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dark-elf-writes · 3 months ago

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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)

Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?

Odysseus: No :)

#the elf talks #epic spoilers #epic the musical #epic the vengeance saga #metal as fuck and understandable tbh #Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker

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deadpoolian · 6 months ago

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Cute Marvel Snap animation

#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #marvel snap #marvel #poolverine #that's their ship name right??? idk #heart eyes motherfucker #i feel like the image quality got fucked upon uploading but oh well #deadpoolian

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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

#i can't believe i'm saying this #DEADPOOL CAN GET IT #Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him #I would too bestie #it's the sass for me folks #paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god #a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think #this is a branch in realities i know it #i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie #all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME #camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch #i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction #i love how you love deadpool #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here #@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating #do it again #gif is credit to the owner #30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update #damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here #guys just find my other post

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hussyknee · 1 year ago

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Not surprised but also

TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE MURDERED FOR THIS.

"We made an oopsie while shooting at all the other unarmed people trying to run away."

#helpless rage #if the motherfucking US of fucking Asshole would stop sending them all the best toys #hamas would have obliterated them by now #pack of death worshipping useless gutworms #iof #fuck israel #israeli hostages #gaza genocide #gaza under attack #war crimes #knee of huss #gaza news

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the-crooked-library · 2 months ago

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hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then

#spirk #star trek unification #star trek #holy fucking shit #spock #captain kirk #k/s #kirk x spock #the premise #i am. how do you say this. losing my motherfucking shit

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asweetprologue · 1 year ago

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did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

#the BANE of my EXISTENCE #when I started playing the ORIGINAL 1986 GAME and these motherfuckers were ALREADY the biggest nuisance in the game #forget ganon what fucking octopus cursed all of hyrule to a thousand thousand years of death by octorok #zelda #legend of zelda #skyward sword #a link to the past #ocarina of time #link #totk #botw #my art #side note i've decided to start post any fan art I do on this blog instead of my little art side blog because it's just easier for me

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two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat · 1 year ago

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THE FLIES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE

#they keep buzzing around my head #FUCK OFF FUCKING BUGS #AHHHHHHH #IT JUST TRIED TO GO INTO MY MOUTH #FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER #yes ok my mouth was open cuz i was cursing the fucker out but AHHHHHH #GET OUT OF MY HOUSE #YOURE LUCKY MY CAT AND DOG ARE AFRAID OF THE FLY SWATTER NOISES AND IM A BIG SOFTY THAT DOESNT LIKE SCARING THEM #to be clear my house is clean we just always have a fly problem this time of year #and harley still wont come downstairs during the day so shes not keeping them as thinned out as she normally would #and my dad hasnt been going after them with the fly swatter as much cuz chewbys afraid of the fly swatter #it is pretty entertaining to watch chewby hunt them tho #something about a 63 pound dog standing completely still and tracking the fly with her eyes til it comes close enough for her to snap at #it like a snake is incredibly adorable

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garuye · 19 days ago

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Dio's 50 weird little freaks who obsessed over him until the world ended were right. I'd be the same

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #dio brando #I can't get this motherfucker out of my HEAD #he LIVES here #my friend has been sending me things that would look good on him and holy fucking shit

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thekintsugidyke · 1 year ago

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i think i just went insane

#anthony green #dunesposting #they just suddenly went live #wHy didn’t I record shit #you know what each and every day I get Anthony green more and more #fucking motherfucker

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why-am-i-always-hungruy · 9 months ago

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reblog if you're aspec and FUCKING VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#aspec #asexual #aromantic #aroace #whatever the fuck because YOURE VALID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months ago

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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

#my love affair with the particular psychological damage bull has got going on continues unabated it Compels me #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #iron bull #AS IF you'd forget josephine's name even if you were just the successful mercenary captain you pretend to be you motherfucker!#the way he subtly controls the tone of that whole conversation is so fucking elegant and cool #say what you want about him and even though it's destroyed his soul bull does know how to do his job #(also the 'could've just been a guy in a spiked helmet orlesians aren't too bright' dig if you're adaar is just *chef's kiss*)

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words-writ-in-starlight · 2 years ago

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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

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candycatfalls · 12 days ago

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