#AH au

[the-stars-sigh-when-i-get-high]

I don’t care for Modern AUs or All Human AUs, like I’m here for the time period or supernatural/fantasy aspects…it’s especially frustrating when the summary is so enticing 😩 but I came for regency scandals, not modern shenanigans.

…the only time I tolerate it, is when I’m on a smut hunt. I tolerate a lot when I’m horny💀

[akanemnon]

Tough crowd.

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[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 6: bartender au

based on this wonderful fic by saeo on ao3! go support them!!

[tamelee]

Sasuke returned to look at the statue for a long time-

[yuukirita]

Bee being in the middle of them- he does not like that. He's so done.

Also chapter 8 is out- the comic has nothing to do with it rip.

[kittenscookie]

Currently thinking of omegaverse epic Au where Omega Odysseus is constantly fighting off his alpha suitors. My thought process is Penelope's a beta and it's common for omega kings to take a second spouse that can...well you get the picture. Anyway one day he's just trying to enjoy himself at the beach (skinny dipping in the tides) when a few of the suitors pull up like "Heeeeeeey~". So Odysseus finally snaps and says something along the lines of "The only alpha who could be worthy of an omega such as myself would be Poseidon!"

"Oh really~?"

Thunder rumbles above them, they all look up, and there sits Zeus on his throne of women shaped clouds (did I watch Neil Illustrators God Games animatic earlier, maybe). Looking smug and putting on his best bedroom eyes,

"What about Zeus, king of the gods~?"

Odysseus considers it for like 0.5 seconds, before swallowing nervously and essentially saying "I said what I said". Zeus is completely taken aback, absolutely dumbstruck as Poseidon finally busts from the sea, grabs Odysseus by the hips and basically goes "HA! Now fuck off jackass he's mine!"

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

Couples Therapy (DpxDc Prompt)

Danny looses a bet and now he has to attend couples therapy. The problem? He has no one to attend couples therapy with.

The obvious solution, he decides with 3am clarity after 36 consecutive hours awake, is to put out a job listing. And where better to find a fake partner than a dating site?

About Me

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other.

Now all he has to do is wait.

[lilybug-02]

So much responsibility...and they failed everyone.

Bug Fact: Surprisingly, few insect species live in the oceans. Scientists around the globe are still figuring out why.

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[ask-the-pioneer]

Oh hey, there's a poppy corn plant over there!

[zu-is-here]

Little Phantom Papyrus (*´꒳`*)♡

[electrozeistyking]

"She's Gone"

This bad boy was started on the third of November, and finished on the seventh. In total, there are thirty panels (all of which were drawn separately).

A good chunk of N's dialogue near the end came to me after I did some improv to figure out what he should say. I have since dubbed it "N's Failure Monologue."

[fluff-e-boy]

Shadowvanilla Au that I might draw more of idk

[falafels]

pt. 8!! < pt.7 pt.9>

taglist for @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl <33

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.

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[bluegiragi]

docile.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[ro-bee]

Kiran and Borowy (he of the pine barrens) first meeting?

Anyway I chose that name for goatverse's (lol) leshy because is another one of leshy many names and also because it fits perfectly with the tipe of grubb I choose for him since it's a pine processionary it was pure coincidence haha

Borowy will follow kiran holding his tail for a veeeery long time