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where big time rush goes wrong is that they focus too much on the music. where the monkees went right is that you could turn on the television and see four guys in a band never play music but somehow take down an entire foreign spy operation. that’s what it’s really about

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HEHEHE I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS

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Kraft Foods Inc, 1969

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wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever

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views in my apt bc it’s the cleanest it will ever be….. living area / view into bathroom from the kitchen / kitchen & dining area / my partner and i’s cozy bedroom <3

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under communism they'll be renaming "lake superior" to "lake equal"

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*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

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okay but we NEED to start killing people 😍

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Sparks Official - October 25 2013:

Hey y'all, Sparks have at arrived in Asheville, North Carolina for tomorrow's Mountain Oasis Electronic Music Summit. Hope to see you there! Sparks are on at 10:30pm at Diana Wortham Theatre.

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biggest leaf in the world rn exists somewhere and the plant that grew it knows it. its letting that thing hang

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@boingeaux lmao the only reason I knew those lyrics at all is because that song also used to drive me insane when I worked at michaels…….. tbh I don’t think I’ve ever heard it played anywhere else………

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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