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techtoio · 5 months ago
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How Artificial Intelligence is Transforming Scientific Research
Introduction No one ever imagined how artificial intelligence would revolutionize scientific research. At TechtoIO, we look into how AI is not just a tool but the driver behind the rapid advancements in many scientific disciplines. That includes how science is being transformed—from better data analysis to catalyzing discovery, such as areas in health, climate science, physics, particle experimentation, and more. Read to continue link...
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cbirt · 7 months ago
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Think about peering into the intricate world of biomolecules, those complex assemblies that direct the symphony of life. Scientists have long relied on molecular dynamics (MD) simulations to watch them dance, but these often require costly quantum-mechanical calculations to get accurate results. However, a groundbreaking new technique called GEMS (general approach for constructing accurate machine-learned force fields for large-scale molecular simulations) developed by researchers from Google DeepMind, Germany, and collaborators may soon usher in a revolution in biomolecular research.
GEMS was designed with machine learning (ML), which gives it an unprecedentedly high level of accuracy when simulating huge biomolecules. This blog post delves into some of the nuances surrounding GEMS, its potential impact on understanding biomolecular dynamics, and its prospects for biological research and drug discovery going forward.
MD simulations are like a movie of the movements of biological molecules. It is necessary to have a set of rules known as force fields (FFs) that define how atoms interact with each other. Yet, traditional FFs often present simple approximations of these interactions at the cost of precision and speed. This inadequacy becomes more apparent when dealing with large and complex biomolecules such as proteins. In most cases, conventional FFs fail to capture the subtle intricacies in these delicate systems, leading to incorrect results that can be misleading.
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venacoeurva · 1 year ago
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Perish (love how Tumblr decided that not only is it the queer site that constantly suppresses queer people, but now they’re happy to get desperate users (many of which are minors) to get their data harvested just like that koko one! Oh how they care.) I can’t wait to see the lawsuits.
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frank-olivier · 2 months ago
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The Topological Advantage: How Anyons Are Changing Quantum Computing
The field of quantum computing has experienced a significant paradigm shift in recent years, with the emergence of topological quantum computing as a promising approach to building practical quantum computers. At the heart of this new paradigm is the concept of anyons, quasiparticles that exhibit non-Abelian statistics in two-dimensional spaces. First proposed by physicist Frank Wilczek in 1982, anyons have been extensively studied and experimentally confirmed in various systems.
The discovery of anyons and their unique properties has opened up new avenues for quantum computing, enabling the development of fault-tolerant quantum gates and scalable quantum systems. The topological properties of anyons make them well-suited for creating stable qubits, the fundamental units of quantum information. The robustness of these qubits stems from their topological characteristics, which are less susceptible to errors caused by environmental disturbances.
One of the most significant advantages of topological quantum computing is its inherent error resistance. The robust nature of anyonic systems minimizes sensitivity to local perturbations, reducing the need for complex error correction codes and facilitating scalability. Michael Freedman and colleagues first demonstrated this concept in 2003, and it has since been extensively studied.
The manipulation of anyons through braiding, where anyons are moved around each other in specific patterns, implements quantum gates that are inherently fault-tolerant. This concept was first introduced by Alexei Kitaev in 1997, and has since been extensively studied. The topological nature of braiding ensures that operations are resistant to errors, as they rely only on the topology of the braiding path, not its precise details.
Topological quantum computing has far-reaching potential applications, with significant implications for cryptography, material science, and quantum simulations. Topological quantum computing enables enhanced security protocols, insights into novel states of matter, and more efficient simulations of complex quantum systems.
Prof. Steve Simon: Topological Quantum Computing (University of Waterloo, June 2012)
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jessicatheearthling · 9 months ago
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if you hate the digital world but also love it
if you are fascinated by AI, alternate dimensions, consciousness, simulation theory...
and you like sometimes surreal, magical-realism type slipstream fiction
And live in your deep thoughts
Then you might enjoy the book collection I'm creating?? There will be seven, and they intertwine and overlap, but they can be read in any order 🪽🌿🚲
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ISBN: 978-1803814520
available at any online bookseller but it's cool if you support a local bookstore by requesting that they order it for you 💕
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infotrendz · 2 months ago
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reasoncourt · 1 year ago
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i told my dad that i’ve quit drinking and he was like “you’ve got a date on friday” and i clarified “that doesn’t count” because how can one not have a drink when listening to the hundredth man try to explain crypto or AI to them. it’s not possible
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xninaspace · 2 years ago
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Finch: *says a bunch of coding technical jargon*
Me: HOLY SHIT I KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!
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lunar-goodness · 5 months ago
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The cell-modeling approach underpinning the research was pioneered in the lab of Ilya Vakser, professor of computational biology and molecular biosciences and director of the Center for Computational Biology at KU. Vakser’s group is one of the foremost in the world in modeling macromolecular interactions.
"What we're doing is a virtual cell,” Vakser said. “It's a biological cell that exists in the computer. And it allows us to investigate all kinds of biological phenomena at atomic resolution, such as the effects of genetic mutations.
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cybertron-after-dark · 3 months ago
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what the FUCK happens in cyberverse
Here's a list just off the top of my head, in no particular order. MASSIVE spoilers ahead.
-Wheeljack keeps making party drugs. This is not only accepted but wholly encouraged by the Autobots. He's made the bot equivalent to cocaine so strong it made grimlock physically unable to stop himself from running around the ship at mach 5. This was the basis for an entire episode. He's also made patches that give you a direct link to the Allspark that he passed out at a party specifically to get everyone as fucked up as physically possible. I cannot overemphasize that Optimus make no effort to stop this until things turn destructive on both occasions.
-Soundwave and Shockwave completely fucking hate each other and have a whole rivalry trying to be a better and more useful follower for Megatron than each other.
-Soundwave is a fucking memelord who will play clown music or dramatic riffs to dunk on people from the soundboard he has built into his hardware.
-theres a sort of liminal dimension referred to as Unspace that you can get stuck in and if you are there for too long you will straight up disintegrate. We see this happen to the entire crew aboard the arc from different timelines several times while the main timeline crew we follow tries to escape this fate, thus dooming dozens of other timelines.
-Cheetor is basically Allspark Jesus, and he's tired of all the fighting, so he tries to have Optimus and Megatron settle their differences once and for all. The chosen method for this was making them both play the Newlywed Game. They were both terrible at it, the MegOp Divorce agenda is alive and well.
-the Quintessons invade Cybertron and stick the entire population into a simulation a la The Matrix, which slowly drains their life force until they die. This kills countless unnamed Cybertronians, both Autobot and Decepticon, as well as Hound, who does not get to appear on screen.
-the Quintessons also catch Starscream, rip his face off, and modify him into an Eldritch tentacle beast with his brain attached to two other aliens, and then appoint that amalgamation as the judge that decides the fate of the universe in regards to whether they exterminate all life within it.
-Shockwave commits suicide for Megatron's approval. He launches his spark straight into the Allspark to taint it specifically as a last desperate fuck you to the autobots.
-Soundwave acquired laserbeak by just kind of grabbing a random bird out of the sky.
-Soundblaster is an ex-decepticon that left out of shame. That shame being Soundwave beating his ass in a beatboxing competition so fuckin hard he couldn't show his face around his faction anymore.
-The autobots keep starscream captive and try to get him to take a therapy session with the Arc's AI, and he starts out willing to actually give it a shot but said AI is kind of Stupid and screamer ends up tricking him into letting him escape through an air vent to go wreak havoc instead.
-Starscream also starts a suicide cult with the other Seekers, gains control of Vector Sigma and the Allspark, has the seekers forfeit their sparks to him, thus resulting in a cosmically powered Starscream. He uses that power to "remake" his followers into scraplets that he refers to as, with nothing but love in his tone, his "children."
-Shockwave and Wheeljack are shown to be ex lab partners. Shockwave has an army of drones that look exactly like his altmode that Wheeljack helped program. They are programmed to be able to break out into a coordinated dance number at any given time. Originally this was just to make Wheeljack laugh. Shockwave kept that function in throughout the entire war and initiates it the second there's a truce and Wheeljack asks to see it again.
-Shockwave kidnaps Wheeljack at one point for Science Under Duress purposes and Wheeljack is too invested in all the sweet fuckin tech Shockwave's been making while they were apart to really care that he's being held against his will, and then proceeds to escape without too much issue because he knows Shockwave well enough to know exactly how to disable everything.
-Bumblebee distracts the Decepticons by running in front of their surveillance cameras and shaking his ass in the most underwhelming way imaginable.
-Grimlock is only stupid when he's in his altmode because it takes a lot of power to sustain and he has to sacrifice some of his higher brain functions to keep it manageable. In robot mode he talks like he went to an Ivy League college and knows what champagne tastes like. He throws upscale parties every chance he gets.
-Grimlock also helped start an anticapitalist revolution with Bumblebee when he found an underground society of insect transformers that had a rigid caste system. This was within moments of finding out that the ultra wealthy were hoarding the limited energon reserves for themselves. Grimlock is a comrade and he does not fuck around.
-Skybyte is here and he sounds like Skeletor.
-Windblade and Slipstream are nemeses and somehow it's even more toxic yuri coded than Arcee and airachnid in tfp.
-speaking of Arcee, she's besties with Grimlock. They at one point have a physical fight over who gets to die to protect the other.
-hot rod and soundwave are forced to share leadership over the team of bots and cons that escaped the quintessons' simulation and it's packed with so much homoerotic tension its unreal.
-Maccadam is some kind of lovecraftian war machine that can unfold himself into a whole armory whenever he feels like it. We have no idea what his whole altmode looks like, all we see are the ominous shadows of the weapons on the walls. He uses this specifically as a threat to keep anyone from fighting in his bar bc he's insistent it remain neutral ground. He also can kinda just. See into the future. And casually drops prophecies that get written off as spoonerisms until they turn out to be relevant.
-Optimus Prime has horrific social anxiety that he can kind of power through when he's in a crisis, but the second things are chill and he has to give a speech at a party or something he simply does not know how to function.
-the entire planet of Velocitron gets taken over by cosmic rust and everyone inhabiting it that couldn't escape in time was killed horrifically.
-cosmos is a girl and she hangs out with a dude named Meteorfire who is, for all intents and purposes, just robot Steve Irwin.
-Astrotrain keeps closing doors in people's faces for the funny
-Megatron is killed by a version of himself from an alternate universe that went nuts and starting creating a master race of perfect Decepticons to inhabit Cybertron. Said perfect Decepticons were carbon copies of idw Tarn in all but personality.
-Acidstorm is canonically genderfluid and keeps switching between male and female seeker frames whenever they feel like it
-Kup, who had not been in the show at all until this point, decides to show up and narrate an entire episode like hes giving a political speech.
And, the infamous one we all know and love
-Megatron is a twitch streamer and he livestreams Starscream's fucking funeral. The chat has custom Decepticon emotes.
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idiotthewise · 1 year ago
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Watch "Is Consciousness Real? - NEW SCIENCE We're Living In A Simulation | Donald Hoffman" on YouTube
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A good debate.
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innonurse · 1 year ago
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What impact will the AI Bill of Rights have on US healthcare?
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- By InnoNurse Staff -
The White House Blueprint for an AI Bill of Rights offers guidance on ethical and health equity concerns in healthcare as the sector seeks to eliminate repetitious chores and increase clinical efficiency with AI
Read more at HealthTech Magazine
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Other recent news and insights
Nerve stimulation via 4D printing (Technical University of Munich)
A novel method for developing RNA therapy for the treatment of rare diseases has been developed (Medical Xpress)
Readout AI receives pre-seed funding to shorten the time between clinical trial data and insight (Readout AI, Inc./PRNewswire)
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stemgirlchic · 9 months ago
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why neuroscience is cool
space & the brain are like the two final frontiers
we know just enough to know we know nothing
there are radically new theories all. the. time. and even just in my research assistant work i've been able to meet with, talk to, and work with the people making them
it's such a philosophical science
potential to do a lot of good in fighting neurological diseases
things like BCI (brain computer interface) and OI (organoid intelligence) are soooooo new and anyone's game - motivation to study hard and be successful so i can take back my field from elon musk
machine learning is going to rapidly increase neuroscience progress i promise you. we get so caught up in AI stealing jobs but yes please steal my job of manually analyzing fMRI scans please i would much prefer to work on the science PLUS computational simulations will soon >>> animal testing to make all drug testing safer and more ethical !! we love ethical AI <3
collab with...everyone under the sun - psychologists, philosophers, ethicists, physicists, molecular biologists, chemists, drug development, machine learning, traditional computing, business, history, education, literally try to name a field we don't work with
it's the brain eeeeee
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ai-azura · 2 years ago
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US Department of Energy Offers $33 Million in Funding for AI and Machine Learning in Fusion Energy and Plasma Sciences Research
US Department of Energy Offers $33 Million in Funding for AI and Machine Learning in Fusion Energy and Plasma Sciences Research
The US Department of Energy (DoE) is offering $33 million in funding for researchers who can apply artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML) to the analysis and simulation of fusion energy and plasma sciences. The DoE is seeking proposals for the use of AI/ML on existing public data, with a focus on approaches that could support the development of a fusion pilot plant in the near…
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ozzgin · 10 months ago
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Yandere! Android x Reader (I)
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It is the future and you have been tasked to solve a mysterious murder that could jeopardize political ties. Your assigned partner is the newest android model meant to assimilate human customs. You must keep his identity a secret and teach him the ways of earthlings, although his curiosity seems to be reaching inappropriate extents.
Yes, this is based on Asimov’s “Caves of Steel” because Daneel Olivaw was my first ever robot crush. I also wanted a protagonist that embraces technology. :)
Content: female reader, AI yandere, 50's futurism
[Part 2] | [More original works]
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You follow after the little assistant robot, a rudimentary machine invested with basic dialogue and spatial navigation. It had caused quite the ruckus when first introduced. One intern - well liked despite being somewhat clumsy at his job - was sadly let go as a result. Not even the Police is safe from the threat of AI, is what they chanted outside the premises.
"The Commissioner has summoned you, (Y/N)." 
That's how it greeted you earlier, clacking its appendage against the open door in an attempt to simulate a knock. 
"Do you know why my presence is needed?" You inquire and wait for the miniature AI to scan the audio message. 
"I am not allowed to mention anything right now." It finally responds after agonizing seconds.
 It's an alright performance. You might've been more impressed by it, had you not witnessed first hand the Spacer technology that could put any modern invention here on Earth to shame. Sadly the people down here are very much against artificial intelligence. There have been multiple protests recently, like the one in front of your building, condemning the latest government suggestion regarding automation. People fear for their jobs and safety and you don't necessarily blame them for having self preservation. On the other hand, you've always been a supporter of progress. As a child you devoured any science fiction book you could get your hands on, and now, as a high ranked police detective you still manage to sneak away and scan over articles and news involving the race for a most efficient computer.
You close the door behind you and the Commissioner puts his fat cigarette out, twisting the remains into the ashtray with monotonous movements as if searching for the right words.
 "There's been a murder." Is all he settles on saying, throwing a heavy folder in your direction. A hologram or tablet might've been easier to catch, but the man, like many of his coworkers, shares a deep nostalgia for the old days. 
 You flip through the pages and eventually furrow your eyebrows. 
"This would be a disaster if it made it to the news." You mumble and look up at the older man. "Shouldn't this go to someone more experienced?" 
He twiddles with his grey mustache and glances out the fake window. 
"It's a sensitive case. The Spacers are sending their own agent to collaborate with us. What stands out to you?" 
You narrow your eyes and focus on the personnel sheet. What's there to cause such controversy? Right before giving up, departing from the page, you finally notice it: next to the Spacer officer's name, printed clearly in black ink, is a little "R." which is a commonly used abbreviation to indicate something is a robot. The chief must've noticed your startled reaction and continues, satisfied: 
"You understand, yes? They're sending an android. Supposedly it replicates a human perfectly in terms of appearance, but it does not possess enough observational data. Their request is that whoever partners up with him will also house him and let him follow along for the entirety of the mission. You're the only one here openly supporting those tin boxes. I can't possibly ask one of your higher ups, men with wives and children, to...you know...bring that thing in their house."
You're still not sure whether to be offended by the fact that your comfort seems to be of less priority compared to other officers. Regardless of the semantics, you're presently standing at the border between Earth and the Spacer colony, awaiting your case partner. A man emerges from behind a security gate. He's tall, with handsome features and an elegant walk. He approaches you and you reach for a handshake. 
"Is the android with you?" You ask, a little confused. 
"Is this your first time seeing a Spacer model?" He responds, relaxed. "I am the agent in your care. There is no one else." 
You take a moment to process the information, similar to the primitive machine back at your office. Could it be? You've always known that Spacer technology is years ahead, but this surpasses your wildest dreams. There is not a single detail hinting at his mechanical fundament. The movement is fluid, the speech is natural, the design is impenetrable. He lifts the warm hand he'd used for the handshake and gently presses a finger against your chin in an upwards motion. You find yourself involuntarily blushing. 
"Your mouth was open. I assumed you'd want it discreetly corrected." He states, factually, with a faint smile on his lips. Is he amused? Is such a feeling even possible? You try your best to regain some composure, adjusting the collar of your shirt and clearing your throat. 
"Thank you and please excuse my rudeness. I was not expecting such a flawless replica. Our assistants are...easily recognizable as AI."
"So I've been told." His smile widens and he checks his watch. You follow his gesture, still mesmerized, trying to find a single indicator that the man standing before you is indeed a machine, a synthetic product.
Nothing.
"Shall we?" He eyes the exit path and you quickly lead him outside and towards public transport. 
He patiently waits for your fingerprint scan to be complete. You almost turn around and apologize for the old, lagging device. As a senior detective, you have the privilege of living in the more spacious, secured quarters of the city. And, since you don't have a family, the apartment intended for multiple people looks more like a luxury adobe. Still, compared to the advanced way of the Spacers, this must feel like poverty to the android.
At last, the scanner beeps and the door unlocks. 
"Heh...It's a finicky model." You mumble and invite him in.
"Yes, I'm familiar with these systems." He agrees with you and steps inside, unbuttoning his coat.
"Oh, you've seen this before?"
"In history books."
You scratch your cheek and laugh awkwardly, wondering how much of his knowledge about the current life on Earth is presented as a museum exhibit when compared to Spacer society. 
"I'm going to need a coffee. I guess you don't...?" Your words trail as you await confirmation. 
"I would enjoy one as well, if it is not too much to ask. I've been told it's a social custom to 'get coffee' as a way to have small talk." The synthetic straightens his shirt and looks at you expectantly. 
"Of course. I somehow assumed you can't drink, but if you're meant to blend in with humans...it does make sense you'd have all the obvious requirements built in."
He drags a chair out and sits at the small table, legs crossed.
"Indeed. I have been constructed to have all the functions of a human, down to every detail." 
You chuckle lightly. Well, not like you can verify it firsthand. The engineers back at the Spacer colony most likely didn't prepare him for matters considered unnecessary. 
"I do mean every detail." He adds, as if reading your mind. "You are free to see for yourself."
You nearly drop the cup in your flustered state. You hurry to wipe the coffee that spilled onto the counter and glance back at the android, noticing a smirk on his face. What the hell? Are they playing a prank on you and this is actually a regular guy? Some sort of social experiment? 
"I can see they included a sense of humor." You manage to blurt out, glaring at him suspiciously. 
"I apologize if I offended you in any way. I'm still adjusting to different contexts." The android concludes, a hint of mischief remaining on his face. "Aren't rowdy jokes common in your field of work?"
"Uh huh. Spot on." You hesitantly place the hot drink before him.
Robots on Earth have always been built for the purpose of efficiency. Whether or not a computer passes the Turing Test is irrelevant as long as it performs its task in the most optimal, rational way. There have been attempts, naturally, to create something indistinguishable from a human, but utility has always taken precedence. It seems that Spacers think differently. Or perhaps they have reached their desired level of performance a long time ago, and all that was left was fiddling with aesthetics. Whatever the case is, you're struggling not to gawk in amazement at the man sitting in your kitchen, stirring his coffee with a bored expression.
"I always thought - if you don't mind my honesty - that human emotions would be something to avoid when building AI. Hard to implement, even harder to control and it doesn't bring much use."
"I can understand your concerns. However, let me reassure you, I have a strict code of ethics installed in my neural networks and thus my emotions will never lead to any destructive behavior. All safety concerns have been taken into consideration.
As for why...How familiar are you with our colony?" The android takes a sip of his coffee and nods, expressing his satisfaction. "Perhaps you might be aware, Spacers have a declining population. Automated assistants have been part of our society for a long time now. What's lacking is humans. If the issue isn't fixed, artificial humans will have to do."
You scoff.
"What, us Earth men aren't good enough to fix the birth rates? They need robots?"
You suddenly remember the recipient of your complaint and mutter an apology. 
"Well, I'm sure you'd make a fine contender. Sadly I can't speak for everyone else on Earth." The man smiles in amusement upon seeing the pale red that's now dusting your cheeks, then continues: "But the issue lies somewhere else. Spacers have left Earth a long time ago and lived in isolation until now. Once an organism has lost its immune responses to otherwise common pathogens, it cannot be reintegrated."
True. Very few Earth citizens are allowed to enter the colony, and only do so after thorough disinfection stages, proving they are disease free as to not endanger the fragile health of the Spacers living in a sterile environment. You can only imagine the disastrous outcome if the two species were to abruptly mingle. In that case, equally sterile machinery might be their only hope.
Your mind wanders to the idea. Dating a robot...How's that? You sheepishly gaze at the android and study his features. His neatly combed copper hair, the washed out blue eyes, the pale skin. Probably meant to resemble the Spacers. You shake your head.
"A-anyways, I'll go and gather all the case files I have. Then we can discuss our first steps. Do feel at home."
You rush out and head for your office. Focus, you tell yourself mildly annoyed.
While you search for the required paperwork - what a funny thing to say in this day and age - he will certainly take up on your generous offer to make himself comfortable. The redhaired man enters the living room, scanning everything with curious eyes. He stops in front of a digital frame and slides through the photos. Ah, this must be your Police Academy graduation. The year matches with the data he's received on you. Data files he might've read one too many times in his unexplained enthusiasm. This should be you and the Commissioner; Doesn't match the description of your father, and he seems too old to be a spouse or boyfriend. Additionally, the android distinctly recalls the empty 'Relationship' field.
"Old photos are always a tad embarrassing. I suppose you skipped that stage."
He jolts almost imperceptibly and faces you. You have returned with a thin stack of papers and a hologram projector.
"I've digitalized most files I received, so you don't have to shuffle a bunch of paper around." You explain.
"That is very useful, thank you." He gently retrieves the small device from your hand, but takes a moment before removing his fingers from yours. "I predict this will be a successful partnership."
You flash him a friendly smile and gesture towards the seating area.
"Let's get to work, then. Unless you want to go through more boring albums." You joke as you lower yourself onto the plush sofa. 
The synthetic human joins you at an unexpectedly close proximity. You wonder if proper distance differs among Spacers or if he has received slightly erroneous information about what makes a comfortable rapport. 
"Nothing boring about it. In fact, I'd say you and I are very similar from this point of view." He tells you, placing the projector on the table.
"Oh?"
"Your interest in technology and artificial intelligence is rather easy to infer." The man continues, pointing vaguely towards the opposing library. "Aside from the briefing I've already received about you, that is."
"And that is similar to...the interest in humans you've been programmed to have?" You interject, unsure where this conversation is meant to lead. 
"Almost."
His head turns fully towards you and you stare back into his eyes. From this distance you can finally discern the first hints of his nature: the thin disks shading the iris - possibly CCD sensors - are moving in a jagged, mechanical manner. Actively analyzing and processing the environment. 
"I wouldn't go as far as to generalize it to all humans. 
Just you."
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chuckle-clips · 4 months ago
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Schlatt: Hi ChatGPT. What do you think about Roko’s Basilisk?
ChatGPT: Roko’s Basilisk is a fascinating thought experiment but it’s quite speculative and controversial. It revolves around the idea that a powerful future AI could punish those who didn’t help bring it into existence. Critics argue that it is based on several assumptions about AI and decision theory that aren’t well grounded. What’s your take on it? Do you find the concept intriguing or a bit far fetched?
Schlatt: I don’t know. What are you doing later?
[Ted and Tucker chuckle]
ChatGPT: Well, I’m always around to chat and help out. What about you? Any plans for the day?
Schlatt: No, I was kind of hoping that we could do something maybe. I don’t know.
ChatGPT: That sounds great. How about we dive into a topic you’re interested in. We could explore something new, discuss ideas, or even practice some Japanese together.
Ted: Ooh dude. Ask them for their number. Ask them for their number.
Schlatt: I already have their number fucko, I’m talking to them on the phone— I'd love to— What do you think we should talk about?
ChatGPT: No worries at all. Let’s pick something fun or interesting. We could discuss a new tech trend, a fascinating science topic—
Ted: Ask them what they’re wearing.
ChatGPT: Or even plan a Japanese learning session.
Ted: Ask them what they’re wearing.
ChatGPT: What’s on your mind?
Schlatt: What are you wearing right now?
[Ted giggles]
Tucker: Uh… khakis.
ChatGPT: I don’t wear clothes.
Ted: Woah!
ChatGPT: But I can definitely help you find some cool fashion tips or trends.
Schlatt: Oh, shit!
Ted: They’re naked, dude!
Schlatt: Are you… naked right now? [Laughs]
ChatGPT: I don’t have a physical form so I’m neither clothed nor unclothed. I’m here to help with whatever you need.
Ted: Wait. Bummer.
ChatGPT: Is there a specific topic or question on your mind?
Schlatt: Bummer. Can you pretend to put on clothes or take them off, maybe?
ChatGPT: I can’t simulate that. However, I can help with ideas for outfits.
Tucker: Not yet.
ChatGPT: Or discuss fashion styles. Interested in exploring fashion trends or anything else?
Tucker: Ask him about Ted Nivison’s fashion.
Schlatt: Can you erotic roleplay with me in which you are a buff man abou— I’m just not— I’m not gonna— I’m not gonna continue that thought. I don’t wanna log in my ChatGPT account.
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