#A lil controversial on this one

[smaeemo]

What do you mean “Fantasy doesn’t count as real literature.” Great, Thanks. Have fun reading another white man complain about fincial issues and how women are “too promiscuous these days.” I’m going to go read a cool werewolf book, and guess what, it’s all a metaphor about racial inequites specifically via schooling as a result of colonialism. AND it has a cool map at the begininng. So suck it.

Also, even if I were rereading twilight, atleast im not pretending to enjoy myself reading catcher in the rye. I read 40 books last year, predominantly classics and basically? Not a single one was as interesting as Edward and Bella. 🤷

[hookechoes]

Okay so that nyt article about one of the arbitrators who has worked with Romania before, this bit kind of makes me wonder how bad this actually is:

If everyone knew and was fine with it, does it matter? Apparently his work for Romania was significant enough to warrant the opinion from another (random, unconnected to this case) arbitrator that he should have recused himself, is that accurate? And does any of this matter if the evidence used to make the decision was an objective official timestamp from the Omega timekeeping tech?

[linabirb]

if anyone's curious i do really like the *looks around* thaaaaaaat game where you *looks around* wash your.. oh god how do i even say it *looks around* mouth but i also refuse to interact with the fandom in any way because. good job guys you fandom-ified everyone these are not even the canon characters anymore i will not be elaborating

[apomaro-mellow]

murder and regular ole torture aint enough i need to put this bitch in a fuckin' saw trap

[melviships]

[Stumbles out of the hyperfixation covered in blood] D/ragon Age ruined my life

[yuripoll]

KNOCKOUTS: Handsome Girl and Sheltered Girl (2019 - 20)

Handsome Girl and Sheltered Girl is a two volume comedy series written by Mochi Au Lait and illustrated by majoccoid about a girl falling for a handsome guy ("guy") in her class.

Satomi Ooguma has never been interested in anyone romantically; however, this changes when she meets fellow classmate Mizuki Kanda. Although Kanda is a girl, Ooguma mistakes her for a boy and finds herself developing romantic feelings for her. When one of Ooguma's friends asks her to find some boys to help for an event, Ooguma turns to Kanda for assistance. Though reluctant, Kanda teasingly agrees to help her on the condition that they go on a date. However, much to her surprise, Ooguma eagerly accepts this proposal. What will happen when Ooguma finally realizes that Kanda is a girl? - MAL

Upcoming ENG release from Seven Seas; JP available on Book Walker.

CWs under the cut. General severity rating: very mild.

suggestive scenes & some non-explicit nudity

debated if it was worth warning for, but mistaken identity-related consent(?) issues; for most of the series, oogawa is under the impression that she's dating a man. it's played for laughs and she isn't hurt when she finds out kanda is a girl, but it may be uncomfortable for some.

minor warning for cisnormativity(?) <- kanda "proves" her gender by taking her clothes off, which has obvious not-great gender implications. i wouldn't say anything outright transphobic happens in the series, but figured it was worth giving a heads up.

probably worth mentioning that it pulls the identifying as LI-sexual over being queer trope, though i personally give it a pass because i got aspec vibes from them but. thin ice.

[dabisbratz]

ahhh my leon brainrot ’s distractin me so baddd don’t be surprised if you see him a lot in the next few days

[electronic-elevator]

I never see this anywhere and can't get my brain to brain enough to write it myself yet but what if diaps were part of the happy trails uniforms? Like the inmates *cough*yancy*cough* clearly didn't get their childhood needs fulfilled since they became criminals when they grew up so they get sent to happy trails to start over - and thats taken literally?

I've seen Yancy as age/re but only just cute snuggles w/racoon plush and while that's ofc completely adorable I kinda wanna see a happy trails agere rehab center fic for some reason ☺

anon if you do write it I would like to Read It. 👀

[serendipitousxiao]

im finally reading the webtoon and oh my GOD its so good

[brimk-personal]

In the Barbie movie, all the chicks are named Barbie, right? But what about all the other female dolls? There are dolls that are her buddies and her sisters, and are canonly separate characters

I get why the dudes would basically just all be Ken tho, I think there’s only a couple other guy characters

[authenticalt]

Where's the sports car option?

[allthecastlesonclouds]

27 and 28 for the fic ask game!! ^^

oooo very fun ones!!

27. your favorite part of the writing process

diving into character thoughts! i love figuring out what they’re thinking AND what they’d acknowledge about themself– and then figuring out how to convey what they don’t want to :D

28. your least favorite part of the writing process

writing the scene i can see in my head :’) i have it so planned out, but getting it on paper is a STRUGGLE for me personally. it’s so rewarding once i get it done, but i always feel a little discouraged that it won’t hit as hard since i’m not getting in down right. second place shoutout to last lines.

ask game here!

[chxnsgirl]

한지성 ─── 18+ headcanons

♡ this is a work of fiction and in no way portrays han irl. this is just for fun. ♡ m.list

» hannie is a switch, for sure. one second he’s letting you use him, letting you ride his cock until he pumps you with three, four loads of cum. the other he’s got you pinned against a wall in his studio, fucking into you with his hand over your mouth, quieting your moans.

» HES A MASOCHIST. no sadism. just pure masochism. when he’s submissive, he loves getting bitten, slapped, his hair pulled. when he’s dominant, he lives for your scratches, your nips at his skin.

» this is probably controversial but idc. han loves getting rimmed. he discovered it when you were going down on him and accidentally licked too far down. (drabble here)

» whimpery, whiny mess.. hes always edging himself and you during sex. “just a few more minutes, baby, please.. gonna fill your pussy up so good,”

» i briefly talked about this in my stray kids links post, he loves pussy jobs!! he nearly cums after teasing you both when he slides inside your cunt on accident hehe

» i really think han is an impatient lil thing, especially when he’s horny. if he gets hard in public, his mind races to places where you two could play together, whether it be a secluded studio at the company or a dressing room at a store. “please, baby, i’m so hard, it hurts..”

» han ALSO LOVES BONDAGE! he doesn’t mind using it on you, but he loves loves loves it being used on him. when he’s the sub, nothing else matters but how you feel when you play with him. he’d do anything for you, to serve you, make you feel good.

tags: @ritsmith @bluesungology

©chxnsgirl do not repost, translate, or copy my works in any way, shape, or form.

[newdruid]

I understand the controversies around the change in Robin and her animation style, however,

Have we considered - her face softly rounds out as the show progresses. Have we considered this may be because the strawhats made her comfortable enough to eat more? Maybe the personalities and the friendships and the food Sanji makes are all so good for her that she allows herself to have a better relationship with food?

I don't know, I'm imagining her sitting across from Franky, who is CHOWING on a burger, kay? And Robin has been munching gently on the fries, her burger has one bite out of it. It was such a good bite. Until tonight she honestly couldn't tell you the last time she had a burger. Crocodile didn't like burgers.

So she reaches down and picks up the burger, and then she takes a big ol' chomp outta that burger. Franky looks at Robin over his sun glasses as she picks up a napkin to dab the ketchup on the side of her mouth.

"that was a decent bite lil lady."

[lovlidollie]

this is so older!rafe x reader

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP81aXhHn/

(link)

i’ll do u one better nonnie this is sugardaddy!rafe, better yet — older!sugardaddy!rafe … he’s so soft with her, so gentle in their day to day. she’s always with him when he’s at the country club playing golf with his older buddies who always go green with envy when they see the young, pretty girl hanging off of rafe’s arm. she’s such a sweet thing, always offering all of them ice cold drinks n refreshments, dazzling them all with her pretty smile. they’re always perving on her, unashamedly staring up her cute mini skirts n low cut tops. rafe only takes so much before he’s coming over to slap her ass n say something in that stupidly attractive drawl of his; “hey darl’n, why don’t’ya go get me another club, hm? leave us old men to have a lil’ talk?” (then he threatens them all that if anyone looks at her that way again they’re getting their knees kicked in (only reason why none of them are getting beat up right then n there is because he doesn’t want her to see that side of him))

he sends daily paychecks to her with a little note like “something lovely for a lovely lady,” n always encourages her to spend his money; he wasn’t working so hard for it to just sit there. to everyone else he’s such a gentleman even if he’s the one with the controversially young girlfriend.

i honestly think he’d be sweet in bed too. lots of praise n positive reinforcement, only saves the degrading n punishments for when you’ve really fucked up. always always has to cum inside n he has the biggest breeding kink ever, he just needs to make sure you’ll be his forever. sd!rafe is just such a soft dom me thinks, he expects respect n only punishes when that’s not being met. sometimes when he’s feeling mean, instead of making you grind against his perfectly tailored pants, he’ll make you rub against his expensive shoes n laugh when you ask for his cock; “gotta work for it baby, nothin’ f’free ‘round here.” rafe likes to see you put the effort in, which is why he makes you ride him so often. he likes to see the way your face scrunches up when it gets too hard to bounce on his thickness, the way your thighs shake when he’s in too deep. he likes to watch the way he fucks you dumb when he finally takes the reigns n uses you the way you crave.

[astrobydalia]

Vietnamese astrology observations

Some observations on the Vietnamese astrology signs to celebrate the lunar new year. Disclaimer: these are based on observations and experiences from my pov as a dragon lmao As always credits to @novy2sirius for the inspo and knowledge of these things.

astrobydalia

🎋I've rarely seen Tigers getting married or having a relationship that lasted more than 1-2 years💀​💀 But the few ones that I've seen with stable marriages had spouses who were incredibly independent, someone who they admire and acts like they don't need/want the tiger person all that much. When tigers have these kinds of parters, they seem to be the most devoted and engaged in their relationships

​​💮​Tigers are highly attracted to danger (e.g. Mr Beast), sometimes to very concerning extents

​​💮​Tigers 🤝 having the attention span of an ipad kid. They like to command attention to themselves but don't like it when others demand their attention

​​💮​Which speaking of, Tigers ooze main character energy I’ve noticed. They are the star of the show and they know it. It's hard to not notice them in a room and honestly they really do have that 'it' factor, have this ‘unique’ energy to them (I think Lady Gaga is very representative of this vibe)

​​💮​My honest opinion on Tigers tho is that they’re annoying af, tend to be very abrupt and the kind of people who don’t know when it’s time to stop and stfu. Tiger men in particular I’ve noticed tend to say and do very inappropriate things often.... However I've seen older/more mature tigers that are pretty chill and simply have BDE

🎋Cats/Rabbits have beautiful smiles and a very youthful look to them. I’ve noticed however that they tend to smirk a lot, often appear cunning and mischievous cause they looooove messing with people, a lot of teasing and provoking. Very witty.

​​💮​Also, cats/rabbits are pretty horny and slutty. Even when they don't talk about sex at all their energy is very sensual, they come off as "easy" iykwim

​​💮​I’ve also noticed cats/rabbits have like some glow to them idk they look like this ✨🎀🪄 to me

🎋Horses are talented and really good at their job and crafts but they are also kinda bland and uninteresting tbh. On a surface level, they are cool cause they are rather playful, social and very engaging, they also have an approachable and warm aura. However they feel a lil vapid and superficial to me after some time. They don't look deeper into things and don't consider long-term consequences. They're also pretty aloof and inexpressive a lot of times

​​💮​Horses are very agile tho both mentally and physically. They are quick to respond to immediate or short-term situations/problems and I've also seen they are prone to be on the go 24/7

​​💮​I’ve also noticed horses tend to look strong, fit, muscular or in shape even when they don’t go to the gym

🎋I don't initially gravitate towards snakes but I always end up vibing with them incredibly well. Very profound, intelligent and insightful people. They have a lot of knowledge and wisdom about life. If you are looking to have philosophical convos they will totally deliver, both street smart+book smart

​​💮​It's extremely hard to get close to them on a personal level tho. They have sus energy and seem to hide a shit ton of things about themselves.

​​💮​Snakes are also very good at easing themselves into leading positions, they sneakily take charge of situations.

​​💮​Snakes have a wild side when underdeveloped tho. A lot of snakes I know are into conspiracy theories and/or are all about this idea of going against the system or the stablished rules but like in a very unhinged way. Tend to also make apparently mindless decisions that make ppl go "wtf are you doing?". In many cases they can become controversial af (e.g. Kanye, JK Rowling)

​​💮​Something I’ve noticed a lot with Snakes is that they tend to randomly ghost people. They’re the kind of people who you never really know where you stand with them unless y’all are super duper close. Tend be secretly very judgmental and have a very all-or-nothing mindset in their relationships (obsessive AF). They play A LOT of mind games with ppl all the time

🎋Both Tigers and snakes have difficult love lives and are prone to getting in abusive relationships. What I’ve seen with snakes in particular is that they tend to be the toxic and manipulative ones most of the times (e.g. Chris Brown). With tigers I've seen it go both ways but what stands out with them is that they tend to get in relationships where there is a MAYOR power imbalance in some way such as huge age gap or things like that (e.g. Amber Heard or Marylin Monroe). Tigers are attracted to forbidden people and that's also why they are the most prone to cheat

🎋RoostersI've noticed have very neat features, sharp jawlines, high cheekbones, nice lips, etc. They always look really snatched af and their bodies seem to have perfect proportions regardless of their body type.

​​💮​And yeah I've seen they are indeed the most arrogant out of all the signs here

🎋Both Snakes and Roosters are rather funny and sarcastic, but roosters pull it off more naturally. They guenienly have an unbothered and unserious vibe to them so humor comes to them effortlessly even when they don't try at all. With snakes it feels like they are intentionally trying to be punny so it doesn't land the same a lot of times

​​💮​A lot of roosters have memorable moments that become iconic memes😭:

​​💮​A lot of Roosters ik actually do not think of themselves as being funny or charming at all. They usually describe themselves as serious and hardworking

🎋Dragons have a very large and in charge personality, they often appear chill and normal at first glance but I’ve noticed they tend to be known for being unapologetic and highly expressive (Rihanna, Ryan Raynolds, Emma Stone, Adele, Kenue Reeves)

​​💮​When developed dragons quite literally and genuinely don’t give a fuck what people think, say or do to them. “Im just doing me” energy

​​💮​Dragons tend to enhance their own self-importance as a defense mechanism when they’re insecure tho. They might or might not be the most confident but they’d rather die than let others see that

​​💮​Dragons very often lack self-accountability or self awareness and tend to not handle conflict well. They are prone to having one-sided beef with people who aren't even thinking about them, I’ve seen this so much!!!!💀💀😭 It's giving:

​​💮​On that same line, Dragons tend to be advocates against mean or bad ppl I've noticed but this often manifests as them getting in personal vendettas about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. So a lot of times all they're doing is causing a chaos nobody asked for

🎋Goats I wanna protect tf out of them. It's so hard to stay mad at them fr, they have the most endearing energy and they're very popular from what I've observed.

​​💮​When underdeveloped goats have the worst emotional intelligence and tend to be very emotionally volatile. Tend to take things personally very easily and make other people pay for their own issues

​​💮​Goats are the definition of a simp when in love or in a relationship. They LOVE romance and tend to be really good at it as well

​​💮​Goats are very soft spoken too!! I always find myself LOVING their voice or the way they speak, it's really soothing and hypnotic

🎋I honestly don’t like monkeys all that much, I can vibe with them cause we’re friend signs or whatever but they tend to be pretty childish, emotionally immature and self-centered imo. They can be very deep and intelligent but also fail to be responsible and take things seriously a lot of times

​​💮​The good side of them is that they are very creative and they are the type of person that never gets old to have around, they have many hidden talents

​​💮​Something else I like about Monkeys is they are really good with kids and are very family oriented. They truly love children and will prioritize the younger people in their life whether it’s their own kids, their siblings, etc

​​💮​I've also noticed Monkeys can be big big liars. They lie a lot and for no reason at all.

🎋Pigs aren't really all that ambitious, what they mainly want out of life is to live with as much comfort, ease and financial stability as possible and that's it. The good thing about this is that this can make them rather genuine people, not the type to have a hidden agenda or anything like that

​​💮​Pigs tend to be lazy but they can be hardworking at the same time. They drag their feet to do anything but when they finally bring themselves to put in the work they actually deliver great results. They are VERY financially smart too, you can count on them to get high-value and high-quality stuff

​​💮​Honestly pigs actually have a lot of potential, they can be very disciplined but their main thing is that they expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter

​​💮​I’ve noticed pigs are very likable but also tend to be socially awkward at the same time. They're like that one introverted person everyone loves and wants in the group

🎋I don't vibe with oxes for some reason. They appear calm, unassuming and grounded but my god they are strategic, calculating and ruthless affff. Very self-righteous too, have a very unapproachable energy😭

​​💮​Oxes have a very harsh and cold “you gotta do what you gotta do” mindset and which can be really good but I think that's what I find the most unsettling about them. If you try to appeal to their more emotive side once they’ve set their mind on something they’ll look at you like this:

​​💮​Oxes are very disciplined and resilient tho. If people try to tear them down those people will fail miserably. Truly a force to be reconned with

​​💮​Oxes are super duper loyal too in EVERY aspect of their life, similar to dogs

​​💮​A lot of oxes that I've seen were surprisingly into occult as well or were into holistic forms of self-improvement. They can be very "zen" people

🎋Oxes and pigs are the most materialistic signs from what I've seen.

🎋Snakes and dragons are the biggest gatekeepers. Not just with material things but with anything that is valuable to them and gives them sense of power (think of the legends of dragons always guarding a treasure and the sneaky and secretive nature of snakes)

🎋Rats are usually very playful and energetic I’ve seen but in a more graceful and charming way. Very good entertainers and cool people to have around to be honest, another sign that tends to be popular.

​​💮​Rats seem to be all-rounders, very adaptable, fast learners and open-minded which is the main reason why I've seen they find success in the matrix.

​​💮​The main negative I’ve seen with rats tho is that they can be rather opportunistic and hypocritical but they hide this very well. They’re really good at sweet talking others and staying in people’s good graces. Very manipulative and deceitful, they can easily hide any ulterior motives and appear genuine to others

​​💮​A lot of Rats I know are interested in health and wellness in some way, having good hygiene, eating good food, working out, meditating, etc. Cooking in particular is a big thing with them I've noticed

🎋Dogs feel very mid to me….. I recognize they are MUCH more creative, intelligent and clever than horses imo but their go with the flow energy can make them very unoriginal or predictable.

​​💮​Dogs are also the definition of “same old story”. Strong tendency to stay stuck in the past, going back to their old ways and never really reinventing themselves

​​💮​The good thing about this tho is that its true dogs are loyal and consistent af tho, the kind of loyalty and devotion most people would only wish to find in someone and they are also peaceful, compromising and charming

​​💮​Dogs are very pretty too, they clean up nicely but I've noticed they tend to be super insecure about their image

​​💮​Dogs appear kind and trustworthy regardless of what kind of person they are deep down. Either they're genuinely very lawful and righteous people or very fake and phony, the type to smile to your face while planning to murder you in their heads

That's all folks!

astrobydalia