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[daftpatience]

i dont know why cream cheese makes such faces

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[triski73]

Kiddos hear EVERYTHING

[sheepslaps]

the people yearn for turn of the century sonic gijinkas

here are my many inspirations

[yuumei-art]

Ice cream cake 🌨️ 🍨 🎂

Part of my water cake series

[frostios]

collection of emotes I created for the @sthbigbang event discord! feel free to use them if you'd like!

bonus sonic that never made it to the server. scary.

[nenafena]

of course the silly polar bear meme reminded me of a certain mother

[chloesimaginationthings]

Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..

[ditzybat]

just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.

and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.

tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.

slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.

only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.

and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?

so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.

[camilieroart]

Here is the piece I did for @turtlestogetherzine !

I absolutely adore both Rise and 2012, and this was a blast to make ! Thanks for having me :) !

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[sheepslaps]

i have also done sonic gijinkas did you know that

also the inspo post here woo

[puro134]

Names taken literally

[mildmayfoxe]

genuinely wish i could