#fucking MOTHERFUCKER
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Cute Marvel Snap animation
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#marvel snap#marvel#poolverine#that's their ship name right??? idk#heart eyes motherfucker#i feel like the image quality got fucked upon uploading but oh well#deadpoolian
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
#the elf talks#epic spoilers#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#metal as fuck and understandable tbh#Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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Not surprised but also
TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE MURDERED FOR THIS.
"We made an oopsie while shooting at all the other unarmed people trying to run away."
#helpless rage#if the motherfucking US of fucking Asshole would stop sending them all the best toys#hamas would have obliterated them by now#pack of death worshipping useless gutworms#iof#fuck israel#israeli hostages#gaza genocide#gaza under attack#war crimes#knee of huss#gaza news
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did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess
#the BANE of my EXISTENCE#when I started playing the ORIGINAL 1986 GAME and these motherfuckers were ALREADY the biggest nuisance in the game#forget ganon what fucking octopus cursed all of hyrule to a thousand thousand years of death by octorok#zelda#legend of zelda#skyward sword#a link to the past#ocarina of time#link#totk#botw#my art#side note i've decided to start post any fan art I do on this blog instead of my little art side blog because it's just easier for me
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THE FLIES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
#they keep buzzing around my head#FUCK OFF FUCKING BUGS#AHHHHHHH#IT JUST TRIED TO GO INTO MY MOUTH#FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER#yes ok my mouth was open cuz i was cursing the fucker out but AHHHHHH#GET OUT OF MY HOUSE#YOURE LUCKY MY CAT AND DOG ARE AFRAID OF THE FLY SWATTER NOISES AND IM A BIG SOFTY THAT DOESNT LIKE SCARING THEM#to be clear my house is clean we just always have a fly problem this time of year#and harley still wont come downstairs during the day so shes not keeping them as thinned out as she normally would#and my dad hasnt been going after them with the fly swatter as much cuz chewbys afraid of the fly swatter#it is pretty entertaining to watch chewby hunt them tho#something about a 63 pound dog standing completely still and tracking the fly with her eyes til it comes close enough for her to snap at#it like a snake is incredibly adorable
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i think i just went insane
#anthony green#dunesposting#they just suddenly went live#wHy didn���t I record shit#you know what each and every day I get Anthony green more and more#fucking motherfucker
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reblog if you're aspec and FUCKING VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)
god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah
#my love affair with the particular psychological damage bull has got going on continues unabated it Compels me#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#iron bull#AS IF you'd forget josephine's name even if you were just the successful mercenary captain you pretend to be you motherfucker!#the way he subtly controls the tone of that whole conversation is so fucking elegant and cool#say what you want about him and even though it's destroyed his soul bull does know how to do his job#(also the 'could've just been a guy in a spiked helmet orlesians aren't too bright' dig if you're adaar is just *chef's kiss*)
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
#honor among thieves#dnd#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves#holga kilgore#she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character#some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke#and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels#and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever#do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good#i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount#i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory#his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS#do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now#i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now
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you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.
grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.
#eli talks#rant#i just watched a video shared by someone i'd been following a while denying the genocide occuring in gaza entirely#are you kidding. are you fucking kidding me.#the video was trying to run with the idea that “from the river to the sea” means jewish people will be expelled from the region#no the fuck it does not you stupid motherfucker that's NOT what decolonization is#anyway. land back. decolonize. from the river to the sea. peace and love on planet earth.#stop razing olive trees. stop scorching the earth. stop bombing hospitals and schools. stop destroying the sea.#if i have to see another palestinian child undergo anesthesia-free amputation im going to start being physically fucking violent#if i have to see another mother with blood on her hands wailing and begging for her child to come back im going to start burning shit#one day all the people of palestine will be free. muslims and jews and christians and all and none.#one day all the people of sudan will be free. all the people in the congo will be free. all the peoples in the americas will be free.#and all the other occupied places suffering genocides and ethnic cleansings that the news neglects to mention. theyll be free too.
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daemon and all the ghosts of harrenhall living it up every night:
#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#harrenhall said fuck it i have your ghosts and ghouls right here man#harrenhall said hide yo kids hide yo wife cause we grabbin bitches up in here#THE MOTHERFUCKING HEART TREE#the ghouls are like pssst daemon chill bro we got your back#we getting spooky up in here bitches!!!#they really gave us alice rivers huh man i hate it here#hotd meme#daemon targaryen#matt smith#daemon x rhaenyra#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#aegon targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#ewan mitchell#tom glynn carney#hotd x reader#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#jace velaryon#baela targaryen#rhaenys targaryen
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right in the motherfucking feels
#playing as astarion has fucking paid off#karlach actually is able to tell him she's proud of him#right in the motherfucking feels#ngl gonna headcanon him hearing this from karlach (who he's romancing) is just... it means a lot to him#he doesn't believe her really and he doubts he did the right thing#he's still afraid#but having someone who is PROUD of him?#someone who sees good qualities in him?#he just... can't believe it#karlach cliffgate#astarion ancunin#astarion x karlach#astarion#karlach#jaheira#astarion playthrough
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TW: Wolverine Badonkas
I laughed rewatching because like
#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up#you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents#who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on#nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago#wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man#do it for the nation#do it for the audience#gif credits to owner#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT#domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted#did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it#either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body#either or lol#“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz#in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve#landoslastnerve
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hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then
#spirk#star trek unification#star trek#holy fucking shit#spock#captain kirk#k/s#kirk x spock#the premise#i am. how do you say this. losing my motherfucking shit
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Just got shouted at in front of an entire gym because the front desk person is a rude fucking assjole. FUCK
#fucking MOTHERFUCKER#Instead of ‘you need to leave immediately’ as a shout down the entire club;#How about ‘hey you’re labeled as a prospect not as a member can you come back to the front desk?’#(don’t know why I was labeled that because I did all the paperwork and MADE SURE I was good yesterday so this specifically wouldn’t happen#because he has been an ass before (when I was coming to try out the club on my mom’s card and he also shouted at me and 1) interrupted my#questions and 2) spoke incredibly demeaningly to me#had a whole fucjing loud (almost Karen-y) argument with him because he wasn’t fucking letting me speak and I HAD DONE EVERYTHING I WAS#SUPPOSED TO BUT HE JUST ACTED LIKE I WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL AND SHOUTED IT OUT SO EVERYONE COULD HEAR#he never fucking offered to help or figure it out#was excusing all his actions talking about liability and stuff but then later in the conversation was like ‘I guess I can let you in’#MOTHER FUCK YOU I HOPE A CHICKEN GETS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS#stop fucjing abusing your power and denying that you were in the wrong you FUCJ face#compromising your entire reason for being an asshole by saying that but still not acknowledging my shit#stfu incel-ass dumb dumb and dumber-ass elephant-looking-ass morherfucker#feels great to not feel safe in this gym when I’m finally getting a routine and getting on my mental/physical health for the first time in#3-6ish months#and then have that fear confirmed by being shouted at in front of everyone#fuck this shit#mypost
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