#fucking MOTHERFUCKER
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deadpoolian · 4 months ago
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Cute Marvel Snap animation
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dark-elf-writes · 28 days ago
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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hussyknee · 1 year ago
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Not surprised but also
TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE MURDERED FOR THIS.
"We made an oopsie while shooting at all the other unarmed people trying to run away."
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asweetprologue · 1 year ago
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did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess
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THE FLIES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
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thekintsugidyke · 1 year ago
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i think i just went insane
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why-am-i-always-hungruy · 8 months ago
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reblog if you're aspec and FUCKING VALID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vaguely-concerned · 5 months ago
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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)
god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah
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words-writ-in-starlight · 2 years ago
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
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bleakbluejay · 10 months ago
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you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.
grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.
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theghooligan · 5 months ago
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daemon and all the ghosts of harrenhall living it up every night:
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thepunchingbag · 1 year ago
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right in the motherfucking feels
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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago
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TW: Wolverine Badonkas
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I laughed rewatching because like
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the-crooked-library · 4 days ago
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hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then
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what-even-is-sleep · 2 years ago
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Just got shouted at in front of an entire gym because the front desk person is a rude fucking assjole. FUCK
#fucking MOTHERFUCKER#Instead of ‘you need to leave immediately’ as a shout down the entire club;#How about ‘hey you’re labeled as a prospect not as a member can you come back to the front desk?’#(don’t know why I was labeled that because I did all the paperwork and MADE SURE I was good yesterday so this specifically wouldn’t happen#because he has been an ass before (when I was coming to try out the club on my mom’s card and he also shouted at me and 1) interrupted my#questions and 2) spoke incredibly demeaningly to me#had a whole fucjing loud (almost Karen-y) argument with him because he wasn’t fucking letting me speak and I HAD DONE EVERYTHING I WAS#SUPPOSED TO BUT HE JUST ACTED LIKE I WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL AND SHOUTED IT OUT SO EVERYONE COULD HEAR#he never fucking offered to help or figure it out#was excusing all his actions talking about liability and stuff but then later in the conversation was like ‘I guess I can let you in’#MOTHER FUCK YOU I HOPE A CHICKEN GETS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS#stop fucjing abusing your power and denying that you were in the wrong you FUCJ face#compromising your entire reason for being an asshole by saying that but still not acknowledging my shit#stfu incel-ass dumb dumb and dumber-ass elephant-looking-ass morherfucker#feels great to not feel safe in this gym when I’m finally getting a routine and getting on my mental/physical health for the first time in#3-6ish months#and then have that fear confirmed by being shouted at in front of everyone#fuck this shit#mypost
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