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Just got shouted at in front of an entire gym because the front desk person is a rude fucking assjole. FUCK
#fucking MOTHERFUCKER#Instead of ‘you need to leave immediately’ as a shout down the entire club;#How about ‘hey you’re labeled as a prospect not as a member can you come back to the front desk?’#(don’t know why I was labeled that because I did all the paperwork and MADE SURE I was good yesterday so this specifically wouldn’t happen#because he has been an ass before (when I was coming to try out the club on my mom’s card and he also shouted at me and 1) interrupted my#questions and 2) spoke incredibly demeaningly to me#had a whole fucjing loud (almost Karen-y) argument with him because he wasn’t fucking letting me speak and I HAD DONE EVERYTHING I WAS#SUPPOSED TO BUT HE JUST ACTED LIKE I WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL AND SHOUTED IT OUT SO EVERYONE COULD HEAR#he never fucking offered to help or figure it out#was excusing all his actions talking about liability and stuff but then later in the conversation was like ‘I guess I can let you in’#MOTHER FUCK YOU I HOPE A CHICKEN GETS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS#stop fucjing abusing your power and denying that you were in the wrong you FUCJ face#compromising your entire reason for being an asshole by saying that but still not acknowledging my shit#stfu incel-ass dumb dumb and dumber-ass elephant-looking-ass morherfucker#feels great to not feel safe in this gym when I’m finally getting a routine and getting on my mental/physical health for the first time in#3-6ish months#and then have that fear confirmed by being shouted at in front of everyone#fuck this shit#mypost
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"Seungmin would be SO hot if he got muscle like, can you imagine?" You would be hotter if you shut your mouth but we can't always get what we want so <3
#the amount of times ive seen this exact comment or sentiment over the past 6ish months in particular#truly pissing me off <3#like first things first- hes already handsome so if you dont see that... its fine. we all have different tastes but also be quiet <3#but like we know first hand from him that he isnt particularly interested in the gym and working out#hes not a changbin. its not his thing- he goes to keep up stamina for live shows#and the fact hes been very specific in saying so any time anyone mentions him working out and going to the gym is so like......#its kinda obvious that hes doing a polite 'please dont hassle me about getting bigger' so he makes sure to always go Its For Endurance#and yet i still see this and also. um theres other members who are muscley so why does seungmin also have to follow that route?#like if you want muscle theres people you can go look at... but also half these people cant even identify actual healthy muscle#vs. someone being so skinny that they have no fat on them and somehow think thats real muscle so like lol#its been so specifically the past half a year tho like whats that about why#its really one of those be quiet im so tired#well on the otherhand i was so stressed about my doctors appointment but now annoyance took the worries place so 🤷♀️#like its funny how X should lose weight comments are recognised for being shitty but the 'x should totally change his physique' is chill tho#like if seungmin organically of his own accord ever becomes a muscle bro bc /he/ wants that than for sure i'll be like Woo go seungmin !!#but only if he wants it. not the fans being annoying not bc of staff or beauty standards not bc of the other guys
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everyone should see my dog me thinks
#i see her pretty much every day!!!#i acc moved over the past 6ish months :3#i live w/my dad more now!!!#+ dog is going 2 schoo finally >_> (shes over 1 year old D:)#mew posts
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thinking about how i used to make memes for pretty little liars and arrowverse shows the way i do tlou
but instead of like scene by scene posting i would post the WHOLE episode under a read more cut until tumblr made that impossible
and now all i can think about is HOW did i have the time and dedication and creativity to do that WEEKLY for FOUR SHOWS
we're talking 200-400 memes PER POST because it was the WHOLE EPISODE and i had to catch up on seasons 1-3 on arrow with 21 episodes in each season
anyway just thought of that :)
#bestie im on week 3 of episode 2 of tlou#sure this is like round three of doing episode 2 so im running short on ideas atm#but still the show has been out like 6ish months now??? maybe 7/8 ????#how was i doing 400 memed whole episode posts 4 times a week#crossover weeks were a nightmare and the most fun ive ever had i wanna do it again
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We found a lost kitten and she's incredibly tiny. She has two collars (why?) so we know she's someone's. Unfortunately she's not chipped (vet thinks she's too young) so she's staying with us til we can find her owners.
She's VERY affectionate and keeps trying to suckle on my neck, which is weird but sweet.
Anyway if she looks familiar dm me and I'll give you more details, not gonna dox myself here 😅
#pretty sure none of y'all are my neighbors but wouldn't that be wild?#she's like maybe 2-3 months best as I can guess?#I'm not a cat scientist#we've had her a couple days now#we put up posters and are posting on like next door and stuff#hopefully we find her owners soon bc we're broke and can't afford to feed her for too long#so when we run out of the kitten food we bought we'll have to take her to a shelter :(#cat#catblr#lost cat#found cat#also this is like the 3rd lost kitten we've found in 2 years which is WILD#we must have an energy about us that screams 'cat-lovers' 😂#she's definitely the youngest we've seen though#the others were like 6ish months and 9ish months
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I heard sims 3 lore??
Your sims kid can marry their imaginary friend
#ask#anon#and i just think that's neat#i actually never played sims because i never had the patience for open world sandbox games#i need direction and missions and storylines#which is why i play ACNH for like 3 weeks straight every 6ish months lmao
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Can’t tell if artfight is incredibly fun or if I just really like drawing cats lol
(Also if any moots are participating lmk!!! I wanna find ppl I know to attack hehe)
#bee rants#artfight#who would’ve thought that having a crush would lead me to drawing cats for….. 6ish months?#I have some wc ocs now LMAO they’re my babies I love them <3
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No Love Lost Series Masterlist
Read on A03! - Listen to the Playlist!
Rating/Warnings: 18+ for canon-typical violence, swearing, mental health issues, mentions of rape/non-con, and sexual content.
Tags: Soldier Boy/Supe!Female Reader, enemies to friends to lovers, canon divergence, slow burn, smut, angst, fluff.
Series Summary
Three years ago you were normal, the only demons you had to fight were your own, and you the most you knew of Vought and the Boys were what you saw on TV. But then you met Homelander at a stupid party, and woke up the next morning in a cell.
After almost two and a half years of you being Homelander's little project, Soldier Boy was woken up only go rouge and be put back under. Somewhere in there, you escaped. And before Queen Maeve went underground, she told William Butcher about the Anomaly, a powerful supe who recently escaped Vought captivity and may have an agenda against Homelander.
One month later, the Boys found you.
You spend the next five months helping them best you can, though your control over your powers is weak and your fear of Homelander makes you useless in combat. But you get an idea. A stupid, dangerous idea that turns you into Soldier Boy's keeper, giving him a second chance to take down Homelander, you hanging over his shoulder, a threat should he want to go nuclear again. It's exhausting and frustrating, and you might kill him and yourself as soon as this is over, but you said whatever it takes.
And this is what it takes.
Author's Note
This story is non-canon compliant, with the two main differences being;
1) Butcher doesn't have brain cancer, because I said so.
2) All of Gen V didn't take place, because I don't want to deal with the whole supe-plauge thing. Also that's too many characters to keep track of squad.
Because of this, the story will start in a similar setting as s4e5, but with different events leading up to it, and will deal with similar themes and have similar events to the rest of s4, but at an inconsistent rate. If you have any questions about other, smaller changes I have made, feel free to ask!
Navigation Key
❤️🔥 = Smut
🚩 = Additional Warnings
Chapter List
Chapter 1 - Where Winning Looks Like Losing Chapter 2 - A New Kind of Tension Chapter 3 - You've Torn Your Dress 🚩 Chapter 4 - You Might Be The Same As Me Chapter 5 - Popped, Cool, and Ready to Go Chapter 6 - I've Been Searching for a Fortified Defense Chapter 7 - The Blinding Ultra-Violence 🚩 Chapter 8 - I Just Find My Way Back ❤️🔥🚩 Chapter 9 - Can't Cover It Up ❤️🔥 Chapter 10 - Lead Me To The Ark ❤️🔥 Chapter 11 - The Wolves or The Ocean Rocks Chapter 12 - While My Blood's Still Flowing Chapter 13 - The Terror of Knowing Chapter 14 - Choke on Sun Chapter 15 - I Found A Martyr ❤️🔥 Chapter 16 - Let It Flood ❤️🔥 🚩 Chapter 17 - Make My Chest Stir Chapter 18 - Something In The Static ❤️🔥 Chapter 19 - Don't Look Back 🚩 Chapter 20 - Forget to Fall Down Chapter 21 - Some Things You Just Can't Speak About ❤️🔥 🚩 Chapter 22 - I Stayed In The Darkness With You Chapter 23 - Wherever You're Going ❤️🔥 Chapter 24 - You'll Never Be Alone ❤️🔥 Chapter 25 - All I Know ❤️🔥 Chapter 26 - I’ve Loved Everything About You That Hurts ❤️🔥 Chapter 27 - Just A Shot Away 🚩 Chapter 28 - Something That I'm Supposed to Be ❤️🔥 Chapter 29 - All My Bets On You Chapter 30 - Every Demon Wants His Pound of Flesh (12/3) Chapter 31 - I'd Do It All Again (12/10)
Bonus Footage (Standalone Chapters)
Dying’s Up to Me - A Prologue. Takes place 6ish months before Chapter 1. 🚩 Back to Here - Request! They get horny at the dining table, and Butcher takes it personally. Takes place in Chapter 14. It's So Simple - You make Ben do icebreakers. He's a little bitch about it. Takes place in Chapter 14. Just Your Time - You give Ben internet lessons. Takes place in Chapter 14. As Much As I Do - Request! Ben finds you dancing, is immediately very normal about it. Takes place after Chapter 14 and around Chapter 15. Calling Your Name - Ben's first birthday awake isn't great. Takes place in Chapter 19. ❤️🔥 I Skip My Pride - You share some music with Ben over text. Takes place in Chapter 22. The Only Place That I Call Home - It's team game night, and everyone is sick of you and Ben's shit. Takes place in Chapter 24. ❤️🔥 Can't Help Myself - Request! Ben has a breeding kink, and you're incredibly horny, so it works. Takes place in around Chapter 24 and Chapter 25. ❤️🔥 Anywhere Else Is Hollow - A halloween special episode! Takes place in Chapter 25. It Was Smiling Down - A Ryan pov Chapter. Takes place between Chapter 26 and Chapter 27. A Call To Motion - Request! There's a lot of things you're good at. Sex with Ben is one of them. Takes places in Chapter 28.❤️🔥 I’ll Hold Your Hand - Request! You get your period, and Ben has to do his job and take care of that. Takes place post series.
#soldier boy x reader#the boys#masterlist#soldier boy#Enemies to Friends to Lovers#slow burn#smut#eventual smut#angst#x reader#reader insert#eventual romance#romance#canon typical violence#canon divergent au#the boys amazon#soldier boy x you#soldier boy fanfiction#the boys fanfic#soldier boy smut#soldier boy x female reader#jensen ackles#jensen ackles characters#the boys au#female reader#godmadeaterribleerror#No Love Lost (the Boys)#pining#idiots in love#18+ mdni
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As far as timelines go, I always just assume it's "in real time" unless told otherwise, at least a little bit. For example, the cruise thing really did happen in March. I'd say April is a good time to start "counting" as Buck and Tommy being together. By the time they come back in September, that's roughly 6ish months. I just assumed a 3ish month hiatus was just us not seeing their lives for 3 months. 🤷🏼♀️
I mean, I know this show doesn't make much sense as far as timelines go, but that's what I got with until they show something to disprove it.
I think this is how normal people see it too.
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Newsie Cosplay WIP
I am currently working on a Newsies cosplay (is not Kathrine-specific) that is heavily inspired by Kathrine's KONY look from TUT's Newsies production. I saw the pants, bodice/corset look, and I got so excited. I've sewn corsets in the past. I couldn't tell from references online if it was just a bodice or corset, so I opted to do a corset.
The process you're about to see is some of the work I did to create the Newboy hat that I made. You'll also see my mockup for the corset. The fabric you'll see is NOT the final fabric.
First, I wanna show some of the process of how I made my Newsboy hat!
You can kind of see the inside of the hat here. I essentially made a tapered diamond shape that I sewed together (two layers of fabric so it would be stiffer). the outside fabric is from a pair of overalls that didn't fit me anymore!
This was me sewing the brim of the hat, which I basically just made a sock for. I then turned the hat inside out, put the brim piece inside, and sewed that to the inside of the hat.
This was the finished product!
Now onto the corset! The shape and overall pattern were inspired by TUT's Kathrine KONY costume! (I'm actually so in love with it).
This was actually so perfect because I was feeling very uninspired by cosplay. my hyperfiction has been newsies for about 6ish months now. I didn't think I was gonna do any Newsie cosplays until I saw SuddenlyCampbell's (that's their TikTok) Newsie ballgown/dress they made. I literally saw this cosplay, and my brain shut off.
(photo taken from their instagram)
I absolutely fell in love with the patchwork technique they used. I knew I wanted to make something similar.
These photos were just some of the references I used when patterning the corset as well as working and editing a pattern I bought. When I was patterning, I got very particular with how I wanted this to look, so I went through about 3 different pattern iterations before deciding.
This is the final shape, as well as where I placed the bones.
After I figured out where I wanted the bone, I sewed in my boning channels and my waistband on the side. I then cut out my corset pattern again in a tightly woven fabric that doesn't stretch and a thinner red fabric on top (these are not my final fabrics. The final fabric will use the patchwork technique seen above in the newsies dress. this also will apply to the trousers I will be making, similar to the ones Kathrine is wearing in the reference photos); sewed them together, put the outside that I had just made on my muslin inside, and sewed along the edge. I then sewed along the edge again with ribbon (I have a crazy amount of ribbon, and it's also hiding my mistakes).
As for the next things ill be making!
The trousers, which will be done in patchwork
Making the official corset also done in patchwork
The collared shirt, which I will be doing in Jack Kelly blue, to reference Livsies. Something I really love about the costume work in Livsies is the use of mixing patterns, but them being subtle enough, they don't clash and look ugly. my dream for the shirt is to get custom fabric and use a deep enough blue with black newsprint text ontop. From afar, it'll look more muddled but, looking closer, you'll see its newsprint.
I hope people think this post was interesting. I love talking about cosplay and the costumes I'm making, so I thought this was a fun post. it's also nice to post my plans somewhere so I can hold myself to the project.
Also, I thought it was funny you could see me watching Livesies in the background PFTTTT
#newsies#newsies broadway#newsies the musical#newsies 1992#livesies#cosplay#costume#newsies musical#newsies fandom#newsies cosplay#kathrine plumber#kathrine cosplay#tuts newsies#tutsies#jack kelly newsies#jack kelly
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Teen Dad Drex?
With the new developments with Drex, I decided to go back in my notes and find an old timeline that I had of his age and how it corresponds with the story and I added in the details of Lil Dynamite as well so that we may see how his birth lines up with Drex’s age. It takes quite some work but I hope it’s insightful and that I explain every decision I made properly. If there’s anything anyone else would like to add lmk! Also warning this is a p long post
So I believe the easiest place to start is Drex’s debut in season 3 episode 6 of Henry Danger. This episode featured a 15 year old Henry and a 35 year old Ray. In this episode, Ray reveals that he had a sidekick (presumably his first) 9 years prior. Now, our next few pieces of intel must be inferred from things we know about the show. By looking at the ages of all Ray’s featured sidekicks, it is inferred that Drex would also be a teenager at the time of working with Ray. When asked about Drex, Ray says that they only worked together for some months. Though he does not specify, he adds that they never fought crime together.
–Now, my personal headcanon is that they were together for maybe 6ish months and that time was spent training (I believe it was so much training and so little trust that contributed to Drex turning on Ray) (I also believe that the reason Drex never got a hero name is because he never fought crime and therefore was never debuted as a sidekick, [like the Danger Force kids in S1E2 of Danger Force, Say My Name], as far as I’m aware it is never even known to the public that Captain Man had a sidekick before Kid Danger)–
Another thing we know about Drex is that his time as a sidekick ended in a huge battle between him and Captain Man, one that, according to Ray, would have resulted in his death had he not been indestructible. So for the sake of that accuracy, I will put Drex on the older teenage side, farther into puberty and more grown into his physique. As such, my belief is that Drex joined Ray in at late 16, turned 17 during their partnership, and was 17 when they fought. This is also a contributor to his story, as it is more likely for Drex to be tried as an adult in court, making it more reasonable for him to be sentenced life in prison (although I’m sure Swellview would not hesitate to incarcerate him no matter the age given their weird laws).
Assuming Drex was 17 at the moment of incarceration, 9 years passing would make him 26 in Hour of Power, 28 in the Henry Danger finale, and 31 in season 3 of Danger force. (Each season seems to pass a year-ish, although season 5 of Henry Danger is an outlier given how many episodes it has, I will still count it as a year to save the headache.)
With Drex’s age out of the way, we can turn to the newest variable of our timeline: Buddy Fudgers, aka Li’l Dynomite. As far as I am aware there is no canon age for Li’l Dynomite mentioned anywhere in the show, however there is a point of interest that we can use. In the 2022 crossover between Danger Force and a number of other shows, Li’l Dynomite’s true identity is implied to be a character of the same actor named Fisher. This is later disproven, but the implication gives us the assumption that these characters are the same age. I chose to use this information rather than the actor’s age to fit in the story better (Danger Force characters are also younger than their actors). Fisher is 14 in the 2022 finale of Side Hustle, so we can assume that Li’l Dynomite would be the same age, making him 15 as of season 3.
Doing the math, Drex was ~16 years old when Li’l Dynomite is born, meaning he was 15/16 when Li’l Dynomite is conceived. This could happen during or around the time of his partnership with Ray, and it is safe to assume so far that he did not know about this child at least until after he was sent to prison.
I have included a visual timeline if this was too hard to follow, along with some other character’s ages that coincide. Feel free to use this information as you please, just try not to discredit the work and research it took to work it all out on paper 😭
If you got this far, here is a sketch I did of sidekick Drex as a treat!
#henry danger#danger force#ray manchester#drex stinklebaum#drex#lil dynomite#i spent so long on this sob#btw I wrote that Drex meets Ray at 16 but it’s my head canon that Drex knew him before he became his sidekick#so they didn’t actually meet there it’s just when they started working together#I believe that Drex already knew Ray when he met Credenza because I like to think he modeled himself after Ray#dangerverse#mine art
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characters. pantalone x f.reader
rating. explicit (18+ only)
wc. 755
tags. yandere!pantalone, pet names (songbird, pet), unhealthy obsession, locking reader in a cage, sex toys, breeding, owner/pet (collar), manipulation/gaslighting, pantalone tells reader to eat 3 meals a day & exercise (he’s a control freak)
a/n. also wrote this one around 6ish months ago along with the firsthand experience Zhongli piece lol. if you like what I write, send me a coffee if you can <3
a letter to my songbird ┃from pantalone
#hua!writes#genshin smut#genshin x reader#pantalone x you#pantalone x reader#pantalone x y/n#pantalone smut#pantalone x female reader
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New setup for the pods! ~7 inches of substrate on the deep side and ~3 on the shallow side. I recombined the colony I split 6ish months ago (and separated the reddish ones so hopefully they’ll make more reddish ones) and now everybody (except the teeny ones I haven’t been able to catch yet) is in a giant bin with lots of cork bark to hide under, antler to nibble, and leaf litter to eat!
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Tell us more about Poole’s dad
YES absolutely 💜💜💜💜
Alfie was a fun-loving guy— he loved pranks, board games, comic books and making people laugh. He was a bit eccentric, wearing silly bow ties with every outfit, and worked as a candy store clerk back in the 1940's.
He met Iris (Mr. Poole's mom) while he was feeding ducks in the park and accidentally threw a handful of crumbs at her, and although he was supremely awkward and goofy about the whole thing, they fell in love pretty much instantly, marrying within 1.5 years of meeting.
Unfortunately, though, about 6ish years later, Alfie passed before Mr Poole was born— about 3 months before, in fact, in a car accident, and it hit Iris really, really hard.
Even so, when Poole was born, he was protected, treasured, ADORED by his mom, and he grew up hearing all about his dad, about the way he was, the things he liked, and that made Poole wanna try and get as close as possible to him without ever actually being able to meet him.
He enthusiastically inherited a lot of his things, like his comic books and his silly bowties, and gravitated towards stuff he knew his dad liked, becoming a lot like him without even realizing it.
Though it was really hard sometimes, growing up without a father and seeing how much his father's absence REALLY hurt his mom, it was through those little things that he was able to cope with it all.
Now, as an adult, Mr Poole visits his dad's grave 2-3 times a year to talk to him, telling him all about his life, including things he won't/can't feel like he can tell his mom.
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Slasher U 1-Year State of the Union / Unholy Census!
Holy fucking shit we're coming along towards the 1-year anniversary of the release of the Slasher U Act 1 alpha!! We've come SO FUCKING FAR. Sawyer wasn't even a romanceable option back in the day! As of April 27th, it'll be Slasher U's first ever anniversary!
Mostly, I am SO FUCKING GRATEFUL that you all came along on the adventure to make my weird horny dating RPG a smash fucking hit!! Taking narrative seriously in dating/adult games was kind of my entire M.O (is?? mods??) and I am SO GRATEFUL Y'ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO HERE lmao
THE BIG NUMBERS
As of 11:21 AM EST on 3/23/24, Slasher U: Act 1 has sold 6,100 copies across Steam & itch.io (Not including the copies sold as part of Games for Gaza that weren't redeemed/downloaded, so this only counts people who actually downloaded or bought the game!). This is obviously BEYOND MY WILDEST FUCKING DREAMS AND I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH HOLY SHIT. I didn't even realize it until I added it all together. (On top of this, we sold several fucking tens of thousands of games for Games for Gaza!! Hell yeah!)
For my fellow solo devs out there, this comes to Slasher U making a total of about $6,000 + $2,000 net USD through sales (the former) and crowdfunding (the latter, for Slasher U: Act 2) over the last 11ish months!! The game started off being free for the first 6ish months, then went to $6.69 for the Beta (with dong! whoa!!), and now at its full size, stands at a good ol' $14.99 for 15 hours of primo datin' sim!
This is objectively the most money I've ever made off of anything I've developed in my entire life, and paid my whole ass rent for the entire year, so THANK YOU HOLY SHIT. According to Steam, most indie games barely break $1k in total, so I am AGOG. FUCKING AGOG. THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY GAME AND LETTING ME MAKE MORE VIA NOT DYING FROM CAPITALISM
The average review score, across 89 reviews on itch.io, remains 4.9 out of 5 stars, and we're rocking a 93% Positive on Steam!!
THE UNHOLY CENSUS
The best part of Slasher U is, as I always say, THE STUDENT DISEMBODY!! Slasher U will always be a place where everything is gay and trans as fuck (although I'm also proud of writing my cishet storylines too :V /lh)! I knew y'all were gay (hello fellow gays) but I did not realize the QUEER FUCKING FORCE THE STUDENT DISEMBODY IS
Here's the demographics of Slasher U players as taken from Tumblr polls (that's a skewed sample size of about 280, so grain of salt here for the homo website for queers):
92.6% of you ID as queer (see below for the breakdown!) | 7.4% of you ID as straight
This fictional horror movie campus is: 48.5% bi/pan, 16.2% gay/mlm, 10.3% lesbian/wlw, 10.3% ace (oo tie!), 7.4% queer but not defined as above, and 7.4% straight!
61.9% of you ID as trans/not cis | 23.8% of you ID as cis | 14.3% of you ID as neither trans nor cis
46.8% of you are between 22-26 | 32.3% of you are between 18-21 | 16.1% of you are between 27-32 | 4.8% of you are between 32-45 | 0% of you are older than 45 (sample size I am guessing lol)
For 14.6% of you, Slasher U was the very first dating sim you've ever played (!). For 3.8% of you, Slasher U was the first indie game you've ever played (holy fucking shit!!! this is an actual absolute honor)
76.7% of you instinctively Road Runner away from Melyssa at the fountain in Act 1 | 23.3% let the Melyssa tsunami arrive at you
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A FINAL WORD (FOR NOW) ON MAKIN' VIDJEE GAEMS
You should totally do it.
No, okay, but for real, I started working in games professionally in 2009 (yeah yeah i'm old. i am 32 and i am dying and they're coming for me in the corpse wagon etc) and I burned out in 2016 and came back two years ago with THIS THING and I can tell you RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW that, if you have ever wanted to make a game and the big guys aren't gonna do it, grab yourself and/or some friends and fuckin' make a video game. I have worked for a bunch of AA and mobile companies and I can tell you right the fuck now that this is the most fulfilling experience I have ever had writing a video game. I taught myself programming logic to make this thing! And sound design! I fucking learned to animate sprite sheets!! YOU CAN ALSO DO IT given the time and energy (pace yourself don't die)! And there won't be any execs around to tell you your weird niche game won't sell!! BECAUSE IT FUCKING WILL
Anyway, my entire career as a game designer, nobody let me write shit for them. You don't need permission to make stuff or write stuff. If you write it, they will fuckin' come, Field of Dreams style (also don't forget to tell everyone you made stuff and share it around. super key here. lmao). Turns out writing is all about sharing yourself with people, and who knows, you might just find that a fuckton of people ACTUALLY relate to you. (And that you're a pretty good writer. Which you knew. Yes, you. I am mixing metaphors and pointing to myself AND you now.)
xoxoxoxooxoxox,
Professor Plutonium
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WE NEED A PART 2 AMD 3 OF WHAT HAPPENS IN MEXICO
Kyle and Soap fight it out ft the gang
Soap actually shows up to thanksgiving and the Garrick's love him and ask him to stay for the night the whole hospitality thing (she and soap fuck in her childhood bedroom)
AHHHHHHH so cute
Happy Family ‧₊˚.
Johnny ‘Soap’ McTavish x Garrick!blkfem!reader
Summary: After the events in Mexico, Johnny finds himself going against is friends wishes to talk to his little sister and finds himself attending thanksgiving with the Garrick’s..
Warnings: cursing, smut, little age gap 6ish years apart, chaotic family stuff, Kyle hating on Johnny and his sister(sibling love!!)
A/n: So I figured out Thanksgiving is not celebrated in the UK makes sense, so I'm making the Garrick family British American(Kyle and the reader's dad is American) the accent just lingers. Didn’t really think about it but reader also studies abroad. 
“Are you fucking kidding me!” Kyle yelled pushing Johnny back him hitting the wall.
“What are you on? I didn’t know she was your sister yeah?” Johnny scoffed.
Kyle had been at Johnny’s throat since he had gotten back from dropping his sister off at the hotel she was staying at, price had made an attempt to pull Kyle off of him but he was only pushed away.
“You're a piece of Shit John don't fucking touch my sister, alright. She's not just of of your hookups don't even think about going near her.” Kyle spoke his finger pressed on Johnny’s chest.
“Watch yer fuckin’ mouth,” Johnny warned glaring at Gaz.
“What because I'm saying the truth? You're a bastard that ruins things he touches, you are a piece of shit, John. Stay the fuck away-”
Before Kyle could finish Johnny had punched Kyle falling back, instead of sitting there Kyle came right back at him. Ghost went to step in but Price held his hand up.
“Wait. Let them get at it for a minute.” price said.
They let them beat on each other then blood started to spill ghost grabbed Johnny and Price pulling Kyle off of him.
“Listen ya son of a bitch,” Kyle started.
“Alright Kyle keep it down.” price said pulling him away from Johnny.
That was the last time Kyle and Johnny had an actual conversation.
Johnny even talked to her out of spite at first but eventually actually started to like her, started to love her. Maybe too soon to tell but he was head over heels for her. Now for the past months, Johnny had been spending his time with her.
God, he felt as if he knew everything about her, how to touch her those soft sweet gasps that escaped from her lips as he touched her. This didn't make him a good friend that's for sure dating Kyles's little sister and he knew it.
Now he sat on the couch of his apartment watching as she was talking on the phone he didn't know who but he listened to her chat. Her back faced him, and not having any pants on the shirt she wore was his ‘Mctavish’ in dark lettering, he tilted his head to get a look at her ass that hung out at the bottom of the shirt. Green looked good on her dark complexion, but she would look even better bent over that countertop.
Soap pushed himself of the couch just as she was hanging up the phone. Johnny let his arms wrap around her waist his face pushing her curls aside his check touching hers. He felt her back in to him a bit “who was that bonnie?” he asked.
“My mum..” she hummed her hands coming up grabbing his biceps he nails lightly digging into them.
“Yeah, what she callin’ fo’..”
“School, checking on me.. She wants me to bring you to thanksgiving..” she spoke.
“American Holiday?” Johnny questioned.
“My dad’s American though me and Kyle grew up here my parents moved back to America after we both graduated being closer with family ya know.” She answered turning her body leaning back on the counter.
Johnny nodded “That means I have to meet your family and see.”
“Kyle, yeah he’ll just have to deal with it.” She smiled her hands coming ups to Johnny’s face her fingers running across his stubble.
“I reckon he will..” Johnny chuckled his lips meeting her two tones ones the taste of her Shea butter chapstick lingered on his lips.
Yeah needless to say when Kyle watched you and Johnny walk through the door his smile faded being replaced with a glare. The silence between her and her brother went unnoticed by their family. For a short while anyway.
Johnny got to meet everyone mostly everyone, pretty much all of her fathers side and few of her mother's. Kyle practically ignored Johnny’s existence, until asked about him.
“He was alright before he got in my sisters pants.” The comment earning a smack from your mother.
He got along well with her father as they talked to her dad he for sure scared the hell out of him. He was a big guy reminded him of Simon a bit taller, tattoos covered his dark-toned arms. He was scary that’s for sure but all around a sweet guy once you got to know him, her father made sure to let Johnny know if her broke his daughter’s heart he’d be dealt with. And her mother was a sweetheart tall herself maybe 5’8 her curls pulled back in a claw clip grays could be seen from her roots. They continued the conversation her uncles and mother joining in only to be interrupted by Kyle bickering with his sister.
“I will beat the shit out of you Kyle- leave him alone,” she spoke glaring at your brother.
“Please he needed to be beat in yeah?” Kyle spoke.
“You bullying my boyfriend is not breaking him in to the family.” She scoffed.
Johnny looked over his eyes coming back to her mothers only for her to shake her head saying let them at it for a second it gets interesting. And it did the two siblings going at it, her comments destroying each other until he went silent and started to walk away.
“Yeah walk away, nothin to say huh- bitch.” She scoffed Kyle turning around flipping her off before going down the hall.
“Gagged” Her aunt said moving her Bob behind her ear laughing.
She groaned “someone had to—he need to get laid so he can HOP OF MY BOYFRIEND.” She yelled the last part down the hall making sure her brother heard.
The Garricks were something else but it was enjoyable similar to Johnny’s family but a bit more chaotic. They love Johnny your aunties making his plate befor you could making sure he was fed and fed well. Table conversation went around school and other drama, your family had a colorful use of language that’s for sure.
“Ya know, Johnny baby. Have you seen her room yet?” Her mother asked.
She shook her head “no he has not. And he won’t.”
“Aren’t you staying with us?” Her father asked.
“Didn’t plan on it we have a hotel we can check into after we leave.” She spoke.
“Yeah no, I’ll show you where to take bags Johnny.” Her father spoke smiling at Johnny his melanin cheeks puffing up as he smiled.
He nodded looking over at her, his hand gripping her thigh teasingly. “What Bonnie? What’s yer room look like lass?” He asked his tone cheeky.
“It’s embarrassing because I went in it earlier I know my mother went in it and pulled some things out.”
“Yeah all of her stuff animals.” Kyle laughed.
She let out a groan, “How many we talkin?”
“To many it’s a problem.” She admitted.
Johnny only laughed light-heartedly patting his girlfriend's thigh before letting it come back up to the table to eat.
As conversation went on Johnny felt her hand go down to his thigh, her nails dragging on the inside of his thigh. He gave he a grin displayed on her glossy lips as he felt her hand go up higher her finger gliding against his clothed cock.
He shutters lightly his left hand grabbing her wrist. “What's wrong?” She asked innocently her brows frowned.
“Nothing…” he spoke his tone warning her.
She tilted her head her tight curls moving down to the side. Her long lashes batting at him as her dark eyes met his light ones. She leaned in her breath hitting his ear as she whispered “Let’s take it to the bathroom yeah?”
He moved away from her glaring at her but a smile on his lips. She was filthy.
“Are you planning on staying with her I would expect so.” Her mom spoke catching Johnny's attention.
“Yeah-”
“No.”
Kyle spoke over Johnny.
Their mother shot a glare at Kyle, him saying sorry quietly but his gaze stabbed Johnny in the side of the head.
Soon dinner ended everyone starting to pick up, Johnny helping his girlfriend with the dishes the two talking. Kyle watched and he hated it, he didn’t hate that his sister was dating someone it was the fact to who she was dating. He hated that fact the he took such good care of her too, “you keep staring at them your sister will give ya shit love.” His mother said her head resting on the arm as she watched them as well.
Johnny flicked water into her face earning a heartfelt laugh as well as a smack to his arm. “You realized he's 26 right mum?” Kyle said.
“Could be worse,” she laughed lightly squeezing his arm. Kyle only shook his head groaning.
It had finally gotten late everyone leaving leaving the five of them, Johnny hand brought their bags in.
“Okay you can't judge me alright,” she spoke standing in front of her door not letting johnny in yet.
“ ‘mon lass ain't gonna judge you.” he chuckled lightly at the girl.
She pressed her dark lips together nodding before opening the door. The room was dimly lit with Christmas lights, her walls covered in posters big and small, and her bed covered with stuffed animals. One thing he could tell it was very pink. His lips curved into a smile seeing the childish room, his head turned to hers, her hands covered the bottom half of her face.
“When did ya move out?” he spoke putting the bags down.
“A year ago..” she muttered.
Johnny moved to stand in front of her his calloused hand touching her face and lifting her chin up “What's wrong Lassie? It's very you n I love it.” he smiled his lips meeting hers.
“But I do have to say, that stunt you pulled at dinner,” he spoke his one hand grabbing her face.
Her lips pulled up into a grin “I don't know whatcha mean Johnny.” she hummed her hands trailing up his chest.
He pushed the door closed as he pushed her against it her hand moving to lock it. “You know exactly what I mean..”
She shook her head “You might have to remind me, baby..”
He hummed his hand reaching to the back of her head and grabbing a hand of hair pulling her head back a soft moan escaping her lips. His hand grazed over his belt before letting her fingers slide down his clothed cock.
He bent down kissing her neck right in the area that made her squirm, his free hand sliding up the bottom of her shirt pulling her tit out of her bra. Johnny let his thumb run over her hard nip meeting the warm metal of her piercing. Something about him playing with her nubs got her worked up so quickly, his knee lifting up and pressing against her core the dress she wore bunching up. Coming up to kiss her lips it became messy quickly her pawing at his shirt and pulling him closer as she ground herself on his thigh.
“Please Johnny..” she whimpered.
“Yeah bonnie? How bad ya want me eh?” he spoke hitting her bottom lip.
So she did, the begging leaving her pretty lips as he kissed her pressing his thigh harder to her core as she rubbed herself against him. Her whiney tone made him harder as he held himself back just wanting to know how desperate she was.
“Fuck- please Johnny, stuff me. Stuff me full,” she pleaded.
That was his tipping point grabbing her and lifting her up the feeling of her legs wrapping around him as they both fell onto the bed. Johnny lifted himself up unbuttoning his dress shirt, throwing it to the side the pulling of his undershirt quickly. He went back to her his hands grabbed the hem of her dress sliding it up and pulling it off her in one motion. Her bra was discarded earlier the both were topless.
Johnny leaned down his skin touching hers, the skin-to-skin practically making him moan. Her hands placed on his shoulders her nails digging into them as the made out his groin grinding against her.
“Yer so fouking wet f’er me love.” he groaned his fingers touching the outside of her soaked panties.
“It's all for you,” she whispered the feeling of him pushing her panties to the side feeling her wet folds.
He discarded his boxers, soon letting his finger lop around the sides of her panties pulling them of and watching her stick arousal make a string.
He laughed loudly “Yeah~ love ya want me that bad.” he spoke looking down at her seeing her nod.
“Open up f’er me.” he said tapping her thighs soon placing himself in between her.
He slid his cock against her folds his meaty tip soon sinking into her, he hand quickly slapping over her mouth keeping her quiet.
She pulsed around him as he sat there slowly working himself into her. “F’ckin made for me.” he whimper.
Sitting up he picked her hips up putting her in an arch his thrust becoming faster. She looked good like this his cock going in and out of her needy cunt, it drooling all over him. “Yes— oh fuck..” she cried out johnnys harsh thrust not changing pace.
Changing position his arms cuffed under hers cradling her head her legs thrown over his broad shoulders. “Common— atta girl fockin’ take it.” he groaned his head falling into her shoulder as he pumped in and out of her at a brutal pace.
“Johnny—” she cried out her nails dragging down his back as if she's trying to hold on.
She could feel every inch of him his balls slapping against her. Continuing to keep herself quiet as he fucked her relentlessly, she began to babble to Johnny telling him how good he made her feel. Soon Her walls squeeze around him “Ya good cum f’me, lass, common baby cum for me.” he encourage, feeling his balls get tight.
“I want you to cum in me..” she begged her words slurred.
Leaning up a bit enough to see her face he saw tears in the corner of her dark eyes, “want me to fill your cunt up, Lassie? You want my thick nut huh?” his words filthy his hand grabbing her throat applying pressure.
“Yes- God yes please fill me up with your nun!” she cried.
She was asking so nicely and with that pretty face how could he say no?
With a few more thrusts his balls drained into her, her body becoming slightly stiff as a shaky moan escaped her mouth as she came on his cock him pushing on her stomach as she did. Johnny lifted himself now slowly pumping in her his cum spilling out he watched with a pleased grin.
Pulling out he watched the cum leak out of her puffy cunt. “Steemin’ Jesus Bonnie, you look so good with my cum dripping out that beautiful cunt.” he spoke leaning down kissing her his hand slaponv her cunt.
“Hey!-”
He let out a cheeky laugh. “Johnny that hurt” she whined.
After cleaning himself up and making sure she peed he came back into the room with a warm wet rag letting in drag down her cunt cleaning it up, them her legs his lips leaving soft kisses on her back as he took care of her fragile body.
“You take such good care of me baby,” she mumbled.
“Oh love this is my job, especially after making a mess of you,” he spoke gently his hands needing at her thighs and kissing them as he did so.
He loved this part maybe not as much as bullying the shot out of her pussy. But he loved taking care of her after whipping her down and massaging her sore body.
“Tierd lass?” he asked.
“Mmhm..”
He hummed going over to her bag and grabbing a pair of panties and one of his shirts “sit of f’r me.” he whispered.
He sat behind her moving her legs up and putting her underwear on then pulling the t-shirt over her head. “Wanna wrap your hair?” he spoke lifting up her bonnet.
She nodded handing him a scrunchie, he gathered her hair up looping the scrunchie around her hair once then placed the bonnet on her head “There we go love..” he kissed the side of her face.
“Thank you, baby,” she said moving the side so she could lay next to him her head falling onto his chest once he did lay down.
The two soon one fell asleep maybe not as aware of how loud the were Kyle who was across the hall heard more than he would have liked his headphones saving him.
Heres this! As promised! I hope you like it and happy almost Thanksgiving!!
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