#ABSOLUTELY UNREAL

[echo-and-dust]

just a reminder that “i would kiss the birthmark on your collarbone” is a real canon line from simon to wille

[silentgrim]

ain’t no way i mid twenty

[uwuttaker]

more jodie from one night

[thv-jk97]

i’ll never move on

[queen-of-obsessing]

“What if I want to fold the laundry?” 

Merlin had incredulously asked Arthur one warm afternoon, when they were lounging in Arthur’s chambers, catching him up on the details of a new peace treaty, and Merlin had absentmindedly started to fold up the laundry as they spoke. 

They had only been married for a little over a year, and Merlin court sorcerer for even longer than that. His memories of his servanthood are nothing but a faint memory he looks back on with mirth, and a twinge of longsuffering. 

But not for Arthur. Those days are rife with embarrassment. Every time a memory casually floats past his mind - of dumping buckets on Merlin’s head or throwing something at him - a shudder of shame courses through him, and he pauses what he’s doing to bury his face in his hands, muffling a groan. All those years of treating his beautiful, angelic, powerful lover as nothing more than a servant. It’s more than he can stomach. Sure, he didn’t know the truth about him, but that doesn’t change the fact that he wishes he did. 

It’s why he never thinks about it, and why when Merlin starts to fold up the laundry, panic surges through Arthur, and he leaps from the desk, rushing to snatch the laundry from his husband’s hands. “You don’t need to do that-!” he splutters, handing it off to a passing George. 

Merlin is caught off guard, his now empty hands lingering in the air. “What if I want to fold the laundry?” he protested. 

“It’s not your job.” 

“But-” He wants to. Merlin doesn’t look back on those days with shame and embarrassment. Arthur may have been a clotpole at the time, but he knew it was only because he didn’t know. It was a part of his life, and doesn’t regret a thing. And he never minded the work. It took his mind off things, gave him something to do when destiny was getting too heavy. More than that, he liked taking care of Arthur, making sure he was safe and dressed. He had done it for so long that it just seemed natural; like a love language. An “I love you” woven into every tying of shirt laces. So he can’t understand why Arthur won’t let him do it now. “Surely even a court sorcerer can do some chores every now and then?” he protested lightly. 

“No.”

Merlin’s brows furrowed, but he dropped the subject. No use arguing over it. He made a mental note to ask him about it one of these days, but not today. 

[southernsolarpunk]

Possibly 4 tornados on the ground in northwest Arkansas at 1:30am literally what the fuck is happening rn

[henrysglock]

what a shocker. no one could have predicted that the US only cares once a USAmerican is killed.

[krypto100]

A commission I got from @heysye Probably the coolest thing that's ever been drawn. Humanity has basically peaked

[elzythedonkey]

[jonathanbyersphd]

They really said let's go hunt a monster and accidentally fell in love on the way

[righteous-r0de0]

saw this on tiktok and it’s very very very cool and i liked it a lot but you KNOW what i thought of

[adorezamo]

SYMONE

[enden-agolor]

i met the president of nintendo of america in person today and it was the most surreal experience i have ever had in my entire life

[spncrscasey]

how does jennifer morrison still look as good as she did twenty years ago on house md??? like she’s soooooo pretty and gorgeous and hot and cute i love her so much

i know right !!!! she’s absolutely gorgeous- i’ve watched ouat too and she literally hasn’t aged a day since both shows ended like wow

[thebusylilbee]

not french media calling Al-Jazeera a "weapon of Hamas"... what a way to justify the murder of journalists by the hands of the genociders......

[compacflt]

Sorry for the ridiculous ask (really it's unforgivable), but:

Iceman went to NYC to see A Chorus Line in '87.

2. Confirmed watched Sound of Music with Carole for her birthday.

Am I connecting any dots here and did Ice have to go to Hamilton as a publicity stunt in the last year of the Obama presidency?

oh no anon im being very intentional with my ice-musical-theatre links. its easy lazy writing shorthand for him being gay lol. even if he isn’t actively seeing shows he does put the tonys on in the background every year just bc he likes the color and dancing

he’s not a fan of rap and he doesn’t like how Hamilton bastardized american history for its own political aims thereby convincing multiple generations of laymen of factoids that simply aren’t true (Hamilton was strictly speaking not an immigrant & could only extremely loosely be called an abolitionist of any stripe) but he’s also a milquetoast liberal so he says he likes it for clout but he’s also a military flag officer so no one is really expecting him to go see Hamilton for publicity purposes so idk

the pentagon circa 2016: