#ALL OF YOU ARE MISTYPED
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me genuinely trying not to freak out when someone types someone and ends it with “-t” or “-a” like “infp-t” or “estp-a” STOP IT END THIS MADNESS
#its not that serious its not that serious its not that serious its not that— *gets shot*#THATS NOT WHAT TYPING IS !!!! PETITION TO BAN 16PERSONALITIES FROM THE EARTH#‘im an infp-t’ so ur an isfj 🧍♀️#‘im an entp-a’ so ur an infp 🧍♀️#LIKEEEE#ALL OF YOU ARE MISTYPED#typology#carl jung#infp#enfp#enfj#infj#entp#intp#intj#entj#estj#istj#isfj#esfj#esfp#isfp#istp#estp#rewriting
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Since it’s October 1st…
The Baldening has come to an end….
Here are the final renditions I did of 7-11 ( @pampanope )
Don’t worry, I am in the works of writing the documentary that will be posted soon
It will explain everything muhahahahah
Anyways, it’s time for the spookening :3
#this was so fun#I can’t believe how this all happen#all because of a mistype#thank you to everyone joining in#this was beautiful to see#loved all the creations!!#shadow 7 11 (cod oc)
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It starts with the dreams.
They're not like other dreams. There's no distortion to them, none of the instability that comes with most dreams. Everything is vivid, clear. Your mind is sharp, orderly.
Nonetheless, it is not a lucidity. You don't know you are in a dream, and you won't, not until you wake up.
You'll be in a field, a forest, on the shore of some great ocean. Empty landscapes, all of them. There will always be something there for you -- a cup on the stump of a tree, a perfectly round pool of water, a series of leaves, constellations wheeling across the sky.
The vast majority of people will only ever have one of these dreams. Whatever their reaction to the objects, the signs, the trials, they don't pass whatever the unstated test is, and they never have another dream again. They carry on with their lives, those lucky masses.
To some, to people like you, the dreams continue. They become familiar over a month, two, three. You'll put the leaves in order, you'll stare into the depths of the pool, the cup will fill with sweet-tasting tea. You'll see the stars wheel in patterns overhead, you'll find patterns in their dance. You'll preform these tasks with a strange, natural intuition, though some will feel easier than others. It will surprise you to hear that most people have no such drive, no such innate understanding of what these visions require of you.
Of course, you can fail these tests, should you wish to. You don't have bend the motions of the stars to your will until they are set in the correct patterns, you don't need to look to something beyond the pool of water, to see into a place that is not where you stand, to arrange the plants according to what is within, not without. You don't need to. You can avoid the fate you don't yet know about.
You can, but you won't. This drive is buried too deep to be avoided.
The last dream will have no task for you, no challenge, no test. You will awake in another empty place, at night, made bright by the moon, the stars.
In front of you will be a path, stretching straight away to the horizon.
This will be the last chance you have to avoid this fate. You can avoid this fate, if you wish to, if you can gather your wits and realize that this dream is no longer entirely a dream.
All you must do is not walk forward. Do not follow the path. Stay exactly where you are, even if you do not wake up. Especially if you do not wake up.
You only have one other choice, and it is the path.
You're already walking, aren't you?
Something is pulling you forwards, the same bone-deep intuition that you felt about the tests. Something not that you need to do, but something that is so easy that it would be more difficult to not you.
And so you walk, along the path, under the moon. You've made your choice; you'll find, now, that there is no turning back.
You will walk towards the horizon, and the moon will spin through it's phases like rotoscope.
When you next wake, you will not be in the same place you fell asleep. You will be somewhere new. Somewhere else. You will say goodbye to your old life, whatever it was. However perfect or dismal it was, no matter if you longed to leave it behind or were content with your lot. You will not have a choice. There is no way home, not from here, not anymore.
Welcome to the Witchdraft.
#my writing#this is fully because phello mistyped witchcraft and the resulting thought of witchdraft compelled me so hard#that i thought about it all night and this came out#basically. secret dreams as magical appitude tests and if you do well#you get Drafted#what are they fighting? why are they being drafted? who knows. exercize for the reader. ect.
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just here to say again that gay people can and very often do experience “crushes” on people of different genders, particularly when they’re young and don’t understand the difference between romantic and platonic love, and that doesn’t make them any less gay
stranger things has done a fucking phenomenal job of displaying this through mike wheeler, whose entire romantic arc has been about discovering what that difference is, specifically through his two major relationships, will and el. he mistakes the platonic feelings for romantic ones and the romantic feelings for platonic ones before (VERY gradually imo) realizing that he’s had them mixed up the entire time
#i used to make up crushes to tell my friends bc i thought I was weird for never having crushes#(i just didn’t realize same gender crushes were a thing despite DEFINITELY HAVING THOSE)#and whenever I did or whenever friends assumed I had a crush on someone I convinced myself it was real#like for YEARS I could do it#i had long term relationships bc I found out someone liked me and assumed my platonic feeling must actually be romantic#it’s EXTREMELY common and I genuinely applaud st for the way they’re portraying it with so much nuance and complexity it’s incredible#again: this isn’t a story about someone choosing between two equally likely romantic prospects. it simply isn’t#it is not portrayed that way at all and ESPECIALLY if you think mike is an oblivious character (i don’t) it makes way more sense that his#journey is about REALIZING the true nature of his feelings for both el and will#that they WEREN’T what he thought and assumed they were but rather that his feeling for el have ALWAYS been platonic#and his feeling for will are surprise surprise…. ACTUALLY romantic#*I somehow mistyped ‘feelings’ as ‘feeling’ three separate times wtf lmao#beets posts
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if you have difficulty typing König correctly - don't type konig.
use Koenig instead.
Yes, this is officially how german speakers circumvent the problem when using keyboards without the Umlaut ö.
you can also google 'oe umlaut' and then copy paste the ö.
#if you use konig bc its just more convenient for you then all german speakers silently will judge you#there is an easy alternative on every standard keyboard#like for real#könig would turn on his heels away from you if you mistype and butcher is name as konig#könig#konig#koenig#könig call of duty#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare
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making this its own post bc i dont wanna bother the op of that post but oh my gosh. the way falin is treated vs the way laios is treated despite them having similar personality traits/the same kind of autism, all because laios presents more masculine and is much more energetic than her sister, and falin is much more softspoken than laios is
#eden mrraps.#like. they are both weird as shit and this is not a bad thing. they both are very passionate and kind#and both are very interested in 'weird' things. but the way shuro sees falin's interest in bugs as fascinating and her honesty and bluntnes#as cute whilst seeing laios's interest in monsters as annoying and her bluntness and honesty as her being bothersome and annoying#the way shuro distains laios but praises falin for the same exact traits all because falin's a cute girl he likes#and this is literally reflective in other characters!! laios is constantly regarded as weird or too blunt in comparison to very similar#characters like marcille. the manga does a GREAT job at showing how laios is mistreated whilst the other woman around her are infantilized#for showing the exact same traits and shows that hey!!! this is not good!! these characters are weird for having double standards!!!!#its even more insane when you bring laios being trans into the equation bc 💥 ooooh my gosh. girl thjis comic contains multitudes#btw if you ever see me use she/her for laios that is not a mistype. laios is a trans woman
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♪ Lyrical technician an electrician Y'all light work ♪
Eminem | Houdini
#// so i heard eminem was a comic books nerd and that's... believable#// though i figure that if he was he wasn't the type of nerd to be too disconnected from the physical world#// can't be clumsy & awkward and still rap at his level#// so either he's naturally talented (though that still develops) or INSANELY devoted to improving his skills against ALL odds#// in any case impressive work 😲#// (btw for the mbti crowd... long ago...)#// (saw him typed as both ISTP and INTJ... it had me wondering because he can be really deep too. but i'm currently leaning more ISTP 🤔)#// (everyone else... i don't recommend going down the MBTI rabbit hole rn - it's full of missinformation)#// (just read from sources that aren't full of crap if you will anyway)#// (also typing others can be annoying i just don't care about being annoying in this instance 🙄)#// (i got mistyped a bunch of times as INFJ and a few times as ENTP as a compliment but when they got my type right then i must be evil 😂)#// (anyhow that's that for going on an MBTI tangent)#Bits of/from/about Artists#Highlighted Artworks#music#music videos#eminem
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gotta actually learn asl augh but we suck at like. visual shit and making hands work? how do u learn is it mirrored that shits never made sense
#bloodletting#may have made a friend. idk if its necessary they seem to be able to hear but still a nice step mb will ask#if they text. alice! asked if they like amr and they nodded like yes. lila friend prob#they seemed chill asked abt vgs and smoking immediately. grins at you all.#oh gotta ask pronouns too but texted so didnt mistype our#number. oops forgot abt hashtags
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It will get better. I know it will and i promise it will. You have to be strong, as have i. The world needs you and your writing. Your ideas. You dreams. The world needs it all. ❤️
:') thank you so much, anon. I've been having doubts about the point of my writing but I do want to believe there is one.
#i wish you all the strength#thank you again#on a lighter note i flinch every time i mistype 'believe' as 'beliebe'#primary school justin bieber vs everyone still lives in my mind apparently#i just find it a bit funny#asks
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discovering a piece of media you didn’t think was queer at all is actually in fact actually very queer >>>>>>>
#shitpost#was 15 minutes into this movie for class like hmm. I wonder what this is about actually I should look it up#turns out it’s about a father accepting his son for being gay???? and the intersections between race and ethnicity and identity???#like the whole point of the movie is about queerness?? and it’s from 2008??#*2009 i mistyped#anyway going into media blind means sometimes you get smacked in the face with queerness#and that’s pretty nice :)#was not expecting this at all
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i am. thinking about the barbie movie
#am gonna regret writing this later but. being trans is a special breed of feeling like you have to prove your masculinity#and it's extra fucked up cause whenever you feel like that you immediately feel like shit afterwards cause you know the other side and you#grew up knowing you were queer and now you feel like you're being antithetical to what the queer community is all about and the progress it#has made. like obviously [insert any number of things lol] does not make someone any less of a man. you know that and you know that you'd#never judge anyone else by that standard but at the same time clearly you still fucking believe in it since you judge yourself by it and#what if you're just judging other people unconsciously#and this ties back in to the movie cause the end w ken also rebrought up the question of 'do i actually want a romantic relationship or do#just feel like i *should* have one' and i'm kind of leaning towards the second option. bc it feels Good but in like.. i don't even know how#to describe it. like it's what i should be doing but not because *i* actually want to personally?#and i know that whatever kind/amount of attraction i have is bi but whenever i imagine the kind of relationship that would feel most 'right#(in that weird way) it's always w a girl. which is literally fucking just the beginning of these tags restated. bc that feels like the thin#i 'should' be doing as a guy (lmfaooo mistyped that as gay 💀) n i think the 'this feels right' is literally just gender euphoria which#again is fucking stupid as a shit bc obviously liking girls is not more masculine than liking guys and ofc i don't actually believe that#but then clearly i fucking DO because why the hell else would i feel that way for myself#anyway gonna go play in traffic 🙃 dear god please hit me with a bus. thanks
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"something useful for stress relief"
#lully's picrew#hws poland#hws poland shitpost#a whump thing again#all my friends: you mistyped stress release
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Trying to get some table of contents info from someone in half an hour so I can decide if I want to buy this magazine like 😂😂😂
#they said they shared a folder with me!#but i am not seeing it!!!#perhaps they mistyped my email address?#lololololololol i am going insane#personal#the pulp saga continues#if i don't get the info in time do i let the auction expire in hopes the seller relists or do i spring for it and hope for the best?#i seem to be the only one interested and it's only like $14 (with shipping) so it's not like it's expensive or anything but still#if it really DOESN'T have anything i'm interested in i'd just as soon spend that $14 elsewhere you know?#EDIT: AHHHH IT FINALLY CAME THROUGH!!!#and it turns out the issue doesn't have anything i want after all!#hooray i get to save money lol
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when ppl use the 16 personalities quiz to figure out their type i don't believe the results half the time...
#that quiz is so damn inaccurate...#it uses dichotomy typing which is wrong lik 90% of the time#i much prefer tests that take your cognitive functions into account#but even then imo the enneagram gives a much better sense into their personality imo#though the online quizzes there mistype ppl all the time too#but the mistyping is a whole other level for mbti... 16p is like a different typology of its own#i get it. i had a 16p phase too. that version of mbti was the first typology i really got interested in.#but its dichotomy typing physically pains me now.#it sucks that 16p is so popular. so many other tests and typologies are way more accurate....#(we have to take a 16p test for my psychology class today. can you tell)#(like literally stop i am Not an infp i dont think you know what that actually means when you type me as that 😭😭)#(and i didnt for a long time either bc i thought i was an infp for YEARS... ((im an isfj. a bit different there/s)))#but yeah imho enneagram >>>>>> mbti. for even more reasons than i even went into here#personal
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Girl I can't hardly see a damn thing 😭
a midsummer night's dream (1999)
#i have my brightness all the way up and i can barely manage to see the bottom gif#i wanna be able to enjoy your work op!#are you sure you didn't mistype 1999...
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It's funny to me how people mistype fictional characters or celebrities in pdb just to make their favorite ship compatible
#i don't have a specific ship in mind to tag#but think of any 2 individuals that are famous together and go see their pages. big chance one of them is mistyped#btw not all of them#this isn't only about pdb cs a lot of pages there a re correct#Some discussions on social media are so funny too#it's like when someone insists on typing an isfp character as an entj just to ship them with an intp#or esfj character as enfp to ship them with a infj#Sounds cringe right? But unfortunately they do this and start a whole debate over it#i'm someone who enjoys this types if debates cs they are always funny#thanks for coming to my shit talk#i love you if reaches this lol
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