#.crow noise

[bazkrekkerbrokemyshin]

kaz brekker is the type of guy to have headphones on, but when you ask what he’s listening to, it’s literally just static

[kny-mermaid-rehab-au]

Sometimes you just need to repeat a sound you hear

[amarmeme]

Stages of Illario sickness

Day 1: The Wigmaker Job was so fun, I love a pair of buddy assassins, Illario is just the character of all time

Day 2: Oh I'll make a Rook to romance Lucanis it'll be so nice to see Illario in this game!

Day 3:

Day 4: hehehehehe well that's okay - Illario's in the game at least ... surely there's some way this makes more sense than "he's an idiot now"

Day 5: ohhh, well, maybe if he's an idiot now we can fix him. He's our idiot

Day 6:

Day 7: I hate it here

[bunjywunjy]

the local medical clinic is playing Halloween sound effects over the PA system on a loop and the effect is absolutely indescribable

[ornithological]

common raven (corvus corax) calling from a fence post, ireland

[paradox-crows]

I finally managed to get an audio file of Benjamin to work.

Here's to the big guy's beautiful voice.

[randomness-in-motion]

*Obsessed Crow noises*

*peekaboo*

[rainforcsts]

greenlight by tate mcrae is so wylan van eck coded

"you know i tried to be what he thought i was, I WASNT" jan van eck wanted him to be someone who could READ even tho he just COULDN'T

"and truthfully, i'm so over it, but stuck on it"

"i can't unhear shit i've been told, guess i never healed right" he keeps thinking he's stupid because that's all jan van eck ever told him

[mothfulhansel]

i would kill to have a soundproof room where i can cry, scream, shout, laugh or sing without being heard by any soul, it would make my life infinetly better, i cant stress how happier i would be in a soundproof room

[wardensantoineandevka]

tfw your first interaction with an NPC is so good the GM immediately decided they're going from a footnote to a major recurring character, suddenly have a clear vision of who the character is in entirety, AND the NPC decides they can't kill you even after you refused to do anything they asked you to do and you two walk away into the sunrise together away from the entire horrific mess that's happening to everyone else

[avenin7]

Hii, if you're still taking revalink requests. Could we possibly get a lil revali preening link while he's not paying attention? I love that gay bird

I totally am! Thank you for the request!

I only had energy for a sketch right now but this was really fun!

Link is making dinner while his gumpy (not) boyfriend does very normal (not) boyfriend things

[screebyy]

babygirl (affectionate) vs babygirl (derogatory)

[eldritchblep]

I might be a few years behind on finally playing Hades but it has HAPPENED and that art. So I’m joining y’all in studying the style, and present you with my first attempt- my D&D himbo minotaur bard Gore. 

[thevaelguard]

One flatbread Lucanis coming up!!!

[skayafair]

Y'know what I find curious about this season?

Some people may cry all they want about "payneland being queerbait" because they didn't end up together (and if that old interview is anything to go by, aren't goint to hold your horses I'm rooting for them too), but the fact is,

no one did.

There were PLENTY of romantic plotlines within those 8 episodes, I'm amazed just how packed with everything those roughly 7-8 hours are... back to the topic though. We have:

Edwin pining after Charles

Charles and Crystal's whatever-they-have-going-on (no srsly explain it to me like I'm five, way to make seemingly straight relationship not boring, they're queer af and I like it with all its awkwardness and uncertainty)

The Cat King pining after Edwin

Monty pining after Edwin

Simon pining after Edwin I think we've spotted the initial DISASTER gay, literally - who gets so frustrated their crush doesn't notice them that they end up sacrificing the crush and everyone involved to HELL???

The unfortunate date of Jenny and Maxine

Vaguely but let's count ep 5 too because it's basically based on romantic relationship drama

Esther? Should we count Esther's failed marriage? And her husband's affair? I'll go with count it

Now, that's about 6-9 romantic plotlines.

Does ANY of them, ANY AT ALL, get its proverbial "happily ever after"?

Nuh-uh.

I think Edwin and Charles have the most promising outcome out of all of them, actually. Yes it's as vague as it can get, but "literally forever to figure out the rest" is at least hopeful and gives a way for anything to develop.

Crystal set her boundaries pretty clearly. She may still have a crush on Charles but she doesn't want this to evolve into anything, she wants to be friends. Which is - yay, friends! No romance though.

Edwin also rejected both the CK and Monty in very clear terms.

Jenny's still single in september.

I believe you remember all the secondary lines.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. DBD said aro rights :DDD

[skyheld]

"i failed so my life is forfeit. if you don't kill me, the crows will" that does put a new spin on the whole the crows always fulfill a contract doesn't it