#A fairy stole my pronouns

[mr-squidgy-jr]

What if fairies don’t just steal names but they can also steal gender/pronouns

Like a fairy can ask you your name, pronouns, or gender and take it.

Some people got all of their pronouns stolen

some people catch themselves before they use the whole —/— and have some left and use whatever’s left/ take other ones to replace the missing ones

some are fairies who look to take others pronouns and gain the full power of gender / trade pronouns with humans who don’t feel as If they had the right ones

some people change which pronouns they use every so often so that fairies have a harder time stealing them

some people volunteer to have them taken to help the fairies

and this could follow the. Same rules as fairies stealing names where the stolen pronouns/ gender are never able to be said or acknowledged verbally by the person who had them or the others around them

Feel free to add on and let me know what you think! Are there any other things I should consider for this headcannon?

[katakankollector]

DARK FAIRY-TALES SENTENCE STARTERS Sentences were taken from two wonderful songs by Lilith Max ( Peasant’s Throne & Big Bad Wolf ) and shall suit such topics as betrayal, royalty, intrigues, murder, temptation, shapeshifting, monster, werewolf, survival, fairy-tale, folktale, downfall. Slight changes occurred for rp needs. Change names and pronouns further as you see fitting.   [ art credit: "The Beauty and The Beast " by Matt Mahurin ]

I don't need a sword

You've come to take my skin

You've come to make some coin

My hunger still roars

It's just a whisper, I breathe in [ his ] ear

I came upon you so sudden

I watch [ his ] eyes, as they roam through the crowd

Yet your hunger roars more

I clean the stains of their fine blood

I wondered how I would catch you

I sit above while the peasants bow below

Only the forest will know

Little nightmare, you have beautiful eyes

Bow down and swear servility

I'm the bad wolf of fables 

I can see all the stories where beast go to die

The forest hides the truth

Now suddenly I see, why they call you a monster and not me

Come, feast upon all that is yours

Should I play with my prey

I can see all the stories where I'll go to die

[ He ] cannot see the world, from below like I do

[ His ] thoughts veil his view

You've come to wrap my teeth round your throat

Let me feast upon all that is yours

Little did I see the hunter in you

I fear there are traitors in our midst

From the highest tower, [ we ] watch the fight begin

And then it is too late

The one that stands before [ him ], is the one who stole [ his ] throne

I am the king

The rest is history

The smirk on your face is  far crueler than mine

I should have seen it all come close

Not noticing my hands on [ his ] crown, bringing it all down

I failed to notice the glint of your knife

A blade cuts through the air

There's one tale that begins deep, deep in the forest

I don't need advisors

[ He ] wonders who it is

[call-me-chips]

I love your pronouns by the way, do you mind if I have them??? Pretty please with a cherry on top??

Why thank you, but they're not for sale

They're all I have left after the gender fairy came and stole ALL my gender

I'd be happy to give then to you if you were to go down into the gender fairy's lair, find my gender, and return it to me tho :)

[mememanufactorum]

Badger’s Best of 2022 sentence starters

* FEEL FREE TO SHARE AS YOU PLEASE, NO CREDIT NEEDED. CHANGE PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS DESIRED.

* All lines are from this video made by content creator TheRussianBadger.

“I didn’t come here to fuckin’ read!”

“I will carpet bomb your house.”

“No, we’re not going in the direction of ranch.”

“I don’t want to see another video of [name] killing a wasp with ranch dressing.”

“Fuck you, you’re going to the ranch dimension.”

“It’s Ezekiel torn, the Lord is coming back for us. Take me, God!”

“What alcohol do you think [name] would drink? 100% malt liquor.”

“Pass me that travel size Jack Daniels.”

“Yeah, I cleared the house. Off the fucking map.”

“Doctor tried to give me Tylenol instead of percs so I punched him in his fuckin’ face.”

“Your voice is so bassy that my subwoofer keeps shaking my entire fucking wall and I’m scared.”

“You smell like fuckin’ beans, dog.”

“What did I just hear? That doesn’t even sound like an insult.”

“Hey, fall over, break your neck. It’ll be funny.”

“You deserve a bullet.”

“How about you immerse yourself in a shower, bro?”

“I might be 29 years old with dementia, ‘cuz I forgot entirely what the fuck I was gonna say!”

“You did not find your jaw under your bed.”

“The tooth fairy should give you a Dodge Charger if you put your jaw under your bed.”

“Kentucky is literally just farming coal, fried chicken, and horses.”

“Physics wasn’t lying, that particle can exist upon observation.”

“If I hear another ‘swas’, I will fire my Kar 98k into oncoming traffic.”

“I’m showing these mortals what’s good.”

“Even your exhale was autotuned.”

“You sound like a Decepticon charging up.”

“That’s not the pitch moving, that’s just me existing.”

“Yeah, this is going great. Suck my fucking dick.”

“The ocean is a soup. Well, it’s filled with microplastics, so I hope you’re hungry.”

“I hit critical mass, bro. My computer just died.”

“I don’t see how you can hate from outside of the club. You can’t even get in.”

“Michael Jordan’s classic punchline when he sunk it from three: Shabingus.”

“What the dog doing? Literally crushing an entire metropolis.”

“My wife is the greatest, I really love her. First thing I hear? ‘Cringe’.”

“Parry this, you stupid fuckin’ lizard.”

“I land an 86-hit combo, he hits one haymaker and I just fuckin’ DIE?”

“Go left, you fuckin’ rat.”

“Why are you giggling like a goblin?”

“The rule of God is incoming.”

“Now I know what you meant by ‘the blast radius is YES’.”

“I rob literally everyone I know on purpose.”

“You can’t call me mommy either. You guys are fucking weird.”

“I’m not even shooting that guy, that was so impressive.”

“My brother in Christ, you are witnessing our extinction.”

“That’s him, officer, he wasn’t using the Wii wrist strap.”

“That is, like, the ultimate form of spawn camping.”

“Yeah, because we can barely fuckin’ hear you. Shut the fuck up.”

“That shit was actually giving me a headache a little bit.”

“You are blind in your left eye, don’t talk to us about not having RGB.”

“I’m blind in both eyes, don’t feel bad.”

“Your cat stole your radiator? How does a cat steal a radiator?”

“Nah, bro, he do be certified in HVAC.”

“If you don’t like the dollar fifty hot dog at Costco, you belong in a jail cell. I have nothing else to say to you.”

“I pour the milk, I pour the cereal, and then I get out the bowl.”

“It don’t really matter which one’s first. The bowl is last. Everybody knows that.”

“Blunt force trauma to the head is what killed the very hungry caterpillar?”

“You just made me uncontrollably sneeze.”

“I did not stand a chance. The game was rigged from the start.”

��The fucking brain on this kid!”

“When vehicles are the only thing tethering you to the earth.”

“This silence got me fucked up.”

“Damn, that’s sad as hell. You gotta light up your dinner with a BIC?”

“Nah, it’s been going good these last few months, I got a fourth lighter.”

“I take some chicken noodle Campbell’s soup with me, right? I stick it in the fire and I let the ash get in the soup, and you mix it around, and, I swear to God, it makes it taste better.”

“You know what I do? Not fucking that.”

“That just woke me out of my nap, bro. That brought me to reality.”

“Turn that bullshit channel off, bro, I’m trying to go back to bed.”

“I will fucking kill you if you change the hot dog.”

“It’s really funny when you have to explain what Hamburger Helper is to your wife. She does not understand what it is.”

“Y’all be eating? Shit, I’m over here just breathing, that’s all I get. Good old bowl of air soup.”

“I’m pretty sure [name] had to pay his rent with beans this month.”

“Yeah, I’m gonna go drink a gallon of rat poison, I’ll be right back.”

“I’m about to turn you into a fucking Hot Pocket.”

“That lizard took one sip of the McDonald’s Sprite and I was DONE.”

“Why do you laugh like a fucking hyena?”

“Did someone just say unemployment rate falls to zero when you commit genocide on a fucking planet?”

“You can’t glass a fucking planet and say ‘I did it because it solved the unemployment problem’.”

“I now understand why he’s so pissed, bro. That motherfucking bird was outrunning his ass for YEARS.”

“I would be so pissed if all I heard every day: ‘MEEP MEEP’.”

“Make it make sense, dude.”

“Y’all gonna kill me the way y’all talking, bruh.”

“What about that... Mother-motherfucker 43?”

“Ah yes, the ultimate trait in a sniper rifle: A glaring lack of accuracy.”

“You zigged when you should have zagged, my boy.”

“Head empty, only bullet.”

“Give me all the flash grenades you have.”

“Bitch, I’m back out my coma.”

“I am not accepting that reality.”

“Google’s gonna call you an idiot like the fucking computer from Courage.”

“Why am I getting in trouble for speaking the truth?”

“He’s already in jail for second rate shaboingery.”

“Are you talking about the kid that actually went to jail for shaboingery?”

“Imagine being brought in on felony tomfoolery charges.”

“I will admit I was fully aware and cognizant of what I was doing. This was not an accident.”

“You know [name]? He’s allergic to water, dumbass was a fisher for eight years.”

“He’s allergic to water? How? He IS water!”

“Damn, that’s pretty hydrophobic of you. Why would you say that?”

“I need you to put ONE BALL in the hole and you couldn’t land shit!”

“Y’all the type to put fifty dollars down for that stuffed animal, huh?”

“For a second there, I became that meme of that dude sitting in a fast food restaurant just glowing orange.”

“You can’t say the word ‘hamster’ without laughing. ‘Hamster’ is a real word.”

“You’re going to heaven, big boy.”

[reallyrandomtj]

get to know the mun ! repost, don’t reblog.

——— BASICS ! ♡

NICKNAME : TJ

PRONOUNS : She/Her

ZODIAC SIGN : Pisces

TAKEN OR SINGLE : *-inhales-* A SINGLE PRINGLE!

——— THREE FACTS ! ♡

The first ever muse I had on Tumblr was Ren Suzugamori and I've basically come full circle? A red headed male character with long hair that stole my heart and brain cells enough to make them the face of my blog!

My rp 'career' started on MSN Messenger with BEYBLADES-- Irony? ANOTHER RED HEAD WAS MY FIRST MUSE THERE!

I used to be a member of a clan, on Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, called ICHS which NO JOKE stood for 'I can't hit shit' and I still cackle even now when it led opponents into thinking all of us couldn't hit a moving target but I could in fact hit shit. X) <3

——— EXPERIENCE ! ♡

If I remember correctly I started to RP at the age of 16 or 17? ( For those that don't know-- I'm 32 right now ) Started on MSN Messenger but I think that I didn't start rping on Tumblr until like 2018? Where I went from the Cardfight Vanguard fandom, to the Fairy Tail fandom and eventually fell hard into Genshin & HSR.

——— MUSE PREFERENCE ! ♡

UHHH anyone who I think the canon source has treated badly/neglected and my friends enjoy the headcanon/canon divergence ideas I have explained to them? Them being pretty af also helps sooooooooooo HEH

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT ! ♡

FLUFF : Normal mode on this blog?

ANGST : I don't have any big angsty threads. I could certainly handle it but I tend to just yeet ANGST headcanons at my mutuals over Discord and we just SCREAM about together. X)

SMUT : GIB. Most of my muses are touch starved--

PLOT / MEMES : NODS HEAD AGGRESSIVELY. I love to plot and turn meme responses into threads! *-grabby hands-*

[swevene]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN

--- BASICS

ʚ♡ɞ NAME: kelsey ʚ♡ɞ PRONOUNS: she/her ʚ♡ɞ ZODIAC SIGN: libra ʚ♡ɞ Taken or Single: married

--- THREE FACTS

ʚ♡ɞ i have two guinea pigs! their names are cheddar and coco and they are sweet boys c: also three cats. ʚ♡ɞ i self taught myself to paint! followed a lot of youtube videos i really love using acrylic but occasionally use watercolor. i can't do oil because of my lungs but the one time i did i hated it. it's just so very different. ʚ♡ɞ if it isn't already obvious i love fairy tales!! i really love reading the original story and interesting twist and takes on them. also comparing the original to disney to see how much they change. it's just super fun and interesting to me.

--- EXPERIENCE

ʚ♡ɞ PLATFORMS USED: tumblr ʚ♡ɞ PLOTTING/WINGING IT/MEMES: all of them! memes can be fun way to break the ice for new interactions! and plotting and winging it can work hand in hand sometimes. though i do love them deep thought out plots.

--- MUSE PREFERENCE

ʚ♡ɞ GENDER: usually i write males but i love females too! ʚ♡ɞ MULTI OR SINGLE: i use to be single but now that i've used multi it's a lot more convenient. especially for characters from the same fandom/genre ! ʚ♡ɞ LEAST FAVORITE FACECLAIM(S): i dont really use faceclaims so i have no idea. other than like people using youtubers and things like that. idk why just don't like them for some reason.

--- FLUFF/ANGST/SMUT

ʚ♡ɞ FLUFF: fluff is precious and wholesome so yes!! ʚ♡ɞ ANGST: angst can be fun and help develop your character more so yes! ʚ♡ɞ SMUT: i don't like smut at all. it makes me uncomfortable. i'm okay with implied/faded to black but that's about it.

stole from @intothewildsea

[clown-demon]

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐈'𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑!

alias / name:  Ti

pronouns: They/Them preferred. But I am fine with any tbh.

birthday: Sept. 2nd

zodiac sign:  Virgo

height:   5'3"

hobbies:   Vidya games, writing, RPing, drawing, being the biggest dork alive.

favorite color: Poople, blue, red, black, white.

favorite book: Uuuh, probably The Sight by David Clements-Davies

last song:  Beyond by The Birthday Massacre

last film / show: Fairy Tail, it's playing in the background

recent reads: I can't remember, it's been a while. But I DO plan on reading the BSD light novels AND some of the books the authors wrote, esp The Overcoat by NIkolai Gogol.

inspiration:  Artwork and seeing my muses in canon material as well. Like, seeing visuals of my muses REALLY gets them going.

story behind url: I used to be a dual Nikolai and Fyodor blog.. but then I changed to multi muse.. but I liked my url so I decided not to change it.

fun fact about me: I have social phobia, it's REALLY hard for me to talk.. and it's REALLY hard for me to open up to people. But when I do open up, I can chat a lot.. and I'll even be able to chat first at times.

Tagging: Anyone.. I think I already did this BUT I WANTED TO GO IT AGAIN.

Tagged by: I stole it from @heavens-sin

[spxxkygays]

( josh heuston. he-they. cis man. ) the courts of veritas welcome  EASTON JESSE ALLEN! it’s been said that the 24 year old WIXEN is known to be CHARMING and SNAKE TONGUED. when BEEFCAKE MCGAY or EAST isn’t working as a WAITER AT NIGHT OWLS, they can be found participating in JEWELRY MAKING. if you visit their home in RAVENWYCK, it may remind you of hours of video games, late night moves and insomnia, silence in a crowded room, missing that someone that stole your heart. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. (juicy couture. any. 26. est. )

CHARACTER BASICS

Full Name: Easton Jesse Allen

Nickname: East

Age: 24

Gender: cis man

Pronouns: he-they

Ethnicity: Anglo-Srilankan

Nationality: Australian

Education: High school

Occupation: Waiter

Hometown: Byron Bay, New South Wales

Current location: Ravenwyck

Species: Wixen

Written Aesthetics: hours of video games, late night moves and insomnia, silence in a crowded room, missing that someone that stole your heart

CHARACTER APPEARANCE 

Face Claim: Josh Heuston

Height: 6'1

Hair Colour: Dark Brown

Eye Colour: Bright blue green

Dominant Hand: Right handed

Distinguishing Features: Washboard abs

SUPERNATURAL EXTRAS 

Abilities: Water magic, and standard witch abilities

Have you always been aware of your abilities?: Pretty much, yes.

Favorite Magical Items: Locket I gifted my best friend

What supernatural creature is your character most scared of?: Fairies

Who or what would they die for?  Dusty and their best friend.

Does your character fight or flee?  Depends on the situation, but most likely flee.

PERSONALITY

Positive Traits: Quick study, charming, patient

Negative Traits: Stubborn, Aloof,

Neutral Traits: lighthearted, optimistic

Goals/desires: To be able to master the art of healing through magic

Fears: Never being able to see Weston ever again

Hobbies: gaming, baking, painting, swimming

Habits: constantly twirling a pen in his fingers

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT Q’S

your answers to these questions do not have to be in depth, though of course they can be! they’re just here to help you grasp your character a little more, as well as for me to get an understanding ! 

QUESTION ONE: social media and the video games that are pretty exclusive to the outside world, i miss going to the movies most of all.

QUESTION TWO: the entire island itself feels mesmerizing to me. 

QUESTION THREE: I fear ignorant people and they do tend to be human so a little bit actually.

QUESTION FOUR: he keeps constant eyes on dusty because he's afraid the little runt might hurt himself if he doesn't.

[corvidmagicae]

if you think that's bad, a fairy once stole my pronouns!

　 　 “If a fae asks you 'may i have your pronouns' as if they were asking your actual name, and you give them like a damn fool, then that's your own fault. At least they don't have as major of a use in magic like a name does.”

[church-of-the-madgod]

I’m thinking of getting into the illegal name trade.

The joke being that, rather than trading names by methods prohibited by law, I would trade names by methods that were not recognized by law. Such as religious, spiritual, and/or majjyckal methods. I’d even offer my services in a variety of styles, Faustian deals, witchcraft, fae name stealing shenanigans, religiousy ‘born again’ baptisms, shady back alley deals, etc… I’d probably include some two for one special, free pronouns with the purchase of a new name! And for any who fear rejection from friends/family I could always pose it as a curse. After all people tend to be more considerate of someone who’s suffered a ‘terrible tragedy.’ Simply explain that it’s not your fault, an evil witch cursed you to trans your gender, or a fairy stole your name, or whatever.

[kath-colonthree]

A silly little fairy stole my pronouns so i killed him and took his (he used to go by she/her, rip trans fairy)

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[starfall-sys]

Hi guys! Thought I should introduce myself!

I’m Eden! I was born out of Norman and Danny fusing so now im here

Thought I should show yall my picrew and my self portrait that i drew at like 1am in the morning

My tag is 💕 btw and i use he/they pronouns and I am also a Fairy (someone stole my wings tho /silly)

(Also ignore the lil red angry mark on my head on the picrew i forgot to remove it when making it)

-Eden 💕

[natekashiri-exe]

Headmate Intro - Aether

Full Name: Aether

Known As: Honorary Knight, Hero of Liyue, Enemy of Eternity, First Sage of Buer

Title: The Traveler

Headmate Type: Fictive

Source: Genshin Impact

Species: Unknown

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Unknown (bi?)

Age: Unknown

Last Known Role: Explorer

Text Signature: teyvat's traveller

Emoji: ✨️ (four pointed star)

Selectively mute

Can use all elements but prefers Anemo and Hydro

My name is Aether, though most know me as the Traveller, or the blonde traveller with the white haired fairy. I don't remember where I came from, only that I and my sister Lumine were gliding across the stars. Then, as we descended upon Teyvat, an unknown god not only sealed our powers, but stole Lumine away from me.

Then, Paimon took me to every corner of Teyvat, learning as much as we could about anyone who'd seen my sister. During that time, I was able to manipulate all seven of the elements that seem to make Teyvat function. All without a Vision, which drew the gaze of the Archons, gods that ruled each nation.

But I don't care who I have to fight, what mountain I have to scale, or what fate I need to tear apart. I will find her, Lumine and I will be reunited.

[atwistedtalehq]

CHARACTER INFORMATION: 

```**CHARACTER NAME:** "Rapunzel". Born Princess Helene Alastair but No Body Knows That

**CHARACTER FACECLAIM:** Samantha Logan

**CHARACTER AGE/DOB (if from enchanted forest, general age okay):** 21...ish. Born March 19.

**CHARACTER PRONOUNS/GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY ETC:** she/her; cis female; uhhhh she's been locked in a tower for 21 years and has seen two people most of her life and one was "Mother" and the other one was Flynn sooooooo... probably Bi let's be real all my characters are bi

**CHARACTER FANDOM:** Uhhhh Rapunzel fairy tale with influences from Tangled and the OG source material

**OC OR CANON:** Canon...ish???

**WHICH LAND ARE THEY FROM (examples: earth, enchanted forest, wonderland, monsterland [frankenstein, dracula, vamps etc], neverland):** Enchanted Forest

**CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:**```

TW "PARENTAL" EMOTIONAL ABUSE, CHILD ABUSE, KIDNAPPING

- She has Magic Hair when she SINGS

- Her hair doesn't lose magic when it gets cut but it has to "Charge" in the sunlight like a solar panel but better. solar power take note.

- She was not born blonde but it fucking looks wild as shit when she sings and it starts to glow.

- Okay so once upon a time in a kingdom far far away (next to shrek's kingdom). The Queen grew very sick while pregnant with Rapunzel, and desperate to do anything to save his love, the King disguised himself as a peasant, went on a Journey against time to a deep forrest where an ancient old witch lived. He asked her for help. She offered to trade a golden flower for something he couldn't give — power. The witch wanted the King to become a puppet, and use his militia to do a Naughty thing and slaughter a kingdom she feels did her wrong centuries ago, the dramatique cunt.

- The old woman had been harvesting this special flower over and over again to keep her youth, biding her time for revenge....

- and well, The king basically told her to go fuck herself, and later that night, he hopped the fence like a degenerate, snatched the entire flower, and peaced out. He didn't harvest it correctly, leaving the witch without her juice to keep her young.

- The witch caught the king just as he made it over her fence, but didn't stop him...

- With the flower's help, the queen recovered, and gave birth to a wonderful baby girl with a mop of hair....

- The queen and the king rejoiced, so happy. the kingdom threw a festival with lanterns to celebrate. The daughter was named Helene Alastair, her first name meaning "shining light".

- and then the Witch snuck into the castle and stole the baby.

- As a bitch move, the Witch, now named Mother Gothel, renamed the baby Rapunzel, after some cabbage that had been growing next to the stupid magic flower that the King trampled over.

- She kept her secluded in a tall tower in the middle of the enchanted forest, and soon learned of her hair's magical properties. The incantation could be sung, and Mother Gothel, who was a little crazy after living for way too long, hypothesized that the hair must NEVER be cut.

- It was a bad life. Sure, Morher Gothel took care of the kid, coming and going with a rope until rapunzel could USE HER HAIR to lift her up the tower.

- Rapunzel was allowed to draw, and gained some artistic abilities.

- However, make no mistake, she was emotionally abused, gaslit, and taught to fear the outside world. Mother kept here there because the world was DANGEROUS and people wanted to abuse her and use her for her hair and blah blah blah

- Well, Rapunzel, while smart, was naive and raised under Mother Gothel's thumb, so how was she supposed to know???

- Mother Gothel isn't a fucking moron and told Rapunzel her birthday was in the dead of winter, so when she saw the Lanterns outside, she always associated it with the First day of Spring.

- And when she became 21... well, she finally grew a backbone. Somewhat. She wanted out, She wanted to see the floating lights. Her fucking hair was 70 feet long and with magic hair that doesn't get split ends it fucking SUCKED ASS -

- Mother Gothel left after and explosive fight, promising she would regret her words when she returned...

- and then a fucking thief climbed into her tower to run away from a couple of goons because he stole something and swindled his partners. bitch.

- Rapunzel, who had been taught to fear men, conked him on the head with a pan.

- Successfully incapacitating him, Rapunzel and the weirdo thief had a very odd conversation... And also she tied him up with her hair. Gross.

- Rapunzel has just managed to get him to promise to take her to see the floating lights, when Mother Gothel returns, demanding to be let up. Panic and chaos ensues as Rapunzel tries desperately to untangle herself from Flynn, literally, but she takes far too long.

- Mother Gothel uses the secret staircase she sealed with magic and storms up that way and when i say Shit hits the Fan

- Mother Gothel hurts Rapunzel, who, mind you, has absolutely no fighting skills. The only reason she got one over on Flynn is because she snuck up on him and got him with the cast iron. She's pulling rapunzel but her hair trying to finish the job of untangling them while screaming like a fucking Banshee. She threatens to keep her in chains for the rest of her life, to sell her to all those terrible people she told her about growing up - the nonexistent people who wanted to use her for her hair — and then Flynn gets the bright fucking idea to get out of there and slices through the hair to get the fuck OUT.

- Poor Flynn is lucky he doesn't die, bc Mother Gothel is furious, still believing her hair's magic not working if you cut it... and she's about to poke out his eyes.

- Listen, she thinks Flynn is a fucking weirdo, but she's not about to let some Bellatrix Lestrange-Lite bitch dk something so awful. In an act of defiance, she slices off the rest of it, screaming that now no one can have what they want.

- Mother Gothel rounds on her "daughter" again, and lunges. Rapunzel jerks out of the way, tripping over her fucking thick seventy foot ponytail. The action makes Gothel trip too, and soon they're struggling on the ground.... Rapunzel never realized how much resentment she had for her mother, and now she seemed so frail... literally, she was aging by the minute, black hair going grey, wrinkles setting in...

- Rapunzel beat the ever living fuck out of Gothel, using Gothel's deteriorating strength against her, before they careened into the window ledge... and down Mother Gothel fell, turning to dust just before she hit the ground.

- Numb to what she had done, she just stared for a long minute.... before turning to look at the man in her tower with tears in her eyes.

- And then, the curse struck, taking Rapunzel away.

- In Storybrooke, she was one of those people that were going ti get a true crime podcast given to her. Locked up until some random burglar broke in and all hell broke loose. Rapunzel killed her mother, everyone knew that...

- It's just no one knew what to actually believe. The "burglar" wasn't there, having disappeared (or been left behind??) and wasn't there to testify. People found this girl with no real name, no real family, and a dead old woman she claimed to be her mother.

- She spent most of her 28 years in limbo, between processing of whether or not they were going to put her in an institution, put her on trial for murder, or acquit her for manslaughter in self defense. it was horrible, anxiety inducing, and she still didn't know anything about the world.

- Plus, whenever she went to the grocery store, people would give you that look that's like _oh my god she's the one that murdered a person!_

- And the curse broke... and everything came flooding back. And Rapunzel doesn't understand what she's supposed to do about any of this. Her "life" here was fake, and her life back at "home" was a tower. Who was she? Where did Mother Gothel take her from? And how is she supposed to find out any of those questions when she's stuck in Storybrooke?

OOC INFORMATION: 

MUN NAME/ALIAS: Love

MUN AGE: 26

MUN PRONOUNS: She/Her/Hers

[flunkett]

Is the reason u use all pronouns bc yr a fairy and u fucking stole them from me using evil fairy spells u sorcerer

hey my spells were NOT evil they were awesome and twinkly

[faterpresources]

Tʜᴇ Mᴜᴍᴍʏ (1999) Sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs

A collection of random lines compiled from the movie “The Mummy” (1999) Feel free to change the pronouns in order to better suit the parts involved.

❝ Curse, my ass. ❞

❝ You lied to me. ❞

❝ I...am a librarian. ❞

❝ Who has touched you?! ❞

❝ I think I'll kill you. ❞

❝ You are a catastrophe! ❞

❝ Where did you get this? ❞

❝ What are you doing here? ❞

❝ Why do I put up with you? ❞

❝ You dream about dead guys? ❞

❝ Everybody knows the story. ❞

❝ Only you can resurrect me! ❞

❝ So, what's the scam, ___ ? ❞

❝ Trust me. It calls for it. ❞

❝ You must go! Save yourself! ❞

❝ You don't believe in curses? ❞

❝ Death is only the beginning. ❞

❝ Stupid superstitious bastard. ❞

❝ What do you think's out there? ❞

❝ What do you suppose killed him? ❞

❝ I say, bloody good show, chaps! ❞

❝ Well, if you call that a kiss. ❞

❝ By the way, why did you kiss me? ❞

❝ Still angry about that kiss, huh? ❞

❝ Hey, look for bugs. I hate bugs. ❞

❝ This time I must go all the way. ❞

❝ What makes you so confident, Sir? ❞

❝ You'll be dead when they do this. ❞

❝ I've just got one of those faces. ❞

❝ Have you no respect for the dead? ❞

❝ You're with me on this one, right? ❞

❝ Could you tell me how to get there? ❞

❝ Question. Why doesn't he like cats? ❞

❝ Apparently, he had a very good time? ❞

❝ We're scholars, not treasure hunters. ❞

❝ I'm going to put you where you belong! ❞

❝ I have just the thing to cheer you up. ❞

❝ Where'd our smelly little friend get to? ❞

❝ I am so very sorry. It was an accident. ❞

❝ Oh, well. Guess she's not a total loss. ❞

❝ Do you really think he's going to show up? ❞

❝ I only gamble with my life, never my money. ❞

❝ You always did have more balls than brains. ❞

❝ Well, I guess we go home empty-handed again. ❞

❝ I will give you £100 to save this man's life.❞

❝ Madame, I would pay £100 just to see him hang. ❞

❝ I lie to everybody. What makes you so special? ❞

❝ Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy! ❞

❝ You stole it from a drunk at the local casbah? ❞

❝ End of job. End of story. Contract terminated. ❞

❝ It's why I came here. Sort of a life's pursuit. ❞

❝ Well, whoever's in here sure wasn't getting out. ❞

❝ ____ , please, I'm really not in the mood for you. ❞

❝ Of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it. ❞

❝ When we got there, all we found was sand and blood. ❞

❝ Oh, yeah. This just keeps getting better and better. ❞

❝ But how do we know that's not a load of pig's wallow? ❞

❝ They say I don't have enough experience in the field. ❞

❝ Oh, look, for goodness' sake, let's be nice, children. ❞

❝ Smashing day for the start of an adventure, eh, ____ ? ❞

❝ The only thing that scares me, ___ , are your manners. ❞

❝ If we're going to play together, we must learn to share. ❞

❝ Did I miss something? Are we... Are we going into battle? ❞

❝ As the Americans would say, it's all fairy tales and hokum.❞

❝ Something about bringing his dead girlfriend back to life. ❞

❝ We've lost everything! All of our tools, all the equipment! ❞

❝ The secret compartment should be hidden somewhere inside here. ❞

❝ Let's make sure we don't bring anyone back from the dead then. ❞

❝ Yes, that is very romantic, but what has it got to do with me? ❞

❝ It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. ❞

❝ Well, personally I think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. ❞

❝ Filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. Nothing to like there at all. ❞

❝ I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time. ❞

❝ Do you really want to know, or would you prefer to just shoot us? ❞

❝ Lady, there's something out there. Something underneath that sand. ❞

❝ Oh, for heaven's sake, girl, it wasn't that good of a kiss, anyway. ❞

❝ If he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after. ❞

❝ Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, and save the world. ❞

❝ You can either tag along with me or you can stay here and try and save the world. ❞