#5~~

[phosphorescent-naidheachd]

Sunday Six

Later—after the procession and the reception, after hours of tedious smalltalk and aching feet—she throws herself back against the pillows on their bed. Nikolai isn’t looking at her as he removes his cufflinks. 

“I’m not thinking about him,” she says, apropos of nothing. Except it isn’t out of nowhere, not really.

“Of course you aren’t,” he says, suspiciously agreeable as he turns to meet her gaze. “With this much beauty before you”—he gestures to himself—“how could your thoughts lie anywhere else?” 

—I’ll tell you how the sun rose (a ribbon at a time)

[bootdork]

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

[lady-raziel]

I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[kafiguas]

we had ONE JOB

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[gemboundprism]

1959 chevy impala that i made in spore, inspired by @making-you-in-spore

[dear-ao3]

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[demonicseries]

imagine it. The night is November 5th, 2024. The election results are in. Misha Collins post a video. The camera is facing him, as he says “I love you.” Then it pans to the other person in the room, Jensen Ackles. He responds with “Kamala Harris is the next present for the United States”