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I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

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Water drink with me

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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

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YouTube cartoon reviewers complaining about the Shrek 5 trailer having too much "social media influence" is extremely funny as fuck when you remember the 2001 movie is absolutely riddled with pop culture references left and right but these people are too blinded by nostalgia to even realize it.

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Jennifer Tilly, 90s

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they should invent a tech ceo that doesn't have the insecurity of a 12 year old boy

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Country furniture is often austerely plain, like this narrow refectory-style table flanked by simple benches. The built-in dresser has been painted a glossy green to contrast with the butter-coloured walls.

Country Kitchens, 1991

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I love messing with these annoying accounts

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“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

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THE IMMORTAL

about 9 months & 38,340 stitches later, i have finished this screenshot of a 1990 sega genesis game lmfao

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47 Year Old Texas Realtor Miku

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