnfj such a good mv w so much fic potential tbh !!

hmmmm i haven't been listening to it as obsessively as i did be awake tbh 😭 maybe i'm just tired of summer songs 💔 but i would have to say i liked fantasize, fairytale, and fire eyes the most!! the whole album is a bop tho i do agree 🤸‍♀️😋

OH MY GOSH DO U MEAN NYUKEV ON THE STRIPPER POLES WKFNKENFKDNF HELP I SAW THAT CHANGMIN CLIP TOO 💀💀 I LAUGHED SO HARD IM SORRY CHANGMIN DONT HURT ME— omg but they were filming a variety show too and changmin lost a game and abused his gopro 😭😭😭 i felt so bad for that camera, but also low-key....... can that be me...

VRO I ALREADY SAW THE TOTORO ONES AKDNKSNFJD i was debating getting the album or joining a go for those special pcs but i ended up not doing it 😔

LMAO IM SORRY but when i saw seed bread, i just immediately thought of birds 😭😭 unrelated but i got a birb plush from daiso a couple days ago and i named him clyde 😎😎 THE SNOW FILTER APP SJFJKSJDJD I FEKT THAT DW 😭 OMG DIEGO UR SO RIGHT !!! (゜-゜) like sorry dora, ur cousin is much more entertaining ksnfkend

OMGGG i really need to start reading again 😭 it's awful how i can't even pick up a book anymore it's so embarrassing being an english major like this 💔 BUT YES PLS LMK HOW U LIKE IT o7

"& how many times have you loved me without my asking? how often have i loved a thing because you loved it? including me." - D. Smith, acknowledgements

— i love love loved you, and i'll love you all over again too 💖

[princesskeda]

Sorry for the delay! Everything is all good I just needed an extra day haha

[oncefutureemrys]

Oh oh okay so I hope I'm not sending too many

But

Meet Me After Dark [For A Midnight Rendezvous]

You already know who🥰

ahhh these are super olddd and I’m only now getting to all of them because I am slowww and I procrastinate a lottttt haha but I actually had an idea for this one and I actually like how this came outttt so hope you like it!

Merlin’s about to complain about how terrible of an idea this is — Arthur and Merlin were many things, but sneaky risk takers were not one of them — when Arthur cuts him off. “Come on Merlin, this is the last chance we’ll get to see each other before we go off to uni. I want to spend the remaining” — he checks his phone — “8 hours and 26 minutes with my best friend.”

Merlin wants to protest, to explain, in great detail, how horribly wrong this entire “plan” could go. But, glancing at Arthur’s hopeful expression, Merlin can’t bring himself to do it. So instead he groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?”

Arthur simply grins back at him. “Oh, most definitely. Now come on!”

-OR-

The night before Merlin and Arthur plan to start their new, exciting lives as uni students, Arthur gets the bright idea to have one last adventure before they’re set to leave. What they expect is to spend two hours driving around aimlessly, revisiting their memories, and attempting not to cry, before hurrying back to their homes, praying their families never noticed they were gone. What they don’t expect is to experience multiple mental break downs, almost get into a car accident, make terrible decisions that lead to them nearly getting kidnapped, and most importantly, wind up possibly revealing their not-so-secret crushes to each other.

So yeah hopefully you enjoyed! Took me a little while sooo sorry about that but the next one will be coming out very shortly. And by shortly I mean like... in five minutes. 

But yeahh I think this would be very fun to write ahah so we shall seee!!

If you want another summary for some reason...send title or something

[spaceskam]

Happy birthday @lire-casander! Here’s some young and in love malex! Sending all the best vibes your way❤️️

ao3

Michael: sneak out

Alex: I can't

Michael: sneak outttt

Alex: my dad's home

Michael: all I'm hearing are reasons for you to sneak out

Michael: please?

Michael: pleeeeeaaaassseeeeeee

Alex: fine! Give me a few minutes!

Michael: thank god i need you naked like yesterday

Michael: pictures aren’t enough

Michael: this is true suffering

Alex: omg

Alex stuffed his phone into his back pocket and checked himself in the mirror, quickly touching up his eyeliner and his hair. He always felt a little giddy every time Michael requested his presence, especially when it was to sneak out on a school night. There were certain things that he didn’t expect to have in high school. A boyfriend with a truck and a no-holds-barred attitude broke all of those expectations.

After he was pretty sure he looked good, he sprayed himself with cologne and made sure his door was locked. His dad was actually pretty good about not checking in on him after 10PM and he knew that he had until 5 in the morning before he needed to be presentable. That was a solid amount of time to be reckless with Michael Guerin. 

He quietly pushed up his window and climbed out, putting a pen beneath it as he closed it back. He made sure it didn't look too obvious before he started to head to the front of the house and started jogging down the street towards the truck that was waiting for him.

He hopped in the passenger seat and Michael immediately grabbed him, pulling him close. Alex giggled as he doused him with kisses in any place he could reach before he met his lips, immediately slipping into something far too explicit for the first kiss of the night.

"God, I missed you," Michael groaned, giving him a sloppy kiss that dragged across his cheek and down to his jaw.

"You saw me at school today," Alex laughed. He didn't push him away, though. He didn't want him to stop or let go.

"Fuck school, I can't touch you at school. I just want to touch you all the time," Michael complained, his hand slipping up under the back of his shirt. Alex smiled helplessly.

"And I want you to," Alex told him. It just seemed to fuel him, his grip getting tighter and tugging him impossibly close as their legs struggled to overlap in the small space the truck provided. "But maybe we should go somewhere else?"

"Fuck, yeah, you're right," Michael agreed, slowly peeling away from him. He rested his forehead on Alex's for a moment, marveling at him. "You're literally the most beautiful thing in the universe, did you know that?"

"Shut up," Alex laughed, stealing one more kiss, "Drive."

"Yeah," Michael agreed, giving him one more dazed look before turning his attention to the road and putting the truck in drive.

Alex did his best to be good, simply tucking himself against his side as he drove somewhere where they could do whatever and no one would see. Neither of them were exactly keeping a secret, but they weren't really parading it either. If people knew, they knew, but they weren't going to be announcing shit and they didn’t feel the need to show PDA when other people were around. It didn't matter how many fancy laws the state passed. Tensions were still high when two boys were interested in each other, so they kept it to the people they trusted.

"I'm so ready to get the fuck out of here," Michael said, "When we go to college, it's gonna be great. I'm gonna kiss you in front of everyone."

"That's your dream?" Alex asked, smiling at him and nuzzling his nose beneath his jaw.

"Well, my dream would be kissing you in our big ass mansion in California that overlooks the ocean that we pay for on our rich people salaries. But I’ll settle for college," Michael told him. Alex laughed and kissed his shoulder. 

“You’re crazy.”

“Crazy about you, baby.”

“Stop, you’re so cheesy,” Alex said, shaking his head. Michael just gave a proud little hum.

A few minutes later, Michael turned onto a dark, narrow road that was shrouded by trees. If anyone else was driving, it probably would’ve been scary, but Alex trusted him more than anything in the world. Maybe that was stupid of him, but he didn’t mind feeling stupid when it came to him.

He eventually slowed to a stop and shut off the truck, the lights still shining as it overlooked a cliff. Michael turned to him and gave him a kiss that didn’t last nearly long enough.

“C’mon,” he said instead, flashing that wild smile before climbing out of the truck. Alex followed without question.

He only started having questions when Michael started taking his shirt off and walking towards the edge of the cliff.

“What are you doing?” Alex asked. Michael threw his shirt onto the hood of the truck and wiggled his eyebrows.

“Skinny dipping,” he said simply, “C’mon.”

Alex was a little hesitant though, looking over the edge of the cliff. It wasn’t that big of a drop, probably only about 25 feet or so, and the water looked deep enough with no sharp rocks in sight. His stomach still twisted with anxiety though and he looked back to Michael who was taking off his boots, still grinning at him.

“No worries, I’ve jumped off this cliff before, it’s safe,” he promised.

“No rocks?”

“None. Water’s at least, like, 30 feet deep, too, because I couldn’t reach the bottom when I tried.”

“No fish? Sharks? Alligators?”

Michael laughed, “Did you just ask me if there’s alligators? In New Mexico?”

“Hey, it could happen!”

“No, there’s no alligators. And, if we see one, I’ll protect you,” he promised. It was hard to do anything but blush and roll his eyes at that. “There’s fish, but they’ll usually steer clear of you after you jump in.”

“Mhm,” Alex hummed, “And no one’s gonna come and steal our clothes or anything?”

“No one comes here, they all go to the caves in the desert. That’s the cool people spot, this is my spot,” Michael explained. Alex nodded in understanding. He’d never even heard of this place before. “Stop worrying, it’s gonna be fun.”

Michael kicked off his jeans and hooked his thumbs in the waistband of his boxers, pausing as he looked at Alex.

“You gonna join or are you just enjoying the show?”

“Can’t I have both?”

“I mean, yes,” Michael agreed. Alex rolled his eyes and then pulled his shirt over his head. So much for touching up his hair and makeup.

Michael discarded his boxers before coming over to help Alex strip. He was so confident in his body and Alex loved it more than he could describe. He wasn’t exactly shy about his own, but Michael was the type of guy who could walk down the hall in school completely naked and not give a shit. He just wasn’t a clothing type of guy and it was the opposite of a problem.

“God, you’re so gorgeous,” Michael gushed as Alex put his clothes on the hood of the truck beside Michael’s. He moved in for a kiss, pressing their bodies flush together. Skin to skin, no shame involved. It was funny to think that, once upon a time, Michael had been unraveled by the mere idea of kissing him. Now... Well, now, that seemed to be the main event.

“So are you,” Alex whispered, hands gliding up his bare sides. His skin was so hot compared to most people and Alex didn’t know why. He figured it had everything to do with them both being excited every time they could touch each other.

Michael gave him a string of kisses that ranged from his lips to his forehead to his collar bone before peeling off him and then breaking into a sprint. Alex watched as he just ran and jumped off the edge of the cliff, all inhibitions cast aside. Alex felt like this is what love must’ve been. Watching someone jump off a cliff and wanting nothing more but to follow.

So he did.

He ran and he jumped, the fall lasting hardly more than a second before he plunged deep into the dark water. It was exhilarating, his heart thudding in his chest as he pushed back to the surface and laughed as he did so.

“See! Told you it’d be fun!” Michael announced. Alex just swam closer, throwing his arms around his neck and wrapping his legs around his waist. Michael laughed and kept them afloat as Alex went in for a kiss.

He knew he probably wasn’t as pretty in that moment, his makeup smeared and his hair flat from the water, but he figured he could kiss Michael long enough that he wouldn’t notice. Not that that was ever a chore. 

Alex played with his wet curls as he parted Michael’s lips with his tongue, feeling him hum in response. It was indescribably easy to be with Michael Guerin, to kiss him like nothing else mattered, to hold him close without any fear that he’d drop him, to trust that he wouldn’t hurt him even if he had the option. Alex had never felt so safe with someone before. That should be scary... but it wasn’t.

“So, our mansion in California,” Alex whispered, his fingers sliding over Michael’s jaw. He pressed another kiss to his lips, slow and deliberate. “Do we have a dog?”

“Two,” Michael confirmed softly, focusing all of his energy to just keep them afloat and letting Alex just control all of the kissing. What a fun little thing that was. “And a bearded dragon.”

“Oh yeah?” Alex asked, smiling at the idea of having pets with him. A little family. “And we can have a big kitchen too where we can cook all the time.”

“And fuck on the floor while we’re waiting for things to finish baking,” Michael suggested. Alex laughed, giving him another long, languid kiss with just a little bit of tongue. It left Michael breathing a little heavier.

“And a big bathroom, too, with a big, one-sided window that looks out to the ocean.”

“California king sized bed, too, even though I’ll probably just be sleeping right next to you.”

“That’s okay, leaves room for the dogs to share.”

“Exactly.”

They both gave soft laughs as they stared at each other for a moment. Alex forgot the fact that his mascara was probably making him look like he had two black eyes because it didn’t matter when Michael was looking at him like that. It was like he was so confident that they were going to get that or get something close to that. They were going to be something, both separate and together.

“I love you,” Alex said honestly. Michael’s eyelashes fluttered and his face went soft. He was so sweet.

“I love you too.”

They spent awhile just kissing and wading through the water until Michael’s arms got tired from holding them both up. They swam to shore and it was only then did Alex realize that they’d have to walk all the way back up to the truck while naked.

“Don’t worry, I know a short cut,” Michael promised, laughing the minute he saw his pouting. Still, he pressed his thumb into Alex’s bottom lip and then pulled him into a kiss. It made what should’ve been a short three minute walk into ten minutes.

They got back to the truck and, instead of being adults and checking the time to make sure they weren’t going to be late, stumbled into the side of it while trying to get as close to each other as possible. Laughs mingled in the night air as they both tried and failed to get a grip on each other, hands slipping off damp skin.

It was only when Michael said fuck it and dropped to his knees that Alex found anything to grip. He leaned against the truck, his head tilted back with his hands in Michael’s hair. This was reckless, this was stupid, this was technically illegal and considered public indecency at the very least, and, damn, it would make for a good story to tell Liz and Maria the next day. 

Alex moaned into the night air, unrestrained and unafraid. He wanted to live in his night, live in this perfect bubble of them and nothing else. It was only them, only this. Forget regret, right?

Michael finished him off and then left a string of kisses over his hips, hands pressed to the back of his thighs for a few extra seconds until he was sure Alex would have no problem standing on his own. He got back on his feet and kissed him until Alex felt braindead all over again. Yeah, this was love.

“I gotta get you home,” Michael said when Alex offered to return the favor, “Tomorrow night, maybe?”

“Yeah,” Alex agreed, still feeling like he was floating on air. It must’ve been obvious because Michael laughed and kissed his cheek, wrapping him up in a hug. Alex hugged him back and breathed him in. 

They eventually had to pull apart and get dressed, touching each other much more than was actually necessary but that felt like someone else’s problem. Even as they got back into the truck, Alex couldn’t be sad that the night was ending. In fact, he was happier than he’d been in a long time. He was always left on that cloud whenever he spent time with Michael.

“Sanders is gonna be so pissed when he finds dirt stains on the inside of my jeans when he’s doing laundry,” Michael noted as they started driving home. Alex laughed from his place tucked into his side.

“I’d say blame me, but...”

“But he already knows and will still blame me,” Michael mused, “I can hear him now, ‘I don’t care what your up to, boy, but stop being stupid about it’. And the stupidity comes from only the stains, by the way, not the me being shameless.”

Alex snorted a laugh. “I wish I could be shameless.”

“One day, baby, it’s gonna be great. Just you wait.”

Michael dropped him off a few blocks away, saying goodnight with a kiss that promised more tomorrow, and telling him to make sure he texted him when he got inside so he knew he was safe. Alex did just that after he climbed back into his window, carefully closing it so he wouldn’t wake anyone else up.

Alex: didn’t die

Michael: oh good cuz that would suck

Alex: love you <3

Michael: love you moreeeee :*

Alex fell into bed, not caring that he smelled like gross lake water, and held his phone over his heart. 

College couldn’t come soon enough.

[cake-in-a-tin]

My thoughts rewatching all the Harry Potter movies back to back

forgive typos, and be warned - there's a lot...

the first two have a smaller amount of thoughts for some reason, idk why

 Philosopher’s Stone

teeny harry haha

that snake is so beautiful

no post on sundays bro

hi hagrid

how did the dursleys get off the island tho

aw harry is so teeny and innocent

ollivander’s entrance is so iconic, like i want to enter every room like that

hermione is so great already

and you are��

‘you’ve got dirt on your nose by the way, did you know?’

haha tiny malfoy

TREVOR! + neville

that death glare mcgonagall omg

oof snape really hates harry

it's leviooosa not leviosaaa

troll in the dungeon!!!

hi fluffy

ew norbert is gross to be completely honest

creepy malfoy staring at the window

malfoy being sassy wow

‘nighty night…’ whyyy filch?

oof ron are u ok

bye hermione

voldemort is kinda cute with his big eyes

harry really just killed quirrell jeez man

alas earwax

Chamber of Secrets

ah go away dobby don't be weird

yes the car with fred and george

oof bye uncle vernon haha

ah awkward let go of harry lockhart we hate u

haha ginny is iconic

rons face when the train comes omg

ron can drive? that's impressive…

ooh a voice scaryyy

hey colinnn

eat slugs - yas

let go of his arm lockhart

uh oh colin is petrified

hahaha snape annihilated lockhart wow

gosh moaning myrtle is annoying

tom riddle is such a weirdo hgh

ew spiders

lockhart is hilarious when he has lost his mind wow

yas fawkes

ew he just stuck the sword right through its head didn't he...

powerful sock…

go away lucius ur annoying

Prisoner of Azkaban

ugh aunt marge blow up already

sassy harry tm

tom is iconic

so is crookshanks tbh

the knight bus kinda sucks in the movie tho

yess lupin hi

ugh shut up trelawney

ah the best scene aka harry and draco being sassy towards each other

‘it’s killed meh!’

the other best scene: lupin, boggarts and the record player

love when they are eating sweets and just being good friends

yay marauders map - iconic fred and george

nice snowman also

my dad didn't strut and neither do i - yeah right...

yes leave hermione

trelawney stop being creepy

take that malfoy

harry third wheeling

yas remus save sirius

"old married couple" haha snape knows what's up

die peter lol

haha yes they will chop your leg off ron definitely

ugh harry stop being noble

haha yes mentioning the marauders

ew stop peter

oh no werewolf

sirius is so dramatic haha he cant stop turning into a werewolf my dude

bad idea yes ron i agree

oof fight him sirius

no sirius!

the dementorssss

no harry that's not a real patronus dude

nom eat the little soul nugget nice

ah no they're gonna kiss sirius nooo

scabbers did it ok... shut up ron

dumbledore just smacking ron's broken leg and being mysterious

and enter many time paradoxes

‘this is not normal’ hahahah wow harry

yess save buckbeak dudes

yas beautiful patronus dude

this music tho wow

au revoir sirius

I wonder how many stairs they ran up...

poor ron so confused

that bird just got squished no

don't leave lupin

please tell harry about the marauderss

i love lupin omg

ooh a firebolt thanks godfather

the ending face wow

Goblet of Fire

ooh nagini hello

yay frank you will die soon so enjoy your tea

dr who!

ah voldemort's creepy little hand tm

yes ron is covering his non existent boobs wow

hermione's so mad 4 some reason

yes cedric diggory in a tree

everyone has long hair why

isn't just any manky old boot mate

cedric amos and arthur are show offs

feet off the table!

i luv magik

wow krum is enjoying himself

Why is draco wearing a suit?

lucius is very ominous

think ur in luvvv ron

is there no winky in this? sad

harry is so awkward omg

bye hedwig find sirius even though the ministry cant

oh bonjour beauxbatons

wow so dramatic here come the durmstrang peoples

wow run filch ao athletic

ew the beauxbatons entrance is so weird and compared to the durmstrang one is kind of sexist

ow poor flitwick a fork to the hand that's gotta hurt

moody is so dramatic

dumbledore already shouting nice

why does he have so many bugssss

ah that is a creepy spider

poor neville he has to have cuppa with moody that sucks

yess fred and george back at it again

hermione ruining the vibe

HARRY POTTER DIDJA PUTCHA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH dumbledore asked calmly

what would happen if harry was just like "nope"? would he die that would be interesting

igh rita skeeter go away ur creepy my dude

hate it when ur eyes glisten with ghosts of ur past

yas sirius in a fire

"who are u talking to?" "im vlogging ron" (how it should have gone. harry should have a youtube channel just saying)

poor harry a third wheel yet again between madame maxime and hagrid ew

wow draco in a tree, why? so many people in trees this movie

"nyaaah"

malfoy as a ferret is my favorite character

my father will hear about thissss

omg rita get outttt

fight the dragonnnn

feel like someone should have stopped the dragon after it broke free... idk *shrugs*

it would be so boring if u were watching the tournament because you can't see anything that's happening most of the time, only for the 1st task and a bit if the 3rd task.

knew u wouldnt die harry, lose a leg - or an arm -pack it in all together? nevaaaaa

god just open it harry

ron ur so awkward...

harry spitting out his drink will never not be funny to me

oh yes the gorgeous dress robes

poor ron has it tough, having to dance with mcgonagall and having ro wear those robes...

*babbling bumbling band of baboons*

the twins are hilarious in this haha

aw neville!

snape is really violent can't 2 boys discuss their love lives or lack thereof in peace

ron's jealous of viktor krum haha

love harry just being so confused and saying "spectacular" when cedric speaks to him.

given the fact harry literally told him the task cedric didn't do that much to help.

ugh no myrtle stop

harry going "do i" when neville tells him he seems tense is such a mood

harry's hair when he was swimming haha

just leave them harryy omg too noble

harry holds his breath for a long time after his gills go away - longer than i can

fred and george making fun of harry having 'moral fiber' is exactly what i would do in the situation

mr crouch stop being weird

yes finally singing hoggy warty hogwarts

oh hi mr crouch, taking a nap in the forest are u? cool

i would say do not stick your face in the pensieve but that's just me

Dr Who changed a bit since i last saw him, he's a bit mental now...

snape is so iconic wow

"bubble juice sir?" bahaha sassy harry back at it again

this music is so great

i would freak out if i had to go in that maze it's so creepy and feels like it would be so filled with jumpscares just nope

"a cauldron? What are u guys gonna do - eat me? that's gross!" feels like it should be in the movie

aw baby voldemort is so cute

ugh just chop off another finger or something wormtail jeez so much drama

how is voldemort still alive - the cauldron is on fire??

the movie is also really missing voldemort dancing with the death eaters

u dont have hair my dude stop caressing ur bald head

voldemort has lovely long fingernails

lucius' blonde hair poking out from beneath his hood is so funny 4 some reason.

"i can touch u now" is really not a good sentence

bit awkward to return with a dead body...

its alright harry *shakes his head violently*

uh oh that's not professor moody its barty jr

Order of the Phoenix

halfway done woo

the intro music is still a jam the 5th time

that is big whinging not little whinging

hi big D what a great nickname...

uh oh dementorrrrr

yes mrs figg the most iconic character in the movies

harry looks a lot like frodo baggins

yay the order is rescuing him finally

yes remus and sirius and mrs weasley and everyone

ooh kreacher

jeez hermione attack him

crookshanks attacking the extendable ears is just what my cat would do

cute godfather godson moments yeass

arthur weasley trying to function as a muggle is just so wholesome

ugh not umbridge ew

yes clear those charges

aw padfoot yess

wow that's a lovely coat sirius

voldemort looks great in a suit wow

didn't harry see his parents die? why couldn't he see the thestral before?

yes luna!

oh shut up umbridge oh my goddd

yes ron u tell seamus like a good friend

sassy harry reaching full potential

ugh umbridge sucks wow

so evil torturing harry

yes weasleys wizards wheezes

luna is so pure and perfect

the friendship between her and harry is so amazing

yas tell umbridge, mcgonagall

trelawneys bad but she doesn't deserve to be kicked out by umbridge

oof professor dumbledore just straight up ignored harry

yes harry just say you're rubbish that will make people think your sane

yes hermione break the rules!

oof ginny is jealous of cho liking harryyyy

yay the room of requirement!

dumbledores army is so fabuloussss

nigel is amazing and i love him

wow hermione just knocked out ron haha

harry potter the boy who made cheesy inspirational speeches

wow ginny is so powerful

harry and cho are so awkward eeehhhh

just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon *cringy forced laughter*

occlumency lessonnssss yay what fun

cute christmas scenes wow

ooh the family tree and sirius' backstory yay

harry u aren't becoming like voldemort u are going through pubertyyyy its hormonesssssss

yay hagrid finally

oh no it's bellatrix get ready for crazinesss

poor sirius he keeps getting the blame for everything that's so unfair

is neville tall or is harry short, because there is a huge height difference

aw all the patronuses are so cute

uh oh here comes umbridge...

noo they are captured and dumbledores lying waaa

oof dumbledore is as sassy as harry at some points - "dumbledores got style"

no umbridge is heaf and shes fricking evilllll

grawp yess. hes kind of cutee

ron is jealous of grawp bahaha

sheesh snape chill

yes a bit of maraudrrss aahhhh

thats it? noo

aw fred and george comforting a little boy is too cute!

yes fred and george!!! disrupt those OWLS!!

no harry! he doesn't have sirius nooo

yes hermione fake it till u make it ( or until u get umbridge attacked by grawp )

yay the centaurs are here as well get herrr

'i must not tell lies' the sass omg

jeez how many prophecies are there wow

pranked, harry dude ur kind of rubbish

well done ginny you've made all the prophecies fall

yh id rather watch my friends die than give u the prophecy, don't really like them tbh

yas sirius!

the order yes

you're beautiful sirius

noooooo siriusss 😭😭😭😭

yooo voldemort my dudeee

hope the ministry has a massive roomba

the DA just come in to see harry writhing on the floor and are like 'cool'

nice one fudge finally realised he's back cool, cool

ah yes angsty harry tm

aw poor luna, her shoes are all stolen.

luna is an icon though

we have something voldy doesn't - noses hahahaha

Half Blood Prince

uh oh the dark mark is here

death eaters as well fun

fenrir greyback!!

oh no not this bridge! i went across it and i was scared af

dumbledore appearing out of nowhere is so funny

ew slughorn no

wow i need dumbkwdored tidying spell so badly

slughorn collecting people is kind of creepy tbh

im so glad i dont have as many staircases as the weasleys

oh yes narcissa and bellatrix being shifty

oops snape u probs shouldnt have done that

yess fred and george!!!

weasleys wizard wheezes looks amazinggg

uh not cormac mclaggen

oooh its "draco and mummy"

no fenrir we wanted to look at draco stroking a cabinet

yes arnold!

yes draco malfoy is a "creepy bloke" ronald

why is draco always wearing a suit??

yes draco is going to pigfarts!

ouch why would u stomp on his nose??

yez luna save him

noo dont let snape teach defense against the dark arts!! i miss lupin...

poor harry having to do potions again ugh

dun dun dunnn the half blood prince

poor seamus stuff is still exploding

haha dumbledore ships hermione and harry lol

baby tom riddle is creepyy

tom riddle and slughorn were bffs wow so cute

edgy draco in his loki suit

aw rons the only one listening

ugh cormac mclaggen is so gross nooo

haha ron is so rubbish at quidditch id be just like him

'the binding is fragile' hahaha excuses

harry sleeps with his potions book hheehe wow

wow sneaky draco

rons face when hermione mentions her snogging him haha.

uh oh cursed necklace alert

harry pottrr the boy who just knew

snape is so sarcastic wow icon (not really tho ew)

oh god they're talking about skin aahhh

noo harry stop being awkwarddddd sit downn

ew cormac stop eating profiteroles so suggestively ugh

haa rons outfit

ew lavender stopp

oh yes "felix felicis" makes ron great at quidditch

poor hermione she just loves ron thats all

aw hermione and harrys friendship is so nice

angsty draco standing in a tower

"bUt I aM tHe ChOsEn OnE" god harry so pretentious

luna is the coolest person there is, nice work harry

draco in a suit again looking sad he does that a lot

no draco ur apple!

oh nvm its back dw

ugh cormac sucks.  hermione why??

at least cormac did 1 good thing and vomited on snapes shoes

draco was lurking omgggg thats his vibe now

cant break an unbreakable vow - figured that out for myself thanks (sassy harry)

ew lavender stopppp

ooh noo ginny dont feed him a mince pie awkwarddd

thanks ron

stoppp ginny. harry can tie his own shoelaceee

why do they need to burn the burrow this doesnt happen in the books #not canon

wow everyones sassy including hermione now

also lav is an awful nicknname

aha tom riddle is still creepy

okay thats a lie slughorn u told him about horcruxes

uh oh ron loves romilda vane oop

harry thinks the moon is divine haha

Ron hugging a pillow then falling off the sofa in the background oh my gosh

slughorn is so useless

haha snapes face while rons saying hermiones name

draco being edgy again woowwww

lavender that is a death glare if ever i saw one

oh no draco is crying in a bathroom now like a moody teenager

let him cry in peace harry god man

'nyaaah' is dracos go to dueling sound

oops harry u kinda killed him a little bit.

no this is so awkwarddd ginny dont

just kiss like in the books after the quidditch match thats way better

yes the felix felicis

love harry potter like this its so funny

‘harry!’ ‘sir!’

not to mention the pincers *gestures awkwardly*

nice speech harry, now u have answers on the horcruxes

ooh back to tom riddle being creepy

yas harry and dumbledore field trip quality student teacher time

snape being edgy now wow everyone is in this movie

oops foreshadowing...

harry has precious blood apparently?

yay boat ride and smoothie

harry potter not harry water bro

noo bad just aguamenti right into his mouth Harry

yay new friends!!!

dumbledore ur gonna set harry on  fire careful my dude

ooh death eaterz

did draco change intot hat suit to impress the death eaters?

oop bye dumbledore

harry brooding in dumbledores office

yess RAB get wrecked voldemort

harry ur thick apparently?

aw cute friendship

Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

rusty logo wow

‘ello whoo are u

oh scrimgeour hi i dislike u dude

veey dramatic

aaawww hermione no

yas dudley being nice to harry and vernon listening to him and leaving

ron brooding wow

bye parents sad face

wow vernons old man

ooh its snapeee he looks loke he has a lot of contpur on

yay snape has a savey seat

pius is a great name

uh oh i dont wanna give u my wand voldy

dracos face haha

ugh do they have to watch nagini eat professor burbage gross

the dursleys house looks so empty

yay the cupboard happy memories and his baby toys cuteee

moody thinks that harrys gorgeous.

yay remus and tonksss

shut up mundungus

blimey hermionee

'just trying to diffuse the tension' hahaha lol

wow so many harrys lol

yh  wouldnt want to go in the motorbike tbh

uh oh death eaters

wow parkour harry

nooo hedwig - the saddest bit of this movie

yo voldemort wassup

oops the pylons fell down... just fly away good idea

nooo george's ear

jeez lupin y are u being crazy dude

george is saint like and holy aw so cute brother moments

uh oh bye moody u were a bit creepy tbh

ha lol harry a lot of people are going to die for u

harry stop being moody omg

wow george way to ruin the vibe dude

yo minister leave pls

ron just being ungrateful - u can turn out lights now ron lucky u

yay hermione you get a childrens book thats great

wow a snitch lucky u harry. hes so pleased with that. little does he know.... its a resurrection stone bro

give him the sword man

yay nice wedding

luna interrupting deep thoughts casually

xenophilius is creepy

ron and hermione staring at each other is a mood.

way to crash a wedding dude

hermione is the most competent out of all three it has to be said

i really want that bag of hermiones

shouldnt have said voldemory now the death eaters are here whoops

"hermione" *strokes face awkwardly*

sassy harry yas

oh yes grimmauld place

oof voldys having wand struggles

hi kreacher please leave ur creepy thanks

aw siriuzz room so cute sad hes dead

regulus arcturus black yay

ugh mundungus fletcher u suck dude

aw neville

oh no pie dude is the minister if magic now

uh shut up umbridge

feel like u dont need that many posters

sentimental piano playing wow

yo dobbyyyy

umbridge ruins everything omg

ron - u dont have a wife

haha harry getting out of the lift and walking in such a weird wayyy bahahaha

ew umbridge has moodys eye groosss

yas the ugly plates are still in her office

oops ron u just kissed that random dudez wife

nice suit harry

ouch splinch

lovely tent

kill the locket dude

dean thomas is on the run ooh fancy

yh harry stop letting voldemort in dude

harry stop being so moody bro

ooh watch snape on the map thats not creepy.

oh no snatchers...

ah u almost got caught dudes

ron ur so weak wow cant apparate or anything

lot of missing people...

haha a quarantine haircut

yes hermione ur brilliant

oh god ron stop chill

bye ron i guess lol

poor hermione

yas awkward dancing timee

awkward stares

kissy for the snitch. he must really miss ginny

uh oh its opening at the closee

vfd!!! an eyee!!!

ooh godrics hollowwww

oop its christmas eve whoopssss

oh a deathly Hallows

parents grave yay!

ur bathilda? nope im a snake boiii

bathilda is 1 creepy lady

what are u saying my dude????

ew snake lady

chaira are good defences agaunst snakes definitely

ah she jumped at them

looks like a nice campsite

wow now hermiones being sentimental

oop she sat on harrys wand

wait nvm

oooh a doe a deer a female deer

dont drown harry that would be awkward

omgbharry stop undressing

oof the locket strangling him

yay ron saved him yas dude

ron kill the horcrux

u tell him hermione

nice ron tell them u have been hearing voices

yes go see xenophilius the crazy dudee

aw ron ur so awkwsrd bro

their house is so cute

shut up ron god

yay we know about the deathly hallows now

xenophilius is so suspicious tho

why would you say his nameeee

noo snatchers

ooo ominous malfoy manor

draco dont doo ittt

yay dobby!

ah no hermione

aw draco looks sad in his little loki suit

yay dobby 'maiming and seriously injuring'

nooo dobby! he deserved so much better 😭

"hey guys welcome back to my unboxing video today we are opening dumbledores grave"

yay the elder wand wow

giving away ur position a bit dude by shooting stuff in the air

Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

snape hi ur brooding

lots of dementys

dramatic music

waaa dobby

yay bill and fleur

yo griphook what up

the sword was in a river bro

madam lestrange? no!

oops thats not dracos wand anymore wowww

wands are just like 'ya hiiii we have feelings too'

oop ollivander knows about the elder wand bros

ron looks great with a moustache tho

harry just broke the law jeez...

wow that cart looks fun

wow they fell from the cart nice

oh no ron broke the law too whoops

yay a dragon

lots of gold nice

yay the cup

oops they messed up nkw everything is multiplyinggg

griphook y are u evil my dude

yay ride a dragon

oops they fell no

yas they escaped

uh oh voldemort is onto them

that's a lot of dead people

oh no everyones looking for them

ah aberforth hi!

the other part of harry's mirror!

oop dumbledore was a secretive dude

ariana yas

neville!

i love neville hes so great now

yay all of the DA

luna!

ginny is being awkward

'shut up seamus' hhaha

aaa snape yooo

snape stop being a meanie

stop being angry harry

yas queen! mcgonagall!!!!

yay

uh oh voldemort is whispering to harry again

stop voldemort you need a cough sweet

yes everyone protect him

haha filch is a blithering idiot wow

i love mcgonagall

run harry

boom! seamus blow stuff up!

yay the knight peeps

uh yes theyre protecting harry and everyone

yes luna is so smart and iconic

go talk to a ghost harry

thats a lot of death eaters

go away voldemort no one likes u

yes go stab a crown harry

yay remus

fred and george aw

ron fake parseltonguing lol

nooo quidditch

lol peeps got disintegrated

go hermione stab the cup

yessss kisss!!!!

tonks and remus together wow

wow i hate voldemort's bald head with the weird veins

run neville!

yay ginny and neville

yay a little kiss for harry!

ooh the room of requirement

edgy draco back at it again

ooh the diadem

no dracooo

yh draco y didnt u give harry away?

aw ron loves hermione

uh oh fireee

nice work goyle

bye crabbe lol

yay hes saving draco

nice killed the tiara

oops voldemorts getting angry

snapes gonna dies dudes

runnnnn guys

lavenders being eaten

yay aberforth

yeet snapes dying

gosh naginis violent

“ew snape sorry i dont like u even tho u loved my mum” - what harry should have said

woops bye snape

freds death is too sad

nooo remus and tonks

go watch snapes life my dude

yess the always bit (i dont like snape but its iconic)

poor harry

its so sad that hes just sacrificing himself

his eye contact with ron omg im cryinggg

ooh yay his familyyy

he should have said 'its muffin time’ to the resurrection stone and it would be like 'cool bro here's your dead family'

u got this harry

yay teddy mention

"until the end" yas james

lets do this harry

wow voldemort why are you standing like a weirdo

yes harry be a brave man

byee harryyyy

oooh hes alive still

hi dumbledore

yes harry is a brave brave man

cool explain it to him dumbledore

bye dumbledoreeee

wow voldy u weakk bro

yas dracos alive get off me

aw neville u got this man

voldy yeeted that dead giant wow

ew snakey boi

nooo hes dead waa

poor draco such an awkward hug

oop neville what?

ok ur just making a speech that fine carry on

voldys very polite for a villain

yay harrys alive

haha dieee

run lucius wow

oof destroying the school harry really

naginis coming run hermione

u got dis neville

noo ron

yes molly!!!

y r u hugging dudes u arent friends... did u forget? oops..

ouch

bye snake boiii

neville is so iconic omg

kill him HARRY

noice

haha disintegrate voldemort

byeee

dont breathe in voldemort guys

wow harrys a mess

yay hagrid

hermione and ron are so sweet aw

harry yeet the wand

wow draco owns the wand and now harry has it

YEET

aw the friendship

yess 19 years later

wow that hair harry

all of their haircuts are tragic tbh...

should be albus remus potter... just sayinggg

THE END DUDESSSSS

[statsvitenskap]

All But Six- Chapter 1

Whoo! Took me a week to get this ready to post, but whatever. Anyways, the story of Iris and her friends is finally beginning!

I, Iris Elizabeth Blackwell, never was the type to go on adventures or anything of that kind, really. I’d already survived the “killers” as our generations called them, A.K.A. 4th through 8th grade; then, the first three years of high school. Even now, as a senior, I was called the “safe kid” or “teacher’s pet.” In fact, the most risky thing I ever did was dye the tips of my hair purple, and that wasn’t even that bad.

So why was it exactly that I decided to walk into that obviously dangerous, extremely frightening, up-to-no-good portal of my own accord? Not that I regret it, of course, but I may as well have jumped off a 100-foot ravine into a tiny stream filled with man-eating piranhas.

You see, it all started with a group text and the bottom level of a bunk bed.

Ping! The sound of a new text message echoed through the room I was sharing with my cousin, Andrea.

Andrea was a beautiful, popular 21-year-old brat. She was known across her university as Miss University Of Georgia, and took pride in it, too. The only reason we were sharing a bunk bed was because her family was visiting, and personally, I hated it. The brat had told me (or rather, ordered me) to sleep on the bottom of the bunk bed, for “reasons.” I knew better. Andrea knew that I would wake up at even the slightest sound, which meant-

THUNK!

“Ow!”

I let out a long string of curse words and rubbed my now aching forehead. “Stupid jerk Andrea…” Rubbing my drowsy eyes, I pulled myself up and sat on the edge of my bed, grabbed my phone, and turned it on, finding something I didn’t expect.

G-Note Grace: one group message

I rolled my eyes at nothing. Of course, I thought. Who else would text me at- I glanced at the clock- 4:00 in the morning?

Grace Kate Polinsky had been my best friend since 1st grade. You rarely saw the two of us not together, talking about bands or art or music or- well, you get the point. When we were apart, we’d usually just text each other about random things until we got bored. However, tonight’s text was much different.

G-Note Grace: Anyone else awake?

I squinted at the words. “Anyone else awake?” What was that supposed to mean? Grace knew that if she texted me, I’d obviously wake up because of the sound, and if I didn’t, then my phone was on silent, meaning not to text me anymore. She wouldn’t ever text me that. Slowly, other replies became popping up on screen.

Dat Boi Troye: yep

Troye McConnell- another friend of mine. Though he was one year older than me, he was a total maniac. You know that friend who always just acts weird and cheers you up, even if they didn’t mean to? That was Troye. Acquaintances since kindergarten, friends since 5th, he was, really and truly, the weirdest person I’d ever met.

TyTy: yo

Tyler Heath was also one of my close friends. We could talk about almost anything- from his nonexistent love life to the latest weird noise he loved to make. Like Troye, he was also extremely weird, but he was also supportive, helping me out through stressful times. Without him as support, my life would have been much more difficult.

Isaac: i’m here

Most of the people in our little group were total nerds, geeks, or fangirls; the same went for Issac O’Hagan. The only difference? He was the star football player of our school. Big and bulky, perfect for tackling. He’d been with us since 5th grade in Gifted and Talented and still was even during the AP classes of our senior year.

Dill Pickle: wtf what’d u wake me up for

And finally, Leo Chapmann, the only one in our group not in AP classes. Everyone called him Dillon, his middle name, with the exception of me; I called him anything from Dilly to Dill Pickle. He was prone to raging over the latest horror game. No, seriously, if you named any horror game, he’d probably played it.

I replied to the message: sup y’all

G-Note Grace: oh thank god everyone’s awake

Dat Boi Troye: wtf u talkin bout

Grace: no one in my house is waking up

TyTy: waiT WHAT

Dill Pickle: try CPR

Grace: they’re not dead

Isaac the “Chick Magnet”: check their pulse

Me: she said they’re not dead stupid

Isaac: >:(

Dillon: guys my mom’s not waking up

Dillon: it’s like she’s in a coma

Troye: my sister Joy (u guys know her, she’s in college) won’t wake up either

Tyler: just poured water on my sis, Brooke, as a nice wake-up call b4 college, but she

won’t wake up either

Tyler: it was very anticlimactic

Me: hold on let me try

I rushed out of bed, now wide awake. What was happening? Was everyone asleep except us? Or were we in a coma all together? Surely not! I ran downstairs to the kitchen, filled a cup of water, and ran back upstairs. Quickly, I reached up to the top level of the bunk bed and did my best to pour the water all over Andrea’s face.

No reaction.

Me: NOTHING

Grace: oh my god

Dillon: holy f

Me: don’t finish that

Dillon: udge on my sundae with sprinkles plz

Isaac: get serious

Dillon: ok

Troye: we need to meet up

Tyler: and EXPLORE

Troye: -_-

Grace: whose house is closest

Me: mine so get over here

Troye: i’m here

Me: HOW

Troye: skillz

Isaac: HEY WAIT FOR US

Dillon: omw

Grace: someone pick me up plz

Tyler: I gotchu

Me: see ya

I pulled on my favorite jacket and bolted outside, heart pumping. What had happened to everyone else? Was this sleep only limited to our families? Lost in thought, I grabbed my phone, lucky pen, and notebook and stuffed them in my purse. Flinging open the door, I yelled, “Troye!”

The boy a few feet in front of me turned around, his hazel eyes framed by black rectangular glasses and wavy brown hair.  He grinned.

“Hey, Iris.” He patted me on the head a few times like I had to him when we were younger.

“Stop that!” I hissed, swatting his hand away.

“Hey, you always did it to me!” He tried to defend himself, but I pouted.

“How’d you get here so fast?”

Troye rolled his eyes. “Duh. Figured you’d insist that we come to your house, like always.”

“How long will I have to be here with you?” I questioned, crossing my arms.

“A while, probably. Tyler’s picking up Grace, Dillon has to walk here because his car broke down last night, and Isaac- well, I don’t know what Isaac would be doing, but still…”

I rolled my eyes. “Weirdo.”

“I know. You’ve been calling me that for the past eight years.” He smiled (well, I couldn’t really call it a smile, more like a weird face) at me slyly, almost as if he knew something I didn’t.

“What are you looking at me like that for?”

“No reason.” He turned away from me and together we took in the silence.  

“So,” I broke the silence after a minute or two. “What do you think has happened? You know, with the whole…”-I gestured around us- “…falling asleep thing?”

Troye glanced at me. “What are you asking me for?”

“Just answer the stupid question, baka(idiot).”

“Well,” he began, hands in pockets, no longer looking at me, “Like Dillon said, they’re probably in a coma. The only thing I keep wondering is why us?”

“What do you mean?”

He sighed. “Like, are we supposed to fight to our deaths like in The Hunger Games or defeat some huge enemy like in The Last Olympian or what?”

I looked away. “Well…” I trailed off, not knowing exactly what to say. Troye sounds different, but he probably misses his family, I thought. Should I comfort him or compliment his book references…?

As I thought about exactly what to say, Troye spotted a car approaching.

He ran towards it, shouting, “Hey Tyler! Grace!” When I heard him yell, I whipped my head around, snapped out of my thoughts.

The car came closer, and I could see the familiar silhouettes of my friends through the windshield. “Grace!” I yelled, and began sprinting towards the car, right on Troye’s tail. The car skidded to a halt. Grace hopped out and we shot finger-guns at each other.

“Hey,” she said, smiling. “How’s life?”

I grinned in return. “Good.”

We took a minute to catch up with each other while Troye and Tyler did their “secret” handshake (which wasn’t really secret; we all knew it, but I just refused to do it, so the boys and Grace kept it between themselves).

“So,” Tyler began, “what about this… sleep?”

Troye glanced at me. “Iris and I were just talking about that, actually.”

Everyone looked at me, expecting me to say something. My eyes widened in surprise. “Oh, um…” I could feel my heart beating right out of my chest. Was I supposed to say something super smart or something? “Well, I guess… I mean…” I trailed off.

Thankfully, a red pickup truck drove up, and Isaac hopped out. “Hey.” Thank goodness, I thought.

“You guys figured out anything about this sleep thing?”

Well, frick.

“Hey guys,” I said sheepishly, “Where’s Dillon? His house is pretty close by, so he should be here by now...”

Everyone else immediately took on a look of worry.

“Now that I think about it...”

Isaac pulled out his phone.

Dillon- 1 message

Dillon: get iris to reply plz

We all looked at each other, worry in our expressions. I pulled my phone out and let the screen turn on.

Dill Pickle- 50 messages

Dill Pickle: hey

Dillon: iris

Dillon: IIIIIRRRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dillon: I FOUND A THING

Dillon: IT’S A PORRRRRTTTTAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

Dillon: OHHHH MMMMMYYY GOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillon: AHHHH

Dillon: IM FREAKING OUTTTT

Dillon: GET TO THE DIXIE

Dillon: NOWWWW

And it continued. Grace looked over my shoulder at the texts. “What the…?”

“Well, then,” I stated. “I guess we’re going to the Dixie Theater.”

The Dixie Theater was our local theater for plays. I’d participated in a number of them, in fact, so I knew the route by heart. Isaac drove and the rest of us sat in the bed of the truck. I yelled directions from the back and the others continued their debate.

When we reached the theater, the first thing we saw was a broken glass window and Dillon flailing his arms from inside. I hopped out, about to scream at him for breaking the window until I noticed the portal. The others followed my actions.

“What is that?” Troye inquired, his eyes wide as dinner plates.

I examined the portal, amazed by its majesty. It was a blinding blue and made some sort of whooshing sound that reminded me of white noise. Silver and navy blue swirled around inside it.  I’d never seen anything like it; well, at least not in real life.

“Duh.” Tyler said sarcastically. “It’s a magical unicorn about to take us to Candyland where the trees are lollipops and-“

Troye punched him in the stomach, hard enough to get him to shut up but not so hard that Tyler found the need to punch him right back.

Dillon interrupted the two. “And look. Here’s what I found.” He grabbed a painting off the wall and, with some difficulty, threw it into the portal. The previously blue portal now turned a sickly neon green.

Isaac scoffed. “That’s not that wei-“ His remark was interrupted by a loud, guttural roar.

“What even- wh-what was that?” Grace stuttered out. We stood together in silence.

“I-I don’t know…” I murmured.

“Do you think we have to go into that thing?” Troye asked, just loud enough to hear over the whooshing that the portal continued to make.

I whipped my head around and glared at him. “What? Are you kidding? Go into that thing?”

“Iris, no one else is awake,” Troye defended. “It’s just us six.”

“So?”

“So, I don’t think we have a choice.”

“Of course we do!” I burst out. “We don’t have to go into that- that thing! We could all stay here together and, oh, I don’t know, just have fun, doing random things like we always do!”

Isaac replied, “But what if that’s where we find out what happened to our parents?”

“Well,” Dillon added. “I think I’ve played enough video games to know that most portals are dangerous, so...” He trailed off.

“Exactly!” I said, gesturing to Dillon. “Thank you!”

Grace sighed in exasperation. “How about we just vote? Who thinks we should go in?” She, Isaac, Troye, and Tyler all raised their hands. “Majority rules, Iris.”

“Ugh! You know what, fine- but if something bad happens, don’t say I didn’t tell you so!”

The six of us stood just outside the portal. Slowly and reluctantly, I stepped in.

[syaniides]

The Lake [July 11, 2020]

IN PROGRESS

Lynn furrows his brows as he triesssss to finagle the last wily lil’ bit of shit into his suitcase, his lips pursing together as he tries to recall if he was Forgetting anything, moving to reply to a quick text from A, a little smile tugging upwards as he reads the words, before....deciding he needed a break, his saucer-blue eyes turning towards Zip...Zip, hehe, what a cute name, a smile spreading across his lips as he watches her sit on Jesse’s old bed...her bed while she was staying here, before moving to help her out in holding her phone up towards one of the sweet spots where there was a half decent signal in the trailer...”Gotta get it juuuust so. There you go,” he easily, warmly drawls out as a wide grin moves across his lips, before sitting down next to her. “Jesse helped find That One,” he offers out with a little laugh, before...”You wanna go and head out to the Enchanted Lake?” He floats outttt, looking up at her with his big blue eyes as he tries to gauge her reaction to the idea.

Zippy lets out a little soft sigh as she tries to get more than one bar, the whole thing making her anxiety shoot through the roof...along with waiting for her switch to charge, animal crossing being her one saving grace.....her lips curling downward as she is about to just Give Up and maybe take a Nap....or try too, feeling kinda slugggy...and sticky....until she feels her arm moved some and sees the four?!?! bars and feels the vibrations begin to rumble within her hand, ahhhhhhhhh!!!! her curiosity to the World coming back full force as she tries to look while keeping her hand still, ahhh, this was Torturé...flopping back onto the bed, wah, slightly shifting her attention towards Lynn, “the what of the whattttt?” She softly gasps out...

“The Enchanted Lake...” Lynn lets out in a feather-soft whisper, his eyes twinkling with a warm mystique, the smile remaining steady on his lips... “...That J doesn’t even know about, do you want to see?” He asks, keeping his voice low as he looks both ways before speaking. “It’s Jesse’s special secret spot...”

“Enchanted. Lake. Hmmm...” Zippy repeats to herself, opening her eyes as her arm drapes across her stomach, “Are you saying you wannnnna...Sneak Out....?”

“If you’ll come with me...?” Lynn warmly offers out, the grin spreading on his lips before...”And...I have something else secret, if you promise you won’t tell?” He offers in a low whisper, putting his finger to his lips.

Zippy sits up on her forearms someeee...looking towards the door briefly, looking back at Lynn, “What is it?”

“Just somethinggg...” Lynn hums out, twirling on his heel a bit to close the door behind him, before moving into Jesse’s old drawer, looking for the false bottom trick he had taught him...aha! Before finding the little bag he had stored inside with a few other things, holding up the little baggies of weed, shaking it a little, his eyes lighting up a bit as he presents it. “...to add to the magic. But if you don’t wanna, it’s totally cool, too,” he warmly reminds, not wanting to pressure her, or anything, if it wasn’t her thing.

Wowwwww...that kinda wasn’t what she was expecting at all as she sees the little baggies, sitting up all the way as she moves her palms together in a barely audible clap, looking at the small window at the top and the sun shineeeeee, turning back to Lynn, her lips curling up into a little smile, “...so what is the plan?”

“We need to make sure Jaden is distracted first and then...we sneak out and I’ll show you the way,” Lynn deduces, as a playfully mischievous smile crosses his lips, lightly stroking his chin in a Thoughtful manner. “Any thoughts for the Distraction...?”

Zippy’s legs swing in the air some hmhmhmhmmmm, “...Maybe...you wanna Go First and I’ll cover you?”

Lynn’s brows furrowed back and forthhhh as he mulls over the idea in his head, mmmhmmmhmmm, before the corners of his lips cock upwards as he gives Zippy a thumbs up, ready for the plan to be A Go.

Zippy draws her hands up giving a double thumbs up as she moves off the bed and into the the hallway to where Jaden was...as she covers Lynn to make his way...Outsideeee...moving in front of him as she tries to see what he was Doing. “Hey. Is your mom...here?” She asks the last part coming out softly as her head swivels around some...

Jaden lays on his old bed, absentmindedly flipping through one of the books he had lying around, some photography book that Lynn had gotten him by someone he Used to like but now...he half-heartedly flips to the next page, before tilting his head up as he hears Zippy’s voice, shaking his head a bit, before holding his arms out open for her.

Zippy rests her knee onto the bed using it to boost her so she could straddle over Jaden, moving into his arms as she lies down ontop of him pressing a kiss along the side of his face, “...you ok?”

“Just...tired,” Jaden murmurs out, everything just being kind of being A Lot, being back home, trying to help out with all the shit, Lynn’s shit, and...he lets out a breath, knowing it was what he Should be doing, that his mom shouldn’t have to go through it all alone....nuzzling into Zippy as he rests his head next to hers, holding her tight and just...taking comfort in the moment.

Zippy moves her hand into Jaden’s shirt gently moving it along his side as she presses another kiss against his temple, “Let’s take a Napppp...” She lowly declares feeling like he sounded like he could use One, figuring Lynn could wait a lil until Jaden was asleep before showing her the Secreeets...

“Okay...” Jaden concedes, feeling like he Should be helping Lynn pack but just feeling...not quite up for it as he softly closes his eyes, snuggling in with Zippy, a gentle relief moving over him....

Zippy gives Jaden one last little kiss, this time on his cheek as her nose presses against it settling in as she keeps up her hand motions gooooing trying to help him sleeeeeep....blinking her eyes open as she tries to ummmm rubbing her eye as she looks over to see Jaden sleeping, awww sleepy faaaace, slowly drawing her hands back to herself as she tries to figure out how to rollll out of here...somehow managing and jussst barely missing the fall, letting out a little breath at her gymnastics whoa, looking back over at Jaden pressing her lips gently on his forehead and slipping outside of his room and out of the trailer, seeing Lynn still there. “Ta-daaa...”

Lynn raises his phone in the aiiir, trying to get enough of a signal to send his reply text to Az, whistling a bit of one of the songs that she had recently sent him to himself before his gaze shifts over to see Zippy there, ta daaa, an easy, full smile spreading across his lips. “You Ready?” He asks, a toothiness peeking into his smile as a bit of excitement and playful mischief dances in his expressive blue eyes.

[minghoesrecs]

CATCH ME SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR THE NEXT WEEK. (Also tumblr is being a little bitch and glitching, so if you get two reviews from me, I'm sorry Sora)

Alright, so without ruining the surprise for people who might be interested in reading, or for those on earlier days, I'll try to keep as much a secret while also giving my praise.

First of all, the morning scene with [redacted] made all the blood rush to my face, which is hilarious considering I can read absolute nasty stuff wherever and not raise a brow. But this took me OUTTTT.

I was especially happy this scene was with [redacted] because something about him being playful and funny throughout the chapters so far, but being so intensely passionate here really drives that change in how the sex is occurring. Again, it might be just me, but the intimacy and tension in this bit seems indicative of some good, healthy, and discussed ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦⁿᵍˢ to come.

The complete and devious foil to the morning scene also laid me bare. The fact that it's with [redacted]???? Someone who has seemed very laid back...it just heightens the raw chemistry of it. I never would have thought that roleplay dynamic would have ever interested me, but GOD, I was reading like 500 words a minute to devour every single inch of that scene.

[Redacted] might be a competitor for the most diverse now. Jungkook who 😤👊. (Just kidding I love his wild ass).

In conclusion, I love the layers of interactions and dynamics to this. I love variety of intimacy, sex, and sexuality we are getting. I love this.

Can't believe how much is developed and yet to come when this is only day 10!

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DAY TEN

Jin’s already awake by the time you blink away the last few dregs of sleep from your eyes. Glancing at you over the top of his phone occasionally, he smiles and wishes you a good morning once he sees you stretching and sitting up.

“Mm, morning,” you hum back, enjoying the well-rested looseness to your muscles from a good night’s sleep. “I think your bed is comfier than mine.”

“Then move in,” he answers immediately, with a wry grin to let you know he’s not fully serious. “Slept good, then?”

You nod, shifting under the duvet to face him. For a moment, you just give him a bemused look. “You like to get yours done early, huh? The prompt, I mean. Wanting to get it over and done with? Both last week and this week you were one of the firsts.”

Jin’s eyebrows lift in mild surprise. Even this early in the morning, his brown hair is endearingly ruffled, and his eyes are as bright as ever, pyjamas not even wrinkled. “Of course not,” he waves away, reaching out to pat your thigh warmly, his palm resting there. “I’m an opportunist.”

Your heart hitches in your chest at the intense gaze he holds on you, the heat from his skin making you shiver. Though he was dressed in a matching set of striped pyjamas, you only had a baggy shirt and a pair of panties on, your preferred way of sleeping, and his fingers splayed broadly over your bare thigh has your stomach turning in pleasure. 

Outside, it’s silent, and judging by the early hour of the alarm clock on his nightstand, nobody else would be up. You bite your lip, letting your hand rest over Jin’s. “We’re alone,” you offer up suggestively, “I’m barely dressed, and I’m still needy from not getting to fuck you yesterday. Would you classify that as an opportunity?”

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