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Unreal game honestly

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HEY EVERYONE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO REBLOG THE CURSED WATERMELON POST

Nonstick broom

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Living weapon PTSD

Content: punishment aftermath, scars

(stoic whumpee vibes)

Sees someone pick up a long thin object, immediately winces and takes a rigid, chin-up posture like a soldier in line

Or (if severely triggered) yanks off their shirt in one fluid motion, turns and faces the wall, bracing their hands against it for support

If they see a weapon they watch it, and whoever has it, like a hawk

Trying to figure out who's in charge no matter what situation they're in. Using a formal tone with them even if they're TRYING to just be normal

Tensing up around people that act/speak like whumper. They don't want to embarrass themselves by flinching every five seconds so they're just going to flex every muscle until they are gone.

Self aware of their stiff posture. Sitting down and forcing themselves to relax into a couch and put on a fake smile

Caretaker seeing their scars and covering their mouth.

In that event, whumpee flushing and covering them because they're still ashamed of "earning" the punishments that left those marks

Or if they're from combat, smiling and telling the story proudly because they made their owner proud that day and they weren't punished

Trying to explain what happened and then suddenly going quiet

Answering questions like they're being interrogated by a superior

Refusing to speak because they're flashing back to a time they were interrogated in an enemy compound

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Dp Prompt:

William Lancer has seen his fair share of closeted kids over the years. Kids with secrets they hold close to their chests. Kids who tentatively express themselves at school, only to bottle everything back up when they get on the bus to return home.

He's had children cry their hearts out in his arms, only knowing they could safely come to him by the flags hung up in his classroom.

William knows what it means to have an unsafe homelife, and he's careful to make sure that his students have a safe place kept separate.

This is why, when one Wes Weston decides to take it upon himself to try and expose Daniel Fenton for his secrets, William is harsh in shutting that down.

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If you know the videos of animals making their noises but almost sounds like human words? - That being said, if little Danny did that with is little mrrp's, what would would he try to say?

Im curious- Because I wouldnt know myself unless he tried <3

he can be a little e̵l̶d̵r̶i̸t̵c̸h̶. as a treat (:

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I have so many assignments I must do but I am... so tired

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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HELLO. I love @the-bastard-king / @ectoplasmranch 's spooky danny and i really enjoyed their fics so i made a lil something :))

comms are open!! :)

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I love how the Epic community all unanimously agreed that Athena and Dionysus don't understand how humans are born

(Telemachus just fell down a flight of steps)

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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I pulled two double shifts in a row! Things that happened during them:

Hawk dropped a dove on the outside patio and concessions tried to defend it while the hawk glared at them. The dove ended up dying and the hawk picked it up again

Old woman peed down her leg when she stood up to leave after the show

My mom came to watch one of the shows and stopped by the courtesy desk. She gave me a kiss on the cheek. Conversation that followed:

Cop on duty, very confused and under caffeinated: "Who the hell was that???"

Me: "That was my Mom."

Cop: "That was your Mom?!?!?!?"

Me: "Yeah *Cop*.... did you think I was just letting random patrons kiss me on the face?"

My boss, only hearing the tail end of the conversation: "Void please don't let random patrons kiss you on the face. People will get the wrong idea about our establishment."

*Me and Boss ramble about DC Comics and the Arkhamverse games for an hour*

^ Subsequently I learn that Fred from Scooby Doo is canonically related to both Alfred Pennyworth and famous chef Bobby Flay

Me: "The crowd is about to cheer."

EMTs: ???

Crowd: *cheers*

EMTs: "How? Did you? Know that?"

Held a snake :D

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When will AO3 be back from the war

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

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Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

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