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i still think very much about the idea of bruce becoming an unruly creature from time to time

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Guys I may have accidentally put plot and world-building into this. We are 1503 words in and they still haven't met let alone fucked.

Occasionally I want to try and write kinky sex just to see if I, a sex-adverse asexual with no sexual experience whatsoever (and let's keep it that way), could. But then I'm like hmm, I don't know if I would ever want that attached to me in any way. Especially because people I know IRL know of this account. I don't need the knowledge of what I hypothetically did to float around in any of y'all's brains.

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The number of likes this post got after that last reblog... Are you guys just unbearably horny? Are you trying to tell me something? When this is done and posted I expect a 1-10 rating on how well I did.

Occasionally I want to try and write kinky sex just to see if I, a sex-adverse asexual with no sexual experience whatsoever (and let's keep it that way), could. But then I'm like hmm, I don't know if I would ever want that attached to me in any way. Especially because people I know IRL know of this account. I don't need the knowledge of what I hypothetically did to float around in any of y'all's brains.

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Once again, in the epic discord you've seen this, but I love drawing Athena just MASSIVE .

Also idk what she is glaring at but y'know

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Fuck it we ball. I'm going to get drunk and try to write kinky Dead on Main smut just to see what happens. It's going to be an AO3 account exclusive though, sorry y'all.

Occasionally I want to try and write kinky sex just to see if I, a sex-adverse asexual with no sexual experience whatsoever (and let's keep it that way), could. But then I'm like hmm, I don't know if I would ever want that attached to me in any way. Especially because people I know IRL know of this account. I don't need the knowledge of what I hypothetically did to float around in any of y'all's brains.

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jason todd being a crier is important to me somewhere fundamental right up between my heart and my lungs.

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reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

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The children yearn for demolition apparently

He's taking apart the floor AGAIN

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You're up to something... I can tell

I may fear the consequences but fear alone is not enough to make me not do stupid shit

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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It's an eldritch birb, Clock. Idk what more you want from us

I mean this with the utmost love, truly darlings, but I want to put you all under a microscope and study what about birdritch enchants you all so much.

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Got bored. Decided to do Favorite character bingo.

List under the read more vvv

From left to right

Row 1

Clint Barton (Hawkeye) - Marvel Comics

Leo Valdez - Heros of Olympus

Jane Doe - Ride the Cyclone

Subject Delta - Bioshock 2

Kenny McCormick - South Park

Row 2

Bayek of Siwa - Assassin's Creed

Stolas- Helluva Boss

Clay Kaczmarek (Subject 16) - Assassin's Creed

Samuel Chung (Blindspot) - Marvel Comics

Klaus Hargreeves (Number 4) - The Umbrella Academy

Row 3

Tweek Tweak- South Park

Medic - Team Fortress 2

Jason Todd (Red Hood) - DC Comics

Beetlegeuse- Beetlejuice the Musical

Row 4

Sammy Lawrence - Bendy and the Ink Machine

John Constantine - DC Comics

Marc Spector (Moon Knight) - Marvel Comics

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

Matt Murdock (Daredevil) - Marvel Cinematic Universe

Row 5

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom) - Danny Phantom

Reese - Marvel Comics

Nico Di Angelo - Percy Jackson and the Olympians / Heroes of Olympus

Alastor - Hazbin Hotel

Aya (Amunet) - Assassin's Creed

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Tumblr is so funny because like I love my moots but also I'm just like "this is my friend. He is an insect and I think of him every time Brazil is mentioned. He is following nine of my sixteen blogs. I don't know what games he likes or if he is actually a real person. I think he likes Arcane?? I don't know what color his hair is. He is my friend and I love him dearly."

@bees-official

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Words can not describe how much I want to take a venemous snake handling course. The herpetololgical society 2 hours away offers them but when I looked they had no openings :(

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okay so i just realised (thanks to hank green) that the whole petrichor / smell of rain thing isn't just a fantastical poetic concept but is actually something real people experience in the real world, and one in ten people can't smell it at all, and this must be what it's like to find out you're colourblind

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John Constantine in crossover comics: Badass cocky occult magician who is about to trick God and the Devil.

John Constantine in his own comics: Weeping in the corner, trying to roll a magic blunt. (Just got back from tricking God and the Devil)

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so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys