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Church Of The MADGOD
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Fear Not the Awakening of The MADGOD
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church-of-the-madgod · 1 day ago
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when younger queer folk argue against reclaiming of the slurs used against us, it saddens my heart. I know they intend well, but it shows how little queer history they know and how easily we can fall to anti-queer propaganda, especially if its presented as an attempt to be more "politically correct." We fought to reclaim these words to rob them of their power to harm us, we have done so for generations, and will continue to do so for countless generations to come. If we start fighting amongst ourselves in this matter, or any other designed to tear us apart, it will only make the rest of us easier to stamp out. That is the goal of those who argue against our existence, after all, to stamp us out like so many bugs beneath their feet.
Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 days ago
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lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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methinks I need a tag specifically for my more poetic musings, to better find them when I'm looking for them. or, y'know, in case anyone else is looking for them, or whatever
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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With all this talk
of so called
artificial intelligence
creating Art
without Soul
it makes one wonder
waht makes a Soul
is it complexity?
is it biology?
is it nature?
is it nurture?
if one were to create
an exact replica of a person
the exact same proteins
forming the exact same cells
the exact same neurons
the exact same thoughts
who is to say
that the original has a Soul
and the created one
the copy
does not
is artificial intelligence
real artificial intelligence
truly artificial
or is it
intelligence
how much can one
play at being a god
before actually
becoming
a god
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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The Big Bang was the death of a god
the expansion of the universe is the whale fall
life as we know it is the microbes feasting on the rotting corpse
but what of the larger life forms that also feed?
well
that is something we shall find out
in time
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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I have done this so many times in the past week alone, I am watching the blurry image of an existential crisis as I zoom past at speeds that break the laws of physics, and I have no notion that any of it could be (or should be) wrong.
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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this seems like it should tie in to carcinization but like, opposite... kinda
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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My mom used to say "wow, beautiful, you should stitch that on a pillow." in reaponse to someone burping/farting or making other such "rude noises" without excusing themselves
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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church-of-the-madgod · 3 days ago
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if this ever happens to any y'all, and y'all are fortunate enough to be holding the side that still has that center bar bit attached, you can just take it with you and use it like a key. My bedroom doorknob did this in college, and I never fixed it. I just carried my door knob in my pocket forever. also impressed one of my prefessors when his doorstop went missing, and i pulled out my trusty door knob (an object used to help doors stay closed) and used it to help his door stay open.
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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit
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church-of-the-madgod · 5 days ago
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How to begin a sustainable way of life
This is a draft of something I've been writing for a couple months. It is mainly focused on the culture of the USA. Feel free to repost or otherwise share, with or without credit.
Do not tell people what to do—help them do it! 
Give the gift of relief from being forced to engage in society’s unsustainable ways of life. 
“People need to eat more plant-based foods.” ->Talk about your favorite recipes, give others recipes, cook for them, and grow vegetables and plants in your garden and give them away as gifts. 
“People need to repair their clothes.” -> Offer to repair others’ clothes, and teach people how to repair their clothes. 
“People need to buy less clothes.” -> Give them old clothes that you don’t want, help them repair their clothes
“People need to buy less plastic stuff.” -> Learn to make things that can serve the same purpose, such as baskets, and give them as gifts. Let people borrow things you own so they don’t have to buy their own. 
“People need to stop using leafblowers and other gas-guzzling machinery.” -> Offer to rake the leaves. You can use them as compost in your own garden. 
“People need to be more educated about nature.”-> Learn about nature yourself. Tell people about nature. Be open about your love of creatures such as snakes, spiders, and frogs. Do not show awareness that this could be strange. You are not obligated to quiet down your enthusiasm for creepy crawlies to demonstrate awareness that it is weird. Point out at every opportunity how these animals are beneficial. 
“People need to use cars less.” -> Offer rides to others whenever you must go somewhere. Whenever you are about to go to the store, ask your neighbor or your friend who lives along the way, “Is there anything you need from the store?” 
You cannot control others’ behaviors, but you can free them from being controlled. 
If you think to yourself, “But this would be so difficult to do!” ask yourself WHY? Why does your society coerce you into less sustainable ways of living, forcing you to consume excessively? After thinking about this, consider that it is less simple and easy than you thought to make more sustainable choices, so why would you judge others for not doing it? 
Do not act alone—act with others! 
Environmentally friendly behaviors that can be done alone, without collaborating with or consulting another person, are the least powerful of all. Whenever an “environmentally friendly” behavior is suggested, figure out “How can I give this as a gift?” or “How can I make this possible on the level of a whole community?” 
“Personal choices” do not work because every single person has to make them individually. If you are focused on making your own personal choice, you are not focused on others. If you are not focused on others, you are not helping them. If nobody is helping each other, most people won’t be able to make the “personal choice.”
You inherently share an ecosystem with your neighbors  
            Start with your neighbors, the people physically close to you. You live on the same patch of land, containing roots from the same plants and trees. You can speak to them face to face without traveling, which means you can easily bring them physical things without using resources to travel. 
            Always talk to your neighbors and be friendly with them. Offer them favors unprompted and tell them about how your garden is doing. Do not be afraid to be annoying—a slightly annoying neighbor who is helpful, kind, and can be relied upon for a variety of favors or in times of need is a necessary and inevitable part of a good community. If you make the effort to be present in somebody’s life, they will have to put up with you on some occasions, but that is just life. We cannot rely on each other if we do not put up with each other. 
Simply spending time with someone influences them for good 
Every hour you spend outside with your neighbor is an hour your neighbor doesn’t spend watching Fox News. Every hour you spend talking with someone and interacting with them in the real world, eating real food and enjoying your real surroundings, is an hour you don’t spend only hearing a curated picture of what reality is like from social media. 
            Isolation makes it easy for people to become indoctrinated into extremist beliefs. When someone spends more time alone, watching TV, Youtube, or scrolling social media, than they do with others, their concept of what other people are like and what the world is like comes more from social media than real life. TV and online media are meant to influence you in a specific way. Simply restricting the access these influences have to yourself and others is helpful. 
A garden is the source of many gifts 
If you grow a garden, you can give your neighbors and friends the gift of food, plants, and crafted objects. This is one of the foundational ways to form community. When you give food, you provide support to others. When you give plants, you are encouraging and teaching about gardening. It is even better when you give recipes cooked from things you grew, or items crafted from things you grew. You can also give the gift of knowledge of how to grow these plants, cook these recipes, or craft these objects. 
More on gift-giving
            Some people are uncomfortable with receiving items or services as gifts. They want to feel like they are giving something back, instead of having obligation to return the favor hanging over them. 
            It can help to ask a simple favor that can be easily fulfilled. People generally like the feeling of helping someone else. 
When you give someone a gift, it can help to say something like “Oh, I have too many of this thing to take care of/store/eat myself! Do you think you could take some?” This makes your neighbor feel like they are helping you. 
When allowing others to borrow items, you might not get them back. Don’t worry about that. It just means the item found a place where it was needed the most. You can ask about the item if you think it might have been forgotten, and this can create an opportunity for a second meeting. But don’t press. 
If the person you give to insists upon some form of payment, this is a good opportunity to negotiate a trade. 
Ask to be given compostable or recyclable things 
Ask your neighbor to save compostable scraps, biodegradable cardboard and paper products, and any other items that might be put to use. Use them in your own compost pile. Or, start a compost pile at the edge of the yard where you both can add to it. Remember that “wet” compost like vegetable and fruit bits needs to be mixed with twice as much of “dry” and “woody” compost like cardboard, leaves, small twigs, paper and wood bits. 
Use the front yard for gardening
Overcome the cultural norm that the front yard is only decorative. Use the front yard for gardening so you can be seen by others enjoying your garden, and others can witness the demonstration of the possibilities of land. In the front yard, anything you do intentionally with your land can be witnessed. It also makes you a visible presence in your community. 
Grow staple foods 
Don’t just grow vegetables that cannot be the core component of a meal themselves. Grow potatoes, dry beans, black eyed peas and other nourishing, calorie-dense foods. Grow the ingredients of meals. You could even build a garden around a recipe.
Invite neighbors and friends over to eat food made from things you grew 
Be sure to send them home with leftovers.  
Grow plants for baskets 
Containers are one of the fundamental human needs. If we had more containers, we wouldn’t need plastic so much. You can learn to make baskets, and to grow plants that provide the raw materials for baskets. 
If someone rakes their leaves, ask to have the leaves  
If you see someone putting leaves in bags, don’t be afraid to ask if you can have the leaves. More likely than not they will be happy to agree. 
Collaborate with neighbors to plant things in the no-man’s-land of the property line 
In the border land between your neighbor’s yard and your yard, it is almost always just mowed grass because no one can plant anything without it affecting their neighbor. But these border lands add up to a lot of space. It would be much better if you talked to your neighbor about what would be nice to plant there, and together created a plan for that space. 
Give others the freedom to wander 
Make it clear that you will not get mad if the neighbor’s kids play in your yard or run across it. Invite the neighbors onto your land as much as possible. Tell them they are allowed to spend time in a favored spot whenever they would like.  
The power of the hand-made sign 
If there is a yard sale, you always know about it because of the hand-drawn signs placed around. Therefore, a cookout or unwanted item exchange can be announced the same way. In rural areas I have seen hand-made signs that say: FIREWOOD or WE BUY GOATS or EGGS. This is one of the few technologies of community that remain in the USA. If someone who looks to buy and sell can put up a hand-made sign, why shouldn’t you?  
Religious people or people with strong political opinions like to put signs everywhere. If they have the confidence and courage to do so, why shouldn’t you? 
So if there is a message you would like everyone to see, use the simple power of the hand-made sign. Proclaim “BEE FRIENDLY ZONE!” above your pollinator garden with all the confidence of a religious fundamentalist billboard. Announce to the world, “VEGETABLES FREE TO ALL—JUST ASK!” “WE TAKE LEAVES—NO PESTICIDES.” Instead of YARD SALE, or perhaps in conjunction with YARD SALE, you can write, PLANT EXCHANGE or SEED SWAP or CLOTHING SWAP. Who can stop you? 
Someone has to do it for society to change  
Some of these ideas might be eccentric, strange, or even socially unacceptable, but there is no way to change what is normal except to move against it. Someone has to be weird. It might as well be you. 
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church-of-the-madgod · 5 days ago
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CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!
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church-of-the-madgod · 13 days ago
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Space is sixty-two miles up.
Our oceans are seven miles deep at the deepest point.
The oceans under the icy surface of europa are estimated to be between forty and one-hundred miles deep not including the ten to fifteen miles of ice.
Liquid water likely means molten core producing geothermal energy keeping the water liquid.
water is made of two of the six ingredients that made all life on earth, hydrogen and oxygen.
The others being carbon, nitrogen, phosphorus, and sulfur.
Heat acts as a catalyst making the formation of life more likely.
If we have masssive squids in our seven-mile-at-it's-deepest ocean, then imagine how big squids could get in a seventy-mile-deep-on-average ocean.
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church-of-the-madgod · 13 days ago
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Transformers cartoons belong in the same category as magical girl transformation anime.
Change my mind.
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church-of-the-madgod · 26 days ago
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Hellhog poke his head out of his hideyhole
he see his shadow
sorry,
six more years of shit
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church-of-the-madgod · 28 days ago
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Know your enemy.
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church-of-the-madgod · 28 days ago
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Don't Fall for this scam.
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Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
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church-of-the-madgod · 28 days ago
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would it help to file phishing reports about various mega corps to funko and their shitty ai? pit the corporate overlords against each other, so to speak?
holy shit itch.io just got wiped from the net
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