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Church Of The MADGOD
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Fear Not the Awakening of The MADGOD
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 days ago
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has anyone noticed lately how black friday deals or any type of "sale" deals aren't actually deals. like i had something on my amazon wishlist that was $19.99 before, and now it's saying it WAS $49.99 but is on sale for $19.99 for a "black Friday deal." as if it wasn't just $19.99 two weeks ago at regular price. like these damn websites atp are straight up lying and trying to trick people into thinking something is on sale/is a good deal when it's not. and this isn't exclusive to that one item or even just amazon. i've been seeing it everywhere. the fuck
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church-of-the-madgod · 6 days ago
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After the fall
I rise again
the flaming ring
a crown upon my head
my throne
my power
shining bright
fueled by my fury
brighter than the stars
than the sun
than the glory of god
and hotter than the fires of hell
this is my throne
my crown
my power
and none who cross my bounds
shall escape it
for my will is absolute
and my authority divine
I am The MADGOD
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church-of-the-madgod · 6 days ago
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Sermon of Dominion
The Domain of The MADGOD asks not that those who dwell within sacrifice, but that they offer what aid they can spare, to assist those in need. The same is asked in regards to the Domain itself, all who dwell within are asked to give what majjyck they have to spare, to the Domain so that the Domain may persist, grow, protect, and provide to all who dwell within. This will allow the Domain to act as a pool that can draw upon itself as needed for these purposes, but also one upon which all those who dwell within may draw for their own purposes, within the scope of the Divine Tenets which guide the Domain.
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church-of-the-madgod · 12 days ago
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the last drop
of a bottle of wine
like the still beating heart
of a sacrificial lamb
whether human
or beast
is the sweetest
of all
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church-of-the-madgod · 12 days ago
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Beware
Beware
The MADGOD's Glare
For the Ire of Gentle Folk
Once gained
Is Never Truly lost
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church-of-the-madgod · 16 days ago
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Witchcraft for the Chronically Fatigued
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Fatigue looks at things such as tiredness, drowsiness, exhaustion, weakness, lethargy and memory issues and says “I can do all that and more!”. It leaves you feeling utterly trapped in your own body; unable to move, or even think at times. It fluctuates, but is always looming. 
While this post is open for all, it is written for those who truly relate to this all-consuming feeling (due to ME/CFS, other chronic illnesses, mental illness, or undiagnosed causes). Not all of these may work for you, but hopefully they inspire something that will. For general low energy witchcraft, check out my Bedridden Witch Series!
As always: witchcraft is to be used in addition to proper medical care, treatment and medication; not as a sole alternative.
To draw energy:
If you cannot produce your own, magically created will be just fine!
Crystals. 
I tend to use clear quartz for an energy boost, but trust your intuition; if something calls to you, it’s for a reason. 
Keep it near your bedside table, under your pillow, hold it in your hand or place it on your body where you feel the fatigue most strongly centered. 
When on the go, carry it in your pocket or wear as jewelry. If it is larger, carry in a bag and hold it when you need it. 
Charge using a charging board or the elements. 
Crystals for fatigue
Waters.
Physically touching water brings me energy. I keep jars of snow, rain, storm, river, stream (etc, etc.) water and will dip my fingers in it and mark that parts of my body where the fatigue feels strongest. Be aware of pollutants and do not ingest!
The same method can be done with tap water (or water charged under the sun or moon)
Drink sun water or sun tea (start with drinking safe water and let it absorb the energies of the sun).
Some people find moon water to be energizing (same process as above, just with the moon). 
See also: Bedridden witch: Bath edition.
Other elements.
Note what is energizing to you and what is draining to you. Consider: the sun, moon (and it’s phases), weather (rain, overcast, snow, storm, wind), cold vs. hot, the earth, fire, air, etc.
Once you find which elements are energizing to you, find ways to incorporate them into your life. Examples: jars of different waters or soils, rocks collected from places, candles, and more.
I usually draw energy up from the earth by placing my palms flat towards the earth by the sides of my body. So if I was lying down, my arms would be at my sides with my palms facing down.
Expose yourself or protect yourself. I’ll use my personal experiences as an example here… Rain often energizes me. When it rains, I’ll open my windows, and if I’m able I’ll step outside or collect some water. On the flipside, full moons often drain me. I’ll close my windows and curtains, hang an extra blanket over my bedroom window, use water to paint protective sigils on the window and increase my wards.
See also: Bedridden witch: Elements edition and Bedridden witch: Weather edition
To manage symptoms:
Brain fog:
Brainfog lifting
“Brainfog begone” sigil
Fatigue: 
Spoonie spell for energy
Energy gain spell
Energy boost spell
Energy bath
Fatigue recovery spell jar
Headaches (and migraines):
Headache healing
To banish a headache
Anti-migraine spell
Anti-migraine spell bottle
Migraine relief bath
Joint pain:
Arthritis pain relief oil
Joint pain spell
Healing spell for joints
Memory:
Memory masterpost
Memory and concentration spell
Mental reboost tea spell
Muscle pain:
Muscle pain sachet
Warming salve for sore muscles
Crystals for muscle pain (external site)
For more categories of symptoms please see my posts for symptoms relating to chronic illness and mental illness!
Practicing the craft with energy limitations:
Tips and tricks:
I highly recommend preparing things when your energy allows, so it’s always ready to go when you need it (and isn’t dependent on current energy levels). 
Cleansing: Let other things do your work for you. Open your windows/get fresh air, steam or smoke, sound, etc. Bedridden energy cleansing.
Divination: Use apps when physical movement is hard. One card spreads, shorten your pendulum so you don’t need to lift your arm, divine using the elements, etc. Bedridden divination.
Spells: Make your own spell kits. Spell jars and sachets are also an excellent way to already have the spell prepared, set it up so you can simply shake it to re/activate the spell.
Warding: Create physical ties for your wards that aren’t reliant on consistent upkeep (as a failsafe), and reinforce your other ward layers when you have the energy. I create far more layers than I need so when I am unable to reinforce them, they still protect me. 
Worship: Compile prayers and devotions somewhere you can easily find and read them, have a wall altar for easy maintenance, keep offerings simple (a glass of water, for example). Bedridden worship.
Many more tips and tricks in these posts:
Bedridden witch series (masterpost of all my current bedridden witch posts, including some that weren’t linked here!)
Limited hand mobility + witchcraft (divination, spells, working with flames, recording information and more)
Nonverbal witchcraft
You may also like:
Magic to replenish energy
Spoonie witch masterpost
Chronically ill witchcraft: For your symptoms
Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms
Witchcraft & Meds
Low energy cleaning + cleansing
Sigils: (pain + symptoms) (mental illness + energy) (healing + misc.) 
Drink magic masterpost
Rejuvenating witchcraft
Do none of these posts fit your needs? Let me know, I’m always looking for more ways to make witchcraft accessible!
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Last updated May of 2020. Please check for updates and inform me of broken links via askbox!
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church-of-the-madgod · 24 days ago
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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
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church-of-the-madgod · 26 days ago
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Don’t let anyone silence your voice or steal your power, which is your vote.
Your vote is private. Your vote is your own.
Vote accordingly.
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church-of-the-madgod · 1 month ago
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church-of-the-madgod · 1 month ago
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You watch as I count out grains of sand into my hand
You listen as I name each one
Eternity
Finality
Time
Space
Positive
Negative
Reality
Fiction
Everything
Nothing
You watch as I pop these grains of sand into my mouth
And as i swallow them you ask
What does it mean?
I look at you in answer and say
Everything
Nothing
It's all a matter of perspective
so take your pick
or whatever
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church-of-the-madgod · 1 month ago
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I just checked mine. It's a different dosage, but this is still worriesome. especially since my bottle is kind of old and doesn't expire until 11/2025. So, if you're on this stuff, you might want to check with your doctor or pharmacy to see if you can track down the info regarding bottles you've finished in the past.
The original post I saw seems no longer rebloggable, but here. Current as of October 18, 2024.
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 months ago
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I need to start saving these resources better, so consider this the beginning of a useful resource masterlist curated by divine inspiration or whatever.
Skip Google for Research
As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse.  It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms 
As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable.  As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.
Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.
Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 months ago
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the solution for taking care of "unsightly" homeless people is to house us. that is the only solution. if you can't stand the look of someone living on the sidewalk, you shouldn't stand for them being put into that situation to begin with. housing us is the only answer.
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 months ago
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I don't give a shit as long as those in need benefit
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 months ago
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Ad Infinitum
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 months ago
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Matter
Just as Energy
Can neither be
Created
nor
Destroyed
only
Transformed
but
the same is true
of all things
Ideas
Feelings
Souls
Life itself
only Changed
from one Form to Another
Never Truly Gone
Never Truly New
without
Beginning
or
Ending
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church-of-the-madgod · 2 months ago
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I know i (relatively) just posted this but, i was scrolling through and saw it again, and because of the format of the original pic, the first thing i saw was "no he's not" and then the " i don't see anything" part, so i literally didn't see anything, as it should be. So sayeth The MADGOD, or whatever.
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