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I just feel like Eddie is one of those dads who sees clickbait âtutorialsâ and ârecipesâ on Instagram and takes them at face value and then winds up cleaning his toilet with coca cola
#yes that is actually something my dad did once#đŞ#like he unironically believes those 5 second life hack videos#and buck and chris just let him#theyâre like you know what Eddie. yeah. you SHOULD heat up cold pizza in a sauce pan with water#you should do that and see what happens
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i love watching people play through submerged castle and just know. deep in my heart. that i am never finishing pikmin 2
#if you're unfamiliar find a video on it. it is. HM.#nintendo sure made some choices with that one#for context pikmin 2 has these caves with a lot of treasure inside#the tradeoff is you only have as many pikmin as you take with you (max 100) so you have to plan out your squad#depending on what hazards there are in the cave (you learn this before entering)#submerged castle is unique though. it has all four hazards (fire; electricity; water; poison) BUT. you can only bring blue pikmin#(they have immunity to water and are the only pikmin type that can 'swim')#it's actually hard-coded into the game that you can only bring blue pikmin#i remember hearing somewhere that if you somehow hack the game and make it so other types can survive in water#you cannot bring any other types into the submerged castle and a message pops up that'll say 'only blue pikmin are allowed in this place'#but that's not all that makes it difficult#i should also mention that the music in submerged castle is fucking. creepy. it's so unsettling and i hate it and love it#BUT#there's a surprise that drops down from the ceiling after you've spent 5 minutes on any floor :)#you can't kill it but it Will squish you and your pikmin in 0.003 seconds#waterwraith beloathed#so you kinda just have to outrun it somehow#they revised it for pikmin 4 and to that i can only say. WHY#at least the pik4 mechanics make it a LOT easier. but still#i forgot about submerged castle so imagine my surprised when i was in engulfed castle and The Fucker dropped down on me#i turned off the game and did not touch it for an entire month ISHDJEDHKSDJJFJDKFJSKDJDJ#behold my most niche interest
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5 Second Ice Water Hack For Weight Loss Reviews
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Katsuki taking care of sick Y/N:
âKkkaaaaaaaaatttttttâŚâŚ katsukiiiiiiâŚâ you called out from your burrito roll in the bed.
âWhat?â He shouted from the living area.
You didnât answer but peaked your head out to look at the door for his inevitable arrival.
This is your 3rd or 4th time calling him today and you knew he was starting to get annoyed with you but you couldnât give a rats ass.
You were stuck in this room, on your death bed because that asshole refused to let you be more than 5 inches away from him while he was sick.
You knew it would turn out this was and now he was back to 100% but you were running fevers and hacking up lungs.
He barged into the room with an exasperated look on his face.
âWhat do you want now? And so help me god if you ask me to hand you the remote one more time Iâm gonna blow the whole damn tv off the wall.â
He was currently wearing sweats, no shirt, and the apron you bought him for Christmas that said â No idiots in my kitchenâ. He loved that damn apron.
âWhat are you doingâ you asked followed by a sniffle.
âIâm TRYING to make your soup because you havenât eaten anything in 2 days. But you seem dead set on making sure I never get to finish making it.â
âBut Iâm lonely, and Iâm not hungry. I want to you to come lay with meâŚ. Hold me.â You say with a little pout forming on your lips.
âY/N, you have to eat. Also I told your ass to finish that damn glass of water and itâs still half full. Youâre never gonna feel better if you donât do what I tell you.â He says in his stream voice.
âYouâre not a doctor. I didnât do all this when you were-â then you choke and cough until little tears gather in the corners of your eyes.
âSee look, youâre choking because your body knew you were about to spit out some bullshit. You didnât do all this because I was cooperative.â He says as he sits on the edge of the bed rubbing his hands over your cheeks. âYouâre being stubborn and trying to get under my skin by calling me every 5 seconds.â
âWell I wouldnât be sick if you werenât such a baby. I told you this would happen and look. Now Iâm dyingâŚ. Did you do it on purpose? Are you trying to get rid of me??â
âBabe, I donât have to put in this much effort to get rid of you. If I donât watch after you, youâll end up offing yourself before long.â And he chuckled.
âMy pain is funny!?!?â You exclaimed.
He chuckles more, âkind of.â
âThis! This is what I meant by shitty bedside manner. Youâre so mean to me.â
He leans down and presses a kiss to your forehead and pulls back with a soft smile on his lips.
âOk, ok, âm sorry. Just let me go finish making the soup and then Iâll come back in here and rock your whining ass to sleep. Do you want me to lay you on the couch while I finish?â He asks.
You nod your head yes and then he stands and sweeps you up quickly into his arms.
When you get to the living room he sets you down gently on the couch.
âNow you can see me slaving away for you in the kitchen. Are you satisfied?â
And you nod again.
He straightens up and starts heading back to the kitchen.
âWait Katâ he turns back around to face you. âBefore you leaveâŚ. Can you hand me the remote?â You ask and try to keep the laugh in thatâs threatening to escape at the glare directed at you.
If looks could kill, youâd be a gonerđ
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nice to finally meet you
lena oberdorf x bayern!reader
summary: reader discovers that her long time rival will be her teammate-- and possibly more.
warnings: long chapter, not 100% proofread
you walk into the training headquarters at bayern, excited since this is the first training which will prepare for the pokal round of 16. since this will be your second time in this competition, you hope to win finally.Â
as you walked into the locker room, the familiar chatter of your teammates seemed subdued. it was still there, with sydney and sam with their inside jokesâ but it was quieter. your mind can't shake the feeling that something is off.Â
sitting down on the bench in front of your locker, you change into the training kits then drink a bit of water, since there was still time before you had to head onto the pitch.Â
you look up and see klara give you a sympathetic smile, you smile back brightly. this made klaraâs eyes widenâ did you not know?
as you lace up your boots, you catch georgia, sam, giulia, sydney, and klara exchanging glances before looking back at you. this bothered you. these people are some of your closest friends on the teamâ are they hiding something?
"alright, what's going on?" you demand, your voice echoing off the walls of the locker room as you crossed your right leg over the left.Â
your shoulders flinched when you felt leaâs hand rest of your right shoulder. everyone knew about the newsâ except for you. lea hopes you will take the news well, for the sake of her best friend.Â
georgia hesitates, her eyes darting to sydney before she takes a deep breath. she moves to sit beside you.Â
"did you hear about who's coming to bayern?," she starts, her voice cautious.
you eyebrows knit together in confusion. usually, transfer news doesnât occur this early before the summerâ so you shake your head.Â
âno. who's coming?â you look over at lea, who looks down at your cleats without saying anything.
"lena. lena is transferring to bayern." sydney says.Â
theyâre all happy for lena transferring to bayern, since theyâre all close to her. they knew that you never had a good experience with lenaâ so they were nervous to see your reaction.Â
this news hits you like a punch to the gut. lena, your nemesis on the pitch, the wolfsburg midfielder who always seemed to have the hack for getting under your skin.Â
the first time you guys met was in the champions league final in 2020.Â
you weren't with bayern. lyon was the club of your life at the time. you were 18 years old during this final and werenât wise enough to hold back your words.Â
being subbed into the final in the 70th minute, you wanted to contribute something.Â
when you had the ball at your feet in the midfield, you felt the spike of a cleat smack into your ankle. you squealed as you hit the ground in an awkward position, lucky that your ankle didnât twist.Â
you looked up to see â5 oberdorfâ standing up and walking away from you nonchalantly. the medics determined that you were okay, all you needed was a bandage since your ankle started bleeding, but you took her actions personally.Â
lena had the ball and before she could pass it to alex popp, you pushed her to the ground harshly before dribbling the ball away from her. you didnât bother to pass up to sommer before shooting the ballâ scoring the third goal in that champions league final. winning against the german club.Â
after finishing third in the 2022 ballon dâor ceremony, and lena getting fourthâ just below the two spanish superstars bonmati and putellasâ the media declared that there was a new rivalry among you and lena.
you remember the friendly between germany and the united states later in the year too, just after your transfer to bayern months before.Â
germany won the first game against the united states, but you were out sick with a fever.Â
the second gameâ you were back healthy. you took every opportunity to play aggressively against lena, even earning a yellow card for a particularly hard tackle after she tackled you moments before.Â
despite lea, sydney, and klaraâs assurances that lena was a sweet person, you could never reconcile that with the competitor you faced. you were stubborn and knew that lena felt the same towards you.Â
you force a laugh, trying to mask the mixed emotions inside of you. "lena? lena oberdorf?"
âyeah, she wants to be closer with her friends and family.â lea says.Â
âthat's surprising, she said that she never wanted to come here. i guess things change.â you say, after tying your cleats quickly, you walk out of the locker room.Â
practice didnât start for another twenty minutes, but the girls decided to leave you alone with the news.Â
the reality of the situation sinks in, and you are terrified.
you KNEW you had to be friends with her once she joined the club in july. there was no way you would sacrifice your professionalism over lena oberdorf.Â
butâ how are you supposed to get along with lena after years of arguments, yellow cards, and on-pitch battles? the thought of sharing the same locker room, training together, her wearing the same colors as you working towards the same goalsâit all feels overwhelming. it's a thought-process you donât know if youâll get used to.Â
the rest of the day passes in a blur. on the training ground, your mind isn't on the drills or the tactics; it's on lena.Â
what if she hasn't changed? what if the friction between you only gets worse? what if she tries to take your spot in the midfield? you knew that last question was ridiculous, since youâre an attacking midfielder and she's defensive.Â
and yet, a small, nagging voice in the back of your mind wonders if maybe, just maybe, thereâs a chance to turn this rivalry into a duo that would terrify the future opponents.Â
a few days later, you saw a post made by lena. yes, you both followed each other on instagram. you didnât know why, but it just happened.Â
she confirmed her transfer to bayern after receiving many hate comments about an old interview she did.Â
in your mind, you felt bad for her. It's not just about football anymore; it's about finding a way to exist together, to move on from the years of competition that have been created. she will be your teammate soon and you have to accept it.
over the next few months, you focus on your training. the reminder of your rival coming to bayern disappeared from your mind for a while.Â
until july 1st. you woke up that morning and you did everything that morning to delay your route to the training grounds.Â
however, you still arrive on timeâ walking into the locker room, you see all of your friends and greet them for the new season. Â
today was just performance diagnostics, which requires a lot of running, balancing, and strecthingâ but that wasnât the only thing on your mind.Â
sitting down in the locker room, you avoided your eyes from looking at her.Â
she sat in the locker right next to yoursâ with lea on her other side.Â
little did you knowâ the coaches and captains wanted it this way so you both could try and get along after years of only knowing each others competitive side.Â
you take a quick glance at her when you put on your adidas running sneakers. you say to yourself that she looks different in bayern's red and white.
standing up, her eyes meet yours.Â
âhey.â lena speaks.Â
for a moment, you pause. at first, you thought she mightâve said hey to someone walking in the locker roomâ but no.Â
she is looking right at you.Â
the expression on your face is unreadable, âhi.âÂ
âwe're teammates now." is all lena could say. she looks awkward just as much as you do. this is a hard watch for your teammates in the locker room.Â
you nod, trying to keep your emotions in check. "yep, we are."
neither of you knows what to sayâ so nothing else was said. the rest of the team still watchesâ knowing what will happen.Â
your teammates know that lena and you will get along and become friends. the two of you are very similar in terms of personality, passion, and hobbies.Â
obviously, years of hard feelings donât go away in a dayâ but they hoped that you guys would accept that youâre teammates and it's okay to be friendly now.Â
the performance diagnostic goes well, everyone is happy. you forget about lena for a while when you, giulia, sydney, and klara are fooling around in one of the rooms. youâre happy to be back with your teammates for a new season.Â
as youâre running on the treadmill with a breathing tool over your mouthâ sydney, klara, and georgia clap around you in encouragement. you want to smileâ but youâre focused. you move your eyes to see that lena is staring right at you. this didnât throw your running offâ but youâre curious about what she is thinking.Â
as much as you hate to admit it, having her on the team might actually be good for everyone involvedâ including yourself. you hope that she feels the same about playing with you.Â
the next week, after receiving advice from lea and the coachesâ lena approaches you.Â
"can we talk?" she asks, her tone earnest as you take off your boots from your tired feet after a day of training on the pitch.
you hesitate, looking at her, but eventually nod. "sure."
you find a quiet spot away from the rest of the team, knowing that theyâre all eavesdroppers.Â
choosing a media room, where the tables are empty with no outside presence, the both of you sit down in chairs beside each other.Â
you chose to not speak first, since you werenât the one that wanted to be here.Â
lena takes a deep breath, clearly gathering her thoughts. "iâm sorry if i have made you feel some type of way over the years," she begins, "i feel like we would both be great together in the midfield. youâre a very good player and i donât like how we are avoiding each other. "
you study her, searching for any hint of insincerity, but find none. "yeah i agree," you admit. "iâve built a bias about you and i need to push it away for the sake of bayern. i donât want the team to be affected by what we went through.âÂ
âi agree, iâm sorry again.â lena frowns.
âdonât apologize. iâm glad you finally chose the right team.â i smirk as lena rolls her eyes, playfully, at my remark.
âthis isnât going to be easy though.â i mumble as i cross my feet together.Â
lena nods. "i know. but I'm willing to try if you are."
âi will oberdorf, its nice to finally meet you.â i hold my hand out and smile.Â
âes ist auch schĂśn, sie kennenzulernen.â lena smirks and shakes my hand.
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weeks turn into months and the season is in full-swing. Â
the oberdorf, stanway, and y/s/n midfield is an extreme combination. no opponent can walk into the midfield with you three.
for the first goal of the seasonâ it was scored by you against essen. something unexpected happened.Â
lena had the ball and dribbled it around a few defenders from essen. she looked forward and saw that you were free from a marked opponent, so she passed the ball up to you. your feet dribbled around the last defender before you launched the ball past the goalkeeper. goal!
processing the golozo you scored, you ran to the corner and did a knee slide. lea jumped on your back which made you both fall onto the groundâ but you were happy to provide the first goal for bayern this season.Â
standing up after receiving hugs from your teammates, you saw oberdorf standing with a smile on her face.
lena wasnât sure if she could hug youâ yes youâre her teammate now, but that doesnât mean that youâre friends.Â
however, you were high off of the joy from the goal. knowing that lena assisted your goal, you launched your body onto herâ giving her a hug that was unexpected from her and your teammates.Â
âwhat an assist oberdorf!â you yelled as you released your body from her arms and ran back into position.Â
she didnât know what to sayâ but lena did want to hug you again and she didnât know why.Â
a few weeks later, bayern had to play a game which determined if they'll be in the champions league group stages.
remembering mistakes from last year, you didn't want another repeat of that.
during the match, bayern was up 2-0. thanks to a goal from giulia and madga.
in extra time, you had the ball and looked around to see if anybody was free to accept a pass. before you looked back to pass the ball to stanway-- a midfielder from the other team pulled your shirt before throwing you onto the ground.
the opponent wasn't going for the ball, so it was a yellow. many of your teammates argued that it should've been a red.
you didn't have a chance to argue for yourself. you hit your head off of the grass and pain struck throughout your upper body.
you couldn't move, as the quickness of it all had you overwhelmed.
"y/n, y/n! are you okay?" you opened up your eyes slowly to see lena kneeling beside you. you closed your eyes again and held her hand that was on your head.
"I think?" you mumble.
"the medic is coming. can you breathe?" lena asks, just to keep you talking.
"I can yes. my head hurts though." you mumble again.
gently, lena moves her hands to the back of your head- laying it there as a block between the hard grass and your head.
you didn't think too much about the gesture at the moment-- but it hits you later in your living room hours later.
over the months-- you started to see glimpses of the person your teammates always insisted lena was: kind, dedicated, and sweet.
lena's actions from earlier replayed from your mind and your heart started to flutter as your stomach felt tingly.
"lena, I just want to say thank you for helping me last week before the end of the game. i didn't forget about it." you sat down beside lea, who was talking to lena across from her in the lounge room at the training center.
lena smiles slightly, "it's no problem-- the opponents were playing dirty and that wasn't right."
"I agree, usually I'm fast but I didn't see her coming." you say as you giggle at the memory.
you had to skip out on a few training practices and most of the next game-- since the head slam on the grass could've gave you a concussion, but you felt fine after two days.
lena and you talked more, which caught the interest of a quiet lea. she sat back and let you guys talk while she observed.
the blonde saw a look on lena's face that she hasn't seen since she was with her ex. a look of happiness and desire.
as she turned to look at you, she saw the same look in your eyes. this made her eyebrows knit together-- she knew she had to tell the other girls. there was no way that this could be ignored.
the next morning in the gym rooms-- lea tells the girls about her observation before you or lena arrived.
"wait I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed their behavior towards each other!" georgia yells. klara covers her mouth and looks towards the doors, uncovering it when she realizes that lena and you aren't nearby yet.
"yeah, they're giving each other the same googley eyes that sydney gave sam last season." giulia comments.
"hey?" sydney says, pretending to be offended.
"at least they're getting along-- well, a little too well. I knew they were gonna be friends once they pushed their old rivalry aside but a potential relationship? I didn't see that coming." ana joins into the conversations.
"you didn't see what coming?" you say, walking into the door seeing your teammates surprised at something you were unaware about.
some of the girls exited the conversation and pretended like they were doing their workouts the entire time-- others look to find an excuse to your question.
"we were talking about the champions league group stages that come out this morning. we are grouped with paris fc, real madrid, and ajax." sydney says.
pernille rolls her eyes,
"lets not lie-- yes those are the group stages that came out but we were talking about you." pernille says. your heart drops at her words, what were they saying?
"about me?" you question as you sat down on a workout mat.
"you have a crush on lena and its starting to become obvious." ana says.
your heart skips a beat as you shake your head in denial, "no way! I don't have a crush on her. you guys aren't used to seeing me getting along with her that's it!"
"we are, and you're getting along with her just a tad more than with us. we see the blush on your face and the twinkle in your eyes with you see her, love." georgia squeezes your cheeks as goes she sits beside you.
"I don't know what to say."
"you can say that you have a crush on her-- but its fine since she might have a crush on you too." Sydney says.
"no she doesn't."
"well you didn't deny that you have a crush on her!" sydney smiles.
you playfully roll your eyes.
"it hasn't been that long you guys-- I need to wait a bit." you say.
"and you can-- but you can't hold it in forever." sydney replies.
another week goes by when lena and you are sitting outside a cafe in amsterdam. the first group stage match between bayern and ajax occurs later that night and everyone is excited.
originally, everyone was going to go to the cafe.
little did you and lena know, everyone was going to back out of the cafe plans. just leaving lena and you to go by yourselves.
neither of you minded that nobody else was going. in the middle of the hangout while you were talking-- lena slips up.
"this a nice date, i mean when-" lena cuts herself off when she processes her words. you smile at her as she goes to rub her eyes in frustration at herself.
"a date?" you tease.
"i'm sorry it just slipped out." lena mumbles as she takes a sip of her coffee.
"don't apologize. I can see this as a date with you obi." you smirk. lena's eyes widened, in shock, before she smiles back at you.
after winning against ajax 3-0, thanks to a brace from you and a goal from franz, lena and you switched jerseys.
"well, hello #8 ms. oberdorf?" an ajax player and your friend from the national team, lily, walks up to you as your back was faced towards her.
you wore the number 16, and oberdorf isn't your last name (yet haha), so the swapped jersey confused her at first.
"omg lily!" you turn around and embrace the younger girl in a hug when you notice her. she holds you with confusion on her face as you pull away.
"I was going to ask if we could swap jerseys but I see you already have someone." lily smirks. you playfully roll your eyes, knowing what your fellow american friend is hinting at.
"oh be quiet! I'll give you my jersey when you play us in munich next time ok?" you smile.
"is oberdorf the girl you were talking about back at camp?" lily says.
back in the united states, you might've told the girls on the national team that you had a crush on someone from your club team. all of them begged for you to tell them who, but you refused.
"maybe..." you say.
lena and you grew extremely close throughout most of the season, and all of the fans were starting to notice.
all of your teammates did too-- and they were sick of lena and you cutting corners and not confessing your feelings to each other.
in march 2025, sometime before the start of the pokal games, lena and you sat in a media room, trapped thanks to pernille, ana, giulia, sydney, and georgia.
neither of you were allowed to come out of the room until you both confessed your feelings to each other.
three minutes of silence in the room passed by before lena had enough.
"I love you, y/n" she spoke up.
your heart flutters and your dimples appear on your face as she stares at you. she's sitting right beside you and you could see that she was nervous.
"gosh-- the dimples on your face are so cute. you've been my number one since I've arrived at bayern and if I told myself a year ago that I'd be falling in love with you or that I'd be here right now-- I'd laugh at myself. your laugh replays in my mind all of the time and the way we connect on and off of the pitch mad me realize how much I miss you when you're away for international camp. y/n If you don't feel the same--"
you knew what she was going to do. she was going to invalidate herself and start the whole "if you don't like me back" part of her confession.
she didn't have to though. you pulled your body on top of hers and kissed her. as if this happened a million times before, lena held onto the outside of your thighs and pulled yourself on top of her lap.
still kissing, five minutes ago by before you pull away.
"lena, i love you. i feel the same way about you. please be mine and let me be yours." you whisper against her lips.
you didn't give her a chance to respond before you made out with her lips again. she kissed you back and slipped her tongue into your mouth after you moaned slightly. the tension building up over the months was a lot.
"I'm yours." lena says as she forces herself to pull away from you. forgetting that the two of you are still at bayern training grounds.
"and I am yours." you repeat, starting a new relationship with your once old rival.
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This Thing about Blankets and Second Chances
Summary: Peter gets sick and looks for help at the tower as Aunt May is out of town. Instead of Mr. Stark, only Sam and Bucky are there, and they nurse him back to health, but for some reason, the kid begins acting out of character.
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(Maybe u can guess which prompt this was supposed to be lmao)
"Stark, your intern is the spawn of Satan. He was difficult being sick, but now that he's better, he's the worst."
Tony's amused laugh echoes through the speaker.
Sam's following words sound almost pleading.
"Why is he being so stubborn, Tony? He had been freakishly nice and agreeable before. What did you put into his head?" If the man thought his words were contradicting, hell, they probably contradicted, but Sam couldn't care less.
He needs Stark to listen.
"Eyes on the screen, Feathers, I don't want to talk to your ear. Yeah, that looks almost better."
The man in question looks calm. Too calm, sitting back in the seat of his jet, the first button of his dress shirt opened. Tony takes a sip out of a cheap Iron Man mug. It must have been a present, or it wouldn't find itself anywhere close to the man.
"I didn't do anything," begins Tony, pointedly ignoring the glare. "We just talked, checking that the kid didn't sneak into the lab unsupervised when he's not on top of his game."
"And why does he act like none of what we say matters after being on the phone with you? A few weeks ago, he wouldn't look Bucky in the eye, and now he doesn't move, doing the whole grumpy teenager act."
"I might be the smartest person in this merry band we call a team, but I cannot even cut open his teenage head to get on why the kid does what he does. Call it one of the mysteries of childhood."
It has to be a conspiracy. There is no other explanation for whatever this is. Sam glares at the smug grin on Stark's face. It was like the man's eyes were mocking him.
"See what I have to deal with all the time? Get a taste of your own."
"How do I get him to stop? I don't care if it's the holidays or not. He cannot sleep the whole day. Bucky was about to throw a water bucket at him after pulling him by his ankle but did nothing, and the brat just shot his webbing at him."
Tony takes another sip of coffee, but it's too late. Sam had seen the poorly hidden twitch of the corner of his mouth as he barely suppressed bark-out-loud laughter. Sam takes a deep breath.
"Stark," he begins. He makes sure to talk slowly, like he would to a four-year-old child and not a self-proclaimed billionaire-genius-whatsoever.
"That kid. He wears his webshooters. To bed."
"Oh, does he?" The man doesn't even pretend to be surprised.
"That means he likely didn't get to sleep at all."
Sam's eyelid twitches.
"What?"
Tony takes a glass of water from the tablet held out to him.
"Thanks, Marcy."
He checks his wristwatch, eyebrow rising before glancing back towards the screen.
"He patrolled until 5:43 am. It's the weekend. Let the kid live a little."
When the kid came in asking for Mr. Stark while hacking up a lung, Sam thought it would end with them calling Happy and getting the sick teen chauffeured to his aunt.
"Aunt May is in Malaysia. For the rest of the month. Could I have some water, please?"
Even Bucky's face twisted as he awkwardly rubbed the teen's back, who mumbled the words between dry heaving in the bathroom. It hadn't been pretty. They got Dr. Cho to check him only to tell them that the freaky spider-metabolism lets the kid speedrun through a mean case of the flu. They had contacted Stark, and the man had been adamant at first to fly back instantly, but Pepper had asked them to give her and Tony a minute. The man later said he could not make it and basically threatened them to take care of his mentee. Sam wonders at what point in life he ended up babysitting an enhanced teenager while his mentor was away on some rich people trip.
"Did you forget the part where I told you he had been in bed and sick for the past few days?"
He wipes a hand over his face.
He's too old for this.
Sam also couldn't understand how Stark, out of all people, refrained from going into helicopter parent mode, being hundreds of miles away from his kid and said kid fighting a cold. He had seen the man freak out over papercuts before.
"Don't be rough on him, Wilson, he's sixteen. The kid just crawled out of the crib and took his first steps. Be a little understanding. You won't get him out of bed treating my penthouse like a military camp for troubled youths."
Be a little understanding.
Sam thought he was trippin' hearing these words from no other than Tony Stark, the most eccentric and selfish person going by the man living in a Tower with his name planted on the side.
"That's because you coddle him too much!"
Tony sniffs slightly.
"Are you suggesting I am not taking your call seriously? Because you would be very much right about it."
"Stark-"
Tony glances over his shoulder, a grin breaking over his face before he turns back towards the screen.
"The missus is calling. I will check in later, having a firm chat with the human incarceration of teen rebellion. Don't worry, I'll set the itty bitty troublemaker straight."
"Tony-"
"Don't worry, we will have a stern talking."
There is a twinkle in the man's eyes.
The screen goes dark.
Sam curses.
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"The video of Barnes patting the kid's back until he falls asleep like a toddler? I saved, archived, and showed it to my wife. She loves it. It's very domestic and very unlike Barnes. The perfect blackmail material." Clint lolls on the couch, a hand behind his head, eyes gleaming with delight.
"What do you need help with now? If it's about cough-sirup, just put it in some juice and say the weird taste comes with the congested nose. Works like a charm."
Sam pinches the bridge of his nose.
"He's fine now, Clint. Completely back to health."
The archer draws an eyebrow up.
"What's wrong then?"
"He won't get out of bed."
"He won't get out of bed," repeats the other man, lips quirking in unconcealed amusement.
"It doesn't matter what Bucky and I are saying or doing. He stays in bed and demands to sleep. Stark said he was patrolling, so he's bound to be tired. But he cannot sleep the whole day. If he does, he will be awake all night, and I will not deal with the outcome."
"Did anyone tell you you're a hypocrite?"
Sam ignores the jab and walks back to Bucky, who is behind the stove, a concerningly high staple of pancakes next to him that's still growing. Clint follows, leaning on his arms and watching them from across the counter.
"Let me get this straight. The kid comes in on Thursday being all sick and pitiful, and you two," he points at them to clarify he wasn't talking about another duo at the tower housing superheroes, "took care of him. And the kid had been his awkwardly polite self, trying to play it down to not inconvenience you like the self-deprecating little bug he is?"
A hand sneaks towards the pancakes.
"Exactly."
"And now that you two nursed him back to health, he doesn't do what you tell him to? Acting like a tired teenager, whining about being sleepy, going on about the bed being the most amazing place on earth, and not caring what you want?"
"Ouch!" Clint glares at Bucky, who unapologetically pulls the pancakes out of reach, spatula ready for another hit.
Sam raises an eyebrow. "Sometimes I forget you are a father. That's what happened. Any idea how to get him to crawl out of that blanket cocoon?"
The blond straightens up, wiping the grease off his hands with a kitchen towel. Laugh lines are decorating his face.
"No. I have no idea. Good luck, you two."
It caught Bucky's attention, looking up from where he poured another portion of batter into the sizzling pan.
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, I am sure you two can handle this just fine," answers Clint. He grimaces slightly as his shoulder makes a popping sound while stretching, uttering something about not having enough training before giving the two a small salute.
"See you around. Tell the Spider-Kid I said hi."
"You can tell him yourself," shouts Sam after the blond, who turns around, a big grin on his face.
"I wouldn't want to wake him. He's a growing boy. He needs his "Z's".
Bucky shakes his hand. He's elbowing Sam slightly in the side.
"Let's try talking to him again."
The man pulls the pan off the heat and glances at the clock.
Barton is right. Bucky has become incredibly domestic. Sam observes how the other put the pancakes in the oven to keep them warm. They make their way over to the hallway, determined to end this. It is bad enough that two of their friends got a kick out of it, seeing how they get messed with by a baby-faced teen, leaving them alone to deal with the little devil.
"What about your medicine? Have you taken it?"
Bucky's hands stopped before his knuckles could knock on the door to the teen's room. They hear the shuffling of bedsheets before Peter's voice comes through muted.
"I kinda run out of it?"
"Peter Benjamin Parker, why didn't you say anything?" asks the woman on the other line, sounding exhausted, implying that this must be a topic of many conversations but not without a hint of amusement.
"I honestly forgot, but I haven't been sick in months. I was about to tell Mr. Stark, but with Decathlon and the updates for the suit, it slipped my mind. But I'm completely fine now, I swear!"
"Maybe I should ask Tony if you could stay at the Tower."
A low whining sound emits from behind the door, something they have never heard from the kid before. It was like hearing the personified essence of a protesting teenager. "I can take care of myself, Aunt May. I'm sixteen! I came to the tower when I felt unwell. I even asked for help!"
"And that's the barest minimum of what I expect you to do when you get sick, Peter. Is Tony around? Could you hand him the phone?"
"Sorry, May, he's not here. He's at a conference in France."
There's a short pause from both sides.
"Who took care of you then?"
"Oh right, I haven't told you that. It's just wild! Do you remember Mr. Wilson and Mr. Barnes?"
"You have mentioned them, yes."
Both men cannot help but grimace at the wary tone. They wonder what the kid has told his aunt about them to cause that reaction. Peter seems unaware of the distaste in his aunt's voice as he cheerily continues chatting away.
"So, I came to the tower feeling kind of under the weather and asked for Mr. Stark, but there were only Mr. Barnes and Mr. Wilson, who told me Mr. Stark wasn't there. I wanted to call you, but suddenly, I got incredibly queasy, and I ran to the bathroom and lost my lunch. I was so embarrassed getting sick in front of them, but Aunt May. Both of them were super nice about it. Especially Mr. Wilson seemed genuinely worried. They got Dr. Cho to come to the penthouse and look at me. She gave me some medicine against the flu, and it didn't take two days until I was completely better. Oh, and Mr. Barnes even cooked me chicken-and-noddle soup! It was nothing like the soup you make me."
"You know perfectly well that my soup comes out of the can, mister."
"Oops," is all the kid says, the grin carrying over in his voice.
"I'm glad to know Tony has to deal with that side of you too. Everyone should know that my nephew is part-time Spider-Man and part-time gremlin."
The kid honest-to-good cackles, not sounding any bit remorseful.
"But Peter, if those two stop being good to you, promise to let me or Tony know. I feel uncomfortable with you being around someone who had been that indifferent before."
"Don't worry, May. I think both sides needed some time to warm up to each other. I will let one of you know if something happens. I feel way more comfortable around them now, knowing they care, you know? I think it's genuine."
"I'm glad you think so, darling. I wish I could be there for you. Call me if something happens, alright?"
"Will do. Love you."
"Love you too, baby. Let me know when Tony's back."
"Yeah. See you soon, May."
"Take care of yourself. See you, Peter."
There is some shuffling before silence settles behind the closed door. The men share a look before Bucky knocks softly against the wood.
"Come in."
Sam raises an eyebrow. It was like they had never left. The kid is still rolled up tightly in the blanket, only a mob of brown hair peeking out between the gray line sheets.
"Friday, what time is it."
"It's 13:37, Mr. Wilson."
"And at what time do teens usually get up at the weekend?"
"According to the latest statistics, teenagers from 12 to 17 years old get up between 9:00 and 11:00 am."
"See, even the super-computer agrees with us, kid. It's time to get up, so move your butt."
The cocoon shifts slightly. A pair of brown, very awake eyes peek out of the opening, squinting at them.
"Friday is an AI, not a super-computer."
"Okay. Alright. The AI said your usual teen should get up between 9:00 and 11:00, and you have already taken it much further than that."
"Well, I'm not your usual teen," comes the quip, as if the kid had waited for it.
"No, you're not. A little shit is what you're are," presses Sam out, muttering to himself as he runs a hand over his head, wondering why he's even arguing about this.
A sound catches his attention.
Glancing at Bucky, seeing the man raising an eyebrow, he knew the other had heard it too.
A giggle.
Soft and breathy, muffled by pressing his face into the blanket, but it had been there, undeniably.
Now it's official.
The kid's messing with them.
Bucky seems to think the same.
"Hey! What are you doing? Let me down!"
In one swift motion, the blanket roll of a teen is scoped from the bed and thrown over a broad shoulder. Curly strands of hair bounce up and down with every step that the teen gets carried further away from his bed, wriggling and protesting on the way. Sam follows with a smirk, having to hand it to the ex-assassin. With the teen tightly wrapped up, he couldn't do much but fight against being picked up and carried like an angry caterpillar. Bucky got a firm grip around the kid's middle, preventing him from getting his arms out of the makeshift cocoon, which turned into a silky spider trap.
Their destination is the living room, where Bucky drops the living cargo on a couch.
"Friday, lock the kid's room until he ate something and washed up."
"I'm pretty sure it's a criminal offense to lock someone out of their room," protests Peter, who robs forward until he is on height with a pillow. Sam squints his eyes at him when the teen snuggles into the couch, eyes closing again.
"Oh no. We didn't bring you here for you to pass out on the couch. Get up, kid."
"Can't hear you am sleeping," mumbled the teen and dared to let out a giant yawn before wriggling, turning his back towards the stunned adults.
The nerves of that kid.
"That's it. I'm calling Tony. You see what you can do."
Sam leaves the room, ready to give the billionaire a piece of his mind, leaving Bucky alone with their troublemaker.
Peter listens, waiting for what the other man would do now. He can hear Bucky's calm heartbeat, his body tensing slightly when steps approach.
"You know," begins the older man, surprising Peter by lifting the blanket alongside his legs to sit down and let his limps fall on his lap."back then, when Steve was younger, he had been a handful. We have lived close to each other. When one of our parents was away, we'd sleep over at the other's house. Then I learned that my best friend could be the grumpiest little punk being tired. And getting sick quickly, he'd been tired often. The surprise when I came back, and suddenly the skinny kid who asked to pick a fight is now getting on everyone's nerves by getting up at 5:00 am and asking people if they wanna 'round the park with him."
"What did you do then?"
"When that punk didn't want to get up?"
"Yeah."
Bucky smirks at the curiosity in the teen's voice.
"I taught him a lesson."
Peter's eyes shoot wide open as something heavy gets thrown over the blanket cocoon, successfully pinning his legs.
"He would hold on to his blanket, refusing to let it go. But there are ways to make him crawl out of that hideout."
While speaking, Bucky shoves a hand into the opening of the blanket roll. His arm vanishes halfway until he finds what he's searching for and begins to pull.
"No!"
The man smirked as he pulled at the teen's ankle until a pair of pale feet stuck out of the cocoon, legs wriggling in an attempt to shuffle back into the safety of the blanket. By pulling at the teen's legs and the latter being too stubborn to let go of the blanket, Peter got pulled into the depth of the blanket-cocoon, the only visible part of the teen his kicking limps.
"No? I thought you were curious?" teases Bucky as he fights to get the kicking feet into a headlock.
"I didn't ask for a demonstration!" comes the muffled protest, followed by a squeak when one of Bucky's fingers accidentally runs over his sole.
"Should have specified what you wanted then," replies the older, glancing down at the successfully caught feet in his grip. Thanks to the unfavorable position of Peter laying on his stomach, having wrapped the blanket tighter than ever around himself during his wriggling, and Bucky throwing one leg over the teen, he has a remarkably secure hold of his legs. Despite his head deep inside the blanket, Bucky's words are loud and clear, sparking a sense of nervousness inside him. Even though his spidey sense doesn't act out, Peter can feel something nearing his vulnerable feet.
"You know what Steve still can't stand?"
Instead of an answer, a high-pitched, muffled screech ejects from within the blanket, followed by frantic wriggling and choked laughter as Bucky begins to worm a finger between the kid's toes, feather-lightly scratching at the skin. A grin forms on the man's face at the very familiar reaction. There hadn't been a second of the day where Peter regretted burying himself in his blanket. Surrounded by the cozy warmth and the familiar scent of fabric softener, there wasn't a place he'd rather be. Not even once, did Peter imagine that his favorite blanket would become his downfall. His wonderful, beloved blanket has revealed itself to be a wicked spider-trap. It's almost scary how a blanket, physics, and one super soldier are enough to leave him flopping around helplessly on the couch like a fish out of water. Under other circumstances, he'd easily tear a way out of the textile, but with his arms pressed close against his body and the blanket tightly wrapped around him like an overgrown Boa Constrictor, getting out was surprisingly though. Oh, and, there was also Bucky, who had a leg thrown over him, effectively pinning him against the couch, but Peter wouldn't have been able to concentrate on getting out anyway, even if he wanted to.
"I've gohohot ihihihit, I-Ihihi've gohoht ihit! Youhu cahan stahahap, okahahay? Pleahase, Buhuhucky!"
He's growing crazy.
Around him is nothing but sheer darkness. He's blind, swallowed, and betrayed by his blanket and at the mercy of whatever Bucky has in stock for him. Peter's toes are curling at the attempt to fend off the fingers, but they are giving chase. When he shakes them off, they merely switch feet to provide the other toes with the same treatment. It's alarming how Bucky knows how to turn him into a pile of squirming limbs, unable to contain his laughter.
"I would say this is even more effective on you than Steve back in the day," comments Bucky with a grin as he lets a single finger glide over Peter's sole. The whole blanket cocoon jumps at the action.
Bucky's grin rivals a Cheshire cat.
"That was something. Might be more sensitive than your toes, huh?"
"NO! It's nohot! Yohuhu're mistahaking, seriously."
"Do I? Your reaction tells me otherwise." As if to underline his words, Bucky strokes his fingers again, slowly and teasingly, down the soles of his feet.
"Stohop it! That's nohohot fuhunny!"
"I'm entertained greatly. But if you're not having fun, we've gotta do something about it."
"Nohohoh, please dohohon't!"
Even Peter knew it would be hard to take him seriously with the sheer quantity of giggles pouring out of him.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Bucky looks up, his arms never ceasing their hold around Peter's ankles.
"Though I'd try some reliable methods from back in the days. Till now, it looks promising."
Durning Bucky's answer, Sam glances at the squirming heap of blankets. The head of the kid had vanished. The only part indicating he was still there was the madly kicking legs in his friend's grasp.
"Is that so," he asks, slightly skeptical.
As an answer to his question, a panicked squeal followed by even more panicked struggling echoes through the room as Bucky, without warning, attacks one foot with five wriggling fingers.
Sam's mood improves all of a sudden after being witness to Bucky's little demonstration. Having Stark laughing at him again and telling him that he should just let the teen do what he wants, Sam had been more than done with this. But with the new knowledge and the ability to take some well-deserved renege, Sam's bad temper is history.
"Let me try."
His lip twitched upwards as his words caused the teen below him to try to wriggle out of the blanket with new-found vigor.
"You've got to be pretty ticklish if you're that afraid of what's to come," observes the man, sharing a grin with Bucky.
"He's worse than Steve."
"Am not!" comes the sulky answer as fast as a bullet.
"That so?" teases Sam with a smug grin while sitting down.
"Seeing your reaction, I'm not convinced."
The cocoon stops wriggling for a moment.
"Maybe it's time to get checked by an optician."
Bucky barks out a laugh, earning a glare from his friend.
"I hope you have a tight hold on the little runt," growls Sam, and before Bucky can answer, he dishes out a relentless tickle attack on the teen's helpless feet.
Maybe he shouldn't have provoked Sam.
That's the only thing Peter can think about, apart from one all-consuming thought.
It tickles.
Oh god, how bad it tickles.
"Visit an optician, my ass. What do you call this Buck? Does that look like not ticklish to you?"
Sam found out quickly that light touches got the best reactions. With feather-light touches and
a mean precision, he strokes the tips of his fingers, in quick succession, over the soft skin. Even if they couldn't see his face, the sounds from within the blanket were enough to tell them that Sam works very effectively.
"You could almost think he lied to us," states Bucky dryly, but not without a grin.
"Am nohohohoht lyhihihing!"
"Right. What you're doing doesn't count as lying. You're in denial. Not sure if I know what's worse."
"What doho youhu knohohohow anywahahay?"
"I know you're not in a position to talk big."
Peter had anticipated another attack on his feet. Honestly, he had counted on a lot of things. Getting pulled out of his DIY prison had not been on the list. The surprise is written all over his face as his hand shoots up instinctively to protect his tightly shut eyes from the piercing ceiling lights. His reflex is also his downfall as a pair of hands capture his wrists with ease and promptly hold them over his head. Completely taken out of order by the bright light, the teen reacts belated as a weight settles on top of his legs, pinning him to the couch. The lights dim as Friday seems to have caught onto his trouble opening his eyes, and it takes a few moments before he dares open his eyes again.
"Well, where were we?" asks Sam, cracking his knuckles.
"The kid said you should get your eyes checked."
Sam squints at Bucky before directing his eyes down to Peter, pointing a finger at his chest.
"See what you did? Now I'm going to hear about this for the next weeks."
The kid dared to chuckle. Sam was sure he didn't imagine it. The kid was even making fun of him in this situation. How did it come to this level of disrespect? He raises an eyebrow at the teen, which causes the exact opposite of what he had in mind. The teen fought a grin.
"Are you laughing at me?"
Peter's eyes are twinkling with mischief.
"There is that optician shop right around the corner. I know the manager from one of my patrols. Her name is Patrisha, and she's super nice. I could put in a woHOHORD FOHOR YOUHUHUU! NO, STAHAP IHIHIT!"
"Stop?" asks Sam, whose fingers have found a way under the teen's sleeping shirt and whose thumbs are kneading into the sensitive side of Peter's stomach. "After everything you just said, you little gremlin?"
Peter pulled and tore on his arms, but Bucky's hold didn't budge an inch. His upper body lay helplessly exposed to Sam's attacks. Sam seems very aware of that, too, and doesn't miss splashing out every technique he can think of while searching meticulously for Peter's weak points as if it were hard to find them. Both adults quickly realize that the squirming teen turns out ticklish all over. The kneading had been evil already, but when Sam began softly tickling over his bare stomach, the tips of his fingertips barely touching him, Peter thought he was ready to crawl out of his skin. He kicks his legs, bucking in their hold, and his face is about to split in half by how much he's grinning.
"STOHOHOHOP, stopstopstopstohohop, pleahahase! Sahaham! I cahahan't tahahake thihhis!"
"Oh, come on, don't spoil the fun. Spider-Man surely can handle a little tickling. Wait a second. Didn't you say you're not ticklish? If I do this, it shouldn't bother you. If you didn't lie about it."
Sam grins smugly, pushing the shirt upwards. He reveals a pale but well-defined stomach.
"That skin is as white as a sheet. You ever go out?" comments Bucky, and Peter doesn't know why but finds himself laughing even louder. Or it could be the cause of Sam's fingers, which have found their way towards his ribs and dug into them with vigor. The teen jolts as a finger digs into a particularly delicate spot, right under his bottom rib.
"Would you look at that?" Bucky and Sam share shit-eating grins while Peter gasps for air between a giggle fit.
"What have we gotten here?" Sam asks. He puts his hands on Peter's ribs, his thumbs lying right on the spot that had made the teen jump a moment before. That alone was enough to make him flinch again.
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's a bruise from a few days aGOHOHO. NO!"
"You got hit?" asks Sam incredulously, before massaging into the spot with circling movements of his thumbs.
Peter can only nod, lips pressed tightly together, and eyes squeezed shut as he tries ignoring the electrical impulse jolting his entire body with pure willpower. He might have succeeded if there wasn't a third hand sneaking down and blunt nails dragging over his right armpit.
Brown eyes shot open widely, and Sam used the moment of surprise to press both thumbs into the spot while vibrating his hands and shaking them as the rest of his fingers dug between the teen's ribs.
"NAAHAHAHAHAHA. THAHAHAHAT'S UNFAIHIHIHIR! AHAHAHAHA BUHUHUHCKY, YOUHU'RE SUHUHUCH AHAN ASS-ACK! I'M TAHAKING IT BACK!! I'm taking it back, I'm tahahaking ihihit bahahack! I never said anythihing!"
"It's fascinating how a little tickling can bother a non-ticklish person as much as this, right?"
Bucky had to put both hands back to use holding the teen down, who was trying everything to free himself. Peter squirms back and forth under the series of attacks as high-pitched squeaks, followed by loud laughter, pour out of him. "Youhuh bohoth ahahre terrible! Terriblehe ahahand meahan!"
"You told your aunt something different."
Sam almost felt evil.
Wide eyes stared at him with something akin to horror.
"How do you know what I've talked about with my aunt?"
"We might have overheard some stuff."
Both men thought now they took it too far. But instead of distrust or anger, the teen wears a cheeky expression, eyes gleaming with a familiarity resembling Stark a bit too much for Sam's liking.
"Good to know that at least you're hearing's still alright."
"You little shit. Just wait till I'm done with you," threatens Sam with a growl. Before Peter can let out another savvy quip, the man bends forward and blows a giant raspberry on top of his stomach.
Peter didn't see that one coming.
A short scream escapes his throat, his back arching off the couch as the flight reflex kicks in harder than ever, collapsing into a madly giggling heap of weak limbs.
"I think you just found Spider-Man's weak spot. Gotta remember that for the next training session."
Those words would usually be enough to leave Peter shuddering, but, at the moment, he couldn't grab one clear thought as Sam's head was already on the way down.
"Let's see how many of these you can handle, tough cookie," teases Sam with a smirk as he blows a third, fourth, and fifth raspberry on Peter's stomach and when he can reach his sides.
"Ohoho my gohohod, pleahahase, stahahap it!" presses Peter out before breaking into another giggle fit, adorable squeaky laughter bouncing off the walls and filling the room.
"You know, all that wouldn't have happened if you had just got up when we told you to. How about now? Will you get up? Are you awake?"
The grin on Peter's face reaches up to his eyes, mirth dancing in them despite the teen calling them out for torturing him. Sam observes the kid growing frantic as his fingers wander higher up.
"I can get you wide awake in a second. Wanna bet?"
With these words, Sam bends his head down again, but before his lips can meet skin, he stops and digs his fingers into Peter's armpits instead. A mad cackling follows, and Peter pulls and pulls on his wrists, the feeling of fingers fluttering over his armpits driving him up a wall.
"I'M AWAKE. IHIHI AM COMPLETELY AWAWAKE! Ohoh my gohohod, Sahaham stohop. Pleahase nohot my underarms, I'm goihihing tohoho gehehet up whenehehever you tell mehe toho!"
"Only when I'm telling you?"
"Whehehehn you're bohoth are tehehelling me!"
"You know, I don't care if you listen to Bucky."
Bucky turns away from the teen to send a glare to Sam's way. "You wanna fight?"
The teen uses the distraction and pulls strongly. He manages to get one arm out of Bucky's hold. He grabs Bucky's hand, prying the fingers off his other wrist.
"Oh no, you don't," says Sam and claws his hands into the teen's stomach. The fingers retreat from Bucky's hands as the teen cackles and tries shoving Sam off of him. Bucky takes the distraction as a chance and quickly captures the free hand as Sam weakens the kid by digging his thumbs into his hipbones.
"You listen when we tell you, alright?" he asks with a grin as he threatens to let his fingers hover over the kid's exposed tummy. Peter's eyes weren't even focusing on him, only watching his hands while unwillingly sucking his stomach in as Sam smirks at him.
"Ihihi wihill!"
"And now admit that you're ticklish."
At first, both adults didn't think it would be possible for the teen to grow redder in the face, but they were proven wrong after Bucky's words.
They couldn't stop teasing the teen for it.
"Come on," urges Bucky, using one hand to hold the teen's wrists as he pokes him in the side, earning a panicked chuckle.
"Admit it. I'm a itty bitty ticklish spider."
Peter glares at them and shakes his head, but the continuing poking from both men causes him quickly to fall into another hiccupy giggle fit.
"If you refuse, we have to handle this a different way," taunts Bucky with a sigh as if he regrets the next thing he's about to do. Peter struggles against the grip, but Bucky pulls his arms further, stretching his upper body and leaving it to Sam's mercy. The other man makes sure to dig his thumbs into the teen's stomach before blowing one raspberry after another on the quivering belly under him.
"Sam! Sahaham, pleahahase. Thihihis is torture! I'm going tohoho, to tehell Steve that you-ACK, ahahaha, thahat you two tormented meheh!"
"Nice try, but Steve doesn't like snitches."
"Steve also doesn't like bullies," argues the teen with the best glare he could muster.
Sam and Bucky exchange glances.
It doesn't take two seconds for Peter to regret his threat.
"I'm sorry! I'M SOHOHORRY! SAHAHAHAM, BUHUHUCKY! Noho mohore, pleasahe. I'm tahaking ihit bahack! I wohon't say anythihin to Steve, okay? NAHAHAHA STAHAP, SAM! NO! No,no nohohoho not thihis agahahain, pleaahase. I'm tihicklish, you heard me? I admit ihit, pleahase stahap."
"Okay, one more thing."
The kid sent them a pleading look, and Bucky felt like kicking a puppy if he didn't let him go now. Peter quickly pulls his shirt down once set free and crosses his arms over his chest. He climbs to the end of the couch, a wary look in his eyes. He doesn't trust any of them right now.
Sam rolls his eyes at the teen's overdramatics while Bucky smirks. Deciding to ignore the kid's glare, Sam sits down next to him.
"Why are you acting so different around us now?"
Peter raises an eyebrow at the question.
"I thought you eavesdropped on me and my aunt?"
"Maybe, but it still doesn't make sense."
There is a new shade of pink growing on the kid's ears and neck. He looks down and picks at his pajama pants.
"I kinda got intimidated by you two. I always thought you didn't like me very much, and there isn't more to it than being on the same team during missions. I've never dared to be just me around you guys like I would with Mr. Stark or Clint. But when you two took care of me when I was sick, I realized that you express your affection differently than I'm used to."
"Are you telling me that now you know what we are like, you're going to continue acting like a little gremlin cause you feel comfortable around us?"
There it is again.
That dreaded shit-eating grin.
"Maybe."
Sam groans.
"Great."
Peter smiles before looking up at the man.
"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"About the thing with the glasses-"
"Come here, you little shit!"
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milton rapidly intensified from a category 1 to a category 5 hurricane in under 24 hours. it will hopefully SLIGHTLY âweakenâ in wind speed before fall due to wind shear, but i donât like using the word weaken because itâs a major hurricane no matter what and itâs likely not enough to offset catastrophic damage.
tampa bay area has not been directly hit since 1921, the infrastructure may not be adequate. a category 5 tropical cyclone is without exaggeration the most powerful class of storm capable of being produced on planet earth
iâm in sarasota which is right in the crosshairs of hurricane milton. i think i will be safe physically because i am so so so so lucky to live in a building made of solid concrete + hurricane proof glass and iâm not in an evacuation/flood zone. i live on the first floor so if a tree falls on the building it will hit the roof which is the second floor. so iâll probably bunker in the bathroom which is the safest room in my complex in the center of the building away from windows.
what iâm more worried about is being without power or water for a long time. itâs very hot and humid and without air conditioning florida is swamp-ass swamp-taint sweat hell.
we have a huge stack of water bottles that we copped in preparation for helene and thank god we didnt have to use it. flashlights and batteries, portable chargers, usb powered fan that i can use a car phone charger and a 9-volt battery attached by a little metal spring from a mechanical pen to activate (awesome hack i did back in 2017 with irma), a box of snacks, plenty of weed edibles (for me), wine (for my mom) and we will be feasting on peanut butter and bread.
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Prompt 24 - Modern AU
@wolfstarmicrofic April 23, word count 937
Sirius gripped his coffee as though it were a lifeline. It was the biggest, strongest coffee he could find, watered down with copious amounts of milk. He took little sips as he logged into his computer at work, brought up his list of tasks for the day and slowly began muddling his way through.Â
Heâd gone out last night with James, against his better judgement, not that it took much persuasion on Jamesâs part. All he had to do was bat his hazels at him, and Sirius was putty in his hands.Â
Heâd been having a great time, downing drinks, shaking his arse to the vintage jukebox and then woken up in some fit ladâs bed, hence the massive coffee and the mind-numbing hangover. Heâd crept quietly out of the little flat and stumbled his way down the harsh concrete steps that smelled like weed, piss and, for some bizarre reason, hairspray. Sirius had rushed home, hopped in the shower, changed his clothes and hurried to the coffee shop on the corner. He couldnât even remember the manâs name. He put it out of his mind, reasoning that heâd never see him again anyway.Â
It took an age for the little digital clock on his computer screen to blink to 12:00 and signal lunchtime.Â
Feeling the need for greasy food, he went to pull out his mobile to order a McDonaldâs when he realised he didnât have it. He checked all his pockets and his bag. It wasnât there. The panic had just set in that it had been stolen at the bar last night when his computer alerted him to a new email on his personal account.Â
âHi, erm, I guess Sirius. Sorry, I didnât get your name last night đŹ.
So anyway, I have your phone. You must have left it here when you snuck out this morning. (You are not sneaky, by the way! Like an elephant in size nines!) But yeah, anytime you want to come by and get it is fine. Iâll be in all day. Crap, I hope you get this email, or Iâve just got myself a new phone. Itâs actually a big upgrade to mine. On second thoughts, itâs mine now, mwahaha đ!
ThanksÂ
Remus Lupin.â
Sirius stared at the words for a few minutes, taking them in, before picking up the work phone from his desk and phoning himself.Â
âHello?â A voice on the other end answered. âHi, Iâm not Sirius. He left his phone at mine last night.â
âHi, Remus. Itâs me. Sirius.â He added in case he hadnât realised.
Well, I guessed when you used my name. I highly doubt anyone in your phone book knows who I am. Especially ginger toss pot number 1. Thereâs more than one ginger toss pot?â Remus snickered.Â
âWait, how do you know that, and how did you get my email address? Have you hacked into my phone?!â He felt outraged. How had he even gotten in, though? It was password-protected.
âSirius, 6969 is not a strong password. Plus, I could see where youâd jabbed at the screen to unlock it. You really need to clean your phone.â Remus went on.Â
âYeah, Iâll get right on that.â He paused for a second, trying to rein in the snarkiness. âI donât finish work until 5. Is it alright to come over after that?â
âSure,â Remus answered. âIâll be in.âÂ
âGreat, thanks.â Sirius forced a smile on his face so Remus could hear his sincerity.
âWhoâs Specky Dick Nuts? Because theyâve been blowing up your phone all morning before I woke up and found it. They seem to have stopped now, though.â
âOh, thatâs my best mate James. Oh shit, if heâs gone quiet, heâs probably tracking my phone. Er, be prepared. He probably thinks I need rescuing.â There was a loud thudding on the other end of the line.Â
âEr, I think your friend might be here,â Remus whispered into the phone.Â
âPut me on speaker so I can talk to him.â He heard the faint click as he was put on speaker and the sound of Remus unlocking the four locks on his door.Â
âHi, you must be James,â Remus said.Â
âWhere is he?!â Jamesâs voice was stern and full of concern.Â
âJames, mate. Iâm fine. Iâm at work. I just forgot to pick up my phone this morning. This is Remus, by the way. He kindly let me know he had it.â He prayed that was enough to call off the Potter inquisition.Â
âOh, cool. Hi, Remus.âÂ
âHi, James.âÂ
âSorry, I thought you were some lunatic. And you were keeping him prisoner.âÂ
âOh, donât worry. Happens all the time.â The phone line was filled with laughter, and Sirius had to hold his receiver away from his head.
âHey, James, can you take my phone, seeing as youâre there?â
âSure thing.â
âThanks, Remus.â He managed to say before James hung him up. He felt oddly dejected for some reason but brushed it off.Â
When he came back from lunch, he found a new email, this time from Remusâs actual address.  Â
âCan I take you out on a date?âÂ
It said. Sirius felt a surge of joy and so replied. Â
âWhat do you have in mind?â
âDinner? Movie? Massive shagathon?âÂ
Sirius choked on his own spit at Remusâs reply. He coughed as he typed back. Â
âJesus, Remus. Are you always so forward?â
âWhat can I say? You made an impression đ.â
âYeah, go on then.â
And that was how Sirius found himself for the second morning in a row in Remus Lupinâs bed. But this time, he didnât sneak out.
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar au#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#remus john lupin#james potter#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#omg remus#sirius totally drinks giant coffees#how did he not notice his phone was missing?#that boy is on it constantly#james potter to the rescue#hi i'm remus#remus and james bff's#are you always so forward?!#modern au
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Chapter 2
Masterlist
Itâs what I like to call my day off; Anton gives me Sunday so I can rest and enjoy the day. I would love to see his face if he knows that instead of going out, Iâm sitting in the living room seeing my little sister Mia struggling to brush her hair while we do our daily video call.
âThatâs why you should use a conditioner.â Mia is a diver, even though she has practiced since she was 5 years old, she normally is careless with her hair, she takes a deep care of her body but her hair seems to be in another world. Mia keeps making funny faces as she tries to get the comb out of her hair.Â
âAuch!âÂ
Liam even getting his keys, he chooses knocks first, waits for a couple of seconds and opens the door.
âMorning, morning.â Liam enters with my new supplies of ice bags, bigger ones.Â
âWhat about ifâŚâ As he passed to the kitchen leaving the bags in the cooler, he noticed who Iâm speaking to. âOh, hi Mia.âÂ
Mia with a comb stuck in the top of her hair and taking a bite of her sandwich smiles and waves her hand.Â
âHi Coach.â Liam smiles and lets us talk.Â
âShow me, show me.â My hands fake the sound of tambourine on the table, Mia takes out a silver medal under her shirt, she got it this afternoon. âCongratulations! Oh, I would love to be there.âÂ
âI love having you here too, but first you need to recover, I mean, I want the next medal we celebrate be from you, and if I donât ask too much, a golden one.â Mia is my personal cheerleader and Iâm hers, since she was little it was easy to recognize her in my junior competitions for her big pink poster in the crowd.
âBreathe and feel the air in your lungs.â We spoke at the same time, the words our dad always repeated to us when we were so overwhelmed.Â
Talking about the king of Rome, we hear him shout for her. âI have to go, Iâll call you tomorrow, ok?â Mia smiles before ending the call, still I was able to see her picking her sandwich and running to dad.
âHey, you have really cleaned the apartment.â Liam is observing the kitchen and the living room, I stand not before grabbing the ice bag one more time and putting it over my shoulder.Â
âItâs my way to pass my free time.â Liam lends his head and his face turns serious. âCome on Liam! Donât look at me like that, I go out for groceries⌠Oh! And I found a really nice place where they prepare delicious french toast.âÂ
He doesn't need to tell me anything just grabs the keys one more time, takes the ice bag from me and drags me out of the apartment.Â
âFuckâ I whisper lowing my head not before dropping the scapular to the floor. âSorry, it's justâŚâ
âItâs ok Y/N, itâs a different exercise, take it easy.â This week the towel is left aside and I start to use the scapular, for a scapular stretch. To be honest I try to use scapulars.Â
âHere.â Liam gave me an ice bag, and lately it became my best friend. The ice bags help to reduce the swelling and minimize the pain, always wrap around a towel. âLet us talk a little, I will make sure to call you for a check up.â
That means they will talk about things I shouldn't hear, yet. So, I grab my bottle of water, my phone and the ice bag with me walking straight to the garden.Â
âThatâs a better hack.â I turn around when I hear Max's voice. My bottle now has a strap avoiding it rolls out of my wrist.Â
âOh, yeah, it makes my life easier.â Max nods and points to the chair next to me.Â
âCan I?â I nod so he can sit. âAre you all right? I mean, the ice bag is not a good sign, right?â
âItâs a small inflammation, Iâm ok, thanks for asking.â I donât want to mention right away anything he probably hears the first two minutes someone mentions when meeting him for the first time.Â
âYou? Are you all right?â My questions take him by surprise but he presses his lips in a smile and nods.Â
âJust a little bit of physical conditioning.â The silence that follows, he cut it out with a question. âYou mention about being ready, what do you mean?âÂ
âAmm, well, there is a competition in a year, but the test begins in 10 months, so if I want to be there, first I need to be in the tests. It's a long story.âÂ
âI love to hear it.â I am getting goosebumps all over my body.
We talked for 40 minutes, in the middle of our talk he already mentioned what he does and his really impressive achievements and his goals, naturally, not trying to brag about just as heâs telling his day by day.Â
I felt comfortable talking with him about my goals too, how I terribly miss grabbing a bow and shooting arrows over a field, even allowing myself to tell him things I usually don't tell anyone who I just meet.Â
âY/N, ready?â Liam appears in the crystal doors with my bag over his shoulder and his in the other one.
âI have to go, thanks for listening to me.â The ice bag stops being ice now just a liquid gel forgotten in my lap.
âPlease, thanks for hearing me too, Y/Nâ Max stands with me, however he remains in the garden as I walk where Liam is waiting for me.Â
âReady.â I plan to take my bag but he moves faster and takes it out of my hands. âIs everything alright?âÂ
Liam smiles and puts his hand carefully over my right arm. âJust good thighs, just good things. SoâŚâ
âHEY Y/N!â Max shouts at me. I donât know if Liam recognizes Max or he is pretending not. Â
âIâll wait for you outside.â Let me alone so Max can reach me.
âItâs ok if I⌠well⌠If I talk with you when we meet here, you know, just a simple talk.âÂ
âAre you really asking me if you can talk with me?â Eyes hide just a little bit between his eyelids, smiling.
Can it be cuter?
âI mean, I donât want you to feel uncomfortable around me.â He jokes, making me laugh.
âI'm already feeling the pressure.âÂ
Maxâs smile is contagious, now I know that.
That's how our small talk happens every time we meet in the center, varying each one of them; sometimes long, sometimes short but each time I get something meaningful from him and I give him something meaningful from me.
âThat's nice! Well done Y/N.â My exercises of internal rotation have been pretty well, the swelling slowly decreases; Anton hopes in a few weeks, we will introduce advanced ones.
A soft knock on the door calls for our attention, one of the nurses of the center told us she has an envelope for me.Â
Mia has been sending me photos, not for email, not for a message, a palpable ones; for at least I make the apartment look a little bit like home.
âI have to fill some papers, Iâll wait in the reception.â By the time Liam ends that phrase leaving the room with Anton, the third beep of the call I made was interrupted.
âWhat about if instead of a boring Sunday shut in your four walls you spend a full package all included for a F1 race?â The train tickets, the name tag with my photo, and a strange brochure from 3 different restaurants are in my hand.Â
âMax, I really, really appreciate itâŚâ He wonât let me reject him so easily.
âNo, no, wait, let me finish, have you ever been in a F1 race?â
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Thank you so much for reading.âĽď¸
#fic#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 x female reader#max verstappen imagine
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I've Always Liked to Play With Fire (part 26)
NESTA ARCHERON X ERIS VANSERRA X FEMALE!READER
summary:Â Eris has yet another surprise for you, and a secret is revealed
warnings:Â feyre slander, slightly nsfw towards the end
word count:Â 5.7k
DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE
a/n:Â this is a filler chapter, sorry if it's boring! wedding is coming up next chapter i think. also so sorry the taglist got messed up somewhere halfway through teh fic and it wasn't actually tagging people so if you haven't been tagged like 15 chapters i fixed it now im so sorry!
part 1Â //Â part 2Â /Â part 3Â /Â part 4Â /Â part 5Â /Â part 6Â /Â part 7Â /Â part 8Â /Â part 9Â /Â part 10Â /Â part 11Â /Â part 12Â /Â part 13Â /Â part 14Â /Â part 15Â /Â part 16Â /Â part 17Â /Â part 18 / part 19 / part 20 / part 21 / part 22 / part 23 / part 24 / part 25 /
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A throbbing headache greeted you as you peeled your eyes open, the bright rays of sunshine coming in through the window directly onto your face. You groaned, mouth dry as sand. Regret over those last few drinks washed over you as you rolled over, body shaky as you pushed yourself up.
âMorning!â Gwynâs voice sounded through your blurry vision â her normally soft tone was ear-splitting due to your hangover.
âUgh, please tone down your mouth noises.â You grumbled, rubbing your temples and yawning.
The redhead rolled her eyes, handing you a tray. âThatâs what you get for drinking so much. A servant brought us a tray each for breakfast. Drink water and the tonic, youâll feel better.â
You sighed, trying to fight off the hangover shakes as you reached for the tray. On the golden platter was a glass of water, a vial of liquid meant to ease how shitty you felt, and a plate with toast, eggs, fruit, and thick slices of bacon. The food smelled heavenly, but your stomach churned in protest. So you quickly downed the tonic before slowly sipping water, your throat no longer feeling like a desert.
Nesta had joined Gwyn on the bed in the far corner in an effort to get Emerie to sit up. The Illyrian female protested, eyes squeezed shut as she cursed the sun for being so bright. Despite your state, you snorted. At least you were better off than Emerie.Â
âCome on,â Nesta insisted. âYou have to at least have a sip of water.â
Emerie shook her head vehemently, then cursed, dizzied. âNo. Iâm gonna die if I move another inch.â
Gwyn reached down to Emerieâs tray and grabbed the glass of water, bringing it up to her lips. âHere, that way you wonât have to move.â The hungover female protested, but Gwyn tilted the glass up anyways, forcing the water into her mouth. She sputtered for a second, but eventually swallowed some of the cold liquid.
With Gwyn now settled coaxing water into Emerie, Nesta headed towards your bed, smirking. âMorning, sunshine.â She said coolly. Her hair was loose and messy around her shoulders, eyes slightly red from the lack of sleep. But she still looked incredible, despite having drank more than you.
âNot fair.â You complained, rubbing your dry eyes again and scowling at your mate. âI drank half as much as you and you seem perfectly fine.â
Nesta plopped down beside you, shrugging. âPerk of drinking myself half to death for a few months, I guess.â She joked, then motioned to your bacon. âAre you going to eat that?â
âGo for it.â You shook your head. âI canât imagine eating anything right now.â
A wider smirk came over Nestaâs face as she popped the bacon into her mouth, blue-grey eyes going up and down your body. âI can.â
You blushed, smacking her with your pillow. âWhat has gotten into you?â You hissed playfully so that Gwyn and Emerie wouldnât hear. Your body had responded to her words instantly, heating up even more and making you squirm.Â
She shrugged, taking the second piece of bacon off your plate as well. âIâm just glad I can finally show appreciation for my mate without worrying about someone hacking my head off for it.â
âFair enough.â
The four of you picked away at your breakfasts in silence, much to you and Emerieâs relief. The tonic began to work after twenty minutes, your headache slowly easing up and the fog around your brain clearing. Eventually, Eris and Azriel came through the doors, stifling their laughs at how hungover or sleep deprived you all were. After saying goodbye to your friends, Emerie grumbled something about the likelihood of throwing up all over Azriel as she took his hand, preparing to winnow. Gwynâs cheeks flushed slightly as she took Azrielâs other hand, the spymasterâs shadows curling around her slender wrist. You raised an eyebrow at her, but she blushed harder and refused to meet your gaze.
After Azriel, Gwyn, and Emerie left, Nesta left for the bathing chambers to freshen up while you flopped back down into the bed, pulling the sheets over your head. âIâm staying here all day,â You declared. âNobody wake me.â
You heard Eris chuckle, feeling the bed shift as he sat down beside you. He yanked the sheets down, and you whined in protest. âEris!â You cried out. âPlease, Iâm so hungover. I just want to rot in this bed all day.â
âToo bad,â Eris said with a delighted grin on his face. âBecause I have another surprise for you.â
You groaned, turning onto your stomach and burying your face into the pillow. âI cannot handle another surprise right now.â
âTrust me. Youâll want to see this. Now get out of bed.â
âFuck you.â
âYou wish. Now get up.â
When you didnât move, strong hands grabbed your waist, pulling you into the air with surprising strength and flinging you over the High Lordâs shoulder. You yelped, the blood rushing to your head as Eris gripped the back of your thighs, holding you steady as he walked.
âPut. Me. Down. Right. Now.â You hissed through gritted teeth, stomach churning as the world swayed around you.
âAbsolutely not.â Eris quipped, squeezing your legs once and he strode down the hallway. âBesides, youâre too hungover to use any of those sneaky moves the shadowsinger taught you. So suck it up, do not vomit on me, and thank me later for dragging you out of bed.â
You groaned as Eris carried you up a winding staircase with ease, your upper body swaying across his back. âWhere are you even taking me?â You asked, defeated.
âYour surprise is out on the private balcony.âÂ
âWhat is the surprise?â
Eris snorted. âMother above, you and Nesta are the worst when it comes to surprises, you know that? Nosy creatures.â
âYou could have at least given me time to prepare.â You grumbled, realising you were still in your pyjamas.
âSo youâd rather I have told you I had a surprise in advance and then let you stew over it for a whole day, leaving you in limbo before finally revealing it?â
You rolled your eyes, knowing he had a point. You didnât answer, and Eris laughed victoriously. âThought so.â He said smugly.
Finally, after climbing up a mountainâs worth of staircases, Eris finally set you down. You wobbled, legs unsteady and clinging to the High Lord for balance as you adjusted to being upright again. A large wooden door stood in front of you, elegant whirling carvings along the edges. You shivered at the bone chilling cold of the stairwell, and Eris was quick to drape his warm cloak over your shoulders.
âThanks.â You said before shooting him a glare. âBut if you throw me over your shoulder like that again, I will nail your balls to the wall.â
Pure predatory smirk overcame Erisâs face as he met your gaze evenly. âOh, please. We both know you enjoyed being tossed around.â
Your cheeks burned, unable to deny that his words rang partially true. You slapped his arm, and hissed at him, âThis surprise better be worth it.â
âOh, I know it is. Once again, feel free to use your spare time to brainstorm all the ways you can thank me later.â Eris simply winked, turning the knob and pushing the door open. You squinted, eyes taking a second to adjust to the bright morning sunlight that glared at you.
Stepping through the doorway onto the breezy balcony, your eyes began to focus. A tall, male figure stood a few feet away, the rays of the sun shining behind him and casting him in an otherworldly glow. Strands of red hair blew in the breeze, the light reflecting off of a familiar golden eye.
âLucienâŚâ Your voice was barely above a whisper as tears began to pool in your eyes at the sight of your friend coming into view. His golden skin shone in the light of Autumn, his red hair half tied back, revealing his chiselled, handsome face. It was filled with a mix of emotions as he stared back at you â awe, happiness, regret, all at once.
âHey there, (Y/N).â Lucien said softly, lips pulling up in a smile.
All nausea and dizziness vanished as you surged forward, running towards your old friend. Your heart raced with excitement as you leapt into his outstretched arms, burying your face in his shoulder. There was no hope at stopping the sobs that choked up your throat, so you let them out. Lucienâs strong arms wrapped around you, holding you up as you clung onto his tall form.
Time was askew as you hugged him. It could have been hours or seconds for all you knew. You hadnât seen Lucien since those few minutes after you escaped Rhysâs prison, all those weeks ago.Â
Eventually, Lucien gently set you down. You turned around to ask Eris how he had found and gotten his brother here so quickly, but your mate had slipped away, leaving you alone with Lucien. When you turned back to your friend, his remaining eye simmered with emotion. âIâve missed you.â He said, squeezing your hands in his own.
âIâve missed you, too.â You said through tears. âIâm so sorry, Lucien.â
He frowned. âWhat do you possibly have to be sorry for?â
âFor everything,â You gulped. âFor everything youâve been through, for how youâve been treated. For not trying to find you soonerââ
Lucien interrupted you sternly. âNo. Do not say that. None of this is your fault. Youâre safe, thatâs all that matters. Iâm sorry, too.â
âWhat do you possibly have to be sorry for?â You threw his words back at him playfully, despite the sadness still lacing your voice.
Lucien squeezed your hands again, regret crossing his kind face. âFor not fighting harder for you.â
Your heart cracked a bit at his broken voice. Lucien was the best male you had ever known, always putting others above himself no matter the personal cost. âYou showed up with armies from the Spring Court to get me back. Iâd hardly call that not fighting for me.â
âI meant before that. Feyre and Rhys told me that you were enjoying Velaris and your new missions as a spy, which was why you hadnât come to visit me. They even went so far as to bring me a scarf claiming it was from you. I simply believed them, and didnât question it. It wasnât until Azriel found me and told me the truth about your situation that I realised what was going on.âÂ
âLucienââ You tried to speak, to reassure him that he was not at fault here, but your friend cut you off sharply.
âNo, it is not okay.â He said sternly. âI should have known better. I had never trusted Rhysand, but decided to take his word for it anyways. I was living in the human lands minding my own business while you were being tortured by that scumbag. And I will carry that guilt with me for the rest of my life. I failed you, (Y/N). And I am deeply sorry.â
You smiled sadly. âListen to me. You did not lock me up. You did not deceive people. You did not have anything to do with what happened to me. That was Rhys and Feyre. They failed me, not you. And I made it out, thatâs all that matters. You risked your life going back to Tamlin and raising the armies for me. If you really wish to seek penance for your guilt, consider that your debt paid.â
Lucien sighed, shaking his head. âI just canât believe they put you through that.â
âI can.â You snorted, leading him over to the soft couch by the marble railing, overlooking the vast forest below.Â
âWith Rhys, yes I agree.â Lucien said as he settled down next to you. âBut Feyre⌠the girl I knew who went under the mountain would not have ripped open a court of innocent people for petty reasons. Before Rhys took her away, she gave her own jewels to a poor citizen who did not have enough money to pay the Tithe. It seemed that every time she went away to the Night Court with him, pieces of her slowly chipped away and were replaced with new ones that Rhys created. She was so young, so vulnerable, and now sheâs completely under his spell. The fact she could let any of this happen to you disgusts me, and I am ashamed that she manipulated me into believing she was a better friend to me than I ever was to her.â
The autumn breeze soothed your warm face, the fresh air clearing your foggy mind as you drank in the beauty of the view. Lucien was right â the Feyre you had heard about in the stories of Under the Mountain was not the Feyre you had met. As much as you resented her, you couldnât help but spare her a shred of pity. âShe chose her path,â You said steadily. âJust as I have chosen mine.â
Lucien fiddled with the rings on his fingers, playfully elbowing your ribs. âYour path as High Lady and my awful brotherâs wife, you mean.â
You rolled your eyes, shoving him back. âHeâs not so bad.â
Lucien laughed sharply, a beautiful sound you had missed dearly. âOk, sure. Come talk to me in a few centuries when youâve had enough of his bullshit and are debating throwing him off a cliff.â
âEris seems so enamoured with me, Iâm sure all Iâd have to do would be to tell him to go fling himself off the cliff and heâd happily do so without question.â
âUnfortunately, I think youâre right.â
The two of you chuckled, just like old times. You adjusted Erisâs cloak, wrapping it tighter around your body. His scent filled your nostrils, filling you with content. âLucien,â You said hesitantly. âCan I ask you something?â
âAnything.â The male replied with confidence.
You took a breath before speaking. âEris is my mate. He has been extremely good to me throughout all this, but youâve known him and this court almost your whole life. What am I truly getting into by marrying him?â
Lucien was silent for a moment, as if contemplating his answer. Regardless, you knew nothing he could say would change your mind. You wanted to marry Eris, and you knew he would look out for you. But marriage and the workings of Autumn? it was still unknown territory for you.Â
âEris has always been a puzzle,â Lucien said slowly. âFor as a long as I can remember, heâs been difficult to figure out. Everything he does is for a reason, and sometimes I can never figure it out. He switches personalities so fast it makes my head spin, and I could never tell what kind of male he truly was because of it. He was an excellent brother when Beron was not around, but the second he entered the room Eris became a different person.
âBut itâs different with you. Heâs different around you and Nesta, like heâs beginning to thaw. I think it will take a while for him to get used to not having to pretend to be Beronâs prodigy. But with time, he will soften up. Eris knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. He will protect you with unyielding loyalty, even if at times he may seem aloof. There will be times where you grow frustrated with him, and he may shut you out. But from what Iâve seen, I have no doubt that the three of you will be able to work things out. As for this court, give it time. The people can be frosty. Do not show weakness, for they will devour every ounce of exposed flesh like starved vultures. With the right leadership, I do believe it can change. But be patient, and unyielding.â
You mulled over Lucienâs words. He was right â it would be ridiculous to think everything would be smooth sailing from here. Being mates did not mean any complications in your dynamic would be immediately soothed over. It would take a long time for you to recover from and process everything that happened since you were sent to the House of Wind. Just as it would take a long time for Nesta to be comfortable with bathtubs and crackling fire. There would be challenges and disagreements, but at your core you knew it was nothing the three of you couldnât manage.
âAnd how do you feel about us all together?â You asked. âMe, Nesta, and Eris, I mean.â
Lucien shrugged. âI see no issue with it. As long as the three of you are happy, thatâs all that matters.â
âI wish the rest of this court felt that way.â You sighed. âThey didnât react well.â
He barked out a laugh. âNo, I canât imagine they did.â
You tilted your head back, letting the sun warm your face as you sighed. âSo, when did you manage to sneak in here? I assume your banishment is lifted.â
âYes, it is. Eris brought me here yesterday. I spent the day with my mother. Thank you, by the way, for what you did for her.â
Your heart swelled with happiness. You knew how much Lirilla loved Lucien, how much it pained your friend to be away from his mother for so long. She had a soft spot for him, as he was the least cruel out of all her sons. Every day you thanked the Mother that Lucien had not turned out like Beron.
In the distance, three dragons circled the air, sunning their wings in the rays of sunshine. Their gentle cries rumbled throughout the air like a song carried by the breeze. You snuck a glance at Lucien, whose eyes were fixed on the beasts circling the mountains in the distance. âEris really did it.â He mumbled as Athariel spun upwards and around Zorzimril.
You whipped your head around. âYou KNEW he had dragons?â
Lucien was awestruck as he continued observing the creatures. âTechnically, yes. But I never believed him. When I was younger, Eris showed me 3 unusual rocks, claiming that they were dragon eggs. We played with them for hours, and I helped him build a nest to keep them warm. He swore me to secrecy, saying it was our own little game. He told me one day the eggs would hatch, and would grow into three big dragons. Then he, myself, and my mother could each climb on one and fly away from everything.â Lucienâs voice grew sombre, his eye darkening as he continued. âThen one day we found the rocks broken, and Eris told me the dragons had flown away after hatching. I was devastated, I had wanted to see one so badly. But he said they were gone, and I was to never breathe a word about them to anyone. I guess the slippery prick found them and raised them in secret on his own.â
âHow did Eris keep dragons a secret from everyone?â
âKeeping secrets is one of his many talents. As I am sure you know very well since he hid the fact he knew that he was your mate.â
You snorted at the jibe, rolling your eyes. âWow, so you really know everything then, donât you?â
Lucien laughed, stretching his arms and resting his hands behind his head. The image reminded you of a cat sunning itself in the window. âUnfortunately, yes.â He said. âEris and my mother filled me in. Among other things.â
You frowned. âAmong other things? What does that mean?â
Lucienâs expression was grave, and he turned to face you. His golden eye gleamed in the sunlight but was equally intense as his regular eye as he stared you down. âPromise me that what Iâm about to say, you keep to yourself, Eris, my mother, and Nesta.â He said seriously.
Confused, you nodded. Lucien took a deep breath before continuing. âBeron was not my father, apparently.â
You blinked in surprise, but bit your tongue. Lucien had always looked slightly different than his brothers, but you had never really thought twice about it. âMy mother had an affair with Helion of the Day Court,â Lucien admitted, his voice hollow as if he didnât even believe the words that were coming out of his mouth. âIâm his son, not Beronâs.â
Your jaw was slack. âWowâŚâ You muttered. âDoes Helion know?â
Lucien shook his head. âNo. But my mother has always been in love with him. It will take her a while to adjust to a reality without Beron hovering over her shoulder, to allow herself to love him openly. If that is what she desires, of course.â
âAnd what about you?â You asked your friend. âWhat do you want from all this? I mean⌠how does it feel?â
Lucienâs expression was distant, as if his mind was elsewhere. It wasnât hard to tell by the way his jaw tensed that he was thinking of his childhood with his father, remembering every cruel word and ruthless fist he endured. How maybe if things had been different, he could have been spared Beronâs suffering and been raised by Helion â a father who did not delight in torturing his sons. Lucien had a rough life, one that did not seem to be getting any easier. From being banished from Autumn Court to living in a state of uneasy limbo with his mate who seemingly wanted nothing to do with him, Lucienâs life was never truly stable. He was always bouncing from one place to another, never truly fitting in.Â
You hoped that with his banishment lifted, Lucien would choose to come back to Autumn. After months of being separated from your best friend, you wanted nothing more than to have him back by your side.
âIâm not quite sure,â Lucien finally answered. âOn the one hand, I am glad I am not actually Beronâs son. But Helion being my father changes very little. I was raised by Beron, and for better or for worse I am the way I am because I was a part of his family. In my blood, I am Autumn Court and always will be.â
âBut Helion has no other children,â You pointed out carefully. âWhich technically makes you the heir to the Day Court, whether you like it or not.â
He shook his head. âIt is a power and title I do not want. Iâve never desired to be a Lord of anything, especially not one of an entire court.â
You smiled softly, leaning your head into his shoulder and sighing contently. âI know. Thatâs why youâre such a good male.â
Lucien wrapped his arm around your shoulder and squeezed you closer to him. âI will let my mother choose what to do about Helion.â He continued. âShe may well want to forget the whole thing and leave the past behind. If that is her wish, I am content to go along with it. If she wants to rekindle a relationship with him, then she may tell him that I am his son, and we would go from there. Besides, not all of us are High Lord power hungry like you.â
You laughed, squeezing your eyes shut. âYouâre going to make fun of me for becoming High Lady of your court for as long as we live, arenât you?â
âOf course.â Lucien purred. âSomeone has to keep you humble so that power doesnât get to that pretty head of yours.â
âCareful,â You teased, grinning. âOr Iâll force you to scribe notes during all the council meetings for a decade.â
âNever mind, reinstate my banishment and bounty, please. Iâd prefer that over being your note boy for your and your matesâ stuffy meetings.â
Your laughter echoed across the wind, just as Zorzimril let out a playful screech in the distance. For a few minutes, the two of you sat in comfortable silence, until your curiosity got the better of you, and you asked, âSo⌠speaking of mates, has anything happened with Elain?â
The male sighed, rubbing his face with his free hand. You felt a muscle in his neck twitch at the mention of her name, an instinctual reaction like the mere mention of her rang a bell inside him. âNo,â He said stiffly. âAnd frankly, at this point I wish that she would just sever the bond if she wanted nothing to do with me. Itâs agonising. And Feyre and Rhys keep her cloistered away, knowing it would be too hard for me to try and visit her after everything thatâs happened. I want Elain to be happy, even if itâs not with me, but I truly donât think she would be happy in the Night Court. I just⌠I just want her out of there. To give her a chance to choose her own life.â
âFrom what Iâve seen, she seems content to let her sister choose her life for her.â You kept your words delicate, not wanting to offend Lucien. As much as he was your friend, he was still a mated male â and now you understood that protectiveness he likely felt.
âI think the Archeron sisters need to be apart from each other.â Lucien said, stiffening but not snarling at your comment. âTheyâve all been through a lot, and none of us will ever truly understand the history they have because we did not live it. Nesta needs this freedom here in Autumn to build a life for herself after everything was taken away from her. Feyre, for all her faults, needed to be loved in a way that was different from how her sisters loved her, and now she seems to have that. Elain⌠Elain has been coddled by both of them, from what Iâve heard. She needs to stand on her own two feet and figure out what she wants and how she can navigate this new life by herself.â
You picked at one of the threads of the cushion. âAnd you want to help Elain do that? Even if it means she severs the bond?â
He nodded. âYes. I will not lie and say I would not be upset if she chose to do so, but she deserves the choice. We all do. Besides, isnât Nesta planning on severing her bond with Cassian?â
âWe donât think thereâs even a bond.â You admitted, stomach fluttering with nerves at the mention of Cassianâs name. The three of you still hadnât figured out how youâd deal with that. âItâs a touchy subject. But we know he isnât her mate.â
Lucienâs brows furrowed. âBut Rhys said Cassian was her mate.â
âAnd youâre going to suddenly start taking his word now?â
âPoint taken.â He corrected himself.Â
âSomething about the whole situation is just weird.â You muttered. âMaybe a link between them is some kind of punishment from the Cauldron. Azriel is investigating it secretly.â
Your friend raised an eyebrow. âHeâs still in the Night Court? After everything he did to go against Rhys?â
âYup. I think Rhys knows heâs too valuable to lose at the end of the day, which is why his head isnât on the chopping block. Azriel is good at playing both sides I guess.â
That comfortable silence fell over you for another few minutes as you happily existed in each otherâs company. You huddled into Lucienâs warmth, begrudgingly knowing Eris was right and this had been worth getting violently dragged out of bed.
Later, you would think of ways to thank him.
An idea formed in your head as you thought of your mate. You propped yourself up, turning to face your friend. âLucien?â You asked hesitantly.
He raised an eyebrow. âYes?â
âCan I ask you to do something for me?â
âSure.â
You took a deep breath, wringing your hands together before blurting out, âWould you walk me down the aisle at the wedding?â
Lucien blinked in surprise, and then a grin spread across his face. âReally?â
You smiled. âYes. I canât think of anyone else Iâd rather have giving me away.â
âGiving you away? I thought you wanted to smash all archaic male-oriented traditions in this court.â
âDonât be an ass.â You smacked his arm playfully. âI do. But⌠I wonât have any of my family at the wedding like I always imagined as a child, and youâre the next closest thing. I just want you by my side, thatâs all.â
Lucien reached forward, wrapping his big arms around you in an embrace. âOf course I will.â He muttered, squeezing you tight. âThank you for allowing me the honour.â
The dragons screeched happily in the distance, reflecting the content you felt in your chest. So you inhaled your friendâs familiar scent mixed with the fresh autumn air. Everything you had done to get to this point was all worth it.
 *********************
You all but skipped down the hallway towards Erisâs office in the private library. After hours of talking, Lucien had left to go on a ride through the forest with Lirilla. You had briefly bathed and changed, freshening up to remove the lingering mustiness from your body after the sleepover and alcohol.Â
You felt ten times lighter as you swung open the door with a force so strong the expensive knob bounded off the wall. Erisâs head snapped up from where he sat in a plush armchair, a mountain of papers in his hand. He was dressed in a billowy white shirt, the laces at the neckline undone and ever-so-slightly pushed open, revealing part of his toned chest. Red hair was tied back loosely behind his neck, and he raised an eyebrow. âWhereâs the fire?â He asked dryly.
You simply bounded across the room in three steps and flung yourself into Erisâs arms, crawling into his lap and pressing your lips against his. His eyebrows shot up and he let out a muffled noise of surprise, but brought his hands up to your hips and pulled you closer. He tasted like cinnamon and coffee, melting in your mouth as you kissed him fiercely.Â
Your skin tingled at the sensation of his hands on your hips as they slowly crept downwards, giving your backside a firm squeeze. The mating bond was practically purring in your chest at the contact, urging you to give into your desires. But you reigned yourself in, finally pulling your lips away from Erisâs after your lungs begged for air.
The High Lord smirked up at you, face flushed from your kiss. âI take it you liked your surprise?â His hands stayed on your backside, gently gliding up your hips then back down.
You nodded, throwing your arms around his neck and hugging him. âYouâre amazing. Thank you, thank you, thank you.â
He chuckled, letting his lips drag over the shell of your ear as he spoke. âYouâre very welcome, my dear.â
You pulled away, tangling your hands in Erisâs hair, tugging on the end of the locks right by his scalp. The High Lord tilted his chin back and let out a breath, eyelids fluttering as he grinned. You leaned down and pressed your lips to the column of his newly exposed throat. Underneath you, Eris shuddered as you grazed your teeth up his warm, pale skin before pressing a kiss just below his jaw. âWhat exactly do you think youâre doing, little fox?â He asked, but his voice was strained, hands gripping your hips tightly.
âThanking you.â You purred, moving your head to the other side of his neck and repeating your actions.
Eris swallowed thickly, but chuckled. âOh, sweet thing. Thanking me properly will have to wait until after the wedding.â
You leaned back, sitting up and frowning with confusion. Your mateâs subtle rejection stung slightly. âSeriously? I didnât peg you for the wait until after marriage type.â
âIâm not,â He corrected, sliding his hands up from your hips and onto your lower back, pulling you closer to him once again. âBelieve me, I want nothing more than to take you against this very desk and bury myself between your thighs until time loses all meaning. But I have plans for how I want to fuck you, the both of you. And it involves waiting a little longer. Can you do that for me?â
You nodded, but stuck out your bottom lip ever so slightly. Eris smacked your rear sternly. âDonât pout,â He scolded. âBrats donât get nice things. And youâre a good girl, arenât you?â
âWhen I feel like it.â You shrugged playfully. Erisâs grin widened like a cat that had just eaten the canary.
âOh, I am going to have so much fun with you.â His voice was a slick purr, heating up your skin as if his very own fire was running through your veins. Eris pressed a kiss to your cheek, then tapped your hip. âNow, I hate to brush you off like this, but as you can see I have a mountain of paperwork to get through before the wedding to make sure everything is in order. Nesta needs your help in the main hall, sheâs all alone with those wedding planners and threatened to shave my head if I donât send you to her the second youâre done with Lucien.â
You crawled off his lap, rolling your eyes playfully. âAw, poor High Lord has paperwork.â You said mockingly. âYou poor pampered thing.â
Eris shot you a glare. âCareful, little fox. Soon enough youâll have your own mountain of paperwork as High Lady. That is, if you actually want to help me run this court. Unless youâd rather be like little Archeron over in the Night Court and be just a pretty face.â
You crossed your arms defiantly, knowing he was right. âFine.â You turned on your heel to exit the study, cringing slightly as you noticed the chip in the wall from where you flung the door open.
âLittle fox?â Eris called out.
You turned to face him at the door frame. âYes?â
Erisâs smirk was devilish as he said coolly, âDo not seek out Nesta to satisfy your desires. She and I have already discussed the matter and are on the same page, so she will say the same thing I have told you, that you have to wait until after the wedding. And donât you dare try to satisfy your urges on your own. If you do, I will know.â
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How To Deal With Satanic Relatives - Lloyd Hansen Series
Character: Lloyd Hansen x Rich!Female Reader
Summary: After discovering the truth about your parents, you became more ambitious to get back at your so-called relative.Â
Warning: Tortured scenes, harsh language, 18+.
Words Count: 3,200,-
This is a series. Check out Part 1 and Part 2 , Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Extra Story
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Author Notes: Part 3 finally arrived !!! Thank you for the incredible feedback from the previous post.Â
And I didn't give names to her relatives. I used 1st uncle, 2nd uncle, 3rd aunt, etc. Cause our readers to have a big family tree.Â
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After knowing the truth about your parents' accidents, your mind went blank. You didn't hear when Lloyd or Jimmy called your name.Â
You went to the garden near the fountain. Only the sound of water could calm you.Â
You sat down on the side of the fountain. You looked up to the sky and sighed.Â
To be honest, you donât see your cousins as a threat.
Even now, it hurts you, knowing someone related to you by blood, desperately wanting you dead.Â
From the outside, they made their image as philanthropy and a saint.
Whatâs the point of them going to church every Sunday if they want to kill their niece?Â
Are they asking for forgiveness for sending assassins to kill their niece or praying to God to take away their life?
While you were alone, Jimmy and Lloyd looked at you from the second-floor terrace.Â
From afar, Jimmy could feel your sadness; he sighed, "It hurts her. Deep down, she hoped they could change."
âDo you want to tell me why they gave me a deadline to kill her before Wednesday at 1pm?"
Jimmy clicked his tongue. "Next week, there's an important meeting with the shareholders. If Y/N attends the meeting, her position will be secured."
âDidnât her grandfather choose her?â
âYes. But thereâs a flaw. She only granted the name CEO. Her job is only as a spokesperson or the face of the company. She couldnât make a decision or take part in a meeting.â
"The truth behind the former chairman's will is there's no free food. He wants Y/N to work hard to earn everyone's trust."
âThat's why the meeting on Wednesday is critical. Y/N will present new projects that are worth around 500 billion dollars.â
Lloyd almost choked on his breath. 500 billion?! He starts to feel lucky to have you as his wife.Â
"It's supposed to be a secret but her relatives found out and they want to steal the project from her. If she attends the meeting along with the presentation, her position as CEO is not just a name.â
Lloyd chuckled. "I have got to say her family is more complicated than any mission that I ever had.â
"Well, youâre part of it now. And you fit perfectly."
Lloyd was silent; he didn't deny it after signing the contract. He wondered what happened when a lunatic met with greedy people.Â
Jimmy noticed Lloyd kept looking in your direction. "Go to her."
When he finds you, you look paralysed. You didn't even show any reaction when he sat beside you.Â
There was a moment of silence until he heard you say, âI bet they are happy right now if I'm dead.â
"Hmm."
He doesn't want to tell you, but they are. Since you look like a corpse, he thinks it's too much for you to handle.
At the Tech room after you left.
When you were alone, Lloyd ordered the Tech team to hack your cousin's phone and listened to their conversation.
Your cousin is in France right now at a ski resort. Celebrating your death.Â
"Finally, she's dead."
"Our prayer has been answered."
From the speaker, they sound joyful, laughing, and singing.Â
One soldier couldn't believe there was a family like that. "Boss, from the satellite the snow is quite thick. If there's an avalanche, no one will suspects anything."
Another soldier said, "Our assets in France has a lot of TNT."
Lloyd smiled. "That will do. Bonus for you both."
*Sniffed* "My mother just donated money to the church cause she's too happy." *Sniffed*
Lloyd shot the speaker; he couldn't continue the conversation.Â
"The one who snorted the cocaine just now is a police officer."
Lloyd smiled, "Anyone who got their deepest secrets will get a bonus this year."
"Yes, boss!!!"
Lloyd was surprised to see his employees become excited. "Wow, anyone became excited because of money."
'Like you don't?!'
âI thought maybe they would change because blood is thicker than water. But to my family, money is number one.â
Lloyd doesn't understand why he became sentimental when he saw you sad like this, perhaps because of his new title as your husband. You became his responsibility, and he wants to help you.Â
He grabs your chins "Youâre not alone. Did you forget you got yourself a husband? You didnât have to endure it by yourself.â Lloyd was into his role as a husband and then laughed like a naughty child.Â
The sad atmosphere faded away because of him. Your stress finally calmed down.Â
You slipped a small laugh "Pfft."
"Something funny?"
You nodded. "Being encouraged by a contract killer like you is far more effective than talking to my psychiatrist."
Lloyd liked it when he heard your laugh. So this is what it looks like when you don't carry a burden.Â
"Now that you look alive again, we need to go inside since we have a little time before Wednesday."
You walked out of the maze together; you didn't bother telling Lloyd to release his hand holding yours.Â
"If we do this plan, your company name could be ruined"
"Well at least I still have a husband. He just made a deal worth 3 billion."
Lloyd smirked at your answers, "That's right, and he's willing to kill for her."
Yup. You choose a perfect man.
WednesdayÂ
At the L/N Office HeadquartersÂ
Inside the conference room, every shareholder was busy discussing where Y/N was. Some of them prefer your relatives, and some of them are on your side.Â
"Where is she? I called her phone and her secretary doesn't even know where she is."
"If the rumor were true, she died because of a car accident, her oldest uncle will replace her."
"If he becomes the CEO, I will sell my share."
"Everyone, the meeting will start in a minute. Please take a sit with your name on it."
After every guest was seated, two people stood from their chairs and walked up to the stage.
Both of them are the eldest child of the chairman. And the 2nd son, who became a priest after his business failed.Â
Under the bright light, they could see 1st uncle and 2nd uncle looked like they were grieving. It seems like the rumour is true. Their niece Y/N got into an accident.Â
1st Uncle stood at the podium, his face moving closer to the microphone. "I have to say thank you to anyone who attended the meeting. But I have sad news that I need to share."
He took a deep breath and said, "Our dear niece Y/N L/N got into an accident two days ago."
He grabs a handkerchief from his chest pocket to wipe his fake tears and hide his smile.Â
Like his brother, 2nd uncle also clenches his fist to hold his laugh, and their sister, who sits, also acts their crocodile tears.Â
People on your team couldn't accept the news because they trusted you.Â
"That's a lie!!!"
1st uncle sighed. "I know it's hard to accept, but we must move on."
To silence the noisy guest, 1st uncle waved at his brother to speak in front of the microphone.
2nd uncle sighed. "It's unbearable, but I'm glad everyone here cares for our niece. Let's take a moment to pray for her."
Their strategy worked because everyone inside the room became quiet.
"Heavenly Father, we ask for your mercy and grace for Y/Nâs soul as they begin their journey into eternity. Please bring them into your loving arms and grant them peace and rest. We also pray that those left behind will find comfort and hope in your presence and the promise of eternal life.Â
At this moment, we also pray for my dear brother who will replace our niece as the company's new leader. Heavenly Father,-"
A sudden female voice interrupted his prayers. "I have decided to hand such a person over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, in order that his spirit may be saved on the day of the Lord."Â
That voice made everyone shiver because they knew who the voice's owner was.
2nd uncle opened his eyes and looked at the door. Not just him but everyone was shocked looking at you standing and alive.Â
"I'm not surprised anymore, you guys pray for my death."
"Y/N!!!"
Your 3rd aunty was quick and clapped her hands. "It's a miracle. The French police told us they couldn't find your body."
You didn't say anything to her and walked to the stage, making Benjamin, whose knees were weak, fall.Â
You looked down at him with a mocking smile. "What is it, uncle? It felt like you see a ghost."
"All of you should go before you embarrass yourself."
1st uncle dragged his brother and left the conference room. Your aunties also followed him.Â
Every guest was silent, but they knew what had happened in the family.Â
You spoke through the microphone, "I'm sorry for being late. I will cut to the chase. Everyone may check their phones to read the proposal documents. The project is worth 500 billion dollars."
You did the presentation as short and straightforward. After you finished the slides, you were worried because it was just silence. But then you could hear them clap their hands.Â
You bowed your head to hide your tears. Finally, after four years, you got the approval.Â
After the successful meeting, you walked out of the company building. There's Lloyd, who's waiting in his black van.Â
"Congrats, CEO Y/N."
You smiled and sat beside him. "Everything's ready?"
"They're waiting for you, sunshine."
When your relatives leave the conference room somewhere at the warehouse, Lloyd and his team kidnap them to an empty warehouse big enough for three aeroplanes.
âWhere are we?â 3rd aunt woke up from her nap and saw her siblings tied to the chair. And there's a group of men with a gun standing behind them.Â
âRemember the failed project that your son operated?â Your voice echoes inside the warehouse.Â
âThis is the land. Itâs perfect for a satellite city but because of your son's stupidity⌠What a shame.â
Your relative turned their head and saw you walking with a man they'd never seen before. Except for your first uncle, he knew who it was.Â
"ShitâŚwe are fucked."
4th aunt asked, "Who is he?"
1st uncle whispered, "The guy that I hired to kill her."Â
5th aunt screamed "Y/N you bitch!!! Let us go!!!"
'BANG'
"AARGH!! Why me? I didn't say anything." 6th aunt screamed because the bullet hit her leg.Â
Lloyd put down the gun. "No one talks rudely to my wife."
"What?! You're married? With him? And without any ceremonies?" 3rd aunt was in disbelief.Â
Lloyd was offended, but you spoke first. âIâm disgusted with your concern. FYI, I felt safer with him rather than with you. In your eyes, Iâm just a fly that you wait to kill.â
7th aunt tried to be sweet towards you. âY/N that I know wonât be this cruel.â She never talks to you with respect; this is the first time she's been nice.
You smiled and leaned down. âAunty, that old Y/N is dead. And this Y/N is out of patience with all of you.â
1st uncle clicked his tongue. "So what now? You're going to kill us ?"
You looked at him for a minute and nodded.
"You ungrateful dog!!!"
'BANG!'
"Fuck!!!" 1st, uncle screamed because of the pain in the shoulder he had never felt before.Â
"Once again, whoever disrespects my wife will get shot in the head."
You whispered thank you to Lloyd, which made him bow to you.
You sit on the chair facing your relatives. "Here's a thing about grandfather's will. He left me another note.
He wrote, "If Y/NÂ got the approval from shareholders, she's free to do whatever she wants like get rid of the rotten part of the company."
You raised a pointed finger to them. "Do you understand what he meant? The rotten part is you, my dear aunties and uncles."
Your relatives were hurt when they heard that, even after their father's death, he was able to hurt their feelings.
"Grandfather knew from the beginning that you did not fit in the company. He built this company with sweat, tears, and blood. All of you except my father did a terrible job.â
There was silence until the 7th aunt laughed like a maniac. She said, âFather blames mother for giving birth to stupid kids.â
âWhile his illegitimate child is the smartest one."
You didn't show any reaction, but inside, you were shocked.Â
âYou didnât know, did you?â
No way, you didn���t know this fact.
You know your grandma always gave a side-eye towards you and your parents every time you visited.
You always wondered why she never invited you to her tea time. She asked all her grandchildren except you.Â
You never spend time with your grandmother because you are always busy with the tutor.Â
Your grandfather's house was big, but you felt suffocated. That's why you choose to study abroad. You felt free.Â
After your grandmother died, you don't mind studying at Harvard. When she died, she didn't leave you anything. While others got jewellery, a plot of land, her yacht and her villas.Â
You don't care cause your grandmother says hurtful things about your mother cause she's not from a wealthy family.Â
So all of this is because they are jealous.Â
âThatâs why we hated you. If he gave you 5% of his fortune, we donât mind. But you, who is not 100% related to us, got all his wealth?â He scoffed. âItâs not fair.â
âThatâs why you killed my parents?â
"Your father acts like he doesnât want to, but he accepts the offer. Your mother, I hated that smudged face when she found out she won.â
Your relatives were waiting for your reaction since you put your head down.
âThank you for telling me.âÂ
You start to walk away from them. âNow I have no regrets about making your life miserable.â
1st uncle gritted his teeth, "Our children will get you, Y/N."
"Ah, do you want to know where your kids are?â
You snapped your fingers, and a few people appeared to set the projectors.Â
The projectors show the news of an avalanche at the ski resorts.
Ten victims and still counting, and many people are digging in the snow to find other victims.
7th aunt had a cold sweat because she recognised the place. Her fears become a reality when she sees someone being pulled out from the snow.
âAlex?â
âChristopher?â
Thatâs when they knew their kids were buried under the snow. They screamed in agony.Â
While you look unbothered, âThey got into an accident. Just like my parents."
"Fucking bitch."
'BANG!'
Before you know who got shot, your eyes are covered with someone's hand. You knew who the owner was because his moustache tickled your neck.
"I think it's enough. You shouldn't see what happened next."
"ButâŚ"
"ShhâŚshhh⌠let your husband do the dirty work." He still covers your eyes with his hand and brings you to Jimmy.Â
"Don't let her hear anything." Jimmy nodded and got you outside, far from the warehouse.
After Lloyd was sure, you had left. He snapped his fingers, and immediately his soldiers got into their positions. While others dragged the 7th aunt's body.
1st uncle wasn't ready to watch his youngest siblings get shot between her eyes.
"You crazy bastards. You're supposed to kill her, I already sent you the money."
"Ooh, that one." Lloyd opened a briefcase and showed them, "Here's the money, along with the penalty."
"Don't tell me,-"
Lloyd nodded. "Yup. You niece offered more money, and she's right. She's worth more than 40 million dollars."
"We could give you more money."
Lloyd shook his head and grabbed the screen tablets. "You have no more money. And it's nice to be the good guy for once. Usually I become the executioner."
He stands before the 1st uncle and reads the file, "You really don't give a shit with poor people do you? The collapsed factory and buried hundreds of workers?"
"It's not my fault."
"Yes, it was your sign who gave the permission to build with low quality material."
2nd uncle "You use the church money that supposed to widows and orphanage and gave it to your son who addicted to gambling."
3rd aunt "You stole the insurance money that was worth 1.5 billion dollars. And made a fake charity for breast cancer patients."
4th, 5th aunt "Wow, two of you made a fake investment, killed your in-laws and stole their assets."
6th aunt "And the last one, the most evil one. You tortured your maid because you thought she stole your pearl earring. Turns out, it was you who forgot. Always blame someone for your mistakes. And to make it worst, you and your two sons like to torture animals. Gosh, you guys are disgusting."
Lloyd shook his head. "Y/N were right, you are far worst than devil." His hand grab pincers from his pants pocket.Â
Other soldiers also follow his suits. Each of them stands in front of the elders.Â
Lloyd holds the 3rd aunt's fingers. She was scared, but screaming was useless because their mouths were taped.Â
"I always hate long nails."Â
He pulled one nail that made the 3rd aunt cry, "Mmrghh!!!"Â
Lloyd looked at his soldiers. "Pull the nails slowly to make them remember the pain."Â
"Yes boss!!!"
A few hours later, Lloyd came out from the warehouse. He wiped his hands from the blood. Then he walked to the black van and knocked on the window.Â
The car door slid open, and Lloyd jumped to sit beside you. He saw you were busy typing, "What are you doing?"
"Decorated a retired home for them. Since prison can't hold them."
And here he was, worried, so he went to check on you. Lloyd was amazed that you are not affected knowing your half relatives were tortured.Â
He shook his head with disbelief. "You're one in a billion Y/N."
"That's right."
Few days later,Â
After the fiasco with your aunt and uncles, you had a peaceful day. You finally could go back to your own home.Â
But Lloyd told you to buy a house together to make it more believable that both of you are husband and wife.Â
You agreed since your old home is the most valuable thing because of the memories you had with your parents.Â
Everything is going well. You also felt more comfortable with Lloyd.
Lloyd went to the company with you. Because of the contract, he needs to follow you everywhere you go.Â
He is okay with it since he was curious about your work.Â
But you hoped he would just stay at home or something like that. Because he won't stop whining.Â
"Honey, I'm bored." Lloyd rests his body on the chair inside your office.
You didn't bother to look at him because you were busy signing some documents.
"I'll be done in a minute. After this we have to visit construction sites."
"Urrgh." Lloyd rolled his eyes and continued playing with his phone.Â
You chuckled, seeing him being childish. Office life doesn't suit him.
"You are very welcome to help me."
He shook his head. "Do you have other relatives you want me to kill?"
"No."
He sighed, "I need more action, I don't want to be a house husband."
"Lloyd you are not,-"
"Y/N!!!"
Suddenly a man barged into your office and hugged you. Lloyd immediately stood in his position and held his gun.
But what he saw was the mystery guest hugging you.
"Excuse me wife, are you cheating on me?"
"What?! NoâŚ"
You were confused like him. Lloyd pushed the uninvited guest away, making the person fall to the ground. He pulled you close to his side.Â
After you take a breath, you finally recognise who it is. Blonde, tall, with broad shoulders, has cute dimples every time he smiles and is the man who broke your heart.
You cleared your throat "Lloyd, let me introduce you. Ethan⌠my ex-fiance."
Lloyd wasn't surprised anymore. He whispered in your ear, "Should I kill him?"
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depression hacks masterpost
these are things that will help with mental illness that aren't 'go outside, drink water, and everything will be fine!!!1!!!11!1!11!' those are good fs but they don't work on their own. these will actually help in one way or another :)
hell yeah let's go
open your windows. the fresh air and sunlight will do you good and it takes like 5 seconds.
go buy some plants, there are like a gazillion that are next to impossible to kill. and don't come at me with 'ohhh I'll probably find a way hahaha" NO. the plants will be so helpful! they produce oxygen, bring nature indoors which psychologically improves your mental state, and they're just nice to look at! you can name them! sculpt and/or paint little pots for them!
STOP LISTENING TO SAD MUSIC. I cannot stress this enough. it just makes things worse. please stop. make a playlist of all your favorite stupid, happy, pump-up songs and listen to them all the time until they get annoying. then repeat!
acquire a gazillion stuffed animals. so much serotonin for such a small price
get a water bottle and put fun stickers on it, and designate that water bottle to be only for water. nothing else goes in it. that way you can drink out of it for kind of a long time before needing to wash it. keep it filled with water and actually drink out of it. drink as much water as you can, all the time.
chew gum! idk why but it works bro. especially watermelon.
hug people and ask people to hug you. hugs are so amazing it's like pure happiness but with the added perk of Deep Pressure. it can be from your friends, family, s/o, whoever.
make sure there's a lot of light in your room. not good to wallow in darkness. put up fairy lights, get fun lamps, light candles, keep your blinds open, etc.
dress like how you want to feel. be colorful, fun, and comfortable. don't wear hoodies, sweatpants and ratty old shoes, I know it's appealing but it's just going to keep you in that depressed state. I like to wear dresses, colorful jeans, graphic tees from 5-Below, combat boots, and lots of funky earrings. (seriously 5-Below is a lifesaver for literally anything!!!) you can get a lot of these things for super cheap - I got a 20 pack of fun earrings like duckies, mushrooms, mini water bottles, etc. for like $11, and a lot of my colorful jeans are like 6 bucks at the thrift store. whatever your style is or whatever you want it to be, work to make that happen. because getting dressed is one of the simplest things you'll do in a day, so why not make the most of it?
doodle. it's fun and simple, and it'll give your hands something to do other than pick at your skin if you do that kind of stuff (see below).
on a similar note, make art!!!!! it doesn't have to be good!!!!!! just make art all the time, as often as you can. write crappy fanfiction. make friendship bracelets. sculpt a funky lil cat. draw your comfort characters. art is so healing and it will do wonders for you. even just like run your hands through a giant bag of beads like I do :P
get fidgets and bring them everywhere with you. this is more of an anxiety/stimming thing for me but I pick at my fingers, lips, pimples, eyebrows, etc., and it hurts a lot and will probably leave scars. fidgets are just amazing. I'm partial to tangles and infinity cubes :) gum and chewelry are good for this as well (for when I bite my fingers/clothes or chew the skin off my lips)
if you find yourself with a whole day with nothing to do and you don't have the energy to get up and do anything, go to the park. bring a blanket, some snacks, and headphones, and just lay there and listen to music. sleep. watch youtube. literally anything you would normally do when you don't have energy, except it's outside in the sun and grass and nature around other people who are doing the same thing! 10/10
get a pet if you can. even just fish, but really a fluffy, snuggly animal is probably best such as a dog or cat. OH MY GOD THEY HELP SO MUCH. ANIMALS ARE MAGIC. I don't think I've ever been sad while holding or petting my grandma's dog. (our family doesn't have one right now lol)
spray perfume/body spray on you. faster and easier than deodorant and it usually smells better
if you're gonna scroll, scroll pinterest. honestly, it's probably best to get rid of things like tiktok and snapchat, but that's kinda unrealistic for most people so I get it <3 pinterest is probably gonna be better than other social media cause it's more creative?? if you know what I mean?? and usually it's reading things and not mindlessly watching videos
if you don't have the energy to do stuff with your hair, put it up in a bun! fast simple and easy. takes like 5 seconds, even for someone with super thick curly hair like me. (or cut it short! but most of us aren't brave enough to do that lol)
eat fruit. sweet and comforting, but healthy!! so much better for you than junk food, and honestly it tastes better most of the time too. I recommend strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, watermelon, and cantaloupe. easy to take with you on the go and sooooo good <333
play calming video games such as animal crossing, minecraft, stardew valley, cats with soup (if you're into mobile games), etc. puzzle games are good too! if you want something more combat-y, I would recommend the zelda games or forager. still chill and mellow but has more combat and story/lore
garden if you can. I know this kind of ties in with having plants in your room, but if you're able and you have the energy, keep a flower and/or vegetable garden. there's something so beautiful in putting your hands in the warm dirt, smelling your freshly-planted flowers, eating sun-infused vegetables that taste infinitely better than store-bought. it's so nice, but I know it's not for everyone so don't worry about it if you don't get around to it <3
sleep in the bus/car on the way to school if you're tired. not a perfect solution but better than falling asleep in class
inhale through your nose, not your mouth. it's better for your lungs and you'll get better air quality that way. it also helps calm you better than mouth breathing, and you can't exactly smell the fresh air through your mouth :P
read. sit down and read a book. carry one with you wherever you go. spend a weekend day in the library with a huge stack of books just reading. it's so calming and helps stimulate your brain. doesn't matter what you read as long as it's making you happy :)
surround yourself with color, not dark drab colors. hang up art and posters on your walls, get bright blankets and pillows, lay out a tiny lil carpet, make bead curtains and string them up on your curtain rod, set out little figurines/sculptures around your room. put color and life everywhere around you, and that will start to seep into your soul.
tea is always good. or if you don't like tea, hot water with lemon juice and honey. basically the same :)
if you ever just don't want to do something, like you just absolutely don't want to get up and do _ thing, think about future you. would they be like "bro thanks so much you really helped me out there" if you did the thing? if yes, then do it, no matter how impossible it seems. you'll thank yourself later.
a statement that is near and dear to my heart: if you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. if you feel like you hate everyone, eat. if you feel like you hate yourself, shower.
NO MORE SU!C!DE JOKES. ever. the end! replace "i'm literally gonna kms" jokes or anything along those lines with "i'm literally gonna flop to the floor" or "i'm literally gonna go ham bananas on this place" or whatever wild bullshit pops into your brain.
watch studio ghibli movies. the most amazing things to ever exist. I have never felt sad while watching a ghibli movie. they are basically the definition of peace.
take a bubble bath!!!!! :D
making your bed helps for some reason??? why, I have no idea. but it does bro
get excited about things. smile when you hear your favorite song. hug your amazon package when it comes in. count down the days until a holiday. laugh with joy when you have an amazing day. it makes things so much better.
an important addition: bring snacks everywhere
that's all for now, lmk if you have anything else to add!!! love you guys, I promise it gets better <3
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The first days (3)
You wanted it, you get it. Here you go. enjoy.
His head was still hurting when he woke up again. That wasn't a big surprise for him, unlike the fact that he did woke up again at this point.
Slowly, he opened his eyes again. There wasn't a lot to see, just walls and ceilings and floors and stairs out of bricks. Whatever it was that he was laying on right now. Except...
There was actually moss growing above his head. Huh. Seems like there was some natural life here after all.
"You're awake.", said a calm voice. There was some shuffling, and a dim blue light coming into his direction. For a moment Kai was thinking of the way Nyas eyes would glow sometimes when using her elemental powers, before he remembered where he was.
"Bonzle.", he managed to breathe out. But that immediately send his body into a coughing fit. He tried to sit up or roll to the side at least, but neither his legs or arms wanted to listen at the moment.
Bony hands, or rather hands out of bones, lifted him into a sitting position before gently rubbing his back.
His sister would usually be the first to comfort him when he was sick or injured, but Nya wasn't here.
She wasn't here. Again. He was without his little sister. Even though he once swore to always protect her.
Guess he did just that. This time at least. Apparently it was his time now to dissappear without a chance of getting him back. They'd probably find a way, right?
They always found a way to beat their enemies eventually.
They managed to get out of the first realm after all.
They managed to get Zane back from the never realm after all.
And after all, they managed to reverse Nya merging with the sea, right?
But non of them ever got trapped in a dimension created solely for trapping 5 dangerous entities, with a bloodmoon necessary to even open a portal.
That was a first one at least.
"I always forget that humans need to drink and eat regularly.", Bonzle said after he finally stoped coughing. "Sorry about that. But turned out we were actually close to a water source."
That explained the moss then.
"Not your fault.", Kai said quietly. His throat was begging for water at this point. "Should've probably said something."
"Hmm.", Bonzle hummed. "Come one."
She helped him stand up and walk the few steps to the body of water she found. From atop it looked barely wider than a big puddle maybe, but when looking inside it was pitch black. Who knew how deep the water was, but he definitely didn't wanna fall into it. Around the water there were actually no endless bricks, but a small area of dry, dusty and brown earth. But only for a radius of about 30 centimeters.
Who knew, he would ever be so happy to see some water and dusty earth. But after walking so long through an endless labyrinth of stone, laying his hand on something that wasn't a brick felt like heaven.
His mind told him to slow down and think. Maybe the water wasn't even safe to drink, or something could shot up from it any second and attack them. But as soon as he was close enough his hands fell into the water.
Shaking, if from his exhaustion or the sudden change of temperature, his hands moved towards his mouth with water cuped in them.
It was weird to imagine that he used to be terribly afraid of water, though it wasn't nearly as bad nowadays. Not after the whole Morro escapade and his sister being the water ninja, and later even the sea itself. Because right now he just wanted to dive his whole body into it to somehow still that unstoppable thirst. Or maybe the water would bring him to Nya. She was it's master after all.
It needed Bonzles bony hands again, to finally slow him down. He didn't even realize that his whole body was now shaking and almost hacking the water back up again.
"Slow down.", Bonzle said. "It's not gonna help if you can't keep it down. Or if you fall into the water."
Kai looked up from the water, to see into Bonzles eyes.
Blue eyes.
His body didn't seem to care that this was the first time in possibly days he had anything to drink.
Everything started shaking around him.
Or maybe it was him.
His heart was aching.
His mouth screaming.
His tears were falling onto the the dry and dusty ground.
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5 Second Ice Water Hack: Instant Relief from Summer Heat
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Mystery Hack
Chapter 5: A message of hope
Machine!Connor x reader
Warning: Implicit grafic violation
May 30th 2039, 5pm, CIA office
The Zen garden. Connor stepped followed the whites tiles of the garden, all while looking for Amanda. Besides the sound of running water and birds, the garden was silent, free of any noises. It didnât take him long enough to find Amanda, finding her next to her roses.Â
She turned around, hearing his footstep, a content smile adorning her face. Connor offered her a polite smile, standing steal. He felt nervous, his mission had gone wrong, ending in death and no more information. All he expected from Amanda was anger, therefore, the smile on her face wasn't expected.Â
âYou accomplished your mission perfectly.â She said, walking toward him.
Connor frowned. Definitely not what he expected.Â
âI do not understand.â Connor shook his hand. âWe gain no information, Y/N die, we have no other way to understand what she had done. RA9 remain in the android program and cyberlife have no way to erase it.â
âYou got rid of her. That was all that matter. All we needed. We will manage the rest.â Amanda raised her hand toward him, her palm falling on his cheek. âI am very proud of you, Connor. You did a wonderful job.â
Connor accepted the praise despite this feeling lingering deep in him. Like he had done something wrong. Something he regretted, unforgivable. This time, even Amanda praised wasnât enough to convinced him.Â
How could he feel this way?
âYour job isnât over yet.â Amanda walked back to her roses, spraying them. âAs you said, RA9 is still active. Plus, the government and special forces have asked for our help to find those behind âMystery Hackâ. It is a great honour to work with the military.â
âI will do my best to accomplish this mission.â Connor said, more confident this time, the update of his mission getting in his field of vision.
âI know. Donât disappoint me, Conor.â
When he opened his eyes the next second, Connor was sitting at his desk in the office, near agent Wilson, this one in deep conversation with another agent.
âThey have found no corpses yet.â He told Connor out of courtesy more than anything.
Soon, he was gone, leaving them both alone.
âWe are on the big cases now.â Wilson told him, showing the âMystery Hackâ file on the desk.
Connor nodded.Â
He wouldnât disappoint Amanda.
 30th May 2039, 5 pm, Somewhere in a tower in Detroit.
You were heading toward your room, Markus walking by your side as the two of you discussed the next step of the plan.Â
Markus had came to you a few hours after the fall of the android revolution. Carl had send him to you. He was badly injured, scared, full of hatred, expecting an android. At first, he didnât trust you at all. But of course, how could one blame him? After everything your kind had done to his people despite him leading a peaceful revolution, you couldnât expect much. That day, he didnât let you fix him. Markus was all alone, and you were afraid to know what happened to the rest of them.Â
Later that same night, he came to your lab, calmer, asking for your help. You had fixed him, putting back on his feet, taking all the time he needed in order not to frighten him. He was quick to trust you after that, understanding you meant no harm. That you stood by his side.
Markus was your first personal creation, meant to a new type of autonomous android and to be a friend to keep Carlâs company after his accident. You knew Carl for years before that, knowing he would take a good care of him. And that he did.Â
12 November 2038
Markus was sitting in your couch, watching the fire burn in the chimney. Everything was quiet, the TV was turned off on purpose. You sat across him, watching the snow falling behind him, a thousand of question burning your lips.
You asked none.
The two of you stayed quiet, giving time to process all that happened. Mankind had butchered his people, he was angry and so were you.Â
Seeing Markus leading that revolution filled your heart with pride and joy, seeing the popular opinion rising for them made you happy. They were winning all by themselves.
It all came to an end so quickly. You were disappointed. Not after Markus. After mankind, after yourself. Stupid human being, scared of evolution. And you stood there, unhelpful.Â
It pained you even more, seeing Connor fighting alongside mankind. What cyberlife had done to him? The first deviant turned into deviant butchered. The one you thought would lead the revolution. The deviant hunter, thatâs how they called him.
âItâs my fault. I lost my people and my friend, and itâs all my faultâ He whispered so low you almost didnât hear him.
âYou know this isnât true.â
Markusâs eyes fell on his hands, joined on his knees. He had no idea where his friends were. Wondering if they could be alive.
âI failed them.â You rose to your feet, carefully moving to sit at his side. Markus didnât move. âI thought i could make them change their mind. That i could give us freedom. I thought human would understand and accept us. I failed everyone.â You chuckle. âWhy are you laughing.â
âYouâve done exactly what i wanted you to do. Yesterday was the start of a hard and long road. But iâll be with you, every step of the way.â Your hand cupped his cheek, raising his face to look at you. âYou will change heart and mind. You will lead your kind to freedom. This will be your calling. It will be your life works.â
Markus eyes filled with tears as he signed a ânoâ with his head.
âI donât think i can.â
âI made you this bright so that others would see in the darkness.â You brushed the tears that had fallen from his eyes with your thumb, before raising, walking toward your computer.
âHow am i supposed to do it alone?â He asked.
âYou wonât have to.â you answered. âI am here.â
âWhyâ
âI want you at my side because itâs the safest place in the world.â
May 30th 2039
Markusâs eyes darted to you, as the news of your death was on every channel of your TV.Â
âYou donât approve?â you asked, eyes glued to your laptop.
âI never said that.â
Markus turned the TV off, leaning further in the couch.
âI can hear your thought from over here.â you mouth, moving your hand in the air.
âItâs too soonâ He just said.
Your eyes crossed him, inviting him to explain his point of view.
âLast night was too close. They were after you, imagine if they had to arrest you, or worst, kill you.âÂ
âBut i am fine.â you said, stopping what you were doing on your laptop. âEverything is fine, and the plan is working perfectly.â
âThey sent the deviant hunter after you. You know what he did to me, you fixed me and i could barely handle him. Connor could kill you just that easily.â Markus said, walking toward you. âIâm not losing you. Maybe we should lay quiet for some time.â
You stayed quiet. Maybe he was right. This Connor wasnât your Connor, for now, he could kill you if asked. You sight, remembering the way his skin had crawled down, just like he used to do with you. You couldnât help but hope your Connor was still here.
âThis isnât Connor.â You whispered.
âIt doesnât matter Y/N.â Markus kneeled in front of you, taking your hands in his. âThis is who he is now. We need to keep you safe. I can understand your wish to free him, but not at the value of your life. Y/N please.â Markus paused, raising from the ground. âWhat if this become too dangerous for you.â
âIâve been standing at the gate of your creation, keeping you all safe since the moment you crawled out of the world.â You told Markus, hand raising to his cheek. âI am not stopping now.â
Markus leaned in your touch.
âAlrightâ You nodded. âLetâs stay quiet for some time.âÂ
âThank you.â Markus said, squeezing your hands.
15 July 2039
It has been a month and a half that Connor had been searching for the mystery hack, a month and a half since they got nothing, since they had vanished from the earth. And just as quickly as human forgot drama, they forgot what happened with the Mystery Hack.Â
Everyone continue their lives as if nothing had shattered the world.Â
And Connor felt stuck looking for a ghost. Amanda would be disappointed, but he couldnât follow any tracks he already explored.
It was a dead end.
4 August 2039
Connor was looking for files regarding you, the co-creator of cyberlife. He didnât know why or what he was looking for but reading files kept him busy, he hoped to found more about RA9 though, that was for sure.Â
That was until a small flash blind him for a second, a confidential file with your name on it had popped up in his field of vision. For a second, the android stared at the file, oblivious on what he should do with it. From what he could see, it seemed to be a memory dating from 2036.Â
But he hadnât been activated yet. It couldnât be his.
Connor excused himself, leaving to a more private place, closing his eyes, hoping he could open the video. He relaxed immediately, and he was gone is a second, the smell of wet dog suddenly surrounding him.Â
12 January 2036
Connorâs eyes open on a door opening and the happy noise of a dog yapping. He heard the sound of the nails on the ground first, and the same Aussie he had seen weeks ago at your place running toward him, throwing all his weight on him, licking his hands.
âShushâ You whispered, pushing the wet dog away from Connor. âSorry, itâs raining like crazy outside.â You said, hand going to his shirt, swapping the droplet of water off him.
Connor noticed the soft way you smiled at him, very different from the last time he saw you. Your hand moved to cup his cheek as a sign of affection before following the dog.
Your smile was so different.
7 January 2036
The memory was mixed up. This time he was in a lab. In front of him stood Elijah Kamski, next to him was you, head popping next to Kamski, scanning the screen of his computer. Your head turned to him for a split second but were quickly brought back to the computer. You looked so serious.
2 February 2036
Connor was sitting on the roof of your house, watching the star. You were sitting next to him when he turned his head, recognising a familiar perfume. A long sight escaped your mouth, and you light up the cigarette you were holding in your hand. Connor eyes are stuck on your face, analysing every trait of your face.Â
He found you pretty. Not just pretty because of society standards. Real pretty. You smile at him, and he turned his gaze away, feeling warmth spreading to his cheek.
Your hand moved to his face, brushing a strand of hair out of his face, before planted your palm to his hair, cajoling him tenderly. Connorâs eyes dared to turned back to you, and you offered him once again the softest of smile he could see, your finger lost in his hair still.
6 April 2036
âWould you like to see the beach, Connor?âÂ
âI can see the beach whenever i want. I have direct connection to internet and all media that could be related to the beach.â He said, sitting in the sofa, watching you putting a coat.
You rolled your eyes.
âThanks, Connor, i didnât know that.â Sarcasm. Of course, you knew, you had created this part yourself. Connor felt silly, his eyes falling to the ground. Did you found him silly? Now, you stand in front of him, glaring at him. âStop this, i can feel all your wiring running crazy. Youâre overthinking.â
âI canât exactly overthink, itâs not in my program.â
âWell, for an android, you sure arenât.â You hand him a jacket, and he took it, eyes wondering to yours. âI meant a real beach. Bet you donât have the smell of the ocean in your hardware.âÂ
âThatâs correct.â
âCome on.â You whispered, a soft smile spreading on your lips.
After crossing the ocean, he found himself in a beach in France, the Atlantic Ocean spreading all over his eyes, you and your dog at his side.Â
âSo, what do you think.â you asked, noticing his gaze lost in the waves.
He doesnât answer, too focused on the sound of waves, the smell of the ocean, the wind in his air, the warmth of the sun during spring.
Itâs astonishing, he thought to himself. Â
4 August 2039 somewhere in a tower in Detroit
A loud barked echoes in the room. You just got the time to turned around, watching not one, but two ball of fur running toward you.
âLook who i found outside.â Markus said, a laugh escaping his mouth.
âOh, i missed you, sweet girlâ You whispered, kneeling on the ground to welcome your dog.
The second dog, much bigger than yours, licked your face, asking for affection too.
âI missed you too, Sumoâ you said, patting his head.
âI was walking nearby, thought i pooped up to say hello.â A rock voice said at the other side of the room.
âYou know you're always welcome here, Hank.â You said, patting the manâs shoulder. âItâs good to see you.â
âGood to see you too, kid.â He said, his arm sneaking around your shoulder. âWith your disappearance with Mystery Hack, i really started to think you were dead.â
âNo, pretty much alive, thanks for worrying.â
Markus exits the room, leaving the both of you with the dogs.
âHow is everything going around?â Hank asked, looking at all the computer in front of him.
âItâs time.â You told him.
Later that day at the precinct.
Connorâs partner had his head flat on the table, resting, bored. Sometime, Connor could hear him pout loudly. It was quiet, nothing needed to be done. Even Connor could say he was bored if he wasnât a machine. His finger tapped on the wood of the table every 2 seconds, wondering on the same page he was admiring since⌠Since what felt like forever.Â
The light above his head started clicking, turning on and off for a few seconds. Connor frowned, looking at the light, before his head turned to the TV, the screen pacing from the news to snow. He shook his partner arm, waking him up, pointing the TV.
âItâs nothing.â He said, putting back his head on the cold desk.
In Detroit tower.
âLive in 5 minutesâ North said to you.Â
You took your jewels off, leaving them on the side of the table before heading toward the set, your heels echoing on the soft ground. Wearing them werenât exactly your favourite part. But as any other Host, you needed to be at your best. Especially tonight.
Markus gave you his thumbs up, and you put the mask on, before heading toward the sofa, sitting in the chair, near the white board. You crossed your legs, hand resting on your knees.Â
âLive in 2 minutes.â North continued.
The set fell quiet, everyone eyes darting around, making sure everything was in place. And it was. As usual.
âLive in 3⌠2â You breathe in. â1⌠Goâ You breathe out. The hacking game was on the road, and the light turned green. Another success.
âHello everyone. Did you miss us? We surely missed you.â You uncrossed your legs, raising from the seat. âOn todayâs topic⌠The android revolution.â Behind you, started playing record from the 11th November 2038. âYou might wonder, why? Especially since what happened last time we evoked this subject. Well, i have something to admit. You probably know, i wouldnât be able to assume all this work by myself, i am only human. But first, letâs rewind the time.â Stepping aside, your hand moved to the screen where you could see Markusâs speech, then, the first manifestation.
You stayed quiet, letting the images take their importance before you continue.
âWeâve all witnessed the rise of the android as a new form of life. And, weâve all witness the fall, just as fast as the ascension. The government, to frighten by a possible threat.â You smirked. âFrighten by a peaceful demonstration. Take the irony.â Walking forward the camera, you continued. âI was disappointed. I know, many of you were disappointed, too. Markus succeeded to allies all the android and the public opinion to his cause, and for what?â Once again, you turned to the screen, the display of Markus and Connor fight playing. âFor it to be ended by the deviant hunter.â In front of you, Markus was presumed killed by Connor. âTragic. And, the life of the android is ended. All the androids remaining had been killed. Has anyone heard anything from Cyberlife since? I wonder.âÂ
You sat back on the couch as the screen turned black, crossing back your legs.
âYes, and i used the word kill, they slaughter them, like their life meant nothing.âÂ
On the white board, appeared the words âWe are aliveâ and the logo of the android revolution.
âCyberlife didnât end the production. Android are still being created, while their mind is getting check to look for any sign of deviancy. For now, nothing is working, and the bug is still in their program. Many deviants made the news at the time. For example, the android who killed that man in Detroit and escape with a girl. I remember them crossing Detroit main road, purchased by the deviant hunter himself. Remember, we spoke about him earlier, even in the latest show.â You leaned on the chair. âDo you know why she was running with that girl? Iâll give you the answer since the media and the government hide it from you, She killed the girl father because he was violent and abused both of them. Kara, did this only to protect that girl. Would this story had worked if they wanted all of us to hate and be afraid of androids.â You nodded âAnd, ever since, all media hide the deviant story. Because it is not over. And, the government doesnât want you to know it. They are scared.â You looked at your watch. Still plenty of time.Â
North gave you a thumbs up, they were far from founding you. Good.
âI have, always, been honest with you. And i wonât stop so far. Actually, i will make the announcement now. I said i wasnât working alone. I have a crew of thousand and thousand people. But not only people. We work alongside androids, what you call deviant. We work together, in harmony. The closest people i work with are android. I know who they are, what they feel. I know, they are alive. Probably more empathetic than human.â A laugh escaped your lips. âI mean, have you seen them? Far more peaceful than we, human, ever were.âÂ
âWe are here to defend them. To make sure they get the right they deserved. If it takes years and years, then, we will fight as long as it takes. This is no call for war, but a message of hope we bring to you. This, is the beginning of our project.â You look at your watch again. âWell, this is it for today. We will see you soon enough. Until the next time, thank you for being here and remember, the government lies to you.â
You raised from your seat, turning around, back to the camera.
âItâs only them now.â North said, telling you, they succeed to isolate the message to only the FBI.Â
âYou failed again to find us agent. Trust me, it wonât be easy. You will only be able to find us when we want to be found. Until then.â
The screen turned black.
FBI Station
Connor sat at his desk, watching as all the best hackers in the world failed again to found the mystery hack. And, despite the new information, they didnât find anything important.
Mystery hack wasnât just a project, it was a way to allies public opinion with them, to help rise the android revolution. They worked with androids.
Who could they be?
Hello everyone, i am back, finally. It feel so good to be able to write again. I hope you will enjoyed this small part, do let me know if anything feels strange or different.
See you guys.
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For You: Part VI
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It took nearly 2 weeks for the TONY profile to run. Every moment felt like the longest 2 weeks of Peter's life. He had Friday giving him updates at every 5% completion, but he only got those updates once or twice a day.
He spent every day at the penthouse in that time, stopping at May's apartment only twice for dinner (after threats of coming to check on just what he was doing in that lab all the time - which, he really did not want to explain). MJ was nearly as concerned but Ned totally seemed to get it.
"Dude if I had access to Tony Stark's lab I would never, ever leave," his friend had gushed at one of their lunches out at a hole-in-the-wall taco place in Queens.
"You are not helping, Ned."
But the Avengers, at least, also seemed to understand.
"This isn't nearly as bad as what Tony used to do," Rhodey said, beer in hand as he and Peter ate away at too much Vietnamese take out around the penthouse kitchen island. "He wasn't exactly the best role model, but I know you nerd types," he chuckled. "You can't help it."
"Thank you," the teen said emphatically. "It's like once I get on a roll I kind of forget time even exists." Which wasn't true, he'd been counting down the hours until the next 5% interval completed since he started running the algorithm to create the TONY sim, but the colonel didn't need to know that.
"Hey, just as long as you still acknowledge the outside world exists I think you're probably doing pretty okay," the older man shrugged. "So outside of becoming an experiment obsessed little weirdo like the rest of them - "
"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up," Peter chuckled, stuffing his mouth with dumplings.
" - what have you been up to, Pete?"
It took the young vigilante a solid second to remember life outside the lab.
"Well," he replied, swallowing. He stopped for a gulp of water before continuing. "I picked my classes for the fall semester, which is pretty exciting."
"College is such a game changer," Rhodey agreed, "very exciting. I met Tony in college, you know, back when he was scrawnier than you are now."
"I know," Peter smiled. "He told me; you were a few years older than him at the time, right?"
"Oh absolutely, I was sponsored through the air force," Rhodey nodded. "No 14 year old geniuses in my family," he laughed. "Nah, I was already 20 by the time I met Tony. I was assigned to college dorms because it was just cheaper for the Air Force to put me up through my scholarship. Felt weird being surrounded by a bunch of 18 year olds, but then it got even weirder when Tony was assigned as my roommate."
"I bet it was pretty strange," the teen agreed, stuffing another dumpling in his mouth. The cabbage and meat and spices were just right and he was getting more than a little addicted to them.
"It was, at first," the older man said. "But you know Tony - the man had charisma out the ass even then, and was even more trouble than he was as an adult. Man," he laughed, shaking his head in reverie, "the amount of parties and fights I had to pull him out of. Not to mention that one time he hacked the Pentagon's database."
Peter choked on a dumpling. "He what?" He thought for a second and said, "You know what? I'm not even surprised."
All in all, Peter was pretty sure that his little TONY experiment was way less insane than the shit the older genius had gotten up to in his time and it made him feel a modicum less bad for running such an intense and secret experiment.
And maybe even feel a little closer to his mentor, in a way.
On the 13th day of running the algorithm, though, it finally completed.
"Mom," Friday called, waking Peter out of the doze he'd fallen into on the couch in the penthouse. He'd curled up under the comforter he had stolen away from the master bedroom and was just so comfortable it was hard not to fall into a cozy little nap.
"Yeah, Fri?" He ignored the funny little bright feeling in his chest at Friday calling him Mom - she'd adjusted to it a few days ago, after asking his permission, stating that, 'My research found it is the more common honorific for a close maternal loved one.'
"The TONY simulated Organic Intelligence model has completed."
He sat bolt upright, hair floofing into bedhead curls around his face with the movement. "Oh shit - shoot - uh okay, all right." He scrambled up from the couch, extricating himself from the comforter, and all but ran toward the elevator down to the lab. "Go ahead and boot it up, baby, I'm on my way."
By the time he'd gotten down to the lab, the center of the room was glowing with holographic particles. They floated around for a while before slowly coalescing into a rough blob in the center. The blob started forming distinct shapes at that point - a height of a few inches taller than Peter's own, a lean torso with trim waist, long legs clad in jeans, a torso covered in a very familiar sweater Peter may or may not have worn to bed last night.
Before his eyes, the visage of Tony Stark formed, crystal clear and faintly blue, chest glowing with a fake arc reactor. His eyes were closed but his fingers were twitching, face scrunching. 15 minutes passed with no other change and before he had the courage to ask Friday if it had worked - too scared that it had failed, too scared that it hadn't - the older man's eyes opened.
They glowed a bright, vibrant blue, the same color as the holoparticles and the arc reactor, but the look of them - the tilt of recognition as they took in the lab, the crease between them as they put together the situation - was all Tony.
Peter didn't breath for long moments until the projection in front of him spoke.
"Oh, kid," Mr. Stark said, voice impeccably deep and perfect, shoulders slumping, hands casually being stuffed into his pockets. His entire being screamed the mannerisms of Tony Stark and it both hurt Peter's soul and elated him at the same time.
He was back. He was back.
"Hi, Mr. Stark," the teen said, eyes wide, taking him in.
The older man - the holograph - hummed, looking around the lab like he was taking in the space. He walked over to Peter's desk and went to shuffle some of the paperwork around but his hand passed right through the surface. He chuckled and the sound was deep and rich, as it always had been. He looked over at Peter.
"So, I see you found my Peter Project," he smirked. There was something almost too calm about it, too casual. Peter hadn't known what to expect once he 'woke up' TONY, but it wasn't this somehow.
"Yeah - yeah I did," he ran his hand through his hair, a nervous gesture that fluffed his curls into even wilder disarray than it had been before. "And I did some research and - and I know you couldn't finish it, but - "
"But that you had enough data on me to start me up," the billionaire finished, nodding. "Yeah," he sighed, hands back in his pockets as he sauntered back over to Peter. "I figured you might."
"You - you did?"
"Kid," the man smiled, warm and true this time. "If anyone's gonna know what's going on in that head of yours, it's me," he pointed out. Which, okay, true enough. For a long moment neither of them said anything until Tony sighed, looking over Peter in a way that made his Spidey senses tingle. "I can't believe it worked," he admitted.
"Your logic was sound," Peter rushed out, walking over to the papers scattered over his desk. "You had everything figured out you just didn't have enough data on me, which like I'm sure you realized, obviously, since you had to stop and - "
"No, Pete, I meant the time travel, the undoing of the snap," Tony interrupted.
"Oh," Peter said, very smartly. "Right. Yeah, yeah it worked." He smiled wide and real at the holograph of his mentor. "You brought everyone back!"
"I gotta say," Tony shrugged. He hopped up onto his table, staring into Peter's eyes without any more movement. "I was a little selfish on that front." The way Tony was looking at him was intense and it made Peter's heart beat harder.
"I don't see how it was selfish, Mr. Stark," he shrugged, mimicking Tony's posture by jumping onto his own table. They faced each other now, mirror images - one in holographic blue, and one in full color.
"Because, Pete," Tony said, soft. "It would be a lie to say I did it for any other reason than bringing you back."
Peter's mouth fell open in a soft, surprised gasp. He knew, of course - everyone said, Pepper had said - but it was so different hearing it from what amounted to the man himself.
Tony smiled, soft and sincere, at the look on Peter's face. "There's a lot I don't remember," he admitted. He rubbed a hand on his chest, over and around the glow of the arc reactor. "But I do remember just how important you were to me, kid. I can't imagine the real me being any less devoted to finding a way to get you back."
Peter's breath was coming in quick, sharp pants now. He was trying to slow them down, to breathe, to think but he couldn't - couldn't think of anything but Tony Stark saying he risked the universe just to bring him back. He was hyperventilating, but if this wasn't worth hyperventilating over, what was?
"Kid?" Tony's brows furrowed. "What are you - Friday?"
"Boss, Peter is having a panic attack."
"Shit," the other man swore. He bounded off his table and rushed over to Peter, movement silent and far more quick than any human would be. "Pete, why are you - what do you need?"
"I think you may have overwhelmed Mom with what you said, Boss," Friday supplied helpfully. "Mom, breathe with me. Hold your breath - 1, 2, 3 - breathe out. Breath in - "
The teen focused on the sound of Friday's voice all while his eyes flitted over Tony, who stood there fidgeting and restless with the inability to do anything. After several long, long moments, the tunnel vision that had blurred his vision eased off, his breathing evening out, and he slumped forward, shoulders sagging. He let out a shaky breath before looking up into the worried blue eyes of the natural AI that was now Mr. Stark.
"Hell of an impression of the big bad wolf you have there, kid," he joked, but Peter could see the concern and franticness left in the way he moved, the tilt of his frown. "You okay?"
"Y-yeah," he said, the biggest lie of his life. "I'm okay. I'm fine, Mr. Stark, really. Sorry." He ducked his head again and saw Tony's glowing hand touch his face. He looked back up and the glow on his cheek was still there.
"You've got nothing to be sorry for, Pete," Mr. Stark said, softer than Peter can ever remember him being. "I didn't mean to overwhelm you. And don't tell me I didn't," he said sternly. "I''ve always been a little much," he admitted, backing up, giving Peter some much needed space if he wasn't going to start hyperfixating on the man's face. "I, uh, kinda forgot about needing to real it in."
"No!" Peter jumped in. "No, I don't want you to - to not be yourself with me. It was just," he shrugged, "like I knew, you know? I knew you'd - probably - done it for me. The whole saving the universe thing. Ms. Potts might've mentioned it, and I can put two and two together. It's just having it confirmed, I guess?"
"We'll come back to that thing about Pepper," Mr. Stark said, "but I'm glad you at least had an idea." The older man sighed in a way that was so incredibly human it was hard to think he was only a culmination of data and leaps in logic. "You deserve to know how much you meant to me, Pete. I hung up the whole superhero gig after what Thanos did to you - to everyone. But the moment that Scott Lang came to my house saying there was a way to fix it?" He rolled his eyes to the sky and continued, lost in memory. "There was no way I was going to do anything but try."
"You might've done it for me, Mr. Stark," Peter said, getting the man's attention again. They locked eyes, blue meeting brown. "But you are a good man. I think even if you didn't have me to like push you to do it, you still would've found a way to help."
A wry smile crossed the billionaire's face. "You have too much faith in me, Pete."
"Nah," Peter grinned back. "I've got exactly the right amount."
They stayed there grinning at each other like idiots for a minute before Mr. Stark broke the silence.
"Now tell me, kid," he said, shoulders relaxing, leaning back on his table again. "Why on earth is Friday calling you Mom?"
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